The 101st melon
Guest: Wow! Wow!
Caught off guard is a melon!
They were also wondering why some people would not want to sterilize their pets. After all, Lu Yuanzheng is a popular pet blogger and has plenty of money. How could he not be willing to spend such a small amount of money?
As a result, it was because of this unknown habit!!!
but--
[This is strange. Lu Yuanzheng's family has only male cats! How does he view the cat Jiangjiangniangniang?]
Lin Cha's voice echoed the guests' questions. Lu Yuanzheng has nine cats, all male. Men tend to become gay after living together for a long time, but cats don't. Male cats typically go into heat only after receiving estrus signals from female cats.
When a group of male cats live together, reproduction shouldn't be a big problem.
Oh!
[They're actually borrowing a female cat for breeding!]
Lin Cha quickly found Lu Yuanzheng's solution to this problem.
Lu Yuanzheng has a bunch of purebred male cats and joined a bunch of cat-loving groups. Some cat owners, looking to breed their cats, turn to Lu Yuanzheng because his purebred cats are particularly suitable for breeding!
Whenever an owner wants to borrow a cat for breeding, Lu Yuanzheng asks them to do it at his home, in his gorgeous cat castle! That way, he can watch up close.
It’s because of this!
The guests were filled with amazement.
No wonder Lu Yuanzheng keeps a bunch of unneutered male cats; this way he can meet his needs without having too many kittens!
[However, if the owner peeks at the cat breeding, will the cat really not notice it? And will the cat really not get stressed during the process after discovering it?]
Lin Cha asked his soul-searching question and thought about the matter sincerely.
Imagine a male cat licking every hair clean, burning incense and bathing, just waiting to make love with his little kitten and go to Wushan together!
[Just when I was in high spirits, I looked up and was caught off guard by Lu Yuanzheng's big face. I was looking at them excitedly!!!]
cat:
When the guests thought of that scene, they suddenly burst out laughing.
Hahahahahahahaha!
It's so graphic, especially with Lu Yuanzheng's mean face, the effect is perfect!
Cat: I'm just reproducing, I didn't mess with any of you!!!
Lu Yuanzheng stood aside, his face flushed.
He never expected that Lin Cha could know so many things!!!
He thought the guests could only hear Lin Cha's inner thoughts, but he never knew that Lin Cha could actually know what happened in the past!
The unlucky one who was heard was not Lin Cha at all!
It's obviously him!!!
Lu Yuanzheng took a deep breath, stiffened his neck, and said stubbornly, "What's wrong with liking to watch cats reproduce? Don't you guys watch cat movies?"
The guests looked at Lu Yuanzheng suspiciously:
"Who would watch this stuff?" Lu Yanyan said as a matter of course, then turned to ask the guest next to her, "Would you watch cat movies? How about you?"
Everyone shook their heads, "We're not watching that!"
Lu Yuanzheng choked and gritted his teeth.
Nonsense, he doesn't believe it!
Women can't tell, but every man watches porn. It's just that other people like to watch two humans, while he likes to watch two cats. What's wrong with that?
He is obviously normal!
As Lu Yuanzheng thought about this, a look of grievance appeared on his face.
Lin Cha suddenly exclaimed in his heart, "Huh?"
I was so focused on watching the show that I didn't notice Lu Yuanzheng actually revealed that he likes watching cat videos.
But this did not attract Lin Cha's attention. She cared more about——
How can it be normal to like watching cats reproduce? Lu Yuanzheng will never forget why he watched cat movies in the first place.
Everyone's ears perked up as they smelled the big melon.
Only Lu Yuanzheng felt a pang in his heart and instinctively wanted to stop Lin Cha, but it was too late.
[Lu Yuanzheng was not very successful in the past, and his girlfriend at the time was also very dissatisfied with him. But after accidentally seeing cats reproduce, Lu Yuanzheng suddenly got the idea and opened the door to a new world!]
[He has since become more confident and loves animals even more!]
Guests:
Look at cats, they have this effect on reproduction!
