Chapter 132
"Taishang Laojun, wind, rain, thunder and lightning, hurry up and command! Break!"
Le Ziyou clasped his hands together, looking serious and solemn, muttering a formula. When he came to the word "break", he put his fingers together and pointed towards the platform in front of him.
On the altar were incense burners, pig heads, fruits, and in the middle was a basin of water dripping with black dog blood.
After he pointed, the basin of water actually exploded, but the basin did not burst.
The middle-aged couple next to him screamed in shock, covered their heads and took two steps back, staring at the exploded basin with wide eyes and then looking at each other.
Behind Le Ziyou was his partner Mi Jin, who was quietly putting the remote control back into his pocket.
Le Ziyou frowned, and his hand, which was pinching his fingers, shook slightly, as if something invisible was resisting him. The basin of water that had exploded began to bubble.
The man in the couple leaned over to look but couldn't see anything clearly, and his wife nervously pulled him back.
The two men looked at the master whom they had contacted after asking many people to use their connections. At first they thought that the master looked too young and did not trust him very much, but they did not expect that he had some real skills.
Le Ziyou was still muttering to himself, and no one could hear what he was saying. Suddenly, he took a step forward and slashed forward with the peach wood sword in his other hand.
"Evil ghost, come and die!"
At the same time, Mi Jin pressed the remote control in his other pocket through the cloth. This time the basin was lifted up high, and the water inside spilled all over the floor.
The couple was startled again and huddled together.
The silver basin fell to the ground with a loud noise.
Le Ziyou also put away the peach wood sword, closed his eyes, and took a deep breath.
He has handsome features and a straight body. Wearing the Taoist clothes, he looks like an immortal.
After this series, people feel convinced.
He opened his eyes and stretched out his hand, and Mi Jin placed a piece of white silk cloth in his hand.
He used the cloth to wipe the peach wood sword in his hand: "The evil ghost has been killed by me."
The silk cloth brushed against the peach wood sword, and a blood-colored streak appeared in the middle.
The couple gasped as they watched, and were so excited that they almost knelt down and kowtowed to Le Ziyou.
Le Ziyou handed the peach wood sword to Mi Jin and looked at the couple: "Although the evil ghost has been killed, it will take some time to completely eliminate the evil spirit it left on you two. It's best to wear-"
With a flip of his palm, Mi Jin respectfully placed two golden peace and blessing characters on his palm.
Le Ziyou said, "This item has been blessed by the gods in heaven. If you two want to wear it, you need to offer some tribute to the gods as a sign of respect."
The couple said, "I understand. I understand. How much is this?"
Le Ziyou frowned: "Eh - let's not talk about money."
He placed the two Ping An Fu in the couple's hands and said, "It's all about fate. Each one costs ten thousand yuan."
——
"Master, take care."
"Thank you, Master."
Le Ziyou waved to the two of them from the car window, with a smile of compassion for all living beings on his face.
Mi Jin stepped on the accelerator and the car rushed out.
The car window closed, and the smile on Le Ziyou's face disappeared instantly. He fell backwards, with his feet raised and resting on the car door frame. It can be said that he looked completely undignified.
I took out a lollipop. I was in a hurry to go out this morning and didn’t eat, so now I have a little low blood sugar.
I almost fainted while acting just now.
He crunched a grape-flavored lollipop and took off his Taoist robe, revealing a simple white short-sleeved shirt underneath. He looked a little thin, as if he was malnourished.
Mi Jin: "We made fifty thousand this time."
He couldn't stop smiling. The amount he got was 25,000, which was enough for him to live a carefree life for a while.
Mi Jin: "We must have a good meal tonight."
Le Ziyou took out his phone and transferred the money to him: "You treat."
Mi Jin: "I didn't expect you to treat me."
He spun the steering wheel: "I really wish there were more superstitious fools. Then we could make a fortune."
"You said that couple, it's not normal for there to be some noise in the house. Those upstairs and downstairs actually said there were ghosts."
Le Ziyou chuckled while biting the stem of his lollipop, his eyes looking through the car window at the people coming and going outside.
"Of course there are no ghosts in this world."
As he finished speaking, a blurry face suddenly appeared on the car window, and the dark eyes stared at him as if they had been dead for eight hundred years.
Le Ziyou's pupils suddenly dilated and he sat up.
“Fuck!”
The lollipop stick fell off.
Mi Jin was also startled by him and looked at him: "What's wrong?"
Le Ziyou stared at the car window, which was covered with nothing but dust, and his heart was pounding.
Car after car drove past. This is a driveway, how could there be a human face? I must have not slept well last night and must have mistaken the dust.
He leaned back, but a little further away from the car door. After two seconds, he reached out and wiped the car window: "Can you wash the car? It's so dirty."
Mi Jin: "It costs thirty or forty dollars to wash a car. You have to pay for it."
"I'll pay you."
The car stopped at the intersection, and Mi Jin looked at Le Ziyou in disbelief.
"Are you possessed?"
"You are the one who is possessed. If you don't want to talk, just shut up."
"Then you're willing to pay for my car wash. You're not possessed. Are you in love with me? Give up. I'm not gay."
Le Ziyou hit him with a stick before the light changed.
The two went out for a good meal and then went straight to the bar. While Mi Jin was twisting her body on the dance floor, Le Ziyou was thinking about the next job.
He was drinking from a bottle of wine.
Mi Jin got tired after jumping around for a while and came back to sit down next to him. A young man walked over and tilted his head to ask Le Ziyou, "Handsome guy, would you like to have a drink with me?"
Le Ziyou didn't even look up. He was negotiating the price with the person opposite him and replied, "I don't have money to book a room."
Young boy: ...
Mi Jin forced a smile and waved her hand to signal the boy to give up.
After they left, he stared at Le Ziyou and said, "I'm just wondering, why are most of the people who approach you guys guys?"
Le Ziyou put down his phone: "Maybe I think it's too big."
Mi Jin was too tired to complain.
Le Ziyou drank the last sip of wine without wasting it: "Come pick me up at 8 o'clock tomorrow. I have a job to do. I'm going back first."
Mi Jin has to pay for the alcohol, so it’s better for him to take a taxi instead of sending him there first.
After leaving the bar, the night wind blew and Le Ziyou felt a little drunk.
I can't afford a taxi.
After taking two buses, he arrived near his home. He lived in an old residential complex that was so dilapidated that it didn't even have a gate, no security guard, and naturally no elevator.
Fortunately, he lives not too high up, on the fifth floor.
Going out and coming home every day counts as exercise.
Lezi walked in the corridor, climbing up one floor at a time, clicked on the medical information, and took a look at how much money he had spent today.
Tsk.
In the summer, you have to pay for air conditioning.
The light in the corridor flickered twice, but Le Ziyou didn't notice. He spent about 700 yuan at the hospital today, and had to pay 500 yuan in rent tomorrow. The water heater was broken. Forget it, taking a cold shower in the summer is fine.
The lights in the corridor kept flashing, the frequency getting faster and faster, and finally caught Le Ziyu's attention.
He stopped.
I looked up at the dirty light bulb. Why is this layer also flashing?
He climbed up another floor.
The lights are flashing too.
Le Ziyou muttered, "The voltage is unstable, this is a shabby neighborhood."
He lowered his head and continued to fiddle with his phone as he climbed up.
Aotian: [He doesn't seem too scared.]
Chen Zui: [No rush.]
When Le Ziyou reached the fifth floor and took out his key to open the door, the lights in the corridor went out completely and the hallway was plunged into complete darkness.
Aotian was looking forward to Le Ziyou's reaction.
Le Ziyou glanced back upwards and continued to open the door. "This is such a shabby neighborhood! When I have money, I will definitely replace all the light bulbs!"
The door is closed.
Aotian: [……]
What a great ambition.
Chen Zui, in ghost form, was floating in front of the door. He reached out to touch the door, and his hand went straight through.
Chen Zui, who was a ghost for the first time, found it quite interesting, except that it was a bit difficult to gain favorability as a ghost.
First of all, you have to make the other person aware of your existence.
Chen Zui walked through the door and saw Lezi walking towards the bathroom with only a pair of shorts left on, taking off his shorts as he walked.
Then he saw the white butt.
Although the person is thin.
The butt is surprisingly fleshy.
The person entered the bathroom, and soon the sound of water and singing could be heard: "Come on, come on - I want to get rich, I want to get rich, the God of Wealth will come to my house soon~"
Chen Zui looked around the room. It had one bedroom and one bathroom.
It was so small that it felt like it could only accommodate Leziyou. Fortunately, I was just a ghost and didn't take up any space.
The room was messy but not dirty.
There was a pile of talismans, words of peace and blessing, yellow paper peach wood swords and other things piled up against the wall.
But they were all fake, so they had no effect on Chen Zui.
After washing up, Leziyou came out naked.
Chen Zui's gaze fell on his left areola, where there was a small bright red mole.
Le Ziyou shuddered as he walked past Chen Zui.
The next second I heard him say, "This shady house is great in the summer, it's cool."
He lay carelessly on his narrow bed, his little bird dangling.
Holding the phone and watching short videos.
Chen Zui: [Is he really the protagonist? ]
Aotian: [Guaranteed authenticity, honesty, this is a metaphysical text, he is a fake Heavenly Master.]
Aotian: [You don't understand. Weak toppers are very popular lately, and this is one of them. However, the author has just transitioned to this style and hasn't let go yet. So the toppers are only weak in combat, not the truly mainstream kind of weak in all aspects. They don't cry all the time, nor will they cry while being ridden by the bottoms.]
Aotian: [The bottom is a powerful ghost. They will meet tomorrow. The bottom becomes obsessed with the top because he looks like his former lover. He uses threats, bribes, and imprisonment until he becomes impotent. However, the top remains strong, and the bottom falls in love with him unknowingly. Later, the top learns the truth and escapes, and the chase for the husband's crematorium begins again.]
Chen Zui looked at the person who was laughing foolishly at his phone.
[How long did you chase her?]
【I followed two chapters, and then the ending was beautiful. 】
How many chapters are there in this book?
【The full text consists of 256 chapters.】
Chen Zui: ...
Le Ziyou yawned. It was almost eleven o'clock. He turned over to charge his phone and got up to turn off the lights.
After I came back and lay down, I opened my phone and checked each app one by one. When I looked at the time, it was almost twelve o'clock, so I turned off the phone and lay on my side on the quilt to sleep.
If only his quilt was rolled up a little higher.
Chen Zui could even see *.
He stared carefully at the person who fell asleep quickly. His face was the type he liked, and his deceitful personality was not a big problem.
After all, he committed murder and arson when he was alive.
The moment he raised his hand and placed it on Le Ziyou's butt, the other person felt a chill, his gluteal muscles tightened, and he moved forward again.
Chen Zui: "Nice to meet you, hello."
Aotian: [How can you greet someone by touching their butt?]
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