No. 28 Melon
Out of respect for the guests, everyone held back their laughter.
But... I really want to laugh hahahaha!
Who made Zhao Jinnan so naive that he couldn't control himself and wanted to cause trouble in the old house?
Long before the program task began, Liu Mingqian pulled them into the group of spectators, and they also knew Lin Cha's abilities.
The main point is that even though there is no melon, it can be made now! Even if it doesn’t collapse, at least it’s exciting!
Laughing aside, there is still work to do.
The guests helped Grandma Xia find the kitten and also discovered the problems in Qingchuan Village.
Most of the cats and dogs here haven't been neutered, so they might accidentally get pregnant and give birth to a large number of puppies. Villagers have no problem keeping a pair of cats and dogs, which can protect the house and catch mice, but they can't afford to keep more than that.
They are either given away or abandoned, and some grown-up dogs may even be sent to dog meat shops.
Moreover, not using birth control and continuing to have children is not good for animals.
The guests discussed it with the village chief and decided to carry out public welfare sterilization for all the cats and dogs in the village.
——Of course, it mainly depends on the villagers’ wishes, but anyone who is willing to bring their cats and dogs to the yard can have the surgery free of charge.
The villagers were not interested at first, but the guests explained the benefits of pet sterilization, which not only makes cats and dogs live longer, but also makes them more docile and they won't bark during estrus.
After hearing this, the villagers felt that sterilization had more benefits than disadvantages, so they agreed.
Liu Mingqian contacted veterinarians in several nearby towns and asked our hospital to help with the surgery.
For a while, the leisure courtyard was filled with the barking of cats and dogs, and the sounds of "woof woof woof" and "meow meow meow" were endless.
In addition to sterilizing the cats and dogs, Grandma Xia also asked the guests to see if they could help find an adopter for Guangzong's kitten.
She is old, and it is enough for her to have Guangyaozu by her side. She cannot take care of so many kittens, so it would be best if she could find a kind adopter.
The guests also did a second charity, contacting netizens online to see if anyone was willing to adopt the kittens.
[Aaaaaah! The production team actually gave away cats! All the kids Guangzong gave birth to are so cute! I want one!]
[It's really good to adopt instead of buying. Chinese domestic cats are actually very cute!]
Can I have that little calico? Xuxu has been holding that little calico all afternoon! And she calls it baby! Once I raise it, I’ll be the woman who owns baby Xuxu!
[Wow, the production team actually set a threshold! Students are not allowed, they need to have a fixed residence. I hate it!]
[The adoption requirements also say that return visits are required, photos and videos are fine… Can Kaikai come and visit? I can do that too!]
[This is a public service! Don't go after the celebrities, go after the animals. What if you don't like the celebrities anymore? What will happen to the animals?]
[The kitten is not yet full-term, so we recommend that you take your time to select adopters. It would be best to wait two months before adopting!]
It was getting dark. After a busy day, the guests were exhausted and the veterinarians left the yard.
Neutering cats and dogs is a major undertaking, likely to last several days. But the follow-up work is the same, and Liu Mingqian and Chen Xianzhi have already contacted the village committee officials to coordinate and oversee the process.
In the evening, Grandma Xia prepared a table full of delicious food to reward the guests.
Grandma's food has the taste of home: the minced meat and poached eggs are chewy, tender, and fragrant; the barbecued pork is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, sweet and delicious; and the braised pork, with its perfect balance of fat and lean meat, melts in your mouth like jelly; and the milky white and delicious sour soup fish, with ginger slices floating on top and a few tomato slices floating on top...
The guests were so hungry that their mouths were watering. They ate with relish and forgot for a moment that there was a live camera nearby and they also forgot to eat the melons.
Late at night, the chirping of summer cicadas echoed through the forests of Qingchuan Village. A bright moon was in the sky, the night was getting darker, and everyone fell into a deep sleep...
In the blink of an eye, it was the next day.
We had a good night's sleep and woke up in the morning, feeling very energetic.
Today is the last day of the second episode of the variety show. After breakfast and bidding farewell to the guest stars, the recording will be over.
Lin Cha was particularly happy. After working for three days, he finally had a week of free time!
Although the system told her to come to this world just to show off, it's so tiring to do farm work every time on variety shows, and she has no time to watch melons!
From yesterday afternoon when he started sterilizing cats and dogs until now, Lin Cha hasn’t eaten a single bite of the melon!
Lin Cha: I hate it!