[But it's understandable. It's like getting excited beforehand, increasing excitement and tension. Naturally, it works.]
Liu Mingqian's eyes suddenly became bright and glowing.
Lu Yanyan glanced over and saw that not only Liu Mingqian, but also Jiang Mingkai and Chen Xianzhi, had shining eyes, their gazes filled with excitement as they were eager to try.
Lu Yanyan:
She picked up the broom next to her and swung it at each of the three people.
"Wake up, you guys!"
Seeing this scene, Lu Yuanzheng smiled slightly.
Sure enough, no man can resist this kind of temptation!
If so, then he is not a man!
——For example, Zhou Zexu, who was looking at the guests in confusion at this moment, with clear stupidity in his eyes.
When Lin Cha heard the sound of Lu Yanyan beating the guests with a broom, he also looked up in confusion.
【what happened】
Her eyes were confused, revealing the same clarity and stupidity as Zhou Zexu's.
At this time, Dr. Kang and Dr. Chen came to the operating room, but saw the cat that had been put down from the operating table by Lu Yuanzheng.
Dr. Kang & Dr. Chen:
"What's going on?"
"Something's wrong," Lu Yanyan said as she put away her broom. "Doctor Kang, Doctor Chen, I'll have to trouble you to strap the cat back to the operating table and continue the surgery!"
"No--!"
Lu Yuanzheng screamed and tried his best to save his cat, but was stopped by the guests.
——Perhaps because the PD following the program did not enter the operating room, and the guests on the scene could hear his inner voice, Lu Yuanzheng screamed even more unscrupulously.
The guests quickly pulled Lu Yuanzheng out to make room for the doctor to perform the operation.
Lu Yuanzheng felt his heart was broken and bleeding. Even after leaving the veterinary hospital, his eyes were still fixed on the operating room door, and he felt like he had lost all hope in life.
Lin Cha sighed: [Alas, Lu Yuanzheng, can't you learn to watch people instead of cats? There are so many Japanese films, aren't they enough for him to watch? They can't arouse his excitement.]
[Oh, that's not right!]
Lin Cha's thoughts suddenly shifted: "So Lu Yuanzheng doesn't just watch cats, he watches people too! This is a real-life action movie, a live-action one!"
Lu Yuanzheng was horrified.
Turning around, I saw Lin Cha sitting on the bench in the hallway. She was very well-behaved, but her eyes were shining, and it was clear that she had seen something!
Lu Yuanzheng rushed forward, trying to stop Lin Cha's brain!
But when he rushed to Lin Cha, Lu Yuanzheng was stunned.
How to make Lin Cha shut up
Can you cover your mouth?
But the sound comes from the brain, not from the mouth!!!
Help, what is he going to do!
Lin Cha looked at Lu Yuanzheng who suddenly rushed in front of him, waving his hands and feet in a clumsy manner:
Is this person stupid?
What are you dancing in front of me?
[And he dances so ugly! Even the pigs in Qingchuan Village dance better than him!]
Road Expedition:
I'm not dancing! I'm trying to cover your head! Please, can you please stop talking! Please!!!
If there weren't the front desk nurse who knew nothing about it, Lu Yuanzheng would have even yelled at Lin Cha.
But unfortunately, he failed and was pinned down by Zhou Zexu and Jiang Mingkai!
——They are already familiar with such situations.
Lin Cha didn't feel strange.
[Well, Lu Yuanzheng must have thought that his cats were going to be neutered and he wouldn't be able to watch live cat movies anymore, so he got so excited.]
【Normal】
She thought to herself with a hint of gloating: "Wait a minute, Dr. Kang will bring nine sets of eggs. I'm sure Lu Yuanzheng will go even more insane when the eggs come out! Hehe."
Lu Yuanzheng:!!!
Lu Yuanzheng had just been dragged out by Jiang Mingkai and the others, and was attracted by Lin Cha's voice, so he didn't pay attention for a while.
Think about it carefully, those cats are his treasures! It is his future sexual happiness!
You can't die here!
