No. 67 Melon
"Ah?"
"Can't hold it in anymore???"
"Is it the bad one I understand?"
"You don't have to try so hard to hold it in!"
“Two minutes is pretty good~”
"Don't be too hard on yourself~"
The guests turned off the bees and whispered in low voices.
Lin Cha was sitting in the taller sedan chair, leisurely walking in front, so naturally she didn't hear the voices of the guests behind her. But Jiang Mingkai was walking at the end, and he heard everything he should and shouldn't have heard!
His face turned red and he held his breath, almost causing internal bleeding!
He is not bad!
It's just inflammation! Just a little inflammation! It can be cured with medicine!
It will be normal once the treatment is completed. It’s not as serious as Lin Cha said!
"Lin Cha, you're spreading rumors!"
Jiang Mingkai was so angry that he couldn't help but yell at Lin Cha in front of him.
Lin Cha turned around, looking confused, "Huh?"
That look was pure and innocent, as if nothing had anything to do with her.
Jiang Mingkai choked.
How could he forget that Lin Cha didn't know they could hear her thoughts.
What should he say now?
The time will be reset!
So angry!
You can’t scold me, and you can’t vent your anger either, you can only endure it yourself!
Jiang Mingkai was helpless and could only say sullenly, "Forget it, it's okay..."
Lin Cha looked at Jiang Mingkai's face, which was flushed with shame but helpless, in confusion, her eyes becoming more innocent and bewildered.
[Brother Kai is not in the right state! ]
【I see! 】
[He must have prostatitis again! He's holding it in and it's painful!]
[Alas, being a man! Sometimes it's not easy!]
Jiang Mingkai: “…”
It is not easy.
Especially meeting you, it’s even more difficult!
Please, Cha Cha, can you please shut up for the rest of the journey? Oh no, shut up your brain!
Ball!
In the following time, Lin Cha really calmed down.
The main reason was that she really couldn't hold on any longer, her eyelids were drooping, so she took a short nap in the sedan chair.
For a moment, the mountains and forests returned to tranquility, with only the rustling of leaves in the wind and the chirping of birds in the jungle.
Sunlight streamed through the dense trees, casting dappled shadows along the mountain path. Two hours later, the bearers carried the sedan chair, and the male guests followed on foot. They finally reached the top of Jiyun Mountain.
Because it is late autumn, the sun is shining brightly but not at all hot. The temperature is just right. I wear casual long-sleeved clothes. The wind blows and it feels cool. The sun falls on my body and it feels slightly warm.
The guests took a short break and gathered on the transparent glass platform of Jiyun Mountain. There was a thousand-foot cliff at their feet and a rushing mountain spring, which meandered all the way to the Haishi Jinjiang River. Millions of streams converged and finally poured into the surging East China Sea.
"We've reached the top of the mountain, so we can move freely from now on!"
Lu Yanyan got a Jiyun Mountain tourist route map from the sedan chair bearer and discussed the subsequent activities with the guests.
Jiyun Mountain is an open tourist attraction with no entrance fee. In addition to mountain climbing, there are many other activities on the mountain, such as barbecue, fishing, camping, and hot spring bathing.
Because this is not a national scenic spot, but just a mountain with beautiful scenery, there are not many tourists, and only some mountaineering enthusiasts come here occasionally.
The main focus is a holiday of leisure and relaxation.
Director Yu will reimburse all expenses for the event, so there is no need to worry about funding.
"Barbecue is okay! Barbecue in the wild is better, it has a lot of atmosphere."
"The hot springs are nice too. I'm tired from climbing up here, so I can relax a bit."
"Camping is fine too. We can set up our own tents and camp right where the sun rises."
"Fishing?"
"Forget about fishing!" Liu Mingqian said, "Aren't there enough fish in Qingchuan Village for you to catch?"
Moreover, this kind of fishing in the mountains probably doesn't catch many fish, as all the time is spent on making bait.
