Someone like that is going to become the commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard?
Are you kidding me!
They doubted that this fat pig could even take care of his own daily needs, saying, "Is this fat man capable of protecting the Emperor?"
Moreover, looking at his comical armored appearance, he looks more like a fat pig than a general!
Jia Zhengjin used to be a famously handsome and noble young man, and even the poor Li Geng was tall and mighty!
But what kind of pig is this?
Look at what this incompetent emperor has done to the position of Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard!
At that very moment, Sima Lie, who had been resting with his eyes closed, slowly opened them. His sharp gaze, filled with authority and scrutiny, stared at Zhu Fei as he slowly approached.
He wanted to see who dared to ruin his plans!
At the same time, I also want to see if this person is worth winning over.
But when he saw Zhu Fei, he couldn't help but turn pale!
How did this fat pig manage to wear his armor like a bodysuit?
The fat was squeezing out from the gaps in the armor!
At the scene, only Qin Yu was prepared. He knew in his heart that Zhu Fei's strange attire was just a deliberate act.
"This humble general, Zhu Fei, pays his respects to Your Majesty."
Zhu Fei arrived at the front of the hall, prostrated himself on the ground, and respectfully performed a grand salute.
"Rise."
"Thank you, Your Majesty."
Zhu Fei slowly raised his head, put his hands on the ground, and tried to stand up.
However, he seemed to have tried several times but failed to stand up. He strained so hard that his fat face turned red, and he was making strange noises.
"What are they doing?"
"Holy crap? Is this fat pig unable to stand up?"
"It's possible. He's so fat, and the armor itself is heavy. Plus, he's been constricted like that, so it's really possible that he won't be able to stand up."
"This... a military general who can't even get up is truly an unprecedented phenomenon."
Some self-proclaimed upright officials stared at the ceiling with deep sorrow.
It would be utterly disgraceful for them to serve in the same court as such a person!
Zhu Fei struggled for a while, then seemed to give up, stretching out his hand and saying, "Who will help me? Those gentlemen over there, come here."
Zhu Fei waved to several of his ministers.
The ministers immediately took several steps back in disgust, avoiding him as if he were a plague god.
They made no attempt to hide the disdain in their eyes. Everyone present was a well-read and learned person.
Even military generals possess considerable skill.
And Zhu Fei? A good-for-nothing bumpkin.
He's not only a country bumpkin, but also a useless fat guy.
Seeing that no one was helping him, Zhu Fei could only turn his gaze to the stage and plead, "Your Majesty, the armor is too heavy, this humble general... this humble general's legs went numb for a moment and he lost his composure..."
Qin Yu suppressed a laugh, almost wanting to award him an Oscar for Best Actor.
However, he had to play along in this charade, so he coughed lightly and ordered, "Minister Zhu is really quite adorable. Someone, help the commander up."
"Yes!" The guard quickly ran forward and helped Zhu Fei up.
"Thank you, Your Majesty! Your Majesty is wise! From now on, I will be willing to go through fire and water to protect the safety of the palace!"
Zhu Fei's face was full of flattery as he kowtowed repeatedly.
Qin Yu clapped and laughed, "Yes, Minister Zhu is willing to spend his entire fortune and a million to donate to the government, which is enough to prove his loyalty and devotion. I am naturally at ease."
"Speaking of which, apart from Zhu Aiqing, there were countless generals who donated three or five thousand this time. It's simply outrageous!"
Qin Yu's face darkened, and with a wave of his hand, he announced domineeringly, "Issue an imperial decree! Dismiss all those scoundrels from their posts. If they wish to be reinstated, they must pay a fine according to their rank before the matter is discussed!"
Upon hearing this, the officials, witnessing this scene, were completely numb!
Imperial honors and official positions are the most prestigious titles in the country! They are incredibly prestigious!
But now this tyrannical emperor is openly buying and selling them like rotten vegetables!
Is this some kind of imperial palace or a bustling marketplace?!
In an instant, these scholars who had studied diligently for years were completely disarmed!
Only a foolish emperor like Qin Yu could trust Zhu Fei to be the commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard.
Sima Lie watched this scene and a cold smile curled at the corner of his mouth.
Qin Yu's incompetence was both expected and unexpected.
He doesn't even need to guide him anymore! He's already a fully-fledged tyrant!
The Embroidered Uniform Guard is the last line of defense for the imperial palace. With a useless person like Zhu Fei as its commander, the incompetent emperor is simply courting his own destruction!
"Your Majesty is virtuous and benevolent. This humble general has brought a special auspicious gift to present to Your Majesty!"
At this moment, Zhu Fei clapped his hands excitedly, and a group of eunuchs immediately filed in, carrying things.
"Your Majesty, what lies beneath this red cloth is the treasure that this humble general wishes to present to Your Majesty!"
Zhu Fei proudly pointed to the items placed on the plate.
Seeing his smug demeanor, the surrounding ministers couldn't help but become curious.
What kind of good thing could be called an auspicious omen?
The officials all turned their curious gazes toward this place.
Qin Yu also narrowed his eyes with great interest.
"I wonder what you wish to present to me, my dear minister?" he asked in a low voice.
"Hehe." Zhu Fei rubbed his hands together, revealing a lewd expression, and said, "This is my most treasured possession, which I finally managed to collect. Your Majesty, please take a look."
After saying that, Zhu Fei ripped off the red cloth.
The officials immediately widened their fists and looked around curiously.
After the red cloth was torn off, what was on it was immediately revealed to everyone.
It was an enormous thing, neither black nor white!
What is this thing?
"Ugh, what's that stench of urine? Colleagues, can you smell it?"
"Yes! The Golden Palace is such a sacred place, where would the smell of urine come from?"
The stench was so unpleasant that everyone covered their noses.
Just as they were wondering where the smell was coming from, Zhu Fei smiled and pointed to the strange stick-like object in front of him, excitedly saying, "This is the Tiger King's Whip that I collected. It can strengthen the body and nourish the virility. It is most suitable for the emperor who is busy with the harem, oh no... busy with the affairs of the country!"
As Zhu Fei finished speaking, he let out a wicked laugh, revealing an expression that every man would understand.
Upon hearing his explanation, the entire court was instantly in an uproar.
"So this is it? How could such a filthy thing be brought into this imperial palace!"
"Ugh, this is an insult to scholarship, an insult to scholarship..."
A group of well-read and refined people wished they could chase him away with brooms.
Such disgusting things! Just looking at them felt like an insult to their eyes. Even Sima Lie, who was usually unfazed by the collapse of Mount Tai, couldn't take it anymore; his face turned ashen and his lips twitched.
But then something even more speechless happened: Qin Yu on stage suddenly had his eyes light up and burst into excited laughter.
"You are very thoughtful, my dear minister. This item is exactly what I wanted. There will be a reward, a generous one!"
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