Chapter 78 Chapter 78 Puppet Sanming and Yokohama Bandage Spirit...
It's hard to describe in concrete words what it's like to live with Dazai Osamu.
Not bad or terrible, but fantastic.
"Why?"
He never expected that the doll he picked up would give him this answer. Sitting astride a chair with nothing to do, Dazai Osamu rested his chin on his arm and dragged out a long tail tone. He raised his eyes with a little surprise, and curiosity flashed in his iris-colored eyes.
Dazai Osamu looked at Mikazuki Munechika who was sitting in front of him properly, ignoring the mat that the other person had pulled out from somewhere, and became interested.
"I thought you would answer 'Ah - this guy is inhumane' or 'Dazai is a very good person'"
Dazai paused, then regained his normal tone and continued, "And so on. But I never expected Mikazuki to give such an unconventional answer."
Hearing what Dazai Osamu said, Mikazuki Munechika, who was holding a teacup that he had gotten from somewhere, paused in drinking his tea, then lowered his head slightly as if thinking, as if he was lost in thought.
As Mikazuki Munechika moved, the golden tassel in her hair swayed slightly, which made Dazai Osamu, who noticed this inadvertently, have the urge to pull it off and hold it in his hand.
Her fingertips moved, and just when Dazai Osamu was wondering whether he would be beaten if he pulled someone's hair accessories, Mikazuki Munechika on the other side slowly gave her the answer.
"Hahaha, that probably means... I'm not human."
Mikazuki Munechika, looking completely scoundrel, took a sip of his tea. Then, narrowing his eyes and smiling, he looked at Dazai Osamu, who looked at him with a look of "How dare you pull that?" and said with a smile, "Well, isn't what I said the truth?"
After saying that, Mikazuki Munechika raised his arms to make it easier for the wide sleeves to slide down along the inclined angle, revealing the unique split line on his body that was unique to the doll.
Dazai Osamu knew in his heart that he was being teased by the other party:——
There was a moment when I really wanted to poke her head.
Noticing the change in Dazai Osamu's expression and realizing that he was not angry or had any other intense negative thoughts, Mikazuki Munechika concealed the smile in his eyes.
'Isn't this a very easygoing child?'
Although there was a frightening and dangerous aura when they first met, Ren felt comfortable with him after getting along with him for a while.
Ignoring the cruel and unauthorized secret inquiries and various tests he had encountered during this period, Sangetsu Munechika praised the other party with a carefree attitude.
Of course, it cannot be said that Mikazuki Munechika is a good person, but she simply does not care about Dazai Osamu's various little actions.
Dazai Osamu wasn't exactly cute, but he wasn't annoying either. He could even surprise her occasionally.
Thinking of this, Mikazuki Munechika took out another snack from his divine realm, which he had put in there at some unknown time, and then pushed it in the direction of Dazai Osamu, indicating that he should eat some.
After all, he had been here since three or four in the morning, and this troublesome junior in front of him hadn't eaten anything yet. Not even a sip of water.
Seeing that the puppet in front of him had taken something out of the void again, Dazai Osamu walked over as if it was nothing unusual and took a look at the snacks on the exquisite small tray.
"Tea again..."
Dazai Osamu, who had been fed for a week, stared at the pastries in front of him with a bitter look, and felt a little pain in his cheek.
"Don't you have any other snacks?"
He seemed unwilling to give up. Even though this question had been answered before, Dazai Osamu still raised the question again: "Can anyone really eat something this hard to swallow? This is not a snack at all, but a hidden weapon to murder people!"
Even inviting people to afternoon tea is actually a new form of punishment and torture!
Looking at the soft and sweet snack in his hand, Mikazuki Munechika put it in his mouth, tasted it carefully, and gave the same answer as before.
"Really? But I really think this snack is delicious, so I wanted you to try it too."
Facing the sincere expression of the doll in front of him, Dazai Osamu was suddenly speechless: ...
Perhaps it was because the doll's eyes were too beautiful, or perhaps for some other reason, but Dazai Osamu suddenly couldn't say anything else. He only felt his fingertips becoming more itchy and unbearable.
Dazai Osamu lowered his eyes slightly, suppressing the sudden urge in his heart.
'Tsk.'
Forget it. If I really did it, I'm afraid it wouldn't be...
After his mind wandered, Dazai Osamu sat down casually, picked up a piece of cake and stuffed it into his mouth.
Despite being prepared, Dazai Osamu was still choked and unable to utter a word.
Seeing this, Sangetsu Munechika looked at him in surprise, but he couldn't help but pat Dazai Osamu's arm. When Dazai Osamu turned his head to look at him, he asked, "Is it really that bad?"
Weren't you acting and deceiving her before?
After realizing that the other party didn't believe his previous sincerity, Dazai Osamu said: ...
Is my credit score low?
Dazai Osamu felt a little unhappy for a moment, so he made a very childish and immature gesture.
He turned his head without saying a word, his back facing Mikazuki Munechika.
I never expected that the other party would be so angry that he didn't even bother to say a word, and even acted like this: Mikazuki Munechika:???