After the activity was confirmed, everyone quickly started working and got two tents from Director Yu.
The tent provided by Director Yu is very large, one for the male guests and one for the female guests, just right.
When setting up the tent, everyone did not forget to give a shout-out to the sponsor of their outdoor equipment:
"The Champion double-layer tent has a spacious interior, giving you the comfort of home. The double-layer insulation improves the constant temperature effect by 30%, and the 8.5mm tough frame can withstand force 7 winds. It is a must-have for your outdoor activities."
[Hahahahahahahaha!]
[I was wondering how Director Yu could let the guests off so easily! He even arranged a camping trip. Turns out he was trying to promote the sponsor's products!]
[Really?! Guangzi has really appeared more often on the show. She hardly ever showed up before!]
[But they are all used by the guests, I think they are pretty good!]
[Who would have thought that when it first aired, "Little Melon" was still a second-tier online variety show with no viewers! Now Director Yu has even contacted Blueberry TV to air it!]
What the hell is "Little Melon"? Is this just a melon-eating life? Help! We're a casual variety show!
After setting up the tent, the guests worked up a sweat and then took a rest.
There was nothing to do in the afternoon, and the hot spring resort was nearby. Lu Yanyan had already taken out her swimsuit and was ready to take a hot spring bath.
"I heard the hot springs here are natural," Liu Mingqian said, looking at the tourist map in his hand. "If it weren't for the hot springs, I guess no one would come here since it's so remote."
"But aren't Jiyun Mountain's hot springs very famous?" Jiang Mingkai leaned over to Liu Mingqian, looking at his route map. "Especially their high-end hot springs. I remember many wealthy ladies love to come here to soak."
"There are high-end hot springs?" Lu Yanyan was a little surprised. She owns a manor in Switzerland, and she flies there every winter to soak in the hot springs.
"It's mainly because it can beautify and nourish the skin, so it's very popular among wealthy ladies." Jiang Mingkai thought for a moment, "I think it costs tens to hundreds of thousands of yuan per bath. I don't know the specific effects, but I heard when I was at the Jiang family that there are quite a lot of people who come here to bathe in this high-end product."
Lu Yanyan was very interested in high-end hot springs and looked eager to try them out. However, the price was tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of yuan per session, which Lu Yanyan could accept, but Director Yu could not accept it at all.
It's not a big deal. After the show is over, she can ask Lin Cha to come and try it out.
[A high-end hot spring pool at Jiyun Mountain?]
Lin Cha's heart was filled with doubts, and his mind involuntarily activated the melon-eating system: [But I remember that there is no such thing nearby! ]
The fertility hot springs are incredibly famous! They're said to significantly increase a woman's chances of pregnancy! Many wealthy ladies in Hai City, even those from other provinces, come here to soak!
【Oh oh oh oh! 】
[The Shengzi Hot Spring Pool is what Brother Kai calls a high-end brand! Beauty and skincare are just the packaging; it's essentially a Shengzi Hot Spring!]
Guests: ???
Birth hot spring?
The hot springs in Jiyun Mountain have this effect!
Jiang Mingkai couldn't help but think of the previous banquet, where he overheard several ladies talking about Jiyunshan Hot Springs. They originally had no children, but not long after the banquet, several women became pregnant!
His pupils suddenly lit up and he winked at the other guests.
"Mrs. Zhong has been there!"
Mrs. Zhong?!
Isn't she the wife of the financial sponsor who caused Fu Xinghan's downfall last time? She even stripped her husband naked and paraded him in front of relatives and friends!
Lu Yanyan was deeply impressed by her!
She remembered that Mrs. Zhong was recently - taking care of her pregnancy!
“Wow!”
“Wow!”
“Wow!”
Is it really that useful?
Although Lu Yanyan is not interested in having children, how can she not go and see such an awesome soup!
