Chapter 3
Meng Yuxiu stared at Han Shuo's face, which was getting closer and closer, with trembling eyelashes. Actually, Han Shuo's face was quite good-looking.
At this age, most other boys still have a childish look on their faces, but compared to other boys, Han Shuo's facial features are already very distinct.
Previously, I would occasionally see Han Shuo sitting on the parallel bars on the playground chatting with his classmates. He had one long leg on one bar, and he looked very lazy. When he saw female classmates walking by, he would whistle.
Then the female classmates covered their mouths and ran away laughing, even though at the time, in Meng Yuxiu's eyes, Han Shuo and those male classmates were making a ruckus like monkeys.
However, it must be admitted that Han Shuo's appearance would make him very popular in middle school. He still has a youthful feel, but with an added touch of street smarts.
As a friend, Meng Yuxiu thought he greatly admired her looks. But as someone he wanted to kiss, Meng Yuxiu felt goosebumps on his arm creeping into his heart, and no matter how much he scratched, they wouldn't stop itching.
Especially when Han Shuo's high, straight nose came close, his lips pouted like a pout.
"..." Meng Yuxiu felt as if his lips were glued with 520 glue. He also felt that if his lips were even slightly open, it would feel as if Han Shuo was about to rape him.
Han Shuo noticed that Meng Yuxiu's eye was twitching badly, so he moved forward a little, and Meng Yuxiu stiffened his neck and stepped back a little.
Just as he was getting impatient and about to start lashing out, his cheeks were suddenly grabbed by two hands, and Meng Yuxiu said, "Wait a minute."
"what?"
Meng Yuxiu held Han Shuo's face tightly, afraid that if he let go, Han Shuo's mouth would bite him like a venomous snake. "Wait a minute...we need to make some plans."
Han Shuo was taken aback and asked, "What are you planning?"
“Plan the kissing.” Meng Yu tidied his messy thoughts and said seriously, “The novel suggests that you have to kiss 100 times and the total duration is 365 hours. 100 times is not difficult, the difficulty lies in the total duration.”
Han Shuo agreed with this. If it was only 100 times, then he and Meng Yuxiu could stick their lips together tonight and reach 100 times.
So how do you plan to plan this?
Meng Yuxiu said, "We have to make good use of our time. We are students now, and our only time each day is lunch, dinner, and after evening self-study."
Han Shuo laughed, "Isn't that simple? Just stop reading the books."
Meng Yuxiu was taken aback. He frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"
Han Shuo: "If we don't study, we'll have plenty of time to kiss! We can kiss 24 hours a day. Anyway, we're definitely going back, so what difference does it make whether we study or not?"
Meng Yuxiu's lips twitched slightly. "Are you stupid? If you don't study, where are you going to kiss? Your house or my current house? Or on the street?"
“That’s true.” Han Shuo had forgotten about this. He and Meng Yuxiu were both people with families and status when they transmigrated into the book. Given the current situation, the school was indeed the most convenient place to kiss. “Alright, then go on with your plans.”
Meng Yuxiu analyzed: "There is an hour between the end of evening self-study and the ringing of the dormitory bell. We can spend thirty minutes each day to complete the task."
Han Shuo quickly calculated, "Thirty minutes... 100 kisses in 365 hours, one kiss is... 3.65 hours..."
"Damn it!" Han Shuo was completely exasperated. "A kiss takes 3.65 hours? What kind of ridiculous novel mission is this?! Walking for more than three hours will give you blisters on your feet. If you kiss for more than three hours, your lips will be raw and bleeding. Besides, how can we possibly find more than three hours in a day? I think we can only kiss in the middle of the night!"
Meng Yuxiu lowered his eyes and pondered for a moment, "It doesn't necessarily have to be calculated as 3.65 hours per session. In fact, we can separate the number of sessions and the duration. For example, we can complete 100 sessions first, and then gradually complete the total duration."
After listening to Meng Yuxiu's analysis, Han Shuo suddenly understood. He patted Meng Yuxiu on the shoulder and sincerely praised him: "Great job! No wonder you have such good grades. In that case, we can just time it out gradually, but..."
Han Shuo thought about it and felt that half an hour of evening self-study was too short. If it were to be calculated as half an hour of evening self-study, then it would have to be at least...
Han Shuo wasn't very good at math; he had a sluggish calculator installed in his brain. After calculating for a while, he looked up and asked, "365 divided by 30 minutes, would it take twelve days to kiss for the full duration?"
"..." Meng Yuxiu's temples throbbed twice. He said speechlessly, "365 hours, one hour and sixty minutes, a total of 21,900 minutes. Divide by 30, and we'll have to kiss for at least 730 days."
"Holy crap!!!!!" Han Shuo almost yelled on the playground, "Seven...seven hundred days?! That's two years of kissing?!"
How could Han Shuo possibly tolerate this? If Meng Yuxiu were a pretty girl, he would be quite happy, but the key is that she's kissing a man. After two years of kissing, he's afraid he'll feel like throwing up whenever he sees her.
"No way!" Han Shuo said decisively, "It's too long. We need to shorten the time. From now on, we need to take several hours out of the ten-minute breaks between classes, lunch and dinner time, and even sleep time. Otherwise, I really can't stand it."
Then Han Shuo asked again, "Can you stand being intimate with me for two years? It's better to cut things off quickly and decisively."
Meng Yuxiu thought about it and agreed.
"What time is it now?"
Meng Yuxiu raised his wrist and glanced at his watch. "The dormitory bell will ring in thirty-five minutes."
Time is money now, Han Shuo urged him: "Hurry up, hurry up, we can still kiss for thirty minutes, leave five minutes to brush our teeth and wash our faces."
The two entered a ready state for the second time, but as soon as Han Shuo moved closer, Meng Yuxiu stepped back again.
"Big brother, what are you doing?"
Meng Yuxiu frowned slightly and said in a consultative tone, "How about we brush our teeth first..."
"What? Do I have bad breath?" Han Shuo stretched out his hand and breathed on his palm. "No, I don't have bad breath."
Meng Yuxiu hesitated, "I'd better go and try it out, otherwise... I can't really accept it."
These words made it sound like Han Shuo could accept it, but Han Shuo didn't want to argue with him at this crucial moment, so he nodded a few times impatiently and said, "Okay, okay, then you go and send one too, so I don't have to eat your dinner while we're kissing."
"..." Meng Yuxiu realized what was happening, "Aren't you disgusting?"
"You'd better put up with it, even if it disgusts you." Han Shuo was already running towards the dormitory building, shouting as he ran, "What are you standing there for? Hurry up, I'll give you three minutes at most!"
Upon hearing this, Meng Yuxiu also hurried to the dormitory building.
The dormitory building has three floors, with more than a dozen rooms on each floor. The first floor is for boys. When Han Shuo ran back, he passed by the bathroom. The inner room of the bathroom is the toilet, and the outer room has a row of faucets. At this time, the outer room was crowded with people. Male students were brushing their teeth and washing their faces, or rinsing their faces in shorts. It looked like a battle inside.
Han Shuo hurried back to his dorm, grabbed a toothbrush from the shelf, squeezed on some toothpaste, and rushed to the bathroom with his teacup. Everyone else was queuing up, but since arriving at this school, Han Shuo had acted as if he didn't care about anyone, like a little tyrant on campus. So he pushed aside the male classmate who was washing his face in front of the tap.
"I haven't finished washing yet."
Han Shuo squeezed himself in; before he could even fill the teacup with water, his toothbrush was already in his mouth. As he brushed, he mumbled, "I'm just brushing my teeth, it'll only take a few seconds."
As he brushed his teeth, he caught a glimpse of Meng Yuxiu entering with a teacup. However, Meng Yuxiu was too refined and hesitated whether to join the queue first. But then he saw Han Shuo with foam flying everywhere, brushing his teeth with a loud "swish swish swish" sound, as if he were washing the floor.
Han Shuo stared at him with wide eyes. If he had a spare moment, he probably would have started cursing at Meng Yuxiu right now.
Even though he didn't say anything, Meng Yuxiu could guess what he wanted to say.
After hesitating for a moment, Meng Yuxiu politely asked the male classmate to get him a glass of water.
With time running out and Han Shuo staring intently, Meng Yuxiu had no choice but to abandon his usual habits. The thin muscles on his right arm bulged as he quickly brushed up and down, left and right.
The rule was to finish in three minutes, but by the time they finished brushing their teeth and ran back to the ginkgo tree on the playground, they were both out of breath.
Han Shuo braced his hands on his knees to catch his breath.
"Alright, let's begin."
Meng Yuxiu nodded, straightened up, and regulated his breathing.
Han Shuo warned him, "This time it's really starting, so stop with the 'wait, wait, wait' nonsense."
"knew."
"So, you'll finish the 100 tasks first, right?"
Meng Yuxiu nodded.
Han Shuo reminded him, "Then you count them for me, and when it's time, let go, understand?"
"knew."
Han Shuo stared at Meng Yuxiu's lips one last time, then went all out and pressed his own lips against Meng Yuxiu's.
The moment their lips touched and pressed together, goosebumps rose on both of their cheeks, as if spreading to their scalps.
The scent of the same sex was so close, and the touch was incredibly soft. Only after actually kissing a man did Han Shuo feel a sense of dread. Fortunately, the key character in the novel wasn't an old man, because just kissing Meng Yuxiu made him feel like he was covered in fleas. If it had been an old man, he probably would have vomited while kissing him.
At least Meng Yuxiu is quite hygienic.
At least Meng Yuxiu looked quite uncomfortable, which made Han Shuo feel a little better. If Meng Yuxiu had been enjoying it, Han Shuo would have felt wronged and upset.
Han Shuo was getting down to business. He kissed Meng Yuxiu's lips, pulled away, kissed him again, and pulled away again. Meng Yuxiu silently counted the kisses in his mind.
One, two, three, four... fifteen, sixteen...
If someone were to pass by at this moment, they would be absolutely astonished.
Who kisses without even touching their bodies, just with their lips pressed together, and then the two people kiss like chickens pecking at rice, one peck after the other? How bizarre would that scene be?
Only Han Shuo and Meng Yuxiu knew that they had no feelings for each other; all they cared about was their determination to achieve their goal.
They kissed so many times that even Meng Yuxiu lost count.
A hundred kisses is no easy feat. Han Shuo felt his mouth was about to cramp up, so he moved slightly away from Meng Yuxiu.
How much?
Meng Yuxiu rubbed his burning lips and said, "He might be sixty."
"I can't take it anymore. How about we try a different way? How about we keep our mouths pressed together without moving?"
Even Sen Wan couldn't handle Meng Yuxiu kissing him like that, as he was trying to straighten his neck. So this time, he and Han Shuo switched to keeping their lips pressed together to keep track of the time.
It was much more comfortable with his lips pressed together, and Han Shuo could even find time to chat.
He told Meng Yuxiu, "If I could, I would love to kiss while we eat."
Meng Yuxiu asked, "How can we kiss while eating?"
"Look."
Meng Yuxiu followed Han Shuo's right hand and saw Han Shuo pretending to hold a spoon in his right hand, then slowly stuffing it into the corner of his mouth where he and Han Shuo were not touching.
"Just slightly tilt your mouth to the side and open it."
Meng Yuxiu was genuinely surprised that Han Shuo would demonstrate it to him on the spot. He noticed that Han Shuo's lower lip, which had been perfectly pressed against his lips, suddenly tilted slightly to one side...
"Stuff rice through the corner of this mouth."
Similar to patients with cerebral palsy.
"..." Even someone as aloof as Meng Yuxiu couldn't hold back any longer. He was so speechless that his expression twisted, and he finally blurted out, "Are you crazy?"
In order to complete their mission without getting too close to each other, they spoke in small voices even when their mouths were touching, both of them afraid that the other's saliva would splash into their mouths.
But Meng Yuxiu couldn't control himself from saying that, and before he knew it, Han Shuo felt something slippery and soft brush against his lips.
He was stunned for a moment.
Meng Yuxiu was also taken aback.
"Holy shit!!!" Realizing what it was, Han Shuo jumped back as if he'd been electrocuted. He then frantically wiped his mouth with his hands, cursing as he did so, "Damn it! Meng Yuxiu, did you stick your tongue in there?!"
Meng Yuxiu's fair face flushed red in the night, and he clenched his fists in denial: "I didn't."
"Not a damn thing!" Han Shuo felt increasingly disgusted. "It's utterly repulsive!"
Meng Yuxiu's chest heaved slightly with anger, and he could only say again, "You're talking nonsense."
But Han Shuo actually went too far and gagged twice right in front of him. Meng Yuxiu could no longer remain calm. He glared coldly at Han Shuo, who was still standing there, and turned to leave.
When Han Shuo saw him about to leave, he actually asked, "What's wrong? Not going to kiss anymore? The dorm bell hasn't rung yet! Hey, hello?!"
But Meng Yuxiu didn't want to pay any more attention to him and walked straight towards the dormitory building.
Han Shuo wiped his lips and muttered, "Damn, what kind of person is he? Such a temper? He stuck his tongue in my mouth, and I wasn't even angry yet, and he actually has the nerve to get angry?"
Watching that tall, slender figure quickly disappear into the dormitory entrance, Han Shuo shouted loudly, "