"Fellow Daoist, is there anything else you want to calculate?" Zhang Tianle asked him while Zhang Yue was in a daze.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Before Zhang Yue could answer, his friend Li Chengcheng interjected, "Master, you have no idea how unlucky my friend is! He's been single his whole life, and when he finally got a girlfriend, she treated him like an ATM. You have no idea how miserable he is! He..."
"Li Chengcheng!" Zhang Yue's face flushed red.
His good brother really spills everything out to others!
"Hey, don't feel ashamed. Do you think your face is more important, or your marriage? I think you're just too thin-skinned, that's why you're embarrassed about this and that. If you were even a little thicker-skinned, you wouldn't still be single." Li Chengcheng gave Zhang Yue a good scolding.
Zhang Yue's previously pale face instantly turned bright red.
"You don't need to feel embarrassed. This is determined by society. If you don't fight for it, many other people will. Maybe there are still many single people in front of their phones right now."
As soon as Li Chengcheng said this, the viewers in the live stream reacted.
Thank you! I was offended!
You're right, don't say that again!
Li Chengcheng didn't have time to argue with his viewers. He continued to say to his friend, "So you should have a fortune teller do a divination to see when your true love will arrive. That way, we, your friends, won't keep worrying about you. Look, we've introduced you to so many girls over the years, but you haven't liked a single one. If it weren't for the fact that you've been haunted by a female ghost recently, I would have thought you liked men. So, I'm determined to find out about your marriage today, no matter what."
Li Chengcheng became increasingly angry as he spoke, getting completely absorbed in his emotions.
Zhang Tianle glanced at Zhang Yue and said to Li Chengcheng, "He will get married next year. After the marriage, the couple will be loving and happy, and they will have a son and a daughter."
Hearing Zhang Tianle say that, Li Chengcheng breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, that's good. I was really worried that he would be a bachelor for the rest of his life. I was really worried that no one would take care of him in the future."
I want a dozen brothers like that! He's the kind of guy who'd really step up in a pinch!
[Same as above, I wish I had a dozen brothers like this! Although it might embarrass me in front of others, it's for my own good. Zhang Yue, please cherish such good brothers.]
"Is there anything else to calculate?" Zhang Tianle asked again.
Li Chengcheng shook his head: "Master, there's nothing more to ask. Thank you for your guidance. I won't disturb you any longer. Goodbye! Oh, by the way, if you come to Chengdu next time, I'll treat you to a meal. Please do me the honor."
After giving Zhang Tianle a chuckle, Li Chengcheng hung up the call.
When Zhang Tianle looked over, Zhang Yue scratched his head and quickly thanked him, "Thank you for your help, Master. I have nothing more to say, thank you, Master."
After Zhang Tianle nodded, Zhang Yue ended the live stream.
The viewers in the live stream wailed in despair.
[Wow! This was so short! We didn't get enough, streamer!]
[Yeah! The host's comment is so short!]
This suggests that something strange or unusual has been mixed in.
Zhang Tianle ignored the comments from his viewers and glanced at the backend: "Next up: Su Jing, please join the live stream."
As he spoke, he pulled the other person into the live chat.
The woman appearing in front of the camera has long, flowing hair, big eyes, a pretty face, and an amazing figure.
The moment this beautiful woman appeared, the chat in Zhang Tianle's live stream stopped instantly.
After a brief pause in the chat, the live stream chat exploded with comments.
[Hey beautiful, are you looking for your boyfriend? No need to look anymore, this is me! Just give me your address, and I'll be there in a minute.]
[Upstairs, stop with your lecherous look. Do you think you can even dream about this beauty? Look at me, beautiful lady: male, single, 29 years old, three apartments within Beijing's Third Ring Road, graduated from a prestigious university, 188cm tall, weight…]
[Upstairs, are you reporting your household registration? Do you think a beautiful woman is that vulgar? Well, no, I am a beautiful woman! Bro, you don't mind that I'm a man, do you?]
Just as the live stream was about to be demonized, Zhang Tianle looked at Su Jing and asked, "Fellow traveler, is there anything you'd like to have divined?"
“Host, let’s stick to your usual methods.” Su Jing tucked her hair behind her ear. “For example, let’s start with my birth, my name, and even the things I want to calculate.”
As Su Jing finished speaking, she looked at Zhang Tianle with a half-smile.
She's no ordinary person; she doesn't believe Zhang Tianle could have foreseen her past.
What's more, she's changed her appearance now.
Thinking of this, Su Jing proudly raised her head, revealing her slender neck.
This temptation made many perverts in front of the screen swallow hard.
Don't blame them for lacking self-control; this beautiful woman is just too alluring.
Zhang Tianle glanced at Su Jing expressionlessly: "Your original name is Su Teng. Male, 37 years old this year. You grew up in a middle-class family."
You've been very beautiful since you were little, and because you're so beautiful, people have always mistaken you for a girl.
Of course, you also like to wear your mom's and your sister's clothes.
Influenced by others and your own self-affirmation, you increasingly feel like a woman.
At the age of 29, she made up her mind, went to the hospital, and completely transformed herself into a woman.
What you want me to calculate now is whether the boy you like actually likes you back.
In contrast to Zhang Tianle's expressionless face, the entire live stream room erupted in chaos.
[No! Master, my goodness, please tell me you read the script wrong!]
[Holy crap! I was so excited to see a beautiful woman come to my fortune teller, and then you tell me she's a man. It's like I've already taken my pants off, only to find out he's bigger than me—it's utterly disastrous!]
The old perverted netizens were immediately driven crazy.
Zhang Tianle glanced at the comments in the live stream, then looked at Su Teng, who was visibly relieved, before adding, "Of course, that's from an outsider's perspective. The real reason you want to change your gender isn't just because you want to become a woman, but to make it easier for you to break the law."
Zhang Tianle's words finally made Su Teng, who had been calmly smiling, change his expression.
He can even calculate this?
How is that possible?
As Zhang Tianle spoke, he tapped his phone: "Making money for those powerful groups, you must be having a blast, right? Oh, and that person you like, didn't you sleep with them last night? As for whether they like you or not, they do, but they like the benefits you can bring them even more. After all, you can help them launder money! Who doesn't like money?"
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