Chapter 253: Deye's Chicken Bitten by a Duck



Hearing Second Aunt's roar, Uncle De was so frightened that his legs went weak and he quickly hid behind everyone.

In fact, in their country, people's mindsets are very open, and it is not uncommon to go out naked on the street. But now, for some reason, facing the rebuke of his second aunt, he felt a little scared and felt fear unconsciously.

Seeing this, Meng Fei hurriedly walked up to his second aunt to smooth things over.

"Haha, Second Aunt, this is my friend, a foreigner. It's my fault for not finding him some clothes."

Hearing Meng Fei's words, Second Aunt's expression suddenly became strange. She looked at Master De, who had half of his head exposed, behind the crowd, then leaned close to Meng Fei's ear and whispered.

"Gouzi, your foreign friend is from Africa? I heard that people there are naked, including women, but I don't think his skin looks like that. It's fair. Oh, could your friend have sneaked in from the Russians? That's not okay. It's illegal. Call the Security Bureau right away!"

"Hahaha, Second Aunt, don't worry. He came to China to record a show. Have you heard of Wilderness: Man vs. Wild? He is a big star." Meng Fei explained with a smile.

"What kind of stars are naked? I only know that the stars in Plaster Country are always naked when filming movies, I haven't seen stars in other countries..." Second Aunt was talking, and seemed to feel that it was inappropriate to say this to Meng Fei, so she quickly shut her mouth.

Meng Fei also tactfully did not continue the question, but crossed it out and asked:

"By the way, Second Aunt, what do you want to see me about?"

Second Aunt patted her thigh and laughed.

"You said my brain was so bad that I almost forgot the important thing. Well, do you still remember the grandson of your grandfather's brother? He called and said he is getting married next week. Your second uncle and I are thinking about going together. Do you think it's okay?"

"What! Meng Lei!! That kid Meng Lei is actually getting married!!" Meng Fei said in surprise.

Meng Lei is two years younger than Meng Fei. He was Meng Fei's best friend besides Qiu Bo when he was a child. However, when he was in the third grade, something unexpected happened to his family, so they moved to a village far away. Since then, the two have never met each other again.

Now hearing the good news that Meng Lei was getting married, Meng Fei was naturally very excited.

"Okay! I'll take you with me then. I haven't seen this kid for almost twenty years, and I don't know how he's doing now." Meng Fei said excitedly.

"Okay, I'll tell your second uncle. Okay, I see you guys are going up the mountain with all these bags, you should tell that naked foreigner to wear more clothes, there are snakes, insects, rats and ants on the mountain, he might get bitten again. Let's go, let's go."

After saying that, Second Aunt turned around and walked towards home.

After seeing Second Aunt leave, Master De walked out slowly, looking in the direction where Second Aunt left with a look of fear on his face.

"Oh! Meng! The women in your China are so fierce. That shout just now scared me so much that my legs went limp." Uncle De said with some lingering fear.

"Hahaha, Chinese women are very gentle. Northeastern women are the exception. We are passionate and unrestrained! Hahaha. Okay, I'd better go find you some clothes. It's not safe for you to go up the mountain in this outfit."

After saying that, Meng Fei went back to the house and found a set of his own clothes for De Ye. Fortunately, the two of them had similar body shapes, so the clothes fit De Ye well.

Then, a few people headed towards the mountain in a mighty manner.

It was already past three in the afternoon, and the sun was slowly setting towards the horizon from its highest point.

Meng Fei glanced at the sky and said to everyone, "It's a little late for us to go up the mountain today, so we won't go deep into the mountain. If you still want to go up the mountain tomorrow, we can bring enough things and stay in the mountain for a day. Some fruits in the mountain are ripe now, maybe we can have a big harvest."

Hearing Meng Fei's words, several people looked excited and nodded in agreement.

At this time, several people walked along the small river in the backyard towards the upstream direction.

As they were walking, they suddenly heard the sound of ducks in the front. De Ye and Bear Grylls' eyes suddenly lit up and they stopped the people who were about to move forward.

"Haha, there's a wild duck. Don't move. I'll catch it and we'll have an extra meal tonight!"

After saying that, the two of them picked up a wooden stick and carefully moved towards the direction where the sound came from.

Meng Fei grinned. He didn't believe that Bear Grylls and his friend could catch a wild duck with just a stick.

Wild ducks are very smart creatures. Once there is any movement around them, they will be alert at the first moment, take off and run away, and even getting close to them is a problem.

After Bear Grylls and the other two left, Meng Fei and the others sat on the ground and chatted.

"Meng Fei, now that you have won the title of Asia's God of Cooking, what are your plans for the future? Do you want to develop in Kyoto? After all, the stage there is bigger and broader." He said slowly.

"Yes, Brother Meng, with your title of Asia's God of Cooking, you will definitely enjoy endless wealth and glory after you arrive in Kyoto!" Long Jian echoed.

Meng Fei smiled and shook his head, without any emotion on his face.

"I'm a country boy, I'm not used to the life in a big city, it's better here, quiet and free."

After saying this, Meng Fei looked towards the mountains in the distance and continued:

"And as you can see, I still have so many mouths to feed at home. I can't bear to leave them."

The two Liu elders looked at each other, smiled bitterly, and said nothing more.

Just then, a cry of surprise suddenly came from not far away.

"Oh! Shit! Help!"

Meng Fei's face changed slightly when he heard the voice, and he stood up immediately:

"Oh no! Don't let anything happen to Bear Grylls and the others!" After saying that, Meng Fei hurriedly ran towards the direction where the sound came from.

After running more than ten meters, Meng Fei stopped and saw that De Ye was spinning on the ground with a red face, and a duck was hanging from his crotch.

At this moment, the duck was biting his crotch tightly, and even shook it vigorously from time to time, causing Uncle De to howl in pain.

Bear Grylls also had a helpless expression. After filming so many episodes of wilderness survival, he had never encountered such a situation.

"Oh! Shit! Bell! Please help me get him down!" De Ye shouted in pain.

"Bald De! It's not that I don't want to help you, but this duck is biting too tightly. I'm afraid that if I use too much force, I will pull your good brother down with him." Bear Grylls spread his hands and said helplessly.

When Meng Fei saw this scene at this time, he burst out laughing.

He quickly walked up to Master De, gently patted the little duck under Master De's crotch and said.

"So it's you. Okay, okay, why are you still addicted to it? Just let go. I promise they won't hurt you."

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