Lu Yuanzheng was thinking about sneaking into the operating room to stop the surgery again. Lu Yanyan quickly stepped in front of him and said, "You want to stop me? Aren't you worried that I'll expose you later? If that happens, will anyone still want to breed your cat?"
Lu Yuanzheng felt aggrieved, his Adam's apple rolled and cold sweat fell.
Why...why do this to him...
Woo woo woo woo, that is his spiritual food...
Lu Yuanzheng's legs went weak and he fell onto the bench in the hallway.
It’s okay, it’s okay!
Even without the cat, he could still...
"What's Lu Yuanzheng worried about? Without cats, he can still watch real people," Lin Cha teased inwardly. "Like watching cats reproduce, especially in person? Isn't that essentially voyeurism?"
[It's the same with sneaking a peek at the real Jiang Jiang Niang Niang! Didn't Lu Yuanzheng see his neighbor's live version when he returned to his hometown last year?]
[Oh, he was hiding in the closet and peeking, but he got caught by the male owner. He thought he was a mistress and chased him down the street!!!]
Guest: Wow! Wow! Wow!
There is such a thing!
It’s a pity that we can’t see the live version, that scene must be very exciting!
[And more!]
When Lu Yuanzheng was just an adult, he even peeked at his parents! He hid under their bed! It was a wooden bed with a hollow bottom, big enough for a person to hide!
Lu Yuanzheng had been under that bed. Winter vacation was nearly a month long, and he had stayed there for the entire month!
[As a result, just before school started, he was discovered by his parents! Lu Yuanzheng's father was very stressed out. If he didn't take the medicine, he would not be able to survive...]
The Lu family had been considering having a second child for years, but this plan was nipped in the bud!
Guests:
Jane lit a candle for Lu Yuanzheng's parents.
Having such a son, and yet committing such a sin, is too tragic!
Lu Yuanzheng was indignant.
See what's happening with the neighbors
Hiding under the bed to see what happened to my parents
He was just peeking! He wasn't participating, and he wasn't looking at anything, so it's not okay for him to just peek!
Stingy!
The guests looked at Lu Yuanzheng with indescribable expressions.
As an elder, Liu Mingqian kindly advised, "Cats constantly mating will affect their health. Similarly, what you're doing... isn't good for them either..."
When you are excited and suddenly see a man staring at you excitedly, you will cry to death!
"Have you ever thought about quitting?" Liu Mingqian sincerely persuaded Lu Yuanzheng.
Lu Yuanzheng's voice was filled with despair, "Do you think I haven't tried?"
He tried it!
Trying to quit this habit like quitting a drug only made him worse...
Even if it succeeds, it will only last three minutes...
"It's so tragic!" Lu Yanyan sighed.
"It's so tragic!" Jiang Mingkai, who has not yet escaped the shadow of time, also sighed.
*
In the operating room, Dr. Kang and Dr. Chen moved with deft skill. With each movement of the knife, the cat's testicles were peeled out as easily as two small grapes and placed in an oval kidney-shaped dish.
Eggs. The surface of the eggs was still covered with blood, which was the last wail of countless kittens before they died!
An hour later, the two doctors completed the sterilization of all the cats. The kittens were pushed out of the operating room with their limbs spread out and their tongues biting.
In front of the operating table, there were nine trays and 18 eggs lined up in a row.
Lu Yuanzheng's legs went weak and he almost fell, but fortunately Chen Xianzhi supported him in time.
18 eggs... 18 eggs of his lovely cats... all gone!
Lu Yuanzheng desperately hugged the cats that were about to be put into the cage and roared sadly, "Daddy is sorry for you! It's Daddy who is sorry for you!!!"
At this point, because the guests decided to wait for the cat's surgery at the veterinary hospital, the photographer went into the veterinary hospital to shoot the scene, perfectly capturing the stunning 18 eggs and the desperate road expedition.
[Hahaha, Lu Yuanzheng is such a great actor! When I had my cat neutered, I also acted out a heartfelt goodbye scene with her. I saw someone say that if the cat has its eggs castrated, the owner won't be blamed!]
