The 78th melon
All the guests who had seats to watch the show turned their gazes towards Yu Xiao. Ten eyes fell on him, and Yu Xiao blushed instantly.
"That thing can be fixed!"
Sun Qianqian was extremely curious. Next to her was Situ Qing, whom she had just invited, so that Situ Qing could also enjoy the melon better.
Situ Qing's gentle smile froze for a moment when she heard Lin Cha's thoughts. Despite her private flirtations, she maintained a remarkably dignified demeanor. Her expression froze for a moment, and it took her a moment to come to her senses before she replied to Sun Qianqian, "What else can I do about sex reassignment surgery? Transitioning from female to male isn't just about removing the breasts and injecting male hormones; some of the underlying structures... need to be altered, too!"
Modern sex reassignment surgery is already very mature. Due to traditional concepts, few Chinese people accept this surgery, but many people go to Thailand, and there are also many such people in Europe and the United States.
"But I heard..."
Wen Wanning didn't know when she left Huo Yanci and naturally joined Sun Qianqian and Situ Qing's group of gossipers. "After all, it's a surgery, and it has some drawbacks. So if it wasn't really unsatisfactory, no one would do it."
She held her chin and thought for a moment, her thick eyelashes trembling slightly. "The 3cm Cha Cha mentioned is probably true."
Wen Wanning's voice was neither loud nor soft.
Coincidentally, several guests who had seats nearby heard it.
Zhao Jinnan straightened his back instantly.
Damn, there is such a surgery!
It seems that although he is not as good as the best, he is still better than the worst!
Moreover, from this point of view, Zhao Jinnan suddenly felt that it didn’t matter if his time was shorter, at least he was more than 3cm!
Bao Wenhan and Zhou Zexu also straightened their backs.
A man’s confidence!
Right here!
Only Yu Xiao felt a sudden surge of panic and embarrassment in his heart.
His face flushed red, and he wished he could find a hole to crawl into, but for the sake of his current dignity, he gritted his teeth and said, "Jingjing, that, that's all fake!"
He Jingjing glanced at Yu Xiao hesitantly, and Yu Xiao quickly explained, "What I meant is that mine is real, but what Lin Cha said is fake. How could it be only 3cm? Lin Cha is falsely accusing me! It's a false accusation!"
He Jingjing had a conflicted expression.
The voice in her heart kept telling her, don’t mind it, don’t mind it, she and Yu Xiao are not together for that!
What does it matter whether it’s true or false?
But inexplicably, He Jingjing felt as if there was a thorn in her heart, making her extremely uncomfortable.
"Is this true or false, Teacher Yu? Don't you have any idea?"
Suddenly, a male voice sounded teasing from behind. Yu Xiao turned around and saw Zhou Zexu standing not far from him.
Zhou Zexu was wearing a well-tailored suit, with one hand in his trouser pocket, looking at Yu Xiao with a gloating look.
Zhou Zexu has been following Lin Cha in watching the show "Leisure" since its inception. Moreover, because the two are of similar generation and status, they often participate in activities together and usually sit together.
So, after following Lin Cha for so long, how could he not know whether Lin Cha’s melons were real or fake?
It's clearly your own problem, yet you still have the nerve to say that there's something wrong with Lin Cha's melons?
So shameless!
"Lin Cha, Lin Cha, do you have any evidence for what she said?" Yu Xiao straightened his back, pretending to be tough. However, he couldn't hide the resentment and anger in his tone. "As long as there is no evidence, she is just making up stories and spreading rumors!"
"Tsk, I was just thinking about it, I didn't say it out loud!" Sun Qianqian looked at Yu Xiao with a half-smile, "Teacher Yu, you live by the sea, why are you so nosy? You even want to control what I'm thinking?"
“You—! You guys!!!”
Yu Xiao was so angry that his lungs were about to explode.
But what Sun Qianqian said was not wrong. Now everyone knows that this is just Lin Cha's inner voice, and he can't sue Lin Cha for spreading rumors.
Of course, He Jingjing might also question whether Lin Cha’s words were true or not, but Lin Cha would definitely not answer honestly.
Are we just going to let him suffer in silence?
Yu Xiao's expression suddenly became darker, even a little sinister.
Sun Qianqian glanced at Yu Xiao again.
She leaned against a high-education table, gently shaking her red wine glass in her hand, her eyes sweeping over Yu Xiao's chest muscles and abdominal muscles inch by inch.
