Chapter 248 Bear Dung Bomb



Due to the severe impact, all the airbags in the car popped out.

After experiencing a dizzying collision, the two were hit by the sudden deployment of the airbag and fainted.

Seeing the car overturned on the ground, several figures ran out of the woods and approached.

Cuihua: "Oops! Did I use too much force? These two seem to be in trouble!"

Baihu: "Humph! That would be great! Who told them to bully Meng Fei!"

Wolf King: "But didn't Meng Fei tell us not to hurt humans?"

Little Fox: "Humph! Are the people of Plaster Country considered human? I heard from my third grandmother that they invaded China many years ago! At that time, it can be said that there was a lot of suffering and corpses everywhere! So they deserved to die! Humph!"

Little Squirrel: "Hey! Look! That big bald guy seems to still be alive!"

A group of small animals rushed to the door to check.

At this time, Watanabe Ichiro's eyelids moved, and he slowly opened his eyes, but when he saw a huge tiger head appear in front of his face, he screamed in surprise.

"Ah!!! Tiger!!!............." After saying that, his eyes rolled back and he fainted again.

The little animals looked at each other, not knowing how to deal with these two bad guys.

After a discussion, they unanimously decided to release the two men, but they couldn't let them go in vain, they still had to teach them a lesson before leaving.

After discussion, it was unanimously decided that the smaller squirrel would complete the task.

Big Bear first crawled into the bushes nearby, made a few muffled noises, and then came back with a pile of hot poop in his hands.

Seeing this, all the small animals took several steps back. Only the little squirrel stayed where he was, with a look of fear on his face, hesitating whether to continue the task or not.

But when he saw the expectant expressions on the other friends' faces, he finally made up his mind, pinched his nose with one hand, grabbed a pile of poop with the other hand, and rushed into the car.

With a "pop" sound, the little squirrel slapped all the poop on Watanabe Ichiro's face, then returned several times, smearing poop on both of their faces.

In the end, still feeling unsatisfied, the little squirrel defecated again and stuffed it into the nostrils of the two men.

Just as the little squirrel was about to get out of the car, a strong pungent smell suddenly came out from inside the car. The little squirrel was startled and followed the smell and found an oil pipe that was still leaking oil.

The little squirrel naturally didn't know what the oil pipe was used for, but the pungent smell did make it a little dizzy.

The little squirrel's eyes suddenly lit up. He pulled hard a few times and pulled the oil pipe out a few inches. Then he aimed it at the two people and poured it all over their bodies before he was satisfied.

Seeing the miserable looks of the two men, the little animals nodded in satisfaction, got up and walked towards home.

As soon as they left, Ozawa Nanajiro in the off-road vehicle was awakened by the strong stench of feces.

"Ugh~~~What the hell is this smell~~Ugh~~~" Ozawa Nanajiro was retching due to the smell.

Suddenly he felt his nose a little stuffy, and it took him a long time to pull his right hand out of the gap of the airbag, trying to pick out the foreign object in his nostril.

However, things did not go as he wished. The little squirrel's stomach was not in good condition during this period, so its feces were a little wet and soft.

Nanajiro Ozawa put his finger into his nostrils and dug it hard!

Suddenly, all the feces in his nostrils were squeezed into a ball, blocking his nostrils tightly.

In an instant, a foul smell several times more irritating than just now rushed straight to the top of Ozawa Shijiro's head, almost making him pass out.

After a long time of effort, he finally blew the squirrel poop out of his nostrils.

"Ugh..... It's so fucking disgusting!! Ugh... Who on earth did this!!! It's so abominable!! It must be Meng Fei!! It must be him!! Shrimp and pig heart! Shrimp and pig heart!!!"

Ozawa Nanajiro's face turned red, with temporary anger in his eyes, and he roared through gritted teeth.

After a while, Ozawa Nanajiro calmed down, reached his hand into the gap and fumbled around for a while, and finally found the cigarettes and lighter in his pocket.

Prepare to take a pill to sober up first, and then think of a way to escape from the car.

“Crack!”

A light blue enchanting flame spurted out from the lighter and lit the cigarette in his mouth.

Ozawa Nanajiro took a deep breath, his face full of satisfaction.

At this moment, a streak of ash with sparks fell from the cigarette butt and landed directly on him.

The next second, the gasoline that had just been poured on it instantly caught fire and the flames spread rapidly. Ozawa Nanajiro screamed in horror. He twisted his body frantically, trying to put out the flames, but the fire grew bigger and bigger, and the entire car was filled with thick smoke.

In a panic, Nanajiro Ozawa tried to open the door and escape, but found that the car door was deformed and could not be opened, and he was also squeezed tightly by the airbag.

He banged on the car window desperately and shouted loudly, but his cries for help were drowned out by the raging fire.

The fire became more and more fierce, the temperature inside the carriage rose sharply, Ozawa Nanajiro's clothes were burned to ashes, his skin was burned, and he was in great pain.

At the last moment of his life, the figure of Meng Fei emerged in his mind, and his heart was filled with regret and fear.

With a loud bang, the off-road vehicle exploded, and flames shot up into the sky. Ozawa Nanajiro and Watanabe Ichiro, along with their crimes, turned into ashes and disappeared into the mountains and forests.

The little animals had not gone far when they heard a huge explosion behind them and hurriedly turned around to look.

They saw a thick black smoke rising from the direction they had just left.

The little squirrel was stunned, and looked at Big Bear beside him, somewhat uncertainly.

"Big Xiong! What have you eaten these past two days? Why is your poop so powerful!!"

Although Xiong Da was also confused, he still retorted.

"Get lost! Stop looking for trouble! If you keep showing off to me, don't blame me for slapping you!"

(Ding Dong: The top three gift givers for August are announced.)

@The Lucario who is not doing his job

@Drunk Forest God

@T染染

The above three people can get vegetables and fruits grown by the author himself, which are all specialties with Northeast characteristics.

There are heart-shaped plums, sand apples, sweet berries, fresh hazelnuts and girls.

All of them were planted by the author himself.

The welfare policy will continue in September, so readers who want gifts, hurry up.

In fact, you don’t have to spend money on gifts, just give three free gifts every day to generate love.

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