Chapter 334: Why are you asking me for something? Why don’t you take a piss and look at yourself?
Lu Beiye smiled calmly, "You said you won't give it to me, so what? My wife has already said she wants to eat meat buns, so I must bring this radish home to her tonight."
Wu Tian interrupted, "Tsk tsk! The wife slave opens her mouth and the stinking smell can be smelled within a radius of 300. Captain Lu, can you leave us some room for survival?"
Originally, he had a certain status in the family, but ever since what Lu Beiye did spread around the courtyard, his status has plummeted.
Ge Yueji always compares him with Lu Beiye, which makes him feel ashamed.
He was almost kneeling down and begging for mercy.
Other men also felt the same way and began to criticize Lu Beiye.
"That's right."
"Can you hold back a little and leave us some room to live? If you keep doing this, my wife will pluck my ears off sooner or later."
"you do not say?"
“My life is miserable.”
Some who dared not speak out also watched eagerly from the side, condemning with their eyes the man who had single-handedly sent them into the sea of fire.
Lu Beiye didn't care about their complaints and continued to stab them in the heart.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
"Hurry up and start shuffling the cards!"
Wenjiu blushed at the teasing, her man was the best in the world.
It's really excellent!
It's hers, hahaha!
One of the couple was criticized by the man, the other was envied by the woman, and the other three players at the table all tacitly agreed not to beat each other's cards and besieged them.
This really spoiled the wine.
"You are cheating!"
Wu Tian said lazily, "Oh! How can this be called cheating? It's just playing cards! I can play any card I want!"
Zhao Shuo was also waiting for Lu Beiye to make a fool of himself! He also chimed in, "That's right! If you can't beat him, make your Captain Lu admit defeat."
Zhang Kun didn't say anything, but his eyes showed his anticipation for this matter.
Wen Jiu raised the cards in his hand and turned around to look at Lu Beiye eagerly, "Captain Lu..."
The shout from Captain Lu made the men present feel like they had turned the tables, and they all made faces at their wives, signaling them to follow his example.
Look how gentle other people’s wives are. How can I be attentive to them when you are like this?
The ending!
Naturally, it was the rolling eyes from your sisters-in-law and the spinning fingers around your waists.
Why are you asking me for something?
Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself?
Lu Beiye pinched Wenjiu's shoulder and said, "I'm here, what are you afraid of?"
Everyone: “…”
Tsk!
I am so jealous.
Is this still a living King Yan?
Bullshit!
Everyone mentioned Jin'er, determined to suppress Lu Beiye and not let him win.
Lu Beiye only played two hands at the beginning, and then he didn't want any of the following hands. He only started when he saw that some of their cards were about to run out.
"Anyone want it?"
“No one wants me to throw it away.”
After he finished playing his cards, everyone was stunned.
"You're gone?"
"right."
Lu Beiye said bluntly, "Logically speaking, I can pick three of you three against one."
"Your radishes."
"Your fungus."
“Your garlic sprouts.”
Wu Tian shouted, "This one doesn't count. You cheated. Let's start over."
"Who wants to come with you again?"
"I'm going home to cook."
"Qingqing, pack your things."
Lu Beiye collected the things from each family and stuffed them neatly into Lu Qingqing's arms behind him. He picked up the stove and went home with the warm wine.
Everyone: “…” Died.
It is said that one would risk one's life for one's brothers!
You stabbed your brother with the knife!
Wait for us!
Before they could finish expressing their ambitions, they were dragged back home by their respective wives.
"I've already gone home to cook for my wife, why are you still dawdling?"
"Your wife and children don't want to eat?"
"It's already dark and you're blind, why don't you leave? Are you waiting for me to carry you on a sedan chair?"
"You are still under the command of Captain Lu, why can't you learn from him?"
…
Listening to the chaotic sounds outside, Lu Beiye raised the corners of his lips with satisfaction.
Wen Jiu saw Lu Beiye's naughty expression and felt like he was hit hard twice.
What to do?
He is so scheming and she loves him so much!
Lu Beiye returned home, moved the stove to a corner, turned around and sat down and asked, "Where are your spoils today?"
"Show it to me."
Wenjiu was silent for a while, then took out an embroidery needle from his pocket.
Lu Qingqing was silent for a while, then took out a sandbag from her pocket.
Lu Beiye's mouth twitched when he saw it. "Is this the spoils you two got today?"
It’s really amazing!
Warming wine: "..."
Not really!
She forgot to put down her needle after sewing and just stuffed it into her pocket. She got so excited while playing cards that she got stabbed twice.
Lu Qingqing touched her nose. This sandbag was her favorite and she never took it out, otherwise it would be gone now.
The aunt and sister-in-law looked at each other.
No one had the nerve to expose anyone else.
After all, they are all very bad.
A typical person who is both bad at cooking and loves to play.
Wen Jiu shamelessly approached Lu Beiye and gave him a back massage, saying in a flattering way, "Can you teach me and Qingqing when you have time?"
"How embarrassing for you that we are so different?"
She won three hands in the whole afternoon, and in the end there was nothing left to play with. The sisters-in-law were grinning from ear to ear, and they all said they loved playing cards with people like her.
She wants to find an opportunity to avenge her past shame!
Lu Qingqing didn't care much about winning or losing, but Wen Jiu wanted to learn from her. She felt that she couldn't embarrass her sister-in-law.
"Yeah, bro."
"Please teach us!"
"My sisters-in-law said they'd like to play with me and my sisters-in-law some other day. You can't just sit there and watch us lose again, can you?"
Lu Beiye asked with a headache: "Do you two know how to remember the cards?"
Wenjiu and Lu Qingqing shook their heads in unison.
"How can you remember this?"
"What about their card-playing habits?"
"Do you still have a habit of playing cards?"
The aunt and sister-in-law were even more shocked.
Seeing that Lu Beiye was an alien, he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth again.
"It would be unfair for the two of you not to lose!"
Lu Qingqing went to cook angrily.
Warming wine: "..."
"Who do you look down on?"
Lu Beiye said directly: "You!"
Wenjiu instantly got angry. She didn't care that Lu Qingqing was not around. She took Lu Beiye's hand and took a bite.
"Are you going to teach me or not?"
She threatened fiercely, "If I don't teach you, you can sleep on the sofa and don't come back to your room."
Lu Beiye looked at the circle of teeth marks on his wrist that she had bitten and snorted, "Teach me, how can I not teach my puppy when he's gone crazy?"
He doesn't want to sleep on the sofa!
Wen Jiu hummed: "That's better!"
"When are you going to teach?"
She wants to go to Xue Shame tomorrow!
Lu Beiye teased her deliberately, "You need to pay tuition to become my disciple. Where is your tuition?"
"I am your wife."
"You still need to pay tuition fees for this status?"
Wenjiu looked at Lu Beiye angrily, as if he was about to pounce on him and bite him at any time.
"My wife can get a discount."
Lu Beiye whispered to Wen Jiu, "The tuition I want is very cheap..."
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