Suddenly, Sun Qianqian said, "Teacher Yu, you've been hitting the gym a lot to get those eight-pack abs, right? Deadlifts and bench presses aren't easy. I remember when the media interviewed Teacher Yu a while ago, she said she couldn't lift a girl her own weight without feeling any pressure at all. So, Teacher Yu must be incredibly strong, right?"
Yu Xiao frowned and looked at Sun Qianqian hesitantly, wondering what Sun Qianqian was up to.
However, since He Jingjing was still nearby, he didn't want to make things too awkward, so he said calmly, "Yes, to stay in shape, I spend at least three hours in the gym every day! Who would have thought..." He glanced at Lin Cha, who was not far away, indignantly, "Some people can easily erase all my efforts with just a few words!"
Yu Xiao has been building up his image as a tough bodybuilder since his debut, while also marketing his "sexual tension". If it were revealed that all those muscles and that thing were the result of plastic surgery, wouldn't his image be ruined in a minute?
"That makes sense. How about...Teacher Yu and Zexu arm wrestle?" Sun Qianqian suddenly said, "That way, it'll be easy to tell whether your muscles are real or fake, right?"
Arm wrestling with Zhou Zexu?
Yu Xiao's eyes flashed with surprise, then a hint of a sneer. Even if Sun Qianqian asked him to arm wrestle Bao Wenhan, he would be worried for a second. After all, Bao Wenhan did have some muscles, and his chest and back muscles were obviously broader.
Zhou Zexu is just a weak idol who can only do some awkward dances. How can he compete with a little brat who is only in his early twenties?
Is Sun Qianqian worried that he won't slap her in the face hard enough, so she offers her face to him to be slapped?
Yu Xiao was secretly delighted, but he pretended to be calm. "Vice President Sun, aren't you afraid that others will say I'm bullying a child?"
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid," Sun Qianqian smiled. "We're just testing, not really going to do anything. Just stop when you're ready. Doesn't Teacher Yu dare to compete with Zexu? Then what about Bao Wenhan..."
"Compete!" Yu Xiao said hurriedly, "Why not? I'll compete!"
Situ Qing called the waiter and set a table covered with red cloth at the banquet, with Yu Xiao and Zhou Zexu sitting on either side.
Many guests at the banquet heard that Yu Xiao and Zhou Zexu were going to arm wrestle, so they came to watch the fun.
"Zhou Zexu is so thin. I remember he was over 1.8 meters tall and weighed less than 70 kilograms, right? Can he really beat Yu Xiao?"
"Yu Xiao is a typical tough guy! He has a great body! Xiao Zhou must have been careless!"
"It's okay, it's good for young people to exercise! Nowadays, idols are too weak, they should learn from these tough actors!"
Yu Xiao listened to the sounds around him and curled up the corners of his mouth.
Sun Qianqian was so careless. Didn't she have any idea what idols were like these days? She looked like a sissy, and she still wanted to arm wrestle him? He'd show these idols what a true Chinese tough guy was in a matter of minutes!
While Yu Xiao was feeling proud, the game started and he and Zhou Zexu shook hands.
Zhou Zexu has slender fingers and fair skin. Some calluses can be seen on his palms, but these are most likely left over from his dancing practice and are nothing to be worried about.
A hint of viciousness flashed across Yu Xiao's eyes.
How should he torture Zhou Zexu? Should he maintain a stalemate, giving him a glimmer of hope, and then slowly torture him? Or should he control the game, keeping the audience on edge, making them extremely nervous, or...
Yu Xiao was still thinking about how to win in the most devastating way possible and in the most impressive way. He didn't even hear Sun Qianqian say "123 start" before he heard a loud "bang" and Zhou Zexu actually broke Yu Xiao's hand off!
Yu Xiao: ???
Zhou Zexu: ???
Everyone at the scene: ???
No, isn't this a quick win?
Did the match last even a second? Not even a second?! Yu Xiao looks tall and strong, isn't he weak?
Zhou Zexu also blinked, "Huh? I won? Isn't this a little too easy?"
"No, no, no! I was distracted just now!" Yu Xiao panicked and spoke incoherently, "I didn't hear the start clearly! I wasn't prepared at all! That round doesn't count!"
Everyone around looked at Yu Xiao with a sidelong glance, a slightly sarcastic expression.
If you lose, you lose. Why are you saying you’re not prepared?
I really can't afford to lose!
But Yu Xiao really can't afford to lose.
Zhou Zexu didn't say anything. He looked at Yu Xiao, then at Sun Qianqian. After getting Sun Qianqian's tacit approval, he spoke, "Then, let's do it again?"
"Um!"
Yu Xiao nodded heavily, "One more time!"
