Chapter 180: Is your butt itchy?
Lu Beiye narrowed his eyes, put his strong arms around Wenjiu's waist and pressed her down on the sofa, and said in a low voice: "Is your butt itchy again?"
Wen Jiu blinked and said, "Wrong."
"I was scared just now. You read my mind. What secrets do I have? Now that the crisis is over, I feel very hungry."
"My dear husband, your cute and adorable wife is almost starving. If she doesn't eat, she will be exhausted. Can you make me some food as soon as possible?"
It’s enough to just tease you, but don’t go overboard. Your waist has only just started feeling better a few days ago!
Lu Beiye lowered his head and took a sip of the warm wine, venting his dissatisfaction. He glared at her and said nothing before getting up and going to the kitchen.
Wenjiu licked her lips, sat cross-legged on the sofa, looked at Lu Beiye's handsome back busy in the kitchen, and smiled like a badger that had stolen honey. Teasing Lu Beiye was her daily routine. Although she would occasionally be severely punished, she still enjoyed it.
You have to be a jerk when you have to be a jerk!
This is fun!
It would be so boring to live a quiet life every day.
Soon Lu Beiye prepared the meal, and as usual, he brought the medicine to Wenjiu to drink. Wenjiu thought he had put rock sugar in it like before, so he took the medicine and drank it without any precautions, pinching his nose. After drinking it, he reacted and smacked his lips, and his pretty face instantly wrinkled like a bitter gourd.
She pointed at Lu Beiye in disbelief, and said in a trembling voice: "You, you, how could you have the heart to murder your own wife?"
Lu Beiye smiled, "Really? I thought you wanted to suffer a little."
Flirt with him every day!
And then he ran away!
Does she really think he has no temper?
"I didn't expect that I misunderstood." After saying this, he placed the noodles in front of the warm wine and sat down to start eating.
Lu Beiye made臊子面. The tasty noodles paired with the fragrant minced meat made people drool. In addition, his tempting eating show made Wenjiu's already empty stomach growl. She decided to eat first and let Lu Beiye go for the time being, and settle the score with him in the evening.
They haven't done it for three days, she doesn't believe he can continue to endure it.
She has plenty of opportunities for revenge!
Lu Beiye didn't know that Wen Jiu had such a sinister idea in mind. After finishing his meal and washing the dishes, he went out to the army.
She got up too early in the morning. After having a drink and a meal, she originally wanted to take a nap. But before she got up, Lin Xiulian and the others came over. Olaf jumped over to her and hugged her and acted coquettishly, and soon her sleepiness was driven away.
Ge Yueji and Qian Xuemei each brought someone, Zhao Chunni and Sun Mingzhu respectively. The two people had completely different personalities. Zhao Chunni spoke without blinking an eye, while Sun Mingzhu was shy as she had just gotten married, and the blush on her face didn't go away the whole afternoon.
After teaching everything that needed to be taught, Sun Mingzhu and Wen Jiu both breathed a sigh of relief.
Sun Mingzhu couldn't stand being teased, and Wen Jiu was trying hard to pretend not to understand. Her mind was full of yellow garbage, and she guessed the rest of the sentence before the other person finished speaking. However, in order to maintain her image, she had to force herself not to say anything, and her face became stiff by the end.
Sun Mingzhu ran away as if escaping, and the others also walked away while holding the cloth, joking.
He rubbed his stiff face with Wenjiu, swept up the rags and threads on the ground with a broom, and poured them into the bucket outside. Just as he was about to go in, he saw Lu Beiye coming back.
"Why did you come back so early today?"
"Nothing else, so I came back first." Lu Beiye took off his coat and hung it on the hook at the door. He rolled up his sleeves to show his strong arms and asked Wen Jiu, "Would you like to go with me to the vegetable garden?"
Wen Jiu nodded, "Go."
She hasn’t checked on the vegetables she planted last time, so she doesn’t know how they are growing.
Lu Beiye nodded, bent down and took out a pair of rubber shoes warmed with wine from the shoe cabinet, and squatted down to change them for her naturally, "Lift your feet."
"Okay." Wen Jiu held Lu Beiye's shoulder with her left hand and lifted her feet obediently. After Lu Beiye put on her shoes, they went out.
When they got outside the family compound, Lu Beiye bent down and picked up the pig manure that he had just put there, "Stay away from me, this is pig manure."
"Pig shit?"
Wen Jiu was very curious, "Where did you get it?"
"Ask the chef in the kitchen for it."
The troops were relatively poor, so in order to improve the soldiers' diet and ensure that they had more meat, the comrades in the kitchen raised a lot of pigs, chickens and ducks. They used the feces of these livestock to grow vegetables, and since there was a lot of feces, it was not difficult to get some back.
"So that's how it is!" Wen Jiu nodded and walked in front of Lu Beiye. The vegetable field was quite close, and the two arrived soon. It had just rained and there was still water in some places. Not far from their vegetable field, there was a big puddle, and the water looked quite deep.
Wen Jiu was wondering whether to waft over, but before he could react, Lu Beiye grabbed him from the creaky hole and lifted him to the other side of the puddle.
She was stunned.
Is this a chicken?
Well! Just carry the chicken! It’s a good thing that your shoes are not wet, so why do you need a bicycle?
The garlic sprouts in the field were half a finger deep, spinach and radish grew densely, and the cabbage seedlings were covered by leaves and growing vigorously.
"Wait here and don't run around."
Lu Beiye acted like he was taking care of a child. After giving instructions to warm the wine, he carried the manure basket into the vegetable garden, dug up the soil covering the garlic seedlings with his hands, sprinkled pig manure evenly along the grooves where the garlic seedlings were planted, and finally covered the soil with his hands.
It is easier to make a hole in the cabbage, just put the pig manure in it.
You should have applied fertilizer when you planted the seeds, but it’s not too late now.
You can't spread pig manure on radishes and spinach because it will crush the seedlings to death. After spreading the pig manure, Lu Beiye went back and fetched some water and urine to water the plants.
Nowadays, vegetables are grown using farm manure, which is really good. It does not cause any pollution and is harmless to the human body without leaving any residue.
But the smell is really pungent.
Lu Beiye washed his hands in a puddle, and seeing Wen Jiu standing beside him without changing his expression, he asked, "Don't you think it stinks?"
She loves cleanliness so much and grew up in the city, so she should be disgusted with it, right?
Wen Jiu raised an eyebrow, "It's okay!"
She had used the dry toilet in his house before, so how bad could this little bit of pig manure smell be?
Besides, who doesn’t poop?
What the hell is this?
Where do all these problems come from!
After hearing this, Lu Beiye felt that his understanding of warm wine was still not accurate enough. He stood up, shook the water off his hands, and took the warm wine home. As soon as he walked downstairs, he saw two people at the door, who looked very much like Xie Tianzong.
Wen Jiu poked Lu Beiye, "Do you think the man at the door of our house looks like my uncle?"
Lu Beiye narrowed his eyes and said, "Yes."
Xie Tianzong's temperament is outstanding. No one he has ever met can compare to him. He can see it even in a crowd.
"Then why don't you call my brother over so we can have a simple dinner tonight? I haven't seen him for several days."
"I'll say hello to my uncle first." It would be a bit rude to go directly.
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