No. 68 Melon
Lin Cha's face flushed red.
She looked at Lu Yanyan, and they looked at each other, then silently went back into the hot spring, leaving only four eyes, and two small mouths under the hot spring still bubbling.
[Oh my god, are we supposed to keep listening to this background music while soaking in the hot springs? The person involved isn't embarrassed, but we are!]
Lu Yanyan didn't say anything, only silently saying in her heart: Actually it's okay...it's very exciting! Hehehe~
I just don't know what's going on next door? And—
"Didn't they say men are not allowed in?"
Lu Yanyan suddenly looked indignant, "So they just don't let our male guest in!"
How could she and Lin Cha eat such an exciting melon alone? They should have dragged all the male guests over to try it!
"That's right!" Lin Cha didn't hear the hidden meaning in Lu Yanyan's words at all, and was still angry because the man next door didn't follow the rules and entered the fertility bath.
[But... I remember that there is a rule that men are not allowed to enter the fertility bath. Then how did the couple next door get in?]
Lin Cha still couldn't help it, opened the melon-eating system and took a quick look.
You don’t know until you see it. When she saw the truth, her eyes widened instantly, almost as big as the pebbles on the ground next to the hot spring!
[Holy crap! These two aren't a couple! The woman next door's husband is still soaking in the men's bath! That man in the hammock... is a masseur at the hot springs! ! !]
masseur?
Masseur!!!
Lu Yanyan's ears stood up very obediently, and her eyes became unusually bright.
Smack, smack, the buffs are all stacked up. I don’t know whether I should say that this female customer is so awesome or this masseur is so awesome!
The noises from the west garden grew louder, and Lin Cha, feeling embarrassed, slowly moved to the east side of the hot spring. Lu Yanyan felt reluctant to leave; she hadn't eaten enough melon yet and wanted to stay a little longer, but seeing Lin Cha had moved on, she followed her silently.
Just as Lin Cha arrived at the east side of the hot spring, he was about to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard a familiar voice.
Lin Cha:?
Lu Yanyan:?
Wait, this shout is exactly the same as the one on the west side, with a high and joyful tone...
Lin Cha and Lu Yanyan both showed the expression of an old man on the subway looking at his phone.
[What happened today? Why are they both like this?!]
Lin Cha was speechless.
What's even more terrifying is that when Lin Cha opens the melon-eating system—
[Wow! There are actually female customers and masseuses here!]
[And just now there was only one masseuse, but here, there was a female customer and two masseuses! ]
Lu Yanyan:?
Wow~Wow~Wow~
So exciting!
The sisters here are awesome!
Only Lin Cha's face flushed.
What's going on with this hot spring club?! Wasn't it called the Birthing Hot Spring? Now, why not just call it "Jiangjiang Nianniang Hot Spring"?
Suddenly, the two realized something and looked at each other.
Those originally speechless and curious eyes revealed a hint of realization.
Lin Cha's expression remained unchanged, and his consciousness quickly browsed the melon-eating system.
[As expected! ]
[There are seven hot springs here. Except for the one where the young lady and I are, all the other ones are like this!]
[What's with the fertility hot spring? The real thing that makes those female customers pregnant is the masseuse who comes every time to serve them! ! ! ]
When they thought of the thick list of masseurs, they finally realized that something was wrong.
[LHDA has four indicators: L stands for length, H stands for hardness, D stands for durability, and A stands for activity!]
The manager also asked about the client's ovulation period, hoping to find out her exact ovulation period. If she ovulates for ten consecutive days, her chances of pregnancy will increase significantly.
Even if one package doesn't work, order two! As long as the man is in top shape, conception failure is unlikely! They call it a hot springs resort, but it's actually just a duck shop!
Lin Cha felt his scalp tingling.
She was so engrossed in eating Brother Kai's inflammation melon in the morning that she only glanced at the "birth hot spring" and didn't even have the chance to see what the hot spring club was all about!
Now that she knows the truth, how is she going to explain it to the eldest lady?
Lu Yanyan also felt her scalp tingling.
Some things... are better left unsaid.
She had already heard the explanation from Lin Cha's heart once and didn't want to hear it again.
The two of them retreated into the hot spring again, blowing bubbles from their mouths. The hot mist covered up their abnormal blushes.
The hot springs are very comfortable.
——Except for the strange sound in my ear.
[No wonder the manager was so surprised when we brought a male guest!]
The women who came to soak in the fertility hot springs were all well-to-do ladies who knew the inside story, most of whom came without telling their husbands. Even Mrs. Zhong hadn't told Albert Chen she'd been there! She probably didn't want to have Albert Chen's child!
[However, there are also some sons-in-law who, even if they don't want to, still accompany their wives here! ]
After all, with the advancement of technology in today's society, everyone understands that if a wealthy couple can't have children after years of marriage, it's usually because the man is incompetent. So, it's better to borrow a hot spring resort and ask for help than to be criticized behind someone's back!
