Everyone laughed for a long time before stopping.
Meng Fei patted Qiu Bo's shoulder and comforted him, "Don't worry, I've seen Grandpa deal with similar situations before."
As he spoke, Meng Fei threw the sack to the ground, untied the rope at the mouth of the sack, and used a knife to dig out a fist-sized piece of honeycomb.
Then Meng Fei found some hay, threw the beehive into it and set it on fire.
After a while, the beehive and the hay were burned to ashes.
Meng Fei divided it into four portions and handed them to the three people and the monkey respectively, with a harmless smile on his face.
"Well... hehe... now we need the last herbal medicine. See if any of you three can do it. If none of you can, you can use mine."
Several people were stunned, with confusion on their faces, and for a moment they did not understand what Meng Fei meant.
"What, what, what? What do you want to use? You stop talking halfway and you will be without a companion in the future!" Qiubo complained from the side.
Meng Fei pondered for a few seconds and slowly uttered three words.
"Boy's urine..."
"What!!" the three people exclaimed.
"Dog! Are you kidding us? Who would use urine as a medicine inducer?!"
"That's right, that thing is so coquettish, how can I eat it!"
"I don't want it! I won't do it even if you kill me!"
Meng Fei spread his hands helplessly and explained: "There is a saying in Chinese medicine that boy's urine can eliminate all poisons. Combined with the effect of reducing swelling and removing blood stasis of wasp nests, the swelling of the places on your body where you were stung by wasps can be reduced in two days at most.
It’s not like I didn’t warn you, the sting of a wasp is different from the sting of a bee. The sting of a wasp is extremely toxic. Although the swelling can go down naturally, a hard lump will form on the wound after it heals. It will take ten or twenty years to completely remove this hard lump. You have all these stings on your face... I’m afraid it will affect your looks, after all, you haven’t even gotten married yet..."
Hearing this, the three of them looked unhappy.
After repeated attempts, Qiu Bo took the lead and murmured a little embarrassedly: "Well... mine doesn't work... Can anyone lend me some..."
Feng Shuyi and Meng Long were stunned, and their faces looked a little unhappy.
Feng Shuyi: "Well.....mine doesn't work anymore..."
Meng Long: "Mine has also expired......."
After saying that, the three of them turned their eyes to the golden monkey father.
The golden monkey father smiled bitterly and chirped twice.
"Why are you looking at me? My son has already climbed all over the tree. How can this work?"
Finally, the three people and the monkey set their eyes on Meng Fei.
Meng Fei held back his smile, took out a bottle of mineral water from his bag, and drank it all in one gulp.
Then he turned around, unbuckled his belt, and opened the floodgates to release the water.
Hearing the "splashing" sound coming from the opposite side, several people's faces looked a little unhappy. When they thought about rubbing Meng Fei's urine on their faces, they felt uncomfortable all over.
At this time, Meng Feiguang was thinking about peeing on the boys and forgot about the live broadcast.
In the live broadcast room, all the female fans opened their eyes wide with looks of shock.
[Oh my god! No way, don’t you consider us as outsiders? ? ]
[Alas, it’s a pity that his back is facing us. If he was facing us... hehehe~~~]
[As a senior veteran, judging from the amount of water output, the scale of the anchor should be very large! ]
[Oh my! What are you guys talking about?! I don’t understand, but I’m so embarrassed~~~~]
At this time, Meng Fei shook his body, pulled up his pants, turned around, and handed the mineral water bottle in his hand to Qiubo.
"Here, use it sparingly." Meng Fei said with a smile.
Qiu Bo took a deep breath and a bitter look appeared on his face.
"Brother Gou...can you help us mix it? I really can't do it. The smell...is just...too pungent..." Qiu Bo pinched his nose and said with disgust.
Meng Fei shrugged helplessly, poured his urine on the honeycomb ash, then picked up a wooden stick and started stirring it.
It would have been fine if it wasn't stirred. Once it was stirred, the foul smell instantly spread. In addition, Meng Fei had encountered too many things during this period of time, and he was a little irritated, so the smell was even stronger.
The smoke made several people retreat one after another.
The audience in the live broadcast room all widened their eyes when they saw this scene.
[No! The anchor is peeing and playing with mud???]
[Pfft! Hahahaha, this is so funny, the host is so funny! He is so old, but he still pees and plays with mud.]
[The guy above, have you just entered the live broadcast room? If I told you that the mud mixed by the anchor will be smeared on the faces of the other people, wouldn’t you be so happy? ]
[Puff! Puff! Puff! Is this true? Oh my god, are you trying so hard to gain popularity? ? ]
For a while, the live broadcast room was filled with laughter.
Meng Fei quickly mixed the honeycomb mud, put it on leaves, divided it into four portions and handed them to several people, among which Qiubo's portion was the largest.
A few people took it with some disgust, held it in their hands and hesitated for a long time. Finally, for the sake of their own appearance, they used a wooden stick to pick off a small piece and applied it to the places where they were stung by wasps.
The moment the honeycomb mud touched the wound, a sharp pain came from the wound, and several people couldn't help but gasp.
The feeling was even more painful than when I was stung by a wasp just now, and this pain was like someone stabbing my body with a sharp stinger, getting deeper and deeper, and more and more painful.
“Hiss!!! It hurts!!”
"Fuck...Dog, is this thing of yours reliable?!"
Several people persisted with gritted teeth.
Fortunately, the pain came and went quickly, lasting only a dozen seconds before disappearing.
At the same time, the stinging sensation from being stung by the wasp just now disappeared, but the swelling on the face was still there.
Feeling that the pain on their faces was gone, Qiubo and the others wanted to wipe the urine mud off their faces. Seeing this, Meng Fei quickly stopped them.
"Wait!! Wait a minute before applying. Although the toxins on the surface have been removed, the toxins inside the skin have not been completely removed. You have to apply it for at least two hours."
After hearing what Meng Fei said, several people looked as if they had lost all hope in life.
It's not that they don't want to apply it, it's just that the urine mud is too smelly. The smell goes straight to their heads and almost blows their skulls off.
Meng Fei brought a few people back to the apple tree and lit a bonfire. After their clothes were all dry, they left the valley and headed towards Mengjiagou.
(This book is about to enter its climax, blowing up the Yasukuni Shrine toilet!! This is also what I want to write the most, hahahaha!!)
(Thank you all readers for your support and encouragement. I will continue to work hard! Come on!)
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