The guests gathered in the leisure courtyard for breakfast. Lu Yanyan had high requirements for breakfast, so her exclusive butler was in charge of today's breakfast, and was also responsible for everyone else's breakfast.
After everyone sat down, they realized that none of the guest stars showed up.
"Overslept?" Liu Mingqian was puzzled and turned to ask Jiang Mingkai beside him, "Didn't you call anyone when you left?"
"I sent a WeChat message," Jiang Mingkai said truthfully, "but I felt that Bao Wenhan and Zhu Mingzhi's room was very noisy last night, so..."
"Wait a minute!" Before he could finish his words, Liu Mingqian interrupted him, his eyes widening, "You and Zhou Zexu didn't switch rooms with Bao Wenhan and the others?! Those two sworn enemies were in the same room?!
Everyone was shocked.
Yesterday, in front of the live camera, the hostility between the two was so strong that it could overflow the screen. Now that they are locked up together... I wonder what kind of trouble will arise!
Everyone had a bad feeling in their hearts.
Just at this moment, Zhao Jinnan and Xu Zhiyan came to the courtyard.
Their faces were ashen, with dark circles under their eyelids, and they looked like they hadn't slept well.
Liu Mingqian muttered a few words to Jiang Mingkai, then turned to the guest speaker and said with a smile, "Director Zhao, Zhiyan, why do you look so bad? Didn't you sleep well last night?"
Xu Zhiyan smiled bitterly, "There are quite a lot of mosquitoes in the countryside."
Zhao Jinnan also agreed, "The roosters crow quite early, but we can just go back and rest in the afternoon and catch up on some sleep."
【You’re kidding! 】
Lin Cha comfortably enjoyed the delicious breakfast prepared by Lu Yanyan, but he didn't forget to criticize the two of them in his mind.
The bruises on Xu Zhiyan's arms are clearly from being strangled. And the red marks on Zhao Jinnan's ears—if not teeth marks, what could they be? These two must have had a fight last night!
All guests:!!!
Everyone looked at Xu Zhiyan and Zhao Jinnan, their eyes full of curiosity.
Although Zhao Jinnan and Xu Zhiyan haven't publicly announced their relationship, they've been flirting online. For example, Zhao Jinnan only follows Xu Zhiyan on Weibo, and the background of a photo Xu Zhiyan posted on Xiaohongshu is Zhao Jinnan's home...
So even if it wasn't announced, everyone assumed they were together. The couple is so talented and beautiful, both Zhao Jinnan's fans and Xu Zhiyan's fans are quite satisfied with this brother-in-law/sister-in-law.
Moreover, when the two came to the program yesterday, even when they were doing the task of finding the cat, they did not forget to run to the old house to have sex in broad daylight. How could this relationship not be good!
Who would have thought that in just one night, the two of them would actually quarrel?!
Xu Zhiyan's expression changed, and she quickly said, "I really just didn't sleep well! I, I'm a bit picky about my bed!"
Then she winked at Zhao Jinnan. Although Zhao Jinnan was extremely reluctant, he still forced a smile and said, "How could Zhiyan and I quarrel? I love her so much!"
I don’t know whether the guests on the scene believed it or not, but the netizens in the live broadcast room believed it, and the screen was full of pink love bubbles.
[Wow! Director Zhao is giving out sweets in public! I got to eat some sweets from Director Zhao and Zhiyan early in the morning! So sweet!]
[Isn't that the case with Zhao Jinnan and Xu Zhiyan? Even though they haven't made their relationship public, they've been showing plenty of sweet moments together! I think these two are pretty stable, and they have a future!]
So why do Director Zhao and Xu Zhiyan look so pale? Maybe they bought Coke too late last night and didn't sleep well?
[Hahahaha the sister above revealed the truth!]
[Director Zhao and Xu Zhiyan have been together for a year now, right? They're still like a couple in their first three months of love. I'm so envious!]
Lin Cha munched on a pancake and shook his head helplessly at the two men's insincerity.
She glanced out of the corner of her eye and saw the camera following her.
[That's what I told you! Turns out the live camera is already on, no wonder they said that!]
[In front of the live camera, shouldn't they be showing off their affectionate relationship? But yesterday, they were so affectionate, like conjoined twins. Today, even though they were sitting together, there's enough space for another person between them! And they haven't even started a fight yet?]
Zhao Jinnan and Xu Zhiyan were speechless.