Jiyunshan Hot Spring Resort
Considering that hot spring bathing is a relatively private activity, the variety show live broadcast was not continued, and Director Yu also gave his staff a vacation so that the staff could move freely before the guests returned.
The guests happily headed to the hot spring resort. However, since winter had not yet arrived, the resort was not crowded.
Lu Yanyan took out her black card and brought the guests to the front desk.
She wore ultra-black sunglasses and a mask, pushed her black card toward the waiter, and said in a somewhat slurred voice, "Birth Hot Spring."
"What?" The waiter looked confused.
"Tsk!" Lu Yanyan was a little impatient. She took off her mask and quickly said again, "Take me to the fertility hot spring! Hurry up, I have money!"
The waiter was even more confused.
"Sir, I don't know what you're talking about. So, let me introduce you to our hot spring resort! We have a spa beauty and wellness pool, a traditional Chinese medicine therapy pool, a Hua Tuo Chinese medicine pool, and a flower and plant pool."
"Of course, there are even more specialized baths, like rose bath, red wine bath, milk bath... but the fertility bath you mentioned... we really don't know!"
Lu Yanyan frowned, "You mean there's no hot spring for childbirth? How is that possible..."
She looked at the guests in confusion, especially Lin Cha, who was standing at the back like a background board.
Lu Yanyan just lowered her voice and said "childbirth hot spring" to the waiter, so Lin Cha didn't hear it clearly, but when the waiter said "childbirth soup", Lin Cha heard it clearly.
[The young lady also knows about the birthing hot spring? ]
[Right, this thing is so expensive, it can only serve the wealthy circle. I guess it’s no secret to the young lady~]
[Wait! The young lady wants to take a fertility bath? Are the young lady and He Yunji already at the stage of having a baby?! ! !]
Lin Cha stared at Lu Yanyan with wide eyes.
Although the relationship between He Yunji and Lin Churou broke down, the relationship between the eldest lady and He Yunji also went too fast!
At this moment, not only Lin Cha, but even the guests looked at Lu Yanyan curiously.
"I thought Yanyan was just curious!" Liu Mingqian teased, "So you want to try it yourself?"
"That's right. Among our group, only Yanyan is engaged," Chen Xianzhi nodded in agreement. "But I didn't expect that Young Master He is not capable of it and needs fertility soup..."
"Young Master He clearly looks quite capable! You can't judge a book by its cover!" Jiang Mingkai continued, "But it's also possible. The He family has only had one son for three generations, so their sperm motility must be poor!"
Lin Cha stood in an inconspicuous position, listening to the discussion of the guests in front.
——Although they inexplicably turned the topic to He Yunji's incompetence, Lin Cha did not think much about it. He just thought that Lu Yanyan had just gotten engaged, so it was normal for her to think of He Yunji.
[From this perspective, the He family is truly weak! ]
[The eldest lady is so miserable, find an opportunity to divorce quickly! ]
Lu Yanyan: “…”
This...how did it become that He Yunji was weak as time went by?
Is this how rumors come about?
Although the core of this rumor is not me, why does it sound weird?
Not caring about what Lin Cha was thinking about He Yunji, Lu Yanyan started to explain first, "Don't say too much, I just want to see this fertility soup! I don't plan to make it, just take a look, okay?"
"Besides, do you really think you can get pregnant just by taking a bath?"
Although Lu Yanyan did not attend a prestigious university, she still has common sense, and she does not believe in any religion and is an atheist.
Lin Cha thought about it and agreed.
The fertility soup should be a gimmick, and those pregnant ladies are probably just coincidences.
However, this hot spring soup must have contained a lot of expensive medicinal herbs, otherwise it wouldn’t cost over a hundred thousand yuan per bath.
[It's a gimmick, but this soup is really expensive, so it must be true! The people at the hot spring club deliberately raised the threshold. I guess these kind of customers are handled by managers?]
[It seems reasonable that the front desk clerk didn't know about this. Perhaps they kept it secret on purpose, fearing people would say the price was unreasonable!]