Even if it were shameful to happen again, if it got out and people knew that he couldn't even beat a sissy idol, wouldn't that just prove that his muscles were fake!
Therefore, for long-term considerations, he had to do it again. This time, he would never give Zhou Zexu a chance!
but--
There was another loud "snap" sound, and Zhou Zexu easily broke Yu Xiao's wrist again!
Zhou Zexu: "..."
He really didn't know that he was so strong?
Zhou Zexu scratched the back of his head and asked sincerely, "Teacher Yu...are you not full?"
This made Yu Xiao even more embarrassed.
He looked at his arm pinned to the table in disbelief, his face turning redder.
How is that possible?
Even if his abs are fake, he, he works out, so how could he lose to that pretty boy Zhou Zexu?!
[Smack! As expected, when people are praised too much, they forget their own weight!]
Lin Cha joined the crowd, cheering Zhou Zexu on while mentally slamming Yu Xiao. "Yu Xiao, couldn't he have truly forgotten that his abs were plastic surgery, and his other muscles were all developed from protein powder? Alas, after all, his nice-looking muscles are just for show!"
But Zhou Zexu is the lead dancer in the boy band. His one-handed flip breaking is so awesome! He can even do a whole dance upside down! And his six-pack abs aren't from protein powder or plastic surgery, they're genuine. Where does Yu Xiao get the confidence to think he can outperform Zhou Zexu?
Sun Qianqian remained silent, but a smile appeared on her face.
Zhou Zexu is now at the quasi-first-tier level and is the company's key training target. She is very clear about Zhou Zexu's strength. Of course, if Yu Xiao's muscles are also genuine, Zhou Zexu will definitely have no advantage.
But didn’t Lin Cha say it was fake?
She is good at fighting counterfeits!
There were people snickering and people mocking.
Only Yu Xiao had a face full of shame and anger, feeling very uncomfortable.
He Jingjing also felt uncomfortable.
Her brows furrowed, her fingers clutching at her haute couture gown, nearly tearing the lace off the hem.
She shouldn't dislike Yu Xiao.
Yu Xiao is her husband after all, and she herself is just an ordinary figure and ordinary appearance, and she is not worthy of Yu Xiao. Even if all those things about Yu Xiao are fake, she should not expect too much.
But even so, an idea came to He Jingjing's mind.
Yu Xiao, nothing more than that.
There doesn't seem to be any compatibility between her and Yu Xiao.
Perhaps, even if she lost Yu Xiao, she might not be unable to find someone better?
He Jingjing was shocked by her own thought and shook her head quickly.
What is she thinking!
Yu Xiao is the one who loves her the most! Apart from Yu Xiao, she can't possibly find anyone better!
Yu Xiao gave up so much for her!
She should respect Yu Xiao more than others and take better care of Yu Xiao!
He Jingjing took a deep breath, gently kneaded Yu Xiao's broken arm, and comforted him, "Brother Xiao, are you okay?"
"Nothing..." Yu Xiao's arm muscles were sore, and he forced a smile. Then he forced a smile and said to Zhou Zexu, "You are young, that's good! You have great strength!"
After all, he is ten years older, right?
It’s normal to be a little weak physically!
[It's so funny, you're still using your age to save face? ]
[In terms of agility and reflexes, the prime age for men is probably 18-24, but in terms of strength, that's not necessarily the case. Several of the world's top strongmen are around 35!]
[You clearly can't do it, but you still blame your age. You really can't afford to lose! ]
Isn’t it?
The people around smiled but said nothing.
If you can afford to lose, why would you want to get abdominal muscles? There are many plastic surgeries in the entertainment industry, but this is more or less due to innate factors. However, abdominal muscles can be trained. As for abdominal muscle surgery, Sun Qianqian has been in the industry for so long and has never heard of it or seen it before.
Whether they are actors or idols, they enjoy high salaries and the love of countless fans, but they are unwilling to even do something like exercise to maintain their figure?
How can such a good thing happen!
Sun Qianqian glanced at He Jingjing, who was still standing behind Yu Xiao, timidly and dared not speak. A hint of cunning flashed in the corner of her eyes.
This matter is not over yet.
At this moment, Lin Cha suddenly leaned close to Sun Qianqian's ear and whispered a few words in her ear.
Sun Qianqian's eyes lit up, and she shouted to Yu Xiao, "Teacher Yu, is this the end? There has to be some punishment for losing the game, right?"
Yu Xiao became alert, a flicker of resentment flashing in his eyes, but he quickly returned to normal and gave Sun Qianqian a warm smile. "Vice President Sun, what else do you want to punish me for? This is a dinner party, it's not good to overdo it, right?"
