Section 2: "Practice" You Can't Relax for Even a Moment
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I don't.
No, I'll stay.
It's simple. After he laid carpets on the floor of the house, removed some unnecessary furniture, and prepared a cave for me that met Rabbit's expectations, I changed my mind.
He gave so much.
I am just a pleasure-seeking rabbit, woo woo woo.
Eat the unlimited daily supply of fresh fruits and vegetables with tears in your eyes.
Then I grew fatter.
But I am a clean rabbit. I separate wet and dry things, and I separate food from feces. I have gotten rid of the low taste of eating feces. I am not an ordinary rabbit, I am a rabbit that has lost many memories!
I vaguely remember that I haven't eaten dung balls for a long time, and I am not affected by the spring estrus period. The beginning of spring every year is the most annoying time for me. Those stupid fellows who can only live for a dozen years at most just want to chase me to have cubs.
Bah! Every year I have to beat up those ungrateful male rabbits so they will remember.
I instinctively knew that I shouldn't continue like this. I would not do anything that might deplete the source of my life, but I had no idea how to do it, so I could only muddle through in the snowfields and forests.
Now I understand - what I lack is spiritual energy!
Unfortunately, I have lost my memory and don’t remember how to sense and absorb spiritual energy.
Therefore, you must lurk in your natural enemy's home and secretly observe how he practices.
What makes Rabbit frustrated is that I haven't observed any meditation or practice from him...
No, then how did he practice? By sleeping?
So, every night I jumped onto his bed and took over his pillow.
Humph, no matter whether I can discover anything or not, I can use this opportunity to get more of his spiritual power that makes rabbits feel comfortable!
"Practice" really can't be relaxed for even a moment...
Even if I want to lie down, it depends on my strength! Now that I have been targeted by the wolf demon, I can't stay safe in the snowy plains.
You must practice to the point where you can beat up the wolf demon before you can lie down in peace!
One more thing, actually…my little nest is just as comfortable sleeping next to him.
Ahem, nothing much to say. I guess he's specially arranged for my little nest to be filled with abundant spiritual energy so I can absorb it even when I sleep. But I still prefer to stay by his side. After all, there's no middleman taking the difference. I just stick close to him and breathe in—trying to absorb some spiritual energy.
Because I still don’t know how to actively absorb spiritual energy!
Forget it, why worry so much, I'll just sleep. It doesn't matter whether he sleeps in his little nest or not.
If I can't practice, I guess the one who's worried is a lone wolf demon with a lot of chatterboxes. I'm just a simple and cute bunny, why should I be worried?
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The wolf demon's name is Jiang Yue, and his identity is a mysterious photographer.
It turns out that thing is called a camera.
Haha, it’s me, Bunny, whose knowledge is limited and I can’t keep up with the times.
These days, a certain wolf demon is concentrating on studying how to raise a big fat rabbit.
I'm not some delicate little rabbit. I have a powerful digestive system, plenty of strength and skills! Kicking a grown man unconscious is no big deal.
No matter what delicious fruits and vegetables they are, just give them to me. Why be so particular?!
Until one day, Jiang Yue walked over to where I was pooping, holding a tablet, looking puzzled. He observed for a while and said to himself, "Strange, why doesn't my rabbit eat its cecal feces? Is it feeling unwell?"
The rabbit is alert and pricks up its ears.
He thought for a moment, then shifted his gaze to me, who was lurking beside the sofa pillow not far away, observing him: "Could it be that... Rabbit, you already have intelligence?"
My whole body froze, and I turned around silently, curled up into a ball, pretending not to hear.
Even if he doubts me, I will never eat shit!
If the news of me eating shit gets out, I’ll definitely be laughed at again!
Huh? No, when have I ever been laughed at?
Bunny pondered...
Well, that was probably before I lost my memory. Perhaps most monsters wouldn't be able to accept that a cute rabbit monster secretly eats shit, hehe...
If it's a mature monster, it will abandon some of its species instincts! After all, if it becomes a fairy in the future, you can't let people know that fairies also eat shit, right?
Wouldn't that just ruin the image?
Although I am just an ordinary rabbit now, I have had the idol image of becoming an immortal for hundreds of years!
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Jiang Yue likes to hold me and play with me, and he often tells me about his experiences while photographing all over the country. It seems that he simply treats me as his friend.
But at most I would just shake my ears, give a few perfunctory nods, and then concentrate on chewing the vegetables.
It can be said that a thousand words are not as good as a piece of fresh green leaf~
Although I didn't necessarily listen to him, a piece of green leaf was enough to keep me content in his arms. Otherwise... hehe, his clothes would be in trouble!
I, Rabbit, have good teeth. I can chew on all the wooden furniture in the house. I will chew on the wood that has hit my head before. No matter where I go, nothing is spared.
Silly Wolf didn't get angry, he just followed me and advised: "Bunny, don't chew this, it's painted, it's not good. I found you an apple branch..."
You want to get rid of me with just a small branch?
I ignore them all.
He followed me around for two or three months before he suddenly got the idea. He had a flash of inspiration and found basswood that was full of fresh wood fragrance. He polished the whole wood to make it more ergonomic, and even attached spiritual energy to it - only then was he able to successfully buy me over.
Look, this is spoiling.
This is indulgence.
As a result, I, the rabbit, became bolder and sometimes I would just ride on his head! I would press on his chest when he was sleeping, kick over his cup when he was drinking water and then drink the water, and chew on his chair legs to make noises when he was eating.
It's like a demon child descending into the world, rampant and rampant——
I am sure that I have trained the silly wolf demon well, Rabbit.
