It was pitch black and I couldn't see anything.
No, the inability to see doesn’t seem to be a physical problem, it’s a physical problem.
Fujiwara Yu touched the black cloth covering his head. After he took it off, he regained his sight. He looked down at the robber's hood that didn't even have any holes. The corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, especially when he heard the barbell-like laughter in his ears, the twitching became faster.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, were you scared and thought you were going to die?!"
“…”
Fujiwara Yu looked up speechlessly at the blonde woman who was laughing at him, especially the way she picked her nose while laughing. He was sure that this person was Ariadna, the goddess who controlled time and space, but the fat accumulated around her waist... Well, the food has been pretty good in recent years.
Ariadna, who was sitting cross-legged on the throne, noticed Fujiwara Yu's unchanging Sima face. She stopped picking her nose, skillfully made an "OK" gesture, and then flicked her index finger casually. The piece of booger the size of a marshmallow fell accurately into the red tea cup beside her.
beng~
Boogers actually have sound effects.
No, even the entire space was inexplicably filled with the cheering sound effects that only appear when a basketball arcade shot is successful.
Fujiwara Yu, who witnessed the whole process, narrowed his eyes. He was not surprised by Ariadna's unpresentable behavior. He just wanted to sigh: It turns out that the goddess's booger is also at the goddess level. It is really not a size that ordinary humans can pick out.
"Hey, why aren't you surprised at all? Or rather, you're not surprised at all to see me?" Ariadna suddenly twisted on the throne like a snake. She couldn't wink but she forced herself to squeeze her eyes. There was no beauty in her expression at all. It seemed that this person was not right. The cerebellum and cerebrum of this god were not developed normally.
Anyway, does God have a brain?
Fujiwara Yu thought it would be better for him not to be curious about Ariadna. He was worried that if he asked this question, she would open her skull on the spot to show him her cerebellum and brain, and ask herself: Is my head also perfect?
He sighed deeply, thinking of the scene just now, and nodded in agreement:
"I'm really surprised. I didn't expect the size of the goddess's booger to be so..."
“stop!
Damie, damie, damie, damie!
"Ariadna's neck suddenly stretched infinitely in front of Fujiwara Yu, and she directly taught him, "Handsome guys shouldn't use such ng words. You can say 'nose*' as Morinaga rock salt toffee."
Fujiwara Yu reached out and pushed the large face in front of him away. He thought back to when he first saw Ariadna, and thought she was a very beautiful and elegant goddess. Now he really wanted to punch his past self. This thing in front of him didn't look like a goddess at all.
"Don't talk about this nonsense. The outside world has become like that. Is it you who caused the mess?"
Ariadna curled her lips in dissatisfaction. Why was the "servant" she chose so boring? Last time when the goddesses gathered, Elonatlan, the goddess in charge of appearance, was still showing off that the world her "servant" went to was full of cursed spirits. In order to express his love for the goddess, the "servant" even named all his domains after her.
Tsk, why is this guy in front of me so uninteresting? He even always looks like he despises me. Doesn't he know that goddesses' boogers all taste like caramel milk? What a clueless guy.
Forget it, I won’t bother with this guy.
Anyway, the day he completes the main task, he will receive a huge bonus of 10,000 years' salary from the Lord God. When the time comes to meet the next "servant", he must open his eyes wide and choose carefully, and never choose such a boring guy again.
Ariadna coughed twice, and she instantly restrained her nature. She sat dignifiedly on the throne and whispered softly:
"Well, I really failed just now. My inner personality would occasionally pop up for a while, but I've suppressed it now."
If she hadn't picked up the cup of black tea mixed with her own boogers and taken a sip, Fujiwara Yu would have almost believed it.
"Oh, let's get down to business."
"I summoned you here to tell you that your main quest has begun and the Son of Destiny has been born, so you will find that the world has become a little different." Ariadna put down the elegant red teacup in her hand and explained with a smile.
The birth of the son of destiny?
Fujiwara Yuu frowned immediately. Could it be that Edogawa Conan had just been born in the world he lived in? Then... the person he was going to look for was not an adult, but a newborn baby.
This, you want me to be a nanny?
Ariadna seemed to have seen through Fujiwara Yu's inner thoughts. She curled her lips, shook her fingers, and said with a smile:
"No, I'm not asking you to be a stay-at-home dad. Your biggest mission in this world is to help the Son of Luck break Conan's first year. Otherwise, your world will stagnate except for technology!"
"What do you mean? Are you saying our lives will be suspended in the same year?"
"That's right. The natives of this world wouldn't feel strange, but as an outsider, it's different for you." Ariadna couldn't stand the ladylike appearance anymore. She crossed her legs and slumped on the throne, saying lazily, "So if you don't break Conan's first year, you might have to work all year round for the rest of your life~"
Open all year round!
Bang!
When Fujiwara Yu heard these four words, he felt his heart pounding violently. He really didn't want to be a corporate slave who had to be on call for the Metropolitan Police Department 24 hours a day. It would be better for him to die than to have to work all year round.
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