Chapter 23 Chapter 23 Extra - My dear, you don't have any martial arts skills...
*Sanming old man's home warning*
*Warning: Real-life meme content*
*Warning: Not related to the main text*
*Aquatic Products Warning*
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Today, the official mailbox of the current government was suddenly filled with a large number of complaint letters.
Other Shinsengumi who continued to send in complaint envelopes only to be told that the mailbox was full and could not accommodate any more lowered their heads, looked at the letter papers in their hands that were filled with their accusations and anger, sneered, then turned around and went online to directly tag the Government of Time.
Because the scale of the complaints against the Shinsengumi was too large, their emotions were so intense that they even caused the communication software that the government had just upgraded to crash.
So, when Kitsunesuke, who was in charge of external contacts, just opened his eyes and crawled out of the quilt, and was planning in his mind what flavor of fried tofu he would eat later, when he arrived at his work station, he looked up and saw a screen full of red dot expedited system information.
Clicking on it, he found a message that read, "Warning, warning, the system has entered a semi-dormant state due to excessive emails exceeding the system load." Kitsunesuke blinked slowly and uttered a dumbfounded, "Huh...?"
Is today April Fool's Day, or is it still asleep?
This is the latest version of the system processor that the technical department just upgraded. It has more than ten times the capacity of the previous one. How could it still crash?!
"I'm still asleep, right?"
Muttering softly, Kitsunesuke pressed the "×" key with one paw, exited the interface and chose one-click cleanup.
Then, the next moment, the familiar red dot expedited system message appeared on the screen again.
Finally realizing he had woken up and that his system had truly crashed, Kitsunesuke: ...
New system, that's it, that's it?! Are you guys from the technical department kidding me?
After shaking his tail, Kitsunesuke, who still didn't know the seriousness of the matter, planned to make a note of it to the people in the technical department, and accuse them of slacking off and not doing their work in the meeting.
Until it received a phone call.
“Boss…Boss!”
The panicked voice of a certain Kitsunesuke, who works in customer service, came over the phone: "Our complaint channel has been overwhelmed by the Shinsengumi!"
Kitsunesuke's expression froze slightly: Complaint?
Wait, our Time Government has been acting like a coward lately! They've even given away resources, Baigua, bah, and even sent Shirayama Yoshimitsu to the dungeon. Why are the Shinsengumi complaining again?!
"Boss..."
The voice of Kitsunesuke on the opposite side suddenly choked up, and his voice trembled slightly because of extreme grievance.
"A Shinsengumi called me to complain. He said he was offended by the seafood he had received from someone claiming to be an employee of our government."
"Bosses above, have any of you hired any new employees? Are you trying to compete with us for the mascot position?"
"I don't like seafood either! Ying..."
Hearing the crying of his subordinate, Kitsunesuke was silent for a moment, and then the whole fox became furious.
"Fuck! Which little devil is out there using our skin to cause trouble?!"
"You want to rob us? There's no way. No, there's not even a crack in the window!"
Aquatic products and the like want to compete with them for the status of mascot?!
Would they act cute and cling to the Shinsengumi's thighs? Would they help the Shinsengumi with paperwork and skip classes and adult content? Would they side with the Shinsengumi and try to get (or steal) resources from the Time Government?
Is it hairy? Can the Shinsengumi be allowed to rub the hair? Does it feel good to rub it?
Turning his head to look at the shiny fur that he had carefully taken care of day and night, Kitsunesuke raised his head with a proud face: Excuse me for being blunt, but in front of us Kitsunesuke, no aquatic products can compete with us.
After figuring out the whole story and knowing that there were goblins outside dancing around in their skins, Kitsunesuke sneered and said in his heart, "The weather is getting cold, it's time to send those little goblins in skins to heaven", then he walked towards the office door with a heroic and confident look.
Pushing open the door and flicking its tail, Kitsunesuke looked up. When his sight fell on a familiar blade shadow, he... suddenly pounced on it, hugged the other's thigh and began to cry.
"Oh my god, Your Highness Mikazuki, this is terrible! There's a group of little demons out there dancing over our heads. They're using our official skin to dance in the minefield of the Shinsengumi masters."
"I'm just a weak and fragile fox, and now I'm looking at my mailbox full of messages and my system being paralyzed by the pressure. My hair is about to fall off."
"Dad, look at us, please save the child!"
The little fox hugged the other's thighs and cried at the top of his lungs, his body shaking. The whole fox was so sad that anyone who heard it would cry.
As the person who was being flattered and called "Dad", Mikazuki Munechika, who was suddenly transferred to the External Affairs Department a few days ago, understood the seriousness of the matter after hearing this and put down the thermos in his hand.
A hint of seriousness appeared on his face, which was so beautiful and delicate that it was difficult to describe in words. His crescent-shaped eyes narrowed slightly, and the golden tassels on the side of his head swayed gently as he lowered his head.
"It doesn't matter. Leave this matter to me, the old man."
The fingers that had taken off their gloves gently fell on Kitsunesuke's head, stroking his fur comfortingly, his voice soft and gentle.
Mikazuki Munechika had the same kind smile on his face as before, like an old man, but at this moment, when Kitsunesuke heard Mikazuki Munechika's words, he subtly sensed a sense of danger.
It was as if the crescent moon, which originally emitted a soft moonlight, suddenly became cold. The moonlight that previously only made people feel quiet and comfortable seemed to be transformed into substance by the cold air.
The unspeakable danger almost made Kitsunesuke jump up, but soon, almost in the next moment, the other party's fingertips, revealing warmth, landed on his brow. The strong sense of security made Kitsunesuke breathe a sigh of relief again. He even couldn't help but slightly raise his head and gently rub the other party's fingers along with the other party's strength.
"Before, it must have been an illusion, right?"
With this vague thought in his mind, Kitsunesuke felt somewhat disgusted with his former self: "Mikazuki Munechika-sama is so gentle! How could he possibly make people feel dangerous?"
As Mikazuki Munechika picked it up and sat at his desk, working while using his free hand to stroke its fur soothingly, Kitsunesuke began to worry about Mikazuki Munechika in his heart.
"Master Mikazuki, you won't be bullied by those little goblins, will you?"
Once this idea arose, it grew wildly like weeds. As Kitsunesuke looked up, he saw the poster boy of their Time Government, the Tsukumogami, who was known as the most beautiful sword in the world, frowning slightly. He was groping on the keyboard slowly and awkwardly, trying to log into the official account. Kitsunesuke could no longer bear it.
"Mikazuki-sama, what are you doing...?"
Mikazuki Munechika, whose attention was drawn to the sound, tilted his head slightly and said, "Hmm?"
Following Kitsunesuke's gaze, he saw his own hands on the keyboard, and suddenly realized: "Oh, oh, are you talking about this?"
"Hahaha, I just want to tell those cute kids not to be fooled by some little goblins from outside. I just want to clarify the rumors."
Waving his hand, Mikazuki Munechika lowered his head again and stared at the keyboard with a serious expression, as if he was studying some tense battle situation.
"Is that so?"
Kitsunesuke sighed: "As expected of His Highness Mikazuki Munechika, his methods are so gentle."
"Hmm... what is this thing called? It seems like it requires input of some numbers?"
Looking up dazedly, Mikazuki Munechika looked at the account avatar with his photo on it, which had suddenly dimmed. He was puzzled and asked, "Should I click OK?"
Turning his head, Kitsunesuke's pupils trembled when he saw the screen clearly: "Wait, stop it!"
"Your Highness, that's account suicide, you can't click it!"
With a light click of the mouse, he accurately pressed the "OK" option under Kitsunesuke's heartbroken gaze.
Mikazuki Munechika looked at the news of "suicide successful": ...
Hahaha, I seem to have done something extraordinary.
Kitsunesuke, petrified on the spot: ...
I actually forgot that these Ping An old knife guys are all idiots in electronic technology. They don’t know anything and rely on blind guessing!
"Your Highness, how about you take a look at the computer introductory manual first?"
After a long time, Kitsunesuke's voice was heard.
Looking down, he saw the thick instruction manual placed before him. Mikazuki Munechika said: ...
"Hahaha, it seems... a little difficult to understand."
Turning a page, it was like reading a book written in heaven. Mikazuki Munechika looked at the obscure symbols and the smile gradually disappeared.
An elderly person who never surfs the Internet or has never been exposed to the Internet has died.
The issue regarding the relationship between the aquatic products and the current government is still fermenting, and more and more Shinsengumi are squatting under the official account, holding rotten eggs and slippers in their hands, ready to make a move, ready to slap the official in the face at any time.
Then, something happened that exploded the Shinsengumi forum.
The officially certified official account with Mikazuki Munechika's avatar and name silently sent a message.
"You're putting a thorn in the side of a small organization like our Time Government, a senior who's just starting out on the internet. You have no martial ethics, kid..."
Shinsengumi: ...
Shinsengumi: ???
Shinsengumi:!!!
The Shinsengumi who initially suspected they had seen it wrong were all shocked after they confirmed that this was indeed the account of some hahahahaha demented old Blade.
"Grandpa, you can actually surf the Internet!"
"It's not fake! Aquatic actually forced Old Man Blade to go online himself!"
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So, on this day, all the Shinsengumi were discussing one thing, and when they clicked on the popularity rankings, they found that all the content was surprisingly similar.
#三日月孟深hardly learned the computer and logged in himself#
#The judge exclaimed in awe#
#Little friend, you have no martial ethics#
What? You said that the aquatic products that triggered this incident were not mentioned in the end?
Ah, maybe... I'm just too lazy to pay attention.
After all, a certain seafood company has provided so many jokes to everyone that it’s hard to count them all.
There is no need to say much about everything. Just say "You have no moral ethics, kid" and "You will learn from your mistakes", and those who understand will understand.
Of course, Mikazuki Munechika probably didn't have the energy to pay attention to the turmoil outside.
Having read most of the computer user manual without any effort, Old Man Blade, who had struggled to type out those words with two-finger strumming, had collapsed in exhaustion on the chair, staring at the ceiling with a dazed look on his face.
"...It's really... not easy for the Shinsengumi to be so proficient at typing on a keyboard."
After a long moment, Mikazuki Munechika sighed, "Old man, my two fingers are in terrible pain right now."
But no matter how difficult it is, we still have to get the words out.
after all……
He lowered his eyes slightly, and the eyelids on his lower jaw half covered his eyes, also hiding the cold light in his eyes.
Kitsunesuke wasn't wrong; he was genuinely angry. Those Shinsengumi, those adorable children, were the very people these Tsukumogami cherished dearly. They absolutely couldn't tolerate anything dancing in front of them.
What's more, it's under their name.
Putting away his wandering thoughts, Sangetsu Munechika inadvertently saw the thick dictionary spread out beside him, and his expression became stiff again.
'goodbye. '
'Learning Chinese characters wasn't this difficult back then!'
"The computer is simply an anti-sangshen existence!"
At this moment, a thousand-year-old god lost his dream, and Ge You collapsed in a chair thinking about his life.
Kitsunesuke covered his face and couldn't bear to watch: I don't have the heart to tell you, nowadays, no Shinsengumi uses two-finger typing.
Also, do you know about voice input?
The author has something to say:
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A long time later, Mikazuki Munechika came across the voice input function: ...
#The complicated feelings of an old man who has been playing with two fingers for years when he suddenly learned about voice input#
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This extra, those who understand will understand (side-eyed smile)
Good night, my little cuties! ! ! !
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