Anyway, Lin Cha’s thoughts can be heard by the guests on the scene, but not by netizens in the live broadcast room. They just need to maintain harmony on the surface.
After all, "Angel's Tears" is about to be released, and the news of the director and the female lead breaking up at this time is definitely not good news.
But how could Lin Cha give up so easily?
The fun of eating melons is that people still don’t know why the two people are arguing! Finding the reasons behind the melons and working out the logical cause and effect relationship is one of the fun things about eating melons!
[Something must have happened between these two last night! And it must have been something unspeakable!]
【Let me come and see~】
Lin Cha opened the melon-eating system with great interest.
Zhao Jinnan became alert instantly.
He didn't want his secret from last night to be discovered by everyone! He had already experienced this embarrassing and socially unacceptable situation yesterday!
He immediately turned to Lin Cha and was about to chat with her to interrupt her eating melons, but Liu Mingqian took the lead and pulled him to talk about the latest film festival projects!
Zhao Jinnan's eyes went dark.
Xu Zhiyan reacted quickly and wanted to chat with Lin Cha to stop her from eating melons, but when she turned around, she saw Chen Xianzhi's smiling tiger face.
That expression clearly means, come on, let’s chat?
Zhao Jinnan: “…”
Xu Zhiyan: "..."
The resident guests were very united and worked together to protect Lin Cha's smooth eating of melons, so that they could get a seat at the table and no one could interrupt her!
Lin Cha was still unaware of the bloody storm at the breakfast table. She was still immersed in the sea of melons and had no trouble locating last night's information:
[Smack! I was saying, something really happened between them last night! Sure enough, I was right!]
[Oh my god! Zhao Jinnan is really amazing! He's been tired all day, but he's still so greedy and still wants to do something!]
[But wasn't he unable to stand up? How could he recover so quickly?]
Zhao Jinnan: “…”
All he could hear were the guests' suppressed laughter, but Zhao Jinnan's face was red as a monkey's butt.
Please, please stop looking at my melons!
Lin Cha couldn't hear it, and continued to expose the melon tirelessly——
Xu Zhiyan didn't want to spoil Zhao Jinnan's mood, so she agreed. As the two of them were talking frankly, two "puff" sounds suddenly rang out from the room!
Then, both of them couldn't hold it in and rushed to the bathroom! But because of the fight over the bathroom, a series of ethical love grudges unfolded, such as "If you don't give me the bathroom, you don't love me," "Do you love the bathroom more, me or the bathroom?" and "It turns out your love for me isn't enough to make you give me the bathroom!"
[Help! Hahahaha! How could a couple have such a heated argument over who gets to use the restroom?! It seems these two aren't much smarter than Zhu Mingzhi and Bao Wenhan. There are other restrooms out there!]
Zhao Jinnan and Xu Zhiyan blushed.
They also want to hold it in...but what can they do if they can't!
Lin Cha is so annoying. Forget about what happened yesterday, why is he eating all kinds of melons? Can't you even give me some dignity?
The remaining guests also laughed wildly in their hearts.
They thought Zhao Jinnan and Xu Zhiyan were arguing because one of them was cheating on their partner, but they didn't expect it was over a fight over a bathroom? How different was this from the reason Zhu Mingzhi and Bao Wenhan became sworn enemies?
As the saying goes, like attracts like. There is a reason why these people can gather in the same crew!
"But... we're all adults, are we really that incapable of holding back? Are you feeling sick?"
Lin Cha was genuinely curious. After all, she had never experienced this before and couldn't imagine that the two of them would fight over it.
When Zhao Jinnan heard this, his expression suddenly changed and his eyes became evasive.
Lin Cha didn't notice the subtle change in his expression, but continued eating the melon.
After flipping through the timeline further, Lin Cha found the reason why the two people had stomachaches!
[I told you! How can adults not have this much self-control? There's definitely something wrong with these two having stomach issues!]
[Because of what happened in the old house yesterday, Xu Zhiyan has become traumatized by her sexuality, and Director Zhao is also feeling a bit overwhelmed. So Director Zhao goes to the RV to get some aphrodisiac potion. Unexpectedly, the potion turns out to be problematic...]
【……etc! 】
[Director Zhao actually took medicine! ]
The eyes of others, including Xu Zhiyan, widened instantly.
"You actually took medicine?!"
Xu Zhiyan glared at Zhao Jinnan angrily, "No wonder it took so long before, it was only three minutes yesterday!"