Sun Qianqian smiled and said, "It's just a small punishment. It will just make the dinner more interesting for everyone. It won't be too extreme!"
As she spoke, she clapped her hands, and soon, two waiters came to Sun Qianqian with a stress relief board and a jump rope.
Sun Qianqian: "Teacher Yu, the punishment is simple. Just jump on the stress relief board ten times. That's not too much, right?"
It's not a serious punishment. Many variety shows in the industry have this kind of punishment, which is interesting to watch, but it's not that serious.
Many of the guests around had seen such activities on variety shows, so they didn’t think Sun Qianqian’s methods were excessive.
Only Yu Xiao's face turned pale. "I, I've never played this before. I don't know how to..."
"Teacher Yu, do you want to default on your debt?" Sun Qianqian blinked.
"I didn't!" Yu Xiao's face turned even paler. "Vice President Sun, Vice President Sun, you're not deliberately trying to embarrass me..."
"I didn't expect that!" Sun Qianqian sighed, "Mr. He's son-in-law, I can't afford to play with him like this!"
When saying this, Sun Qianqian turned her gaze to Mr. He, who had remained silent behind Yu Xiao.
Sun Qianqian had been keeping an eye on Mr. He from the moment Lin Cha broke the news until now. Mr. He didn't say anything, but his expression was grim. He had to save face, and seeing his son-in-law behave so disgracefully in public was a disgrace to him.
At this moment, he looked at Yu Xiao with a cold gaze, "Since you lost, you must accept the punishment. It's just jumping rope on a decompression board, you can't even do such a simple thing?"
The intimidating tone made Yu Xiao swallow deeply. Even though he was extremely reluctant, he still walked to the decompression board.
Yu Xiao was even more indignant, but even if he dared to refute He Jingjing and Sun Qianqian, he didn't dare to refute Mr. He.
He could only reluctantly take off his shoes and step on the pressure relief board.
The moment Yu Xiao took off his shoes, his height suddenly collapsed!
Everyone was stunned for two seconds. They looked at Yu Xiao, who had suddenly become shorter, and then at the pair of leather shoes that had been taken off.
"This... Yu Xiao has suddenly become shorter, about five or six centimeters?"
"More than that! I feel like he's almost as tall as me! I'm only 1.65 meters tall!"
"Hey, look at Yu Xiao taking off that shoe! There are so many height-increasing insoles stuffed in it!"
"Hahahaha, no wonder I was reluctant to jump off the decompression board just now, so this is the reason!"
"Hey, hey, hey, how tall was Yu Xiao originally? How much padding did he put on? The difference is so huge!"
Lin Cha quickly began to think...
[There are three height-increasing insoles in the shoe store, one 2cm, and the heel is 5cm. Wow, so it seems he's grown 11cm!]
[No wonder the moment I took off my shoes, it felt like I went from a tall building to a low house!]
Situ Qing looked surprised.
She was the only one among all the people here who had seen Yu Xiao's resume, so she remembered it clearly, "Yu Xiao's official height seems to be 183!"
Sun Qianqian calculated in her mind, "183, minus 11cm is 172? But it feels..." She glanced at Yu Xiao again with a scrutinizing look.
Sun Qianqian is 165cm tall and can even look down at Yu Xiao when wearing 7cm high heels.
Sun Qianqian exclaimed, "How can he be 172cm tall? He's obviously not even as tall as me!"
Lin Cha added in her mind, "Of course he's not as tall as Mr. Sun. Yu Xiao's real height is only 168cm."
Everyone: ???
168?
Then where did he get the guts to report himself as 182cm tall?!
It was obvious that Yu Xiao was much shorter at this point. He rarely took off his shoes in public, even in front of He Jingjing. Furthermore, He Jingjing wasn't tall either, so she didn't have an accurate idea of his height.
At this time, He Jingjing looked at Yu Xiao again, but because she was wearing high heels, the look she used to give him was now just looking him straight in the eye.
Even He Jingjing's eyes showed some disgust.
"Brother Xiao...are you really only 168cm tall? Then why did you report 183cm?!"
Yu Xiao gritted his teeth and said, "I, I didn't lie!"
"I'm 168cm tall. If I wear shoes with 5cm heels and three height-increasing insoles, wouldn't that make me 179cm? Rounding it up, that's 180cm! Add in the 3cm increase from my hair style, and I'll say I'm 183cm. What's wrong with that?!"
Everyone: ???
Can this height be calculated like this?
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