Isn't this a piece of cake?
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In early spring, the ice and snow have not yet melted, but green buds have already sprouted.
After spending a few months comfortably lying in the wolf demon's house, it's time for me to go out and find some food myself.
The best thing is to eat the tender grass growing in the soil with your own mouth!
While he was out taking pictures with his camera, I jumped to the door lock and successfully opened the closed door - hehe, it was worth it for me, Rabbit, to play dumb in front of him for a whole winter!
Now he must have let his guard down, not realizing that a big rabbit could actually open the locked door by itself.
I jumped in front of Jiang Yue’s good friend and looked into the eyes of the big Ah Huang.
Although I cannot communicate with it, I understand that Ah Huang must also have a free heart!
I bit the rope that tied Ah Huang in a few bites and jumped onto its back.
Let’s go, Ah Huang!
I climbed on its back and kicked Ah Huang's butt, encouraging it to rush out of Jiang Yue's yard.
Soon, Ah Huang and I worked in perfect harmony, and the rabbit and the dog began to run freely in the sun-drenched village.
A fat rabbit that enters a village may be caught and eaten.
But a domestic dog carrying a rabbit running would only be regarded as a wonder and something to be marveled at by the villagers!
We left Jiang Yue's remote residence on the edge of the village, crossed the small snow slope, and began to visit everywhere in the village. Ah Huang was calling his good friend dog outside the neighbor's door. I sat as steady as a mountain on Ah Huang's back, and looked into the eyes of the human with a look of surprise on his face.
"Oh, mom, isn't this Xiao Huang from Jiang Da's cameraman? Why did he bring a fat rabbit to see our Erfu?"
This ignorant human still dared to touch me? I shrank back with a snort of disdain, kicked Ah Huang's butt, and urged him to continue taking me to see the human village openly.
"Oh my god! A rabbit riding a dog!"
"An artist is indeed an artist. The rabbit and dog at home are so talented!"
The neighbors who visited each other in the village were all amused by what they saw.
Soon, the legend about me, the rabbit, spread.
When Jiang Yue returns home in the middle of the night, what will he get...?
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A broken dog leash, a tired watchdog that fell asleep, and a well-fed rabbit that had made a mess of the doorway inside the house.
Jiang Yue looked around and knew what had happened. He took out his mobile phone and saw that the village cadres had taken a video and sent it to him, calling it a wonderful artistic performance.
I leaned over to watch and felt very happy.
A rabbit riding a dog, what a life! Hehe...
The wolf demon was speechless.
Suddenly, he grabbed me by the back of the neck, lifted me up and started poking my head, looking very disappointed with me:
"How could you run around like that?! If you were snatched up by a wild beast and then locked up by humans to be fattened up and eaten, you wouldn't even have a place to cry!"
Rabbit: Poor and innocent, but insincere.
I just enjoy adventure!
Besides, has he forgotten that I am a strong rabbit? Riding Ah Huang around the village and then going out to find tender grass is my safest and most reliable method!
Then he held me down and rubbed my feet with a hot, wet towel, repeatedly and forcefully, until the fur on the soles of my feet became snow-white, and then he let me go.
Rabbit hates him!!
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Because of this incident, Jiang Yue became more and more certain that I had awakened my spiritual intelligence, and he kept nagging me about ideological lessons every day.
I could only cover my ears and pretend to be asleep.
Despite this, his various measures could not stop my free spirit.
Now in the Dharma-Ending Age, he cannot afford the consumption of setting up formations to restrict my movements.
Finally, I had no choice but to compromise. He put a lightweight tracking device on me and repeatedly reminded me that I had to go home before dark - otherwise, after he found me, he would lock me up at home for a few days even if he had to deny me food and water!
Tsk, damn it, it seems like I, the rabbit, am being controlled by the wolf demon.
What about the previous conclusion that the silly wolf had been trained?!
I took it back!
The demon's power is so strong that it can kill a rabbit.
As for me, Rabbit, I have to swallow my anger and practice hard. I will give him a hard time when I get the chance!
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After practicing for a whole spring, the perceived progress is 0.
Haha, Bunny, am I a useless cultivator? I don't believe it.
It must be something I've experienced before! Like... getting hit in the head by artillery fire and being completely blinded!
He ate the fragrant and crispy grass leaves with resentment, unable to understand the reason.
"Rabbit, what are you eating? It smells so good?" The voice of a wolf demon sounded mean, and it pulled my grass leaves, which made me stomp my feet in anger.
Bang bang!
"Oh, are all rabbits so bad-tempered?" Jiang Yue touched my head helplessly and had to hand me food like a loyal servant.
That's about right.
When summer came, I changed from a cute snow-white rabbit in traditional Chinese painting to a down-to-earth light brown rabbit.
The whole rabbit has become thinner and looks more agile.
I'm a bunny, I'm all muscle! (Show)
The silly wolf demon spends all day in the yard looking for rabbits and chatting with dogs. When he is not taking pictures, he is very noisy and cheerful.
He saw that I had turned gray-brown, and he excitedly picked me up and spun me around: "Bunny! Your fur color is similar to mine now. We must be the most destined friends!"
He turned into a wolf and wanted to take me home to play like Ah Huang did, but when I saw his wolf form, I was so scared that I screamed and ran away, and didn't accept his invitation at all!
It’s nothing, the wolf is just too big, it looks like it can really eat me alive in one bite!
Woohoo! I'm so scared!
When he regretfully put away his nature and transformed back into human form, I immediately jumped back and gave him a hard kick in the leg.
Bad monster, he actually turned into a big bad wolf to scare me!
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