Chapter 35 The Crybaby's Endless Escape (Sixteen)
"Clang, clang."
As soon as dawn broke, a series of urgent bells rang out from somewhere.
Si Yisi rolled out of bed and smelled the stench emanating from the toilet ghost again. The smell was overwhelming and filled the entire room like a tide.
"Let's go!" Si Yisi had a gut feeling that this was going to be a big one, so he called Mo Wuchang and the two of them hurriedly opened the door and ran out, not forgetting to bring along all sorts of miscellaneous weapons.
—There's also a bald guy pretending to be a snake hibernating.
The door slammed shut the moment they ran out, and the sound of rushing water reached Si Yisi's ears through the wall.
He saw water leaking from the crack in the door, smelling like rotten salmon.
The sounds inside were like seawater overflowing. Mo Wuchang's face turned completely pale. He realized that the room was likely flooded by the toilet ghost.
"Is this a flood of water over Jinshan Temple?!" Mo Wuchang cursed.
Si Yisi's complexion was no better, and tears streamed down her cheeks.
His focus was on the source of the water that caused the "flood"... Toilet ghost, toilet ghost, where did she use the water from?
This disgusted Si Yisi.
Si Yisi immediately rushed down the stairs. He didn't want to stay on the third floor at all! The system was too irritating!
Mo Wuchang had longer strides and ran faster than Si Yisi. As he quickly descended the stairs, his foot suddenly slipped—
He fell straight down the stairs.
Si Yisi steadied Mo Wuchang's body and then stepped on the paper figure that had tripped Mo Wuchang.
"Found you." Si Yisi's gaze was more dangerous than ever before.
"Boss, let's go wipe out their lair!" Mo Wuchang said angrily, gripping the stair railing.
Si Yisi had the same idea. He picked up the little paper figure that was struggling at his feet, his tears wetting the paper figure's features.
“Take me to your lair.”
Si Yisi tilted his head slightly, smiling gently, but he slowly and methodically tore the little paper figure in half.
"Not going? You'll be in pain too, right?" After saying that, Si Yisi tore the paper doll several more times. The little paper doll's black bean eyes were now glistening with tears, and a childlike cry came from its gaping maw.
"Ugh... what kind of ghostly wail is that?" Mo Wuchang's head ached from the shrill ghostly wails, and then he looked at Si Yisi—
I felt nothing.
“It’s no use on me.” Si Yisi tore the paper figure into tiny pieces, subjecting the paper ghost’s clone to a slow torture that was no less than being slowly sliced to death.
Suddenly, a gust of wind swept past the back of Si Yisi's head—and the paper doll let out a childish cry of joy.
Snap!
Without turning his head, Si Yisi grabbed the toilet plunger from Mo Wuchang's hand and shoved it behind him.
The toilet ghost, who was sent to hunt him down, had a toilet plunger stuck to his forehead and fell straight down.
"Was it you who flooded the room?" Si Yisi demanded an explanation.
He saw a decorative vase at the top of the stairs and smiled to the side.
"As a return gift, you may go inside and wait."
"Ugh ugh ugh ugh!" The toilet ghost had no idea that she had accidentally wandered into the Great Demon King's territory again. She lay prostrate on the ground, her long, wet, and sticky hair, like seaweed, leaving a long trail of water on the ground.
The toilet ghost used both hands and feet, its only thought being to crawl away from Si Yisi!
"Ugh!" The toilet ghost felt a hand grab its leg!
"Ughhhhhh!!!" The toilet ghost struggled desperately, but she was no match for Si Yisi's ruthlessness. She was dragged to the vase, and Si Yisi made the most of the toilet plunger stuck to her forehead—
He shoved the toilet ghost into the narrow vase, and after sucking in the air to stuff it in, he completely blocked the opening of the vase with a toilet plunger.
Then... Si Yisi turned to look at the little paper figure.
The paper doll was torn into several pieces at once, and the pieces of paper that Si Yisi was holding in her hand transformed into a new stack of paper dolls, all of them missing arms and legs.
After all this commotion, A-Tu in Si Yisi's sleeve finally gave up hibernation. As soon as it opened its eyes, it saw a bunch of small paper figures with gaping mouths!
A-Tu: "!!"
Little paper doll: "!"
Both sides were terrified of each other.
The little paper figure, threatened with double stares and being torn to shreds, gave in without any backbone, bowing its head sheepishly and grumbling, "Hehehehe QwQ."
Under the boss's intimidation, the little paper doll, forced to lead the way, unhesitatingly brought Si Yisi there...
At Miss Hair Ghost's place.
Miss Hair Demon, who was leisurely combing her hair: "!!!" She pounced on Si Yisi like a ravenous wolf...
A small paper figure leading the way in front of him.
Her hair stood on end in anger, turning the little paper figure into a hedgehog! Miss Hair Ghost cursed and swore, which sounded like gibberish to Si Yisi and Mo Wuchang.
Mo Wuchang: "...?"
Si Yisi raised the hand holding the razor.
Unexpectedly, the female ghost suddenly knelt down in front of Si Yisi and began to pull at the hair on her face and head like a madwoman.
Strands of hair fell down easily, and Si Yisi noticed that the ends of her hair had small, translucent patches that looked like glue.
The very proactive Miss Hairdresser transformed herself into a nun, revealing her delicate and lovely face as she looked at Si Yisi with teary eyes.
Hair Ghost: "QwQ!" I've lost all my hair, please stop crying!
Having witnessed the spectacular scene of fratricide and the female ghost pulling hair, Mo Wuchang's voice was dazed: "Boss, how can you be so capable?"
He stared at Si Yisi's sobbing face and couldn't help but try to hold back his tears as well.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease!
Where is the paper ghost?
Si Yisi was fully aware that he had been fooled by the paper doll, but the sudden attack of the ghost had rendered the paper doll completely useless, and he could no longer settle accounts with this paper ghost clone.
Therefore, we still need to go directly to the original entity.
Miss Hair Ghost was brimming with excitement, quickly pointing in one direction. Her black eyes were overflowing with the joy of revenge, clearly showing her deep hatred for the "clever" paper ghost.
“You…” Si Yi thought for a moment and decided to deal with the ghost first.
She acts one way in front of me, but who knows if she'll do something underhanded like the toilet ghost?
Si Yisi will not leave any threat behind; this is the system's caution.
The moment he uttered the word "you," Miss Hairy Ghost nodded frantically as if she had grasped something.
Then, Mo Wuchang watched with a completely shattered worldview as Miss Hair Ghost used her hair as a rope to hang herself from the chandelier... committing "suicide".
She even gave Si Yisi an OK sign.
They couldn't be more cooperative.
Si Yisi headed towards the Paper Ghost, while Jia Yingrong and Chen Mengxi quickly fled to the first floor after evading the Paper Ghost's pursuit.
Chen Mengxi was not as physically strong as Jia Yingrong and followed behind, panting heavily. Jia Yingrong, however, did not care about Chen Mengxi's life or death and quickly ran forward.
Suddenly, a thick, ethereal voice appeared in Chen Mengxi's ear.
Do you want to kill this man?
"You bet everything on him, but how did he treat you? He only saw you as a sex partner, a useless woman he could easily discard."
"Have you figured out how to deal with him? How about making him completely yours? You greedy and arrogant woman."
"I want to kill someone, and you want him to work for you—how about we make a deal?"
The sound reached Chen Mengxi's ears in a wisp, causing her gaze to wander for a moment... After that, Chen Mengxi returned to normal.
But suddenly a dagger formed from black mist appeared in her hand. Chen Mengxi raised her hand, and the dagger stabbed fiercely at Jia Yingrong!
Jia Yingrong sensed something and dodged the attack, but immediately an invisible force forcibly restrained all his actions as a high-level player!
What kind of evil spirit is this?!
Why would such advanced monsters exist in a lowly world?! Why?!
The next second, Chen Mengxi stabbed Jia Yingrong, this advanced player, through the chest with a dagger—
He collapsed limply, not a drop of blood flowing from his chest where the dagger had pierced him.
Chen Mengxi abruptly withdrew her hand, looking around frantically for the invisible presence that had whispered in her ear.
“What are you!” she whispered.
"Hmm? I am the world." The voice said, appearing before Chen Mengxi in the form of a shadow. "You help me kill someone, and in exchange, I'll give you a lover who will always be loyal to you, how about that?"
"He will become your dog, and will love you with all his heart—"
Jia Yingrong stood up again, and Chen Mengxi took a step back in shock, only to see him remove the thin, silk-like mask from his face, revealing a handsome face.
"Xi Xi." Jia Yingrong called Chen Mengxi softly. He no longer had any impatience with Chen Mengxi. This call was filled with tenderness and love that made people blush.
"Now, he's your dog."
A slight blush appeared on Chen Mengxi's face. She paused for only two or three seconds before becoming completely captivated by this absolute control: "I agree to the deal. I hope you will keep your word."
"Of course, the world never lies."
"Who do you want to kill?" Chen Mengxi asked.
“Chen Chen,” the shadowy figure replied.
At the same time, Si Yisi's heart suddenly trembled; he felt that he was being watched by something.
However, there was no danger around Si Yisi.
He frowned, realizing that something might have gotten out of control.
At this moment, the system platform.
System 2333, Chi Chun paced anxiously, watching the scene on Si Yisi's side displayed by the main system.
This time, System 414, Si Yisi, was pulled into a corrupted little world!
A polluted world is a very dangerous existence for a system—because the world will subconsciously want to devour the system and make it its nourishment.
Since the small world couldn't do it itself, it maliciously increased the difficulty of the escape game in an attempt to kill the system, but System 414, Si Yisi, was still alive and kicking...
In the end, it had no choice but to make a deal with the protagonist, Chen Mengxi, allowing her to use the power of a high-level player, who was also the "male protagonist," to kill Shen Chen.
Or, to put it another way, system error 414.
Chi Chun was anxious for a while, then suddenly laughed.
He felt he was worrying too much. Looking at Asi's lively and energetic appearance, he guessed that in the end, it would be this little world that would suffer the most.
Just as Si Yisi's feeling of being watched subsided, he suddenly sneezed, as if something was nagging him.
Faced with Mo Wuchang's casual inquiries—"Boss, do you have a cold?", "Are you okay?", "Do you need to take medicine?"—as if on a leisurely spring outing, Si Yisi silently pulled her mind back to reality.
Just then, out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a small paper figure flashing by.
Si Yisi's eyes lit up—
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