Seeing this, Meng Fei couldn't help but burst into laughter, but the next second, the stinky fart, as if installed with a GPS navigation system, flew directly into Meng Fei's mouth and nose.
Meng Fei's whole body froze, his face began to turn purple and blue, and he ran out of the room, holding onto the door frame and breathing in big gulps of fresh air.
After a while, Meng Fei calmed down a lot. He took some toilet paper, made two paper balls, blocked his nose with them, and went into the house again.
At this time, the first victim, the little squirrel, was still lying on the kang, foaming at the mouth and staring at his legs.
Meng Fei felt really distressed when he saw the little squirrel's appearance. He saw with his own eyes that the little squirrel took a full gulp of liquid.
But Meng Fei was not worried. He thought the little squirrel would be unconscious for a while at most and would not be in any serious condition.
Meng Fei grinned and continued to massage the female squirrel's belly.
After a while, the mother squirrel's stomach began to growl again, but this time what came out was no longer a smelly fart, but more than a dozen large and hard poop eggs.
The eggs collided with each other, and even made a crisp sound like stones colliding.
The female squirrel, who originally had a painful expression on her face, now looked much more relaxed and slowly opened her eyes.
When he saw Meng Fei in front of him, he was stunned for a moment, but came to his senses the next second and smiled a humane smile.
"Thank you for saving me~~ You are so nice~~ Hmm?? Why do you stink so bad??"
The female squirrel was originally smiling sweetly, but as she was smiling she smelled an extremely strong stench.
After looking around, she saw more than ten eggs under her, and her face immediately blushed.
She screamed in shame and ran out of the house, disappearing without a trace.
Meng Fei grinned, put the poop and eggs into a plastic bag, tied it up, and threw it out the door. Then he opened all the windows and doors to let in some air.
After a while, the unconscious little squirrel slowly opened its eyes, and the first thing it did after waking up was to look around.
"Meng Fei!! Meng Fei!! Where is my girlfriend!! Where is my baby!!!" The little squirrel ran to Meng Fei and shouted anxiously.
Meng Fei pointed to the plastic bag at the door. The little squirrel immediately understood and ran out. Then there were bursts of sounds of turning over the plastic bag.
"Ugh!!! What is this!!! Ugh~ Why does it stink so much~ยท~Ugh~~~" The sound of a little squirrel retching was heard outside the house.
After a while, the little squirrel returned to the house with a sallow face and jumped in front of Meng Fei.
"Meng Fei, what's going on??? Why don't I understand?"
Seeing the miserable state of the little squirrel, Meng Fei suppressed his smile and explained, "In fact, your girlfriend is not pregnant, and she will not have a baby. Her stomach is big and painful because she has eaten too much recently, which has caused gastrointestinal disorders. All the digested food is piled up in the stomach, so it looks like her stomach is big. And it can't be excreted in time, so her stomach will get bigger and bigger, and it will hurt more and more."
After hearing Meng Fei's words, the little squirrel's doubts were all resolved and a wry smile appeared on his face.
"Alas... I thought I was going to be a father, this incident was just a false alarm..."
"Haha, it's okay. There will be plenty of opportunities in the future. Come on!!!" Meng Fei said as he touched the little squirrel's head lovingly.
At this moment, the little squirrel seemed to suddenly think of something, a trace of worry appeared on his face, he looked up at Meng Fei, and said somewhat embarrassedly.
"Meng Fei... do you think... I might have some kind of illness? Otherwise, I wouldn't have been pregnant for so long..."
"puff........"
Meng Fei spat out a mouthful of blood, stared at the little squirrel with wide eyes, and exclaimed:
"Oh my god! How come you know everything! Who taught you this?"
"You don't sleep at night, you're watching your phone, and I can't sleep because of you, so I have to watch it with you."
The little squirrel spread his hands and said helplessly.
Meng Fei took a deep breath, calmed down, and comforted: "Don't worry, you are still young, come on! Work hard!"
The little squirrel nodded, and walked out of the room absentmindedly, muttering to himself as he walked.
"It shouldn't be like this... I kiss so hard every day that my lips are swollen... There's no reason why I can't get pregnant..."
"Wait a minute!!!" Hearing what the little squirrel said, Meng Fei hurriedly called him: "You only kiss each other every day???"
"Yes!! I saw you say on your phone before that kissing can make you pregnant and kissing can make you have a baby." The little squirrel said seriously.
Meng Fei was struck by lightning and cursed the video blogger in his heart.
"I think your approach may be wrong. How about this? You can hide in a corner and watch the White Tiger couple for a few days when you have nothing to do."
"Why are you looking at them? I still have to keep working hard!"
"No!! Just listen to me, just watch for three days and I guarantee you will make your girlfriend pregnant."
Seeing that Meng Fei was speaking so seriously, the little squirrel nodded doubtfully and ran out of the room to find Baihu and the others.
"This little squirrel is such a funny guy...hahahaha."
At this time, Meng Fei was no longer sleepy. Since the news said it would snow after November 1st this year, Meng Fei prepared to tidy up the vegetable garden.
Meng Fei spent an entire afternoon digging out the potatoes, carrots, white radishes, red radishes, green radishes, and carrots and put them in the vegetable cellar.
Then they chopped all the cabbages, put them under the eaves, and piled them up, ready to dry them for a few days and make sauerkraut.
By the time everything was done, the sun had already set.
As the temperature drops, the chirping of insects and birds at night becomes much less frequent, leaving only the rustling of leaves in the wind.
Meng Fei assigned a room to the little monkey and the wild boar king, then went into the room and started browsing on his phone.
No one knew where the little squirrel went, and it didn't come back until Meng Fei fell asleep.
The next morning, Meng Fei was awakened by a phone call. He picked up the phone and saw that it was Qiubo calling, so he pressed the answer button.
"Gouzi!! My mom and I are going back to Mengjiagou today!! Is there anything you need? I'll bring it back for you."
Meng Fei stretched himself, pulled himself together, and replied.
"No need for anything. I just went out a few days ago. I have enough food. You and auntie can just come back. We have everything at home. By the way, is there anything you want to eat? I'll prepare it in advance."
There was silence for a moment on the other end of the phone, and then Qiubo's excited voice was heard.
"Hey!!! Dog!!!??? Has the Hash Toad come out? Can we catch it now?"
"This temperature should be about right. When you come, we'll go down to the river and look for it."
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