The 66th melon
[Wow! Liang Hongshen and Chu Qingru agreed to divorce last night!]
The next morning, Lu Yanyan asked her private chef to prepare a delicious breakfast. Lin Cha enjoyed the French bread and black coffee, but his mind was not idle either, and he continued to eat the melon from last night.
Chu Qingru even took away 75% of Liang Hongshen's wealth! Awesome! After all the wealthy divorces, this is the first time I've seen a housewife get even more money!
[However, Chu Qingru had evidence of Liang Hongshen's infidelity. Why didn't she be more ruthless and just kick Liang Hongshen out of the house? What a pity! What a pity!]
At the breakfast table, the guests ate breakfast while pretending to chat about various investment projects in the entertainment industry, but their ears were all focused on Lin Cha.
The guests were very satisfied after hearing the follow-up of Mrs. Liang Hongshen and his mistress Baihegua.
This ending... is awesome!
I have to say, Chu Qingru's trick is brilliant!
Lu Yanyan had seen many wealthy divorces and knew better than to go all the way. If she forced Liang Hongshen out of the house by exposing his infidelity, pushing him to the brink of ruin, he might just give up and go with Chu Qingru. If the case went to court, even if Liang Hongshen had been the one to cheat, Chu Qingru would only get half of the property.
But if they negotiate a 75% split, and Chu Qingru promises not to expose the news of Liang Hongshen's infidelity, although the money will hurt Liang Hongshen, it will not be unacceptable to him. It just touches his bottom line, which is actually the outcome that maximizes benefits for Chu Qingru.
"After all, they've been married for over twenty years!" Liu Mingqian sighed softly as he drank his swelling-reducing black coffee. "If you don't know Liang Hongshen, how could you have manipulated him for ten years and made him keep making money for you?"
"So, don't mess with women, no matter who you mess with!" Jiang Mingkai also whispered.
He thought of Jiang Yun and Qiu Yang. If it weren't for Lin Cha, he would be raising a child for Jiang Yun now! Although he was still raising a child now, the nature of the child was different.
[Liang Hongshen was in so much pain!] Lin Cha continued to eat the subsequent gossip, [When Liang Yibo returned to the villa, he still couldn't hold it in and fainted! He has been sent to the hospital now!]
[It's just a minor issue, it's just a minor issue. Anyway, he'll probably get mad again when he thinks about his lost property!]
[Oh, I guess Liang Hongshen won't dare to act arrogantly and compete with Teacher Liu next time he sees her. After all, Teacher Liu and his wife were very loving, while he was bullied by his wife for ten years~]
Thinking of this, Liu Mingqian was so happy that his tail was about to lift up!
The two have been competing for over twenty years since their debut! Finally, they can take a break!
The audience in the live broadcast room wondered why Liang Hongshen and Liang Yibo left. The answer given by the guests this morning was that Liang Hongshen was hospitalized due to high blood pressure, which happened to be the same as Liang Hongshen's actual situation last night. The audience in the live broadcast room did not ask any more questions.
I'm just a little curious why there wasn't a single melon yesterday.
But soon, someone posted in the Douban gossip group saying that Liang Hongshen had divorced his wife!
He left the program crew due to "illness" and divorced his wife right after. This made the audience think a lot!
During the show, after the guests finished their breakfast, Director Yu came to arrange the content of today's activities.
The guests were tired after pulling corn all day yesterday. Today's activity is mountain climbing. The program team will send the guests to the foot of Jiyun Mountain near Qingchuan Village. After climbing to the top of the mountain, the guests can rest in a cabin on the mountain, soak in hot springs at night, and watch the sunrise tomorrow morning.
The activity was relatively relaxed. The guests changed into casual sportswear and hiking shoes and took a car to the foot of Jiyun Mountain.
Seeing the stairs in front of her that looked like a ladder to heaven, Lu Yanyan staggered, but fortunately Lin Cha was quick to support her.
There are nearly a thousand steps in front of me, and I can't even see the top if I look up.
Lu Yanyan glared at Director Yu who was not far away. "You call this a relaxing activity? Where is the relaxation?"
"Hey, after climbing this ladder, there are hot springs, camping, and barbecues right behind it—won't that be enjoyable?" Director Yu encouraged. "Plus, it's also good exercise for you! Young people, life lies in exercise!"
Director Yu watched the previous videos carefully last night.
Originally, the program was indeed positive and in line with the theme of a slow-paced rural variety show, but after Lu Yanyan joined, it seemed that they had not done any farm work.