Zhao Jinnan stammered, "How can the medicine prescribed by a Chinese medicine doctor be considered medicine? They are just Chinese herbal medicines for conditioning the body!"
He refused to admit it, he was short of time!
That concerns his male dignity!
Lin Cha: [Right! Isn't it a medicine for long-term conditioning? I've been taking it for a long time, otherwise how could I still be so arrogant?]
Xu Zhiyan was furious.
Originally, I thought Zhao Jinnan was just average looking, but at least he was good at that. Yesterday, she even comforted him that his three minutes were great. She simply thought that he lost his level because of the outdoor sex, but she didn't expect that it was because he didn't have time to take medicine in the outdoor!
Zhao Jinnan noticed Xu Zhiyan's disgusted look and said with a resentful look, "Zhiyan, is this why you love me?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Xu Zhiyan asked as a matter of course, "Am I attracted to you because of your face? Your figure? Zhao Jinnan, are you so ignorant of yourself?!"
Zhao Jinnan: ???
Zhao Jinnan was furious: "I'm so angry! I'm getting angrier and angrier!"
Don’t blame Xu Zhiyan, it’s all Lin Cha’s fault!
Lin Cha, why are you exposing someone's past? He usually lasts more than three minutes!
The news revealed by Lin Cha shocked Xu Zhiyan so much that she even forgot that the live broadcast camera was already on.
[Holy shit! What did I hear? Director Zhao is on drugs!]
[Hahahahaha, isn't the point that Director Zhao and Xu Zhiyan only had three minutes yesterday?!]
[So this is why Xu Zhiyan and Zhao Jinnan look so bad?]
["Life of Eating Melons" has proven true once again. The essence of this variety show is eating melons! Hahahaha!]
Xu Zhiyan and Zhao Jinnan stared at each other, both of them were extremely angry and felt extremely aggrieved.
Lin Cha, the instigator, was completely unaware and commented excitedly:
Xu Zhiyan finally knows Director Zhao is using drugs! Of course! After what happened yesterday, it's time for her to realize the real deal!
If the potion hadn't failed, Xu Zhiyan wouldn't have had the chance to find out!
[Huh?]
Suddenly, Lin Cha's thoughts changed. [That's not right! There's nothing wrong with Zhao Jinnan's medicine!]
Everyone:?!?!?!
Especially Zhao Jinnan, his eyes were dull.
If there was no problem with the potion, then why did he and Xu Zhiyan have a bad time last night? If there was no problem with the potion, there would be no problem with his relationship with Xu Zhiyan!
He originally wanted to complain to the old Chinese doctor and settle the score with him!
Zhao Jinnan brewed some potion last night, intending to give it to himself and Xu Zhiyan to help them enjoy their nightlife. However, by some strange mistake, he ended up with the wrong potion and a slimming pill for loosening the intestines!
[After taking this diet pill, no wonder I couldn't hold it in and had a stomach ache all night!]
In the end, everything that happened last night was just a misunderstanding?
Zhao Jinnan was so angry that he beat his chest.
But the other guests were not only concerned about this.
"Zhao Jinnan isn't trying to lose weight, so where did he get the laxatives?" Lu Yanyan whispered to Jiang Mingkai beside her. "And if he got the wrong potion by mistake, then where's the aphrodisiac?"
"Maybe the wrong medicine was brewed?" Jiang Mingkai said, "Zhao Jinnan also looks like he has gastrointestinal problems."
"How can aphrodisiacs and laxatives be the same thing?" Zhou Zexu joined the group chat. He'd recently been researching Chinese medicine and was quite knowledgeable about TCM theory. "I think it's more likely that the brewed medicine was taken incorrectly. After all, both of them turned out black after brewing. I was just shortsighted!"
"That begs the question," Lu Yanyan said excitedly, "If Zhao Jinnan took the wrong medicine... then who took the real aphrodisiac? We're all here, it can't be us who took it, right?"
Suddenly, the guests paused.
A quick glance around...
Most of the guests are here, but where are Zhu Mingzhi and Bao Wenhan?
[That's right! The real aphrodisiac was taken by Zhu Mingzhi and Bao Wenhan!]
Everyone:!!!
Lin Cha was clearly distracted and watching the system eat melons, but his eyes were as bright as searchlights.
