Chapter 168: You’ve been married for two months and you still want me to show you how to kiss?
Everyone started joking around, and all kinds of dirty jokes came out one after another. Among them, the most vulgar and embarrassing ones came from Ge Yueji's man Wu Tian.
Lu Beiye was afraid of being shy about warming the wine, and was just about to ask everyone to shut up and stop making noise.
Unexpectedly, Wen Jiusi was not afraid at all.
With his hands on his waist, he said confidently: "As the ancients said, food, sex and nature are all part of one's nature! What's wrong with hugging? If you hadn't been there, I think you would have kissed each other."
This is something worth being happy about, so we should definitely give each other a kiss and celebrate it with love.
As long as you are not shy.
It is others who are shy.
She is a typical queen of bad mouth. Apart from Lu Beiye, she has never suffered any loss from anyone else. How could she let these rough guys get what they want?
Everyone: “…”
They collectively raised their thumbs.
"The battalion commander's wife is so awesome!"
The woman who could tame their cold-faced King Yan was truly extraordinary!
Ge Yueji heard Wu Tian shouting those obscene words in the house, and she was so angry that she ran out with a shovel and pulled his ear to scold him.
"Why is your mouth so nasty?"
"If I shut myself up, I'll die, right? Why did I marry a disgraceful coward like you?"
Others rely on their waists when making love, but he relies on his mouth. Every time they were in bed, he made her feel so embarrassed that she almost broke down. Seeing her embarrassed and angry expression, he was so excited that he almost broke the bed... He made her unable to walk properly for several days, and she was often teased by the military wives she knew in the courtyard.
Said she married a swine!
She's already embarrassed enough, and he still wants to make her embarrass herself further?
“Hey hey hey——”
"Don't hit my mouth!"
"There are so many people here! Give me some face, I will wash your feet when we get back!"
"Who wants you to wash my feet?"
Ge Yueji roared angrily and chased Wu Tian, making him jump up and down.
Everyone laughed happily.
Wen Jiushi stepped close to Lu Beiye's ear and said with a smile, "Welcome home, my excellent champion husband Mr. Lu, do you want to listen to their evening celebration?"
Lu Beiye gritted his teeth, "What do you think?"
Wasn't this something they had already agreed on? She wanted to reward him.
"I think so!"
"But let's have the celebration banquet first. My sisters-in-law and I are ready." After Wen Jiu finished speaking, she turned around and enthusiastically invited everyone to go into the house, as if it was not her who had just talked about the topic of Sese, leaving Lu Beiye, whose ears turned red because of her words, standing outside with a burning chest.
Talking about this topic secretly in front of so many people made him feel extremely ashamed and excited that he might be discovered at any time.
This feeling is in stark contrast to his usual serious image.
Soon the children came back from school, and Lu Beiye calmed down. He arranged for Zhao Shuo to go to the army to call over those who had not come, and also asked Wu Tian to go home and get some bowls, chopsticks, tables, chairs and benches, as those at home were not enough.
Chen Aimei was in the building opposite, watching people coming in and out of Wen's restaurant to prepare things, her face almost twisted with jealousy.
Her man is from Zhaoxi Camp, and this time he lost everything, both face and dignity.
"Shameless bitch!"
"I wonder how long you can be so proud!"
Seeing Zhao Baogang smoking, she rushed over and snatched him away like a cigarette, threw him on the ground and stomped on him, "Smoke, smoke, smoke! Why don't I smoke you to death? You are such a disgrace! I was blind to marry you!"
"Look at them!"
"Look at you again!"
Zhao Baogang was very angry, "Yes, yes, I am a bear, so what?"
He had tried hard enough and did everything according to her requirements and wishes, but in the end, he was still met with her contempt.
After so many years, even if it's just a dog, she should have some feelings for it, right? Why can't she see his efforts?
"Go with whoever you think is good!"
"I will never stand in your way!" he said, then he flicked his sleeves and went into the house.
This made Chen Aimei very angry. She rushed in angrily and shouted, "What do you mean, Mr. Zhao?"
"It means literally, don't you understand?" Zhao Baogang retorted.
He had had enough.
The result will be the same if you continue to endure.
Why bother?
While they were arguing fiercely here, they were having a great time over warming the wine.
Ge Yueji originally wanted to have two tables, but Wenjiu thought it would be more lively if they sat together, so he put the two tables together. When the food was served, everyone's eyes widened.
This dish is simply amazing!
Such wealth!
Seeing Wen Jiu holding the wine bottle and preparing to pour wine for everyone, Xia Huaishan quickly stood up, snatched the wine bottle from her hand and said, "Sister-in-law, please sit down. Why do you need to do such a small thing?"
"It simply buries its ability to make money. If it had a soul, it would probably cry."
Wen Jiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You mean my hand can become a spirit?"
"You can't!"
"It's still easier to control people without brains!" He said as he bent down and poured wine for everyone one by one.
Yuan Fang and her friends didn't drink alcohol originally, but today they were very happy. The children drank soda bought with warm wine, and their teeth were exposed when they laughed.
People were eating and chatting.
Wen Jiu likes to eat fish. Lu Beiye saw that the fish was placed far away from her, so he picked some for her. This made Yuan Fang and the others jealous, and Ge Yueji expressed her jealousy the most obviously.
She stepped hard on Wu Tian's feet.
“Ah——”
Wu Tian trembled in pain, "Why did you step on me?"
"I don't like you!"
Zhao Shuo said with a smile: "Didn't you see what our battalion commander was doing? If you don't learn this, you deserve to be stepped on by your wife."
As he spoke, he picked up some of Yuan Fang's favorite dishes and put them in her bowl, and raised an eyebrow at Wu Tian.
Wu Tian reacted instantly. He not only caught the fish that Ge Yueji liked to eat, but also picked out all the fish bones.
Xia Huaishan gave a thumbs up and said, "The learning results are very good and deserve praise!"
"So you?"
"You've been hanging out with a bunch of married guys like us all day and you haven't learned anything?" Wu Tian seemed to have found a sense of superiority and raised his eyebrows proudly, "You can't do this!"
He wanted to say something more, but Xia Huaishan himself agreed, "I really can't do it!"
The plan to pursue my wife failed just as it began!
Now all we have to do is wait!
Even more aggrieved than a turtle.
But what can we do?
Who does he like?
Wu Tian was speechless after being rebuked. He turned to look at Lu Beiye and Wen Jiu, "Captain, sister-in-law worked so hard to celebrate our success, shouldn't you show some appreciation?"
After hearing what he said, everyone immediately started to make a fuss.
"Yeah yeah!"
"You have to show your appreciation!"
"You can't be stingy with this, you must express your gratitude vigorously! Hug her and kiss her! Don't stop kissing her until she can't breathe!"
Lu Beiye said: "Then you show me first!"
He likes to warm his wine.
But he is very concerned about being seen by others with his little movements and expressions when warming wine and kissing, which makes him feel that his exclusiveness is being violated.
Wu Tian glanced at Ge Yueji and said decisively to Lu Beiye: "You've been married for two months and you still want me to show you how to kiss? You're so shameless, Lao Lu!"
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