Chapter 414: How can I bear to let my uncle go when he is so handsome? I have to pee on my uncle
Wenjiu was almost crying from the questions she asked, because the questions were too tricky and detailed. She couldn't answer some of them at all. They were harder than the exams.
Fortunately, dinner started soon, and Wen Jiu escaped the disaster. After dinner, she went to the street to play with Chu Xiuli, Chu Yanqing, and Chu Yanqing's 8-year-old son. Xie Tianzong didn't want to be nagged by the old lady at home, so he went with them.
Everyone else was at home playing cards and having a great time.
The streets are indeed bustling.
I am almost dazzled by the wine. I want to take a look at everything I see, and sometimes I don’t even know where to look first.
Although there are many commodities on the streets today, they are far less lively than they are now.
Passing by a flower stall, Xie Tianzong noticed Wen Jiu and looked at him for several seconds before stopping and asking, "What do you want? I'll buy it for you."
Before Wen Jiu could react, Chu Yanqing's youngest son Zhou Muchu had already grabbed Xie Tianzong's trouser legs and jumped up happily.
"Uncle, can I have it too?"
"I want candied haws, ice skates and sugar paintings."
Xie Tianzong looked down at the shoe with two footprints on it, then picked up Zhou Muchu, put his left hand in his pocket and walked towards the sugar painting stall, strolling leisurely and looking extremely handsome.
Zhou Muchu screamed with joy.
"I like it. Uncle, you are fine! Can you fly higher?"
"Do you want me to throw you out?"
"Then don't want it?"
Chu Xiuli and Chu Yanqing looked at each other, shook their heads, and followed him helplessly.
After arriving at the sugar painting stall, Chu Tianzong put Zhou Muchu on the ground and said, "Pick."
After saying that, he turned to Wen Jiu and said, "Pick whatever you like. Don't tell me behind your back that your uncle is partial."
Wen Jiu smiled and said, "Okay!"
She picked a butterfly-shaped one, and Zhou Muchu picked a dragonfly-shaped one, and the two of them ate happily while walking.
Xie Tianzong saw that Zhou Muchu's face and hands were sticky from eating so he walked away silently. However, he managed to stop Zhou Muchu from stopping Wen Jiu who was walking beside him.
Seeing someone performing acrobatics nearby, with flames rising high into the air, Wenjiu was so excited that he almost jumped up.
He immediately raised his hand to take a photo of Xie Tianzong.
"Uncle, uncle, look there!"
"Wow--"
Zhou Muchu's eyes widened with excitement, and he hurriedly let go of Chu Xiuli's hand and rushed inside. Chu Yanqing was afraid that he would get lost, so she followed him quickly, and took Chu Xiuli with her as well.
Only Wenjiu and Xie Tianzong were left here. Xie Tianzong stared at Wenjiu and said, "Can you take your pig's hoof off my arm?"
Pig's trotter?
Why the personal attack?
Wen Jiu was just wondering what was going on when he suddenly saw the sugar stains on Xie Tianzong's arm and immediately and silently withdrew his hand.
Don’t mess with cleanliness!
This is a Virgo, right?
Xie Tianzong took out a handkerchief, wiped the sugar stains on his arm, and turned away.
How inconsiderate!
She is a girl after all. Isn't he afraid that he might get lost if he doesn't keep up with her?
While warming the wine, he shook his head and complained, then he quickly walked to catch up with Xie Tianzong. The two of them squeezed into the crowd to watch the acrobatic performance.
She finds everything she sees interesting and loves to chatter and share with others.
"Uncle, look! How amazing! He's only wearing animal skin in such a cold day."
He has a really big body!
"Oh my God!"
"She was able to climb so high without falling and even balance a bowl on her head."
…
Xie Tianzong found most of what he saw boring. He would occasionally respond, but most of the time he would ignore her wine warming. But he would not say anything to spoil her mood.
After watching the performance, Wen Jiu and Xie Tianzong reunited with Chu Xiuli and her friends and went to the nearby Baicuilou to watch the show.
When they got there, the place was packed with people. Zhou Muchu stretched his neck anxiously to look around, but he was still so crowded that he couldn't see anything.
"What can I do? I can't see!"
"Uncle, can you squat down and let me sit on your neck and watch?"
“Puff——”
Wenjiu couldn't help laughing out loud, sitting on his uncle's neck and watching?
He really dares to think!
Chu Xiuli and Chu Yanqing also laughed, "Your butt is probably about to burst into flowers. Have you forgotten what you did last time?"
Xie Tianzong was in a good mood that day and took Zhou Muchu out to play. However, Zhou Muchu peed all over him. From then on, Xie Tianzong wanted to stay away from him for several years.
Zhou Muchu curled his lips, "How is that possible? How could I pee on my uncle's neck?
"My uncle is so handsome, how can I bear to do that? If I have to pee, I have to pee on my uncle."
"He's so fierce, he deserves to be pissed."
"Hahaha...you little brat..." Chu Yanqing leaned on Chu Xiuli with a smile, her waist almost unable to straighten up.
Chu Xiuli couldn't help laughing either.
Xie Tianzong bent down and pulled his face, "Your mother is right, you have peed on me, your uncle, before."
"Hurry up and think about how to remedy it!"
"Otherwise, you'll be in trouble later!"
After he finished speaking, he looked up and told Chu Xiuli a few words about the wine before turning around and walking back upstairs. Not long after, two people from the opera troupe came out, respectfully invited Wen Jiu and his men in, arranged a seat with the best view of the opera, and even provided tea, water and snacks.
The opera on the stage was very good, but Wenjiu didn't understand it and couldn't quite make sense of it, so he just sat there eating snacks like a mouse.
When she was eating the third piece, Xie Tianzong held down her hand holding the snack.
She looked at Xie Tianzong in confusion.
Mani what is this?
Xie Tianzong said slowly: "Don't eat. Eating too much at night is bad for the spleen and stomach."
Are you born in the Year of the Pig?
You've been eating all the way, why are you still eating?
Wenjiu nodded and said, forget it. It would be a bit of a shame if I couldn't sleep at night after eating too much.
Without food, he couldn't understand the play, so Wenjiu could only look around to find fun for himself. Unexpectedly, he didn't find any fun, but unexpectedly found Qiu Hai in the crowd.
Why is he here?
"Uncle..." Wen Jiu pulled Xie Tianzong's sleeve and whispered, "I have something to go out for a while and will be back soon."
"Wait for me if you want to go home."
Xie Tianzong said calmly: "Don't run around. I won't care if you get lost or kidnapped."
"Don't worry!"
"No one dares to kidnap me!"
"I am the niece of Fourth Master Xie." Wen Jiu flattered Xie Tianzong and immediately got up and went to find Qiu Hai.
When someone suddenly grabbed his arm, Qiu Hai thought it was his former enemy. He was so frightened that he ran away without even turning his head.
Wen Jiu asked quickly, "Why are you running?"
"I am warming the wine."
"Warming wine?"
Qiu Hai turned around in shock and saw that it was Wen Jiu, then he breathed a sigh of relief, "I was so scared, why did you run out instead of staying at home to celebrate the New Year?"
Wenjiu pointed at the stage, "What about you?"
"Just come out for a stroll."
He has no home, so it doesn't matter where he goes, he's alone anyway.
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