[I thought this was just a meme. How could anyone actually act like this? It’s hilarious!]
Look at Lu Yuanzheng, isn't he acting? And he's acting so realistically. If I were a cat, I'd believe it!
[No wonder my cat ignored me for a long time after being neutered! It turns out it's because I didn't act! I must act next time! Don't blame me, baby, it's the doctor who wants to castrate you!]
…
Lu Yuanzheng was so heartbroken that he couldn't breathe.
In fact, he didn't think much about adopting Guangzong's baby at first, but he found that the program was very popular, and he heard that when adopting, the program team would ask the guests to visit the adopters and deliver the kittens to their door in person.
Lu Yuanzheng thought, this way he can be in the camera, his cat castle, and the nine purebred breed cats can also be in the camera, the exposure rate is high, more people will know him, and in the future, more people may come to him to mate purebred cats, and he will have more opportunities to see cats having sex.
Who knew that Lin Cha would come up with this?
Lu Yuanzheng bought all those cats at a huge price! They were all cats that appeared in his live broadcast room, and his fans remembered their names!
Lu Yuanzheng is famous for his pets, so naturally he can't sell these cats. He can only keep them and can't even see them mate!
Lu Yuanzheng's heart is crying, Lu Yuanzheng's heart is bleeding!
but……
Lu Yuanzheng suddenly thought of something.
That little furry thing in his pocket is the kitten he just adopted from Qingchuan Village!
Super cute!
Super soft and cute!
More importantly, it is less than 3 months old and not yet ready for sterilization. There is still a chance in the future!
At this moment, Lu Yuanzheng took out the kitten from his pocket. What he saw was not a kitten, but the hope of his life!
"Mimi! From now on, we'll just be relying on each other!" Lu Yuanzheng complained. "But don't worry, I'll take good care of you, make sure you're well fed, and enjoy the sexual bliss of being a cat every day!"
Little Cow Kitten:
A question mark slowly appeared on the cat's head, and its body began to tremble inexplicably.
The next second, Lu Yuanzheng's hands were empty, and the kitten was lifted up by the neck and fell into Lu Yanyan's arms.
"After re-examining the adopter, we found that he was not qualified. He had too many cats and was unable to take care of Guangzong's kitten. Forget about this adoption!"
Lu Yuanzheng was horrified, his eyes widened instantly, and he let out a heartbreaking scream: "No——!"
*
The first cat adopter failed to adopt the cat.
The guests did not expose Lu Yuanzheng's strange habits, but used exposure to threaten Lu Yuanzheng, asking him not to do such things in the future.
Lu Yuanzheng still refused to give up and tried to find a legal and compliant way. Coincidentally, a pet shop owner brought his treasure, a fat Corgi, to the hospital for an examination. Lu Yuanzheng's eyes lit up again when he learned that the pet shop would have breeding cats and dogs specifically for breeding.
"After the show, I'm going to open a pet shop and sell breeder cats and dogs. That way, I can watch them grow up perfectly!"
The guests, who had already stepped out of the hospital and were about to meet their next adopter, said: "..."
Chen Xianzhi couldn't help but ask, "Can't you consider seeing a doctor?"
Lu Yuanzheng paused, his expression even more astonished than the other guests. "Look at the doctors having sex! I thought they wouldn't let me!"
Guests:
*
After leaving the pet hospital, the guests had lunch and prepared to meet the second adopter.
The second adopter was a bit strange. According to the program team, the couple who initially decided to adopt the cat were a newlywed couple. After reviewing their qualifications, the program team put them on the candidate list.
After that, when the cat had been growing for a month and a half, they contacted the adoptive couple, but they lost contact for a while. The program team thought they were going to refuse to adopt the cat, but soon the adoptive couple contacted the program team again and insisted on adopting the cat.
This time the meeting was not held at each other's homes, but at a nearby coffee shop. The guests came to the coffee shop according to the address provided by the adoptive parents.