[Also, to go to the Shengzi Hot Springs, you need a recommendation. If the referrer can't come, it seems you can contact the owner of the hot springs. The owner will tell the referrer the code words for entering and leaving today.]
[By the way, today's codeword is... Heavenly King Covering Earth Tiger, Chicken Stewed with Mushrooms?]
Guests: “…”
What a simple yet unexpected code word.
This boss is a bit too casual?
Lu Yanyan showed a sly smile in her eyes and said that she would ask the best friend who recommended her, then pretended to make a phone call, and finally found the manager in the lobby and told him the code word.
After hearing the codeword, the manager's smile became even brighter. He bowed to Lu Yanyan and said, "Hello, Miss Lu, welcome to our hot spring resort. This is the VIP channel. Please come in."
"By the way, how many people are there in your group? Please let me know so I can ask someone to make arrangements in advance!"
Lu Yanyan turned around and counted, "Including me, there are six people."
The manager followed Lu Yanyan's gaze with a smile on his face. When he saw Lin Cha, his expression was still relaxed, but after seeing Liu Mingqian and other male guests, the manager's eyes gradually widened. Finally, when he saw four people, his eyes were as big as copper bells.
"Miss Lu, do these four men... also want to soak in the fertility hot spring?"
"Ah? Is it not possible?" Lu Yanyan asked as a matter of course.
"Of course!" The manager's expression was hard to describe, but he still tried his best to put on a polite and humble smile. "Ms. Lu, I believe your introducer must have told you that we don't mind men accompanying you, but considering your experience, men are not allowed to be present during the bathing."
"Of course, if you insist, we can't help you. But for the sake of the hot spring's efficacy, I suggest that it's better for women to soak in it!"
In the end, Liu Mingqian and the others separated from Lin Cha and the others. As the name suggests, only women can bathe in Shengzi Hot Spring.
The manager said that the hot spring club had taken into consideration the situation where female guests would bring male guests in, so a special men's bath was prepared. He called a waiter and led the male guests to the high-end men's bath area.
Lin Cha and Lu Yanyan changed into swimsuits and warm bathrobes and headed to the Shengzi Hot Spring.
The manager who led the way was a woman.
The hot spring club is a high-end line of the hot spring resort. There are male waiters at the front desk of the resort, but at the hot spring club, almost all the staff are women.
Lu Yanyan and Lin Cha chose an outdoor private bath.
Along the way, the surrounding environment is excellent. The green plants in the park are neatly trimmed, blocking the sight between private baths and ensuring the privacy of guests between different hot springs.
There are not many hot springs in the park, only seven in total, but each hot spring is surrounded by complete supporting facilities. The highest-end hot spring is even equipped with a pavilion. The hot springs are in the shape of winding small pools in classical gardens, with two small animals at the entrance.
"What's this?"
Lu Yanyan ordered the top-notch hot spring. She pointed at the two little animals at the door and asked the manager curiously.
——The Lu family also has two classical gardens, but Lu Yanyan has never seen such animals placed at the door.
"It's Lushu," the manager replied with a smile, "it symbolizes many children and good fortune."
"Ms. Lu, this is your private bath. Ms. Lin, I'll take you to the next one."
The manager said he was going to take Lin Cha to the next private bathhouse. Lu Yanyan quickly pulled Lin Cha aside and said, "Can't we take a bath together?"
"Well..." The manager looked embarrassed, but her high professionalism made her hesitate for less than a second. She immediately said, "Since you two want to go out together, we have no objection."
"Perhaps, it would be interesting to exchange them occasionally."
"exchange?"
【exchange? 】
Lu Yanyan and Lin Cha had a lot of question marks hanging over their heads.
But the manager just blinked mysteriously, without further explanation, and continued to lead the two into the private bath.
After taking a seat in the pavilion, the hot spring next to it emitted steam with a faint herbal scent, which was very pleasant and permeated the entire private hot spring area, giving the place a misty and beautiful feeling.