[Sigh, I just don't know which one has a bigger impact on men: not being able to do it or being green-hatted?]
at the same time
The four "sons-in-law" who were deemed "unsuitable" by the hot spring club were led by the waiter to the high-end men's bath area.
Hot spring clubs are like this. Male customers are rare, and those who do are usually sons-in-law or lovers. Therefore, the high-end men's bath is not large. Originally, there were two people soaking in the water, but after Liu Mingqian and others showed up, the bath suddenly became crowded.
One of the two people in Tang Zhong is the son-in-law of a wealthy family, and the other is the lover kept by a wealthy wife. Both are from other provinces, do not pay attention to the entertainment industry, and do not know the guests. When they saw the four people come in, they nodded to each other politely as a greeting.
"Are you all here to accompany your wives as well?" the son-in-law asked the guests curiously.
Liu Mingqian and others looked at each other, guessing that the other party probably thought that everyone was the same and came to pray for a child, so they deliberately nodded to show that they agreed with the other party's opinion.
"Oh! Look at it!"
The lover put his arm around Jiang Mingkai's shoulder and consoled him, "I know you're feeling bad, and we're feeling bad too! But for things like this, just let it go! If you don't tell me about the child, and I don't tell you about it, then it's your child. Who will know?"
Guests:?
Do these people really think that soaking in a hot spring can help them have children?
"My family's problems aren't primarily my fault," the son-in-law sighed. "It's my wife. She has too high expectations for the next generation's appearance! She thinks I'm not good-looking enough and don't have double eyelids! She doesn't want the child to have surgery later, so she didn't even do IVF and came straight here!"
"It's really not easy for you!" The lover also sighed and said, "It's the same in our family. My wife doesn't want to give birth to a child for her husband, and she thinks I'm not tall enough, so she pulled me here and wanted to find someone taller. If I were taller, this hot spring resort would be useless!"
As the two chatted, there was countless sadness in their words.
After a moment, the two men turned their gazes towards the four guests. "You all look good-looking and tall. Why did you come to this place?"
The guests were silent.
They knew every word these two people said, so why was it that they couldn't understand them at all when they put them together?
"It's hard to start talking about this for the first time, right?"
The son-in-law smiled, his single eyelids looking even smaller. "You'll get used to it after a few times! We're different from those who cheated on their husbands! We have nothing to be embarrassed about! If it's a small problem, tell us and we'll analyze it. Maybe we can help you solve it!"
When the guests heard this, they felt even more weird and got goosebumps all over their bodies.
Liu Mingqian straightened his back: "I think... there's nothing wrong with me!"
He has no concerns about his height or single eyelids!
"Don't believe it! You've come all this way, and you still won't admit you're incompetent?" The lover's eyes fell on the bulging belly of Liu Mingqian's swimming trunks and teased, "Look at that big belly, and you still think you're so good? You must be weak! I guess your physical activity isn't that good either!"
Liu Mingqian:?
Who said he was weak, who said he couldn't do it!
He could obviously run around Qingchuan Village!
And his belly has become smaller! Much smaller!
The lover's gaze fell on Chen Xianzhi again——
Chen Xianzhi instantly straightened his chest, tightened his abdomen, and raised his head!
He doesn't have a belly! He's not a despised son-in-law!
The lover patted Chen Xianzhi on the shoulder: "Brother, you're getting old, you're being disliked! Oh, you'll just get used to it, all sons-in-law who marry into wealthy families are like this!"
Chen Xianzhi: ???
He's only 38! How can he be old?
The lover looked at Zhou Zexu and Jiang Mingkai again.
"You two look quite young! Tall and handsome, you don't look like you'd have any problems!"
He thought for a moment and poked the two of them, "Could it be that your academic qualifications are not good enough?"
Jiang Mingkai proudly announced the school he graduated from.
But Zhou Ze was gone.
——The educational background of young idols is generally worrying.
"IQ! IQ is also very important!" The son-in-law was heartbroken. "You are so good-looking, but you didn't even go to college. No wonder your wife came here! What a pity, isn't it? If you bought a degree, you could get away with it!"
In the end, only Jiang Mingkai's problem was left unsolved, but the son-in-law and the lover were unwilling to believe in it. After searching for a long time, they finally found the problem -
"Prostatitis?! Bro, you're so confused! This is really affecting my wife's experience! But if you don't hold it in, my wife won't feel good either. After all, it's only two minutes. Sigh, I'm in a dilemma!"
Jiang Mingkai: “…”
He took more than two minutes!
Definitely more than that!
"This is the only way now!" the son-in-law concluded painfully, "In the end, we're all the same, stuck in this male hot spring, and raising other men's children in the future!"
Guests: ???
What?
Raising someone else's child?
Doesn't this hot spring fertility soup increase the probability of pregnancy? How does it become raising a child for someone else?
"Relax!"
The lover's mentality was completely different. He comforted everyone, "Think about it, even though the child isn't yours, the wife is yours! Even though the child doesn't have your last name, he still calls you dad! In the end, it's just a little green in the eyes. It's not a loss, it's not a loss at all!"
"etc!"