"The adoptive father's name is Zhou Yankai, and this is his photo." Chen Xianzhi took out the photo of his adoptive father given to him by the program team to make it easier for the guests to find him.
The guests looked around. In the afternoon, the coffee shop was bustling with activity and the air was filled with the rich aroma of coffee beans.
There weren't many people in the coffee shop, just a few sitting there, some chatting, some studying. Because the guests were wearing masks and the photographer had switched to a hidden camera, no one noticed them.
Lu Yanyan looked at the photo carefully and asked, "Why don't I see Mr. Zhou?"
In the photo, Zhou Yankai has regular features and is about 1.8 meters tall. In real life, he would be at least a handsome guy. Lu Yanyan felt that her radar for finding handsome guys was very good and she should not have missed him.
"Where are the people?"
Lu Yanyan asked another soul-searching question.
There was a group of people and the noise was quite loud. The guests looked around but couldn't see anyone. After a while, a man sitting in the corner waved to them.
"Here! Here!"
The guests poked their heads out to take a look.
The other person was about 1.6 meters tall, a little fat, and had a square face. He looked nothing like the person in the photo.
The guests looked at the adoptive parents and then at the photos in their hands.
Guests:
Seeing this, the fans in the live broadcast room instantly became lively.
[Hahaha, the guests must be confused!]
[These photos cannot be said to be the same, they can only be said to have nothing to do with each other!]
[I didn’t expect men to be so cruel in photo editing!]
[Don't think only women are good at photo editing. Men not only do this, they also use insoles to increase height and even lie about their height!]
[This is the first time I've seen... a true "photo scammer." It turns out photo scammers are this ruthless. Looking at it this way, I think I'm okay!]
[This guy has photoshopped so heavily, isn't he afraid of being exposed on the show? I don't understand!]
…
The guests also couldn't understand.
Lu Yanyan held up the photo and asked Zhou Yankai in a panic, "This photo is of you!"
Zhou Yankai said shyly, "You can't tell, right? I know it's not very similar. To prevent them from seeing me in the photo and thinking I'm too handsome and having bad intentions towards me, I deliberately edited the photo to make it look uglier. That way, they'd be surprised to see me in person!"
Guests:
There is no joy, but there are many surprises!
"What about height?"
Zhou Zexu asked, looking at the photo. The person in the photo looked about 1.80 meters tall, but in reality...
His gaze moved downwards, looking down at Zhou Yankai.
"1.8 meters!" Zhou Yankai said confidently, "Almost!"
"How much is one point?"
"Fifteen centimeters, maybe."
Guests:
Can it be calculated this way?
*
"I heard that you and your wife just got married and want to adopt a kitten together to commemorate your love," Liu Mingqian asked according to the information provided by the program crew. "Why are you alone? Is your wife at work?"
"Hmm..." Zhou Yankai sat at the coffee table, straightening his posture. "That's exactly what I wanted to talk about. My wife is missing. Isn't your program live broadcasting? Could you please help me find my wife?"
Guests:
What
"Your wife is missing, and you didn't call the police, but you contacted our production team." Chen Xianzhi was extremely puzzled, "What's the point of contacting us?"
"I've been looking for her, but the police said she doesn't want to come back... so they can't give me any information about her!" Zhou Yankai said anxiously. "My wife must have been tricked! I have to find her! Your program is live, so there must be a lot of people watching. There must be someone who has a clue about her!"
"I still have her photo here!" Zhou Yankai opened her bag and took out their wedding photo. "Please, help me!"
"Oh, I see. So you don't really want to adopt a kitten. You just want to use our program team's help to find you a wife!"
"Who's talking?"
Lin Cha's sudden voice shocked Zhou Yankai. He glanced at the guests and found that no one was talking.
But almost everyone showed a worried look, their eyes pointed and instinctively looked at one person. Zhou Yankai also looked in that direction and saw Lin Cha standing behind the guests with a confused look on his face.
Lin Cha finally sensed something was wrong. She pointed at herself and asked in surprise, "You... aren't you talking to me?"
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