The only time we were pulling corn, Lu Yanyan got in the way and pretended to be a college student to help pull the corn!
We had arranged a mountain hike today, but Director Yu didn’t believe that Lu Yanyan could still escape!
Could she possibly ask a guest to carry her on her back? Those male guests wouldn't agree, and there were no innocent, gullible college students from yesterday!
Director Yu was feeling smug when he saw Lu Yanyan sitting on a bamboo sedan chair carried by two sedan bearers, passing by him leisurely.
Director Yu:?
Following Lu Yanyan was Lin Cha, who was also sitting leisurely and comfortably in the sedan chair.
Director Yu: ???
"Wait! Who told you to ride in a sedan chair? Where did you get the money?" Director Yu was shocked. A sedan chair costs 300 yuan. Didn't he confiscate all the guests' wallets before the show?
Even Lu Yanyan's breakfast was reluctantly left because she was the client's father. How could Lu Yanyan and Lin Cha have money at this moment!
"Wasn't the extra corn from yesterday exchangeable for currency?" Lu Yanyan said leisurely, "I exchanged it for money for two sedan chairs. What's the problem?"
Director Yu: “…”
He looked at the male guests beside him and asked, "Do you have any objections?"
Liu Mingqian doesn't care. He has been losing weight recently. Even if he doesn't go hiking, he will still run at night. Now hiking offsets the night running exercise.
The remaining three male guests didn't care at all. They were able to watch the show from the sidelines and exchange so many corns yesterday because of Lu Yanyan. It was also because Lu Yanyan took advantage of Liu Mingqian and Liang Hongshen's competitive nature. It had nothing to do with them.
Director Yu: “…”
How come these men are so easy to talk to!!!
[Hahaha, I have to say, the male guests on "Leisure" are quite gentlemanly!]
[Yes, the eldest lady is undoubtedly at the top of the pyramid! Even Cha Cha is at the top of the pyramid!]
[But think about it, it seems like the two female guests always win every game? In the second episode, when they were looking for kittens, Lin Cha found them all. In the third episode, when they were selling domestic products, Miss Da and Lin Cha won the group championship. And in the fifth episode, when they were pulling corn, Miss Da had to call in college students so that all the corn could be pulled!]
[With the young lady here, boring farm work and tasks become more interesting! The young lady just wants a sedan chair, give it to her!]
[That's right! The young lady just wants to ride in a sedan chair! What's wrong with that? Give it to her!]
The sedan chair was thus settled, and the guests set out on their journey again.
But the main guests were the male guests. Lu Yanyan and Lin Cha sat leisurely in the sedan chair and even bought a bunch of grapes at the foot of the mountain.
The scenery of Jiyun Mountain is beautiful, with lush greenery and bright sunshine. There are birds singing among the mountains and forests, and clear streams flowing between the ravines.
At such a time, sitting comfortably in the sedan chair makes people drowsy.
Lu Yanyan had already dozed off slightly, but Lin Cha felt embarrassed when she saw the male guests carrying heavy loads beside her.
[I can’t sleep! Sleeping is so disrespectful!]
[We still have two hours to go to the summit, so we need to think of something to pass the time!]
Lin Cha held his chin, his eyelids twitching.
I can only blame myself for surfing the Internet and reading the breakup records of Xiaotao and her 36 boyfriends yesterday. I fell asleep very late and I feel very tired today.
[How about... let's just eat some melon! It'll cheer me up a bit!]
Everyone was shocked.
Especially Lu Yanyan, after hearing this, she was no longer sleepy.
Is there any melon?
Whose melon is this!
I want to eat melon!
Lin Cha didn't know whose melon to look at, so he flipped through them aimlessly.
[By the way, when the show started yesterday, Brother Kai looked tired, but he seems much better today!]
[Hahaha, everyone else is getting more and more tired when they come on the show, except for him, who is getting more and more energetic. People who don't know him would think he got fucked seven times in one night during his vacation! He got away with it by coming back to the show!]
Jiang Mingkai in the front row trembled violently.
On the narrow mountain road, there were people in front and behind him, so he couldn't stop Lin Cha, not to mention that Lin Cha was still sitting in the sedan chair.
He could only ask her to take a casual look and not see anything crucial... But what he feared came true. Within two seconds of praying, Jiang Mingkai suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, and then he heard Lin Cha's exclamation -
Wow!