Jiang Mingkai was the first to realize something was wrong. "What on earth is this hot spring fertility soup? Isn't it just a gimmick? You guys are talking so much, but can this soup really make people pregnant?"
The son-in-law and his lover were also stunned, and then looked at the guests in shock.
"You guys wouldn't have come in without even knowing what this fertility hot spring soup is?!"
Before entering, the guests knew nothing.
But at this point, I know everything I should know and shouldn’t know.
No wonder the hot springs here cost hundreds of thousands of yuan per bath. Wouldn’t such a service cost hundreds of thousands of yuan?
Lin Cha and Lu Yanyan were soaking in the hot spring when they suddenly heard a "plop plop" sound coming from next door.
[The hammock session next door is over. What's written on the roster is true. The masseur was there for over 30 minutes from the start!]
After finishing, I was still full of energy, so I moved on to the hot springs to continue my sexual pleasure.
"You're so energetic..."
Lu Yanyan couldn't help but sigh, "You don't even need to rest, you're already going to the hot springs so soon..."
spa?
spa! ! !
Lin Cha and Lu Yanyan stood up suddenly.
They were just wondering what kind of flavor was added to the hot spring, but now they understand, it’s just the newly blooming heather!!!
Lu Yanyan felt like her internal organs were vomiting, and she quickly got up and wrapped herself in a bathrobe.
The manager said the water in the private bath was very clean, flowing, and that it was drained and cleaned after each customer left. But who knows if anyone had ever had sex in this pool before?
Isn’t it right next door?
"vomit--"
The two of them suddenly got up from the hot spring and felt that their whole bodies were smelly, so they quickly wrapped themselves in bathrobes.
The autumn wind was blowing, and it was freezing cold.
But even so, they didn't want to go into the water again!
[By the way, the manager just called the masseuse and said she'll be here soon. So...]
Lu Yanyan and Lin Cha glared at each other.
As soon as I finished thinking, two masseuses walked in.
The afternoon sun shone through the leaves onto the two masseuses. They were shirtless, revealing their firm and full chest muscles and neat six-pack abs.
Lin Cha: “…”
Lu Yanyan: “…”
Masseuse No. 1: "Ms. Lu, Ms. Lin, sorry, we are late~"
Masseur No. 2: "Now, let us serve you! You can switch in the middle if you want~"
Masseur No. 1: "Foursome is also OK~"
Lin Cha:?
Lu Yanyan:?
What's okay? They can't! Who wants to play foursome with you?
"Wait a minute! Don't come over here yet!"
Even a young lady like Lu Yanyan, who had seen many big scenes, had never seen such a scene.
Miss Lu is a little panicked now.
Lin Cha became even more panicked.
Help!
[If I tell them we're just here to broaden our horizons, will they believe me?]
"Don't you want me to come over?"
Masseur No. 1, the young man ordered by Lu Yanyan, was suddenly stunned. He tilted his head and thought for a moment, then suddenly showed a look of realization.
"I see. Miss Lu wants to play cat and mouse? I can do that too!"
Lu Yanyan: "What?"
She looked at masseur No. 1, who was closest to her, in shock. He had a gentle and warm smile on his face, but the next moment, he raised his eyes and touched the corner of his lips, which suddenly became bright red, like dripping blood.
"Woman, you can't escape from my grasp!"
Lu Yanyan: ???
Masseur No. 2 also looked like Lin Cha, with his usual humble look on his face.
"Ms. Lin, do you want to play games too?"
"No, no, no! I don't want to, don't come over!"
"Okay, here I come~~~"
Lin Cha: ???
[Ahhhhh! Run!!!]
Officer Liu recently took on a case.
Someone reported that Jiyunshan Hot Spring Resort Club was engaging in prostitution, and that the customers were men, not women. This was a female-oriented dick shop.
Unfortunately, the hot spring club is on the top of a mountain. Every time the police go out, they are discovered by the secret sentries at the hot spring club at the foot of the mountain, and the police usually return empty-handed.
This time, Officer Liu made sufficient preparations. He changed into plain clothes and asked other colleagues to pretend to be customers and come to the hot spring resort.
Entering the hot spring club requires an introducer or a secret code. Officer Liu didn’t get the secret code, so she could only sneak into the hot spring resort and grope around secretly. She finally arrived at the hot spring club area!
This is an outdoor private bathhouse. As long as she can catch these people selling sex, there will be no way for them to escape!
"Police! Freeze!"
With a loud shout from Officer Liu, she quickly rushed into the most expensive classical garden pool in the outdoor private bathhouse!
Originally thought to see the scene of mandarin ducks playing in the water, but in fact, Officer Liu saw a masseur lying on the ground unconscious with a bruised face.
The other masseur had his hands tied by Lin Cha, while Miss Lu stepped on his face and whipped him violently with a towel in her hand!
"I told you not to come over here! I told you not to come over here! Don't you understand what I'm saying?"
[Right! What are you still playing cat and mouse with? You're still acting like a boss? You're a boss! Ugh!]
Officer Liu:?
How come this style is completely different from what she imagined???
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