As New Year’s Eve approached, the children all had their day off and returned to Mengjiagou, and the village began to become lively.
Every day in the village, children set off firecrackers, smash ice holes, play hide-and-seek, throw sandbags, and have a lot of fun.
In the afternoon, the children were tired from playing outside, so they discussed for a while and decided to go to their second uncle's house to play poker.
My second uncle's house is the largest in the village, so it can easily accommodate four or five children.
The children took off their shoes, climbed onto the kang, and each found a comfortable spot to sit down.
When my second uncle and second aunt saw the children coming, they consciously vacated their house and ran to the small shop at the west end of the village to watch the fun.
Before leaving, Second Aunt took out a plastic bag from the cupboard and threw it on the table.
"Here, Auntie fried some soybeans yesterday. They are so delicious. Have some, you little brats!"
When they heard about fried soybeans, the children's eyes lit up. Each of them grabbed a handful and started chewing them.
At this time, Meng Long took out a deck of cards from the drawer and put it on the table.
Meng Long: "There are five of us in total, what should we play? Landlord only needs three people, Chuan Dai only needs four people, and Red A also only needs four people, this......"
All the children were a little worried. Everyone wanted to play with the game and didn’t want to just sit there and do nothing.
At this time, Meng Fei smiled and said, "It's okay, you guys just play. I'm not very good at playing poker, I just watch you guys play."
When everyone heard that Meng Fei didn't want to play, they all laughed so hard that they couldn't stop.
Erluzi: "Okay, okay! Then the four of us can play some fun."
Meng Lei: "I think it's ok, let's just play it, but it's not fun just playing, how about we gamble something???"
When the children heard what Meng Lei said, their eyes lit up.
Every day in the village store, they watch adults playing poker and winning money, and they have been eager to try it, but the money they have is not enough to buy snacks for themselves, let alone play poker.
Meng Long: "Then what can we win? I'm sure I don't have any money, how about we bet on a brain explosion?"
Meng Lei waved his hand: "Tsk! No, no, I'm tired of playing with my brain every day. Let's try something new today."
The children looked at each other, at a loss for a moment, and finally all turned their eyes to Meng Fei.
"Meng Fei! You have a lot of clever ideas. Give us some advice!"
Meng Fei nodded, and after pondering for a moment, his eyes lit up.
"Why don't you guys try drinking cold water?! The fried soybeans are a bit dry!"
Hearing Meng Fei's idea, everyone gave him a thumbs up.
"Yeah! Not bad, not bad! This is a good idea! We have never played it before!"
"It has to be Meng Fei!! Let's just play the game of drinking cold water!"
"Wait a minute, I'll get the ladle and the cup!"
After saying that, Meng Long ran into the kitchen and came back with a large bucket of cold water and a few cups after a while.
A few people also started to chatter and play.
While playing, he did not forget to eat the fried soybeans on the table.
At the same time, the cool water in the ladle was dropping at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Soon the whole scoop was finished, and as a bystander, Meng Fei naturally took on the role of waiter.
Both carrying water and pouring water.
Whenever someone's cup was empty, Meng Fei would immediately refill it, and it would always be full.
Everyone also praised Meng Fei's performance.
But as time went on, the fried soybeans began to produce a wonderful chemical reaction with the cold water in the stomach.
Everyone just felt their stomachs bloated and uncomfortable.
At the same time, a stream of gas began to move along their stomachs to the middle and back of the body.
At this moment, a strange noise suddenly came.
“Puff~”
Everyone looked in the direction of the voice and saw Qiubo with a red face, looking at them nervously.
Meng Lei pinched his nose and said unhappily: "Qiu Bo! Your fart is so damn stinky! What did you eat last night?!"
Qiu Bo straightened up and said stubbornly, "I didn't put it there! Why are you blaming me?!"
As soon as Qiubo finished speaking, another fart sound was heard.
This time the sound did not come from Qiubo's direction.
Everyone hurriedly looked around.
But within two seconds, another fart sounded, followed by one, two, and three.
The fart sounds continued.
"puff!"
“Puff!”
"Puff! Beep! Beep, beep, beep!"
“Gurgle gurgle gurgle~~~”
“Puff!”
For a moment, the whole room was filled with smoke. Meng Fei, who was standing nearby, was so smoked that his face turned green. He quickly put on his shoes and ran out of the room.
The people in the room were fine. As the saying goes, the better you are when you hear a fart, the less you know it’s farted. Their bodies have become immune to farts.
And continued playing.
Meng Fei had already rushed out of the room at this time, gasping for breath.
Looking at the people gradually disappearing in the house, Meng Fei shook his head with fear.
At this time, my second uncle and second aunt came back carrying some New Year's goods.
Seeing Meng Fei standing at the door, he asked.
"What are you doing, dog? Why don't you come into the house? What are you doing standing outside?"
The corners of Meng Fei's mouth twitched violently and he pointed inside the house.
"Uncle and aunt, it's not that I don't want to go in, but this room is really no longer suitable for people to stay in..."
Second Uncle glanced at Meng Fei, not understanding what he meant.
"What are you talking about, you naughty kid? Come on, come on, come inside with me. It's so cold, don't freeze to death."
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