"Ms. Lu, Ms. Lin, this is the list of our masseuses. You can choose the one that suits you."
The waiter handed the thick roster to the two of them.
Wow!
[High-end hot spring baths also include massage! ]
Great!
It was also Lu Yanyan’s first time to take a hot spring bath outside. She didn’t expect that there were so many different kinds of hot springs outside. It was indeed more fun than the one she had in Switzerland!
When you open the roster, you will see all kinds of handsome masseuses. In addition to the introduction of the masseuses, the roster also records their height, weight, education level, blood type... and family background.
"No, are all the bath attendants so hot these days? Not only does he have to be handsome, but he also has to graduate from a prestigious university?"
"That's why our service is so good!" the manager said with a smile, "otherwise how can we make you feel it's worth the money?"
"In addition to choosing a masseuse, Ms. Lu, Ms. Lin, we also recommend that you choose the ten-day package. After all, a woman's ovulation period is ten days. Soaking in our hot springs during these ten days will maximize the effect. One day may not be enough. Of course, if you think ten days is too long, we also have seven-day, five-day, and three-day packages."
"I need to come during my ovulation period?" Lu Yanyan asked doubtfully, "You guys are so strict!"
"Of course!" the manager answered seriously, "Aren't Ms. Lu and Ms. Lin in their ovulation period now?"
A meal for two.
In fact, they don’t know whether it is true or not, and for those who are not planning to get pregnant, it’s good enough for them to remember their menstrual period. Who would care so much!
But they just came to see it for themselves, so Lu Yanyan and Lin Cha looked at each other and nodded deliberately, "Yes, why would you come here if it's not your ovulation period~"
The manager then introduced a lot of things, including asking the two to choose the LHDA indicators of the masseur. Lin Cha and Lu Yanyan looked at the strange numbers 18-4-45-90 and didn't understand what they meant for a long time. After randomly selecting, the manager smiled, closed the roster, and asked the two to wait.
After the manager left, the two finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Lu Yanyan complained, "It's just a hot spring bath! Why is it so troublesome?"
Lin Cha nodded repeatedly. She had taken a hot spring bath before, but had never seen anything so troublesome.
Is it true that if I follow the manager's instructions and complete a series of procedures and soak for ten days, I can really get pregnant?
Both of them showed disdainful expressions.
There are very few outdoor private baths. I just heard from the manager that besides them, there are other guests nearby. The closest one to them is a modern European-style private bath yard with a hammock next to the hot spring.
Lu Yanyan was originally very interested in the hammock, but unfortunately the other party chose it faster.
After taking off their bathrobes, the two went into the hot spring pool. The hot spring was steaming, warm, a little hot, and had a medicinal fragrance.
"It's no different from an ordinary hot spring!" Lu Yanyan said, with a hint of disappointment in her tone.
"So it's just a gimmick!" Lin Cha replied, "They deliberately made the process extra complicated. It's actually just a hot spring!"
The two continued to soak in the hot spring.
Although there is nothing special, it is still very comfortable to soak in the hot springs~
After a while, the creaking sound of a hammock suddenly came from the European-style private bath next door.
Lu Yanyan sneered, "Not only is it a gimmick, but even the quality of this hammock is poor. The sound can be heard over here. Fortunately, we didn't choose that one."
Lin Cha nodded vigorously.
[This noise is too loud, and the quality of the hammock is too poor! ]
[However, besides the creaking sound, why, it seems like there are other sounds? ]
The two were stunned, soaking in the hot spring and listening attentively.
Along with the sound of the hammock, there was clearly a man's rough growl and a woman's soft moans.
Lin Cha: “…”
Lu Yanyan: “…”
etc……
These three voices...could they be that voice?
In broad daylight, in a private outdoor hot spring, with people in several surrounding hot springs! These two people are so bold!!!
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