Zhu Mingzhi and Bao Wenhan were in the same room last night, and since they weren't happy with each other, they decided to drug each other! It just so happened that they were both on a diet and had some slimming powder, so they secretly gave it to each other. Unexpectedly, by some strange combination of circumstances, they ended up with the wrong medicine!
[After drinking the drug together, the two returned to the same room! ! ! ]
Oh no!
Oh ho ho ho ho!
The guests were instantly excited!
Even Zhao Jinnan and Xu Zhiyan forgot about their previous embarrassing moments and concentrated on listening.
Zhu Mingzhi and Bao Wenhan took aphrodisiacs and returned to the same room. What happened next? Lin Cha, tell me!
Ahhhh, so curious!
They are both famously straight men, and they are sworn enemies. Under such circumstances... wow! Just thinking about it is so exciting!
Lin Cha lived up to everyone's expectations and continued to read on -
[Sure enough, they returned to their room, secretly waiting for the other to react. At the same time, they noticed that their bodies were gradually becoming hot!]
[I originally looked at my mortal enemy with displeasure, but for some reason, I actually started to find him a little pleasing to the eye!]
【Then, they couldn't help but stare at each other...】
【Then, they began to breathe rapidly!】
【Then, they fell in love!!!】
What followed was a description of the two people's passionate lovemaking. Lin Cha, a single, model university student, had the foresight of yesterday, so she glanced at it and immediately skipped over it.
——The system has not reviewed it, but she is a principled person, she will review it with her own eyes!
All the guests at the scene showed disappointed expressions.
Lin Cha, you can’t do it!
We are all adults now, it's just an 18+ scene, yet you still want to make everything censored!
How can we skip such a crucial plot?
Ahhhh what happened next?
Although Lin Cha did not read the specific description of the two people's unspeakable behavior, he would never miss other details!
for example--
[By the way, is Zhao Jinnan's potion too good to be true? It's so uncontrollable! Bao Wenhan and Zhu Mingzhi are both straight men. Is this potion really legal? Is there something fishy going on?]
Zhao Jinnan:!!!
How did this huge scandal come back to him?
That was the medicine he took himself. Apart from making him stronger and last longer, what could be wrong with it?
The inability to control themselves was due to Zhu Mingzhi and Bao Wenhan's own low willpower! Anyway, Zhao Jinnan had estimated that even if he took the medicine, he would not be able to do anything to men.
【oh……】
【etc! 】
[These two people actually, actually...]
Lin Cha felt as if he had discovered the American continent, and his heart was filled with joy again.
[I told you! It's just a potion to enhance sexual pleasure, at most it can be used to arouse people. How can a straight man fall in love with her so easily?]
[Because Zhu Mingzhi and Bao Wenhan are gay!!!]
Everyone:!!!
Everyone looked at each other.
Bent?
Two more!!!
[Bao Wenhan is gay to begin with. His first love in high school was a boy, and he was the school idol!]
Bao Wenhan was good-looking in high school and received many love letters from girls. However, he was focused on studying and had no interest in girls, so he never fell in love.
One day, Bao Wenhan was walking home when he was suddenly pulled into an alley by the school hunk, who pinched his waist and made him bang against the wall! Bao Wenhan felt the hunk's muscular abs and thighs, and shamefully came!
It was then that he realized he was actually gay! He even dated the school hunk for half a year! Unexpectedly, he later fell in love with another man!
Bao Wenhan cried for a long time because of this. Later, he found out that his school idol had entered the entertainment industry, so he followed him into the entertainment industry and became an idol, but he still couldn't win back his idol.
[But because he couldn't bear to part with the school hunk, he hasn't fallen in love again until now! ]
Everyone sighed when they heard this.
I didn’t expect that Bao Wenhan looks carefree, but he is actually so innocent, and there is someone in his heart that he can’t let go of for many years!
Counting the time, it has been more than ten years since Bao Wenhan debuted. Unexpectedly, because of his first love, he has not been in love again for more than ten years!
……etc!
Lin Chagang clearly said that Bao Wenhan’s favorite school hunk has entered the entertainment industry!
Who is it! Who is he!!!
Everyone was in high spirits, staring at Lin Cha, waiting for her to continue revealing the secrets.
Lin Cha also noticed this detail and was as interested as the guests. He quickly looked through the system and found the name of the school hunk.
[Oh shit! Oh shit!]
[This is so dramatic, there's actually such a development!!!]
[Bao Wenhan's first school crush, whom he's been obsessed with for years, is actually actor Pei!]
[It’s Pei Hongyun!!!]
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