[Brother Kai is actually in a relationship! And it’s been over half a month!!!]
Everyone's eyes sparkled and they looked at Jiang Mingkai!
You know, the guests on their show have no secrets.
Liu Mingqian and Chen Xianzhi even dug up their playdates with their partners, so how could Jiang Mingkai remain unscathed?!
but……
Do you have a partner?
They actually kept it a secret for half a month!
Who is it!
Zhou Zexu muttered quietly, "No wonder Brother Kai refused to go shopping when we asked him out during our break! Turns out he was staying home with his sister-in-law!"
He nudged Jiang Mingkai and teased, "Brother Kai, this is not very considerate of you. We've known each other for over a month, why are you being so distant? Who is your sister-in-law? Let's meet for dinner next time!"
Jiang Mingkai's steps suddenly became heavy. He turned his head to look at Zhou Zexu with a dark look in his eyes. "I would like to call her out, but I'm afraid you won't be able to eat if you see her."
"I can't eat?" Zhou Zexu looked puzzled. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure it out. He could only scratch the back of his head. "No, I've been practicing dance so hard lately that I get hungry easily! If it weren't for the need to control my figure, I could eat three bowls of rice every day! Does your girlfriend look like a dinosaur? Can I still not eat just because I see her?"
Jiang Mingkai didn't answer.
Zhou Zexu looked at Jiang Mingkai's silent yet indescribable face, and became more and more convinced of this idea.
Does it really look like a dinosaur?
No wonder I didn’t dare introduce it to you all!
Brother Kai must be afraid that everyone will laugh at his girlfriend after they find out, right?
Woohoo! Brother Kai is so nice to his girlfriend!
Zhou Zexu was a kindhearted man. Thinking of this, he immediately decided—if Brother Kai could accept his girlfriend being ugly, then how could his friends not accept it? He had to inform everyone to adjust their attitudes and not show disappointment or disdain when they saw each other!
Just do it!
Zhou Zexu quickly found a group of people who liked to watch the gossip and sent Jiang Mingkai's gossip to a few familiar friends.
Zhou Zexu: [Brother Kai has a girlfriend now. She's not very pretty, so please be careful when you meet her!]
Most people were just curious about the fact that Jiang Mingkai had a new girlfriend, and they all came to ask who she was. Only Sun Qianqian's answer was different.
Sun Qianqian: [? ]
Sun Qianqian: [How ugly is it? Have you seen it?]
Zhou Zexu: [I haven’t seen her, but I heard she looks like a dinosaur. I’d lose my appetite if I saw her!]
Sun Qianqian: [……]
Zhou Zexu thought for a moment and replied, "And he was so unsatisfied that he almost killed Brother Kai seven times in one night!"
Zhou Zexu: [Sigh, even though Brother Kai only lasts two minutes each time, seven times a night is not easy!]
Sun Qianqian: [……]
Zhou Zexu: [Mr. Sun, please be careful next time we meet! Give Brother Kai some face! And give this little girl some face, too!]
Sun Qianqian on the opposite side had a forced smile on her face.
Sun Qianqian: [Yes! Smile.jpg]
Sun Qianqian: [Zexu, after this show, please come back to the company and see me in the office~]
Zhou Zexu: [Is it about the new album? Don't worry, boss, I'll be back to the company as soon as I finish recording!]
Zhou Zexu turned off his phone contentedly.
After notifying everyone like this, there will definitely be no problem meeting next time, right?
He is so considerate!
But this incident also proves that Kai Ge is not a looker. He looks for the soul in his girlfriend! When everyone only looks at the good looks, only Kai Ge chooses the inner qualities of the other person!
Brother Kai’s girlfriend must be a very gentle, considerate and interesting girl!
As he was thinking this, Zhou Zexu heard Lin Cha's voice——
[Let me know who Kaige's girlfriend is...]
【Um? 】
【Um! ! ! ! 】
【Oh shit oh shit oh shit! 】
[What's going on?! Brother Kai's girlfriend... Brother Kai's girlfriend... is actually Mr. Sun!]
"Mr. Sun?"
Zhou Zexu paused.
This name is familiar, I seem to have heard it often...
Mr. Sun, Mr. Sun...
Zhou Zexu suddenly looked up, the smile on his face froze, and he looked at Jiang Mingkai in horror.
His voice was trembling, and his tongue was tied. "The Mr. Sun that Cha Cha was talking about, isn't that the Mr. Sun I know?"
Jiang Mingkai smiled, "Do you think I know any other Mr. Sun besides Qianqian?"
Zhou Zexu's legs immediately went weak and he missed a step on the stairs. Jiang Mingkai quickly supported him.
But he was still trembling and couldn't stand steadily, with half of his body hanging on Jiang Mingkai. He hurriedly took out his mobile phone and saw the chat interface.
Sun Qianqian replied a message.
Sun Qianqian: [Okay, let’s meet after the show. See you there!]
After sending the message, he replied with a smiling emoticon.
But at this moment, that smile was not a smile in Zhou Zexu's eyes, but a series of deadly knives that could kill him!
Help! ! !
Zhou Zexu tugged at Jiang Mingkai's sleeve, "Brother Kai... I, I was wrong! I really didn't mean that! I was just worried, that's all! Wuuuuuuu... What should I do! Will Boss Sun kill me when I get back?"
"No way!" Jiang Mingkai thought for a moment, "We're in a society ruled by law! Anyone who attacks someone will be arrested by the police."
Zhou Zexu breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this.
But then Jiang Mingkai said again: "They will probably just bury you!"
Zhou Zexu: ???
"Woo woo woo~"
"Alright!" Jiang Mingkai felt that his revenge on this brat was almost over. He reached out and pulled Zhou Zexu, whose legs were weak, to his feet. "Qianqian is very generous and gentle. She will definitely not hold it against you for such a small matter."
Generous? Gentle?
Zhou Zexu thought about his past as a trainee and Sun Qianqian's cold face during the end-of-month evaluations. He had been a trainee for two years and had never heard Sun Qianqian say a word of praise.
Is Jiang Mingkai blind?
The other guests looked at Jiang Mingkai with curiosity.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Mingkai’s new girlfriend is Sun Qianqian!
However, Lu Yanyan had some impression. She remembered that Sun Qianqian liked honest and well-behaved partners in the past, so she chose Zhao Kuan.
But Zhao Kuan's infidelity made her realize that the uglier a man is, the more fickle he is, so her aesthetic taste began to upgrade.
Jiang Mingkai’s appearance is really good!
Lin Cha was also staring at Jiang Ming at this moment.
But it's not because of curiosity, but——
[Brother Kai is really dating Mr. Sun! When did it start? I don't remember them having much interaction!]
【No! 】
[At the reading of "Painted Bones," Ms. Sun came to pick me up early in the morning... because she was at Brother Kai's house that day!]
[I was working hard all night memorizing my lines, while they were in the next suite, kissing, hugging, and holding each other up high!]
[I was hungry late at night and went out to buy a midnight snack, and they were upstairs, making out with each other, rolling out of bed onto the balcony!]
I was filming honestly on set, while they were shaking like crazy in the nanny car!
[I guess I'm just the tool they used to cover up their mess!]
Lin Cha rarely gets angry.
But at this time he was glaring at Jiang Mingkai hatefully.
Lin tea: (▽皿▽#)
[Bad guy! Brother Kai is such a bad guy! ]
Jiang Mingkai: “…”
I just took advantage of Lin Cha for a little bit of cover-up. There's no need to be so angry!
【but……】
Lin Cha was only angry for a moment, and soon, his thoughts drifted to other places -
[By the way, didn't Brother Kai only have two minutes? And Mr. Sun didn't mind, and actually had so much fun with him?]
[Does Mr. Sun like short ones? ]
Lin Cha immediately looked through the melon-eating system, which clearly stated how many times Jiang Mingkai and Sun Qianqian had sex.
[Holy crap! From foreplay to the end, it took over two hours. Brother Kai is so awesome! I really misunderstood Brother Kai during this time!]
Jiang Mingkai straightened his back at that moment, feeling that he had washed away the shame of the previous four episodes!
If possible! He would like to print out this sentence and stick it in every place where his relatives and friends can see it!
More than! He took more than two minutes!
Definitely more than that!
[Eh—] Lin Cha's inner voice echoed again, [But a few days ago, Brother Kai felt uncomfortable down there and went to the men's hospital. The doctor diagnosed him with holding back semen to increase duration, causing edema and congestion in his pelvis and prostate. Could this be prostatitis?]
"Ah, the prostatitis is still minor! The doctor said if this continues, I might have retrograde ejaculation in the future! It could affect my fertility!"
[So… Brother Kai didn’t want Mr. Sun to know that he only had two minutes left, so he tried so hard to hold it in that he almost broke his bottom?]
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