Ah this...
Although his child has rarely shown any childishness and finally has the vigor and vitality that should be possessed by this age group, why does the old man still feel a little guilty?
Isn’t this a good thing?
Mikazuki Munechika, who had no idea what was going on inside and had no idea how dark he was, thought so and said he had no intention of coaxing the child. He just lowered his head and prepared to continue drinking tea and watching the show.
It was this bow that made Mikazuki Munechika realize something was wrong.
Staring at the strange yet familiar pastries on the plate, Mikazuki Munechika frowned slightly and fell into deep thought.
"Hmm... this plating and the appearance of the snacks seem a little familiar?"
How else to explain why she felt a slight stomachache when she saw it?
But he couldn't remember where he had met Mikazuki Munechika, so he could only sit there and think hard.
And Dazai, the childish ghost, Osamu, who was thrown aside and ignored: the mouth of a puppet, the deceitful ghost.
I really believed what you said before.
Just when Dazai Osamu was almost unable to resist turning back to poke Mikazuki Munechika's head, Mikazuki Munechika suddenly had a picture and remembered something.
Then, the next moment, Mikazuki Munechika suddenly stood up, looked at Dazai Osamu and said, "Spit it out!"
"Those things are not for eating!"
Those things are prank props of another naughty kid!
In my memory, there always seem to be a few unlucky people who start to behave strangely after eating these tampered pastries.
Passing out on the ground was fine, but there seemed to be a red-haired guy standing on the torii gate, laughing and yelling something like "Tianwu... Number One"? Oh, right, there seemed to be a dumpling that a tea friend used to feed horses in here. Did my unfortunate child eat it?
Mikazuki Munechika, who had vaguely realized something was wrong, began to carefully look through the pastries he had taken out earlier and clean them up carefully.
On the other side, Dazai Osamu, who suddenly learned the truth, felt his face turn green.
Having opened the door to knowledge (bushi), Mikazuki Munechika still felt that the excitement was not enough. She began to carefully count the good things she had done one by one: "Ah, today I ate a prank prop, yesterday I ate a green dumpling that would make a horse vomit, the day before yesterday I ate a peony cake that would make a person choke and pass out, and the day before that I ate..."
As he struggled, Mikazuki Munechika couldn't help but let his thoughts run away and ran into a remote path.
She glanced strangely at the person sitting motionless not far away, and sighed softly, "What a tenacious vitality... Is this what young people are like? They're truly something the elderly envy."
But if you think about it from another angle, the fact that the other person didn't refuse to spit out something so disgusting doesn't mean that they might just have a preference for these weird flavors. After all, people are different, so what if someone just likes these things?
Is there a real-life condition called "pica"? She may be quite old, but she's very open-minded. I get it.
I understand. I understand.
After gradually piling up layer upon layer of hats for the unlucky kid opposite him in his heart, Mikazuki Munechika suddenly stopped panicking.
She packed her things slowly, stood up, walked to Dazai Osamu, reached out her hand and gently patted his back, and said in a very tolerant tone: "It's okay, since you like these things, I have a lot of them here."
There were even so many of them that they occupied a large area of her divine domain.
Otherwise, Mikazuki Munechika wouldn't have taken the wrong pastries and not noticed for so many days.
Listening to the puppet behind him rambling on about her inventory, Dazai Osamu felt as if his knees were about to be pierced by arrows: ...
The smile gradually disappears and the face becomes stiff.jpg.
At this moment, all the emotions such as being touched, childish and lively disappeared from Dazai Osamu's body. What was left was the urge to pick up a doll's head and hit the other person's head like a tumbler.
"Go away, there is nothing beautiful in this world."
After spitting out the contents of his mouth, Dazai Osamu felt his vision gradually blurring out and thought: "This beautiful encounter and warm relationship are all fake."
The only thing that is true is that he was injured and was brushed off.
Destroy this cold and cruel world.
Slowly and peacefully lie down.
When he looked up, he found that his child was lying straight and motionless, and Mikazuki Munechika asked a question in confusion.
After getting closer, Mikazuki Munechika couldn't help but reach out and poke the other person's cheek.
His fingertips sank into the soft flesh, and seeing that the other party had no reaction at all, Sangetsu Munechika finally realized something important.
"Damn it! My unlucky kid seems to have fainted."
Just when Mikazuki Munechika was worrying about how to move the other person, the person who was supposed to have fainted suddenly sat up and showed a strange expression.
His complexion also seemed to turn purple.
As if his personality had switched, Dazai Osamu suddenly moved closer, revealing his big, Caroline-like eyes and speaking in a strange tone.
Then, he suddenly grabbed Mikazuki Munechika—
“Oooohhh! Living puppet! Captured!”
Mikazuki Munechika:? ? ?
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The author has something to say: Sanming: ???
Dazai: I’m very happy now! Very happy! I’ve never been happier! ! ! !
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You never know what Crane Ball will stuff inside the dumplings.
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Ahem, good night!!! Give the babies some pen refills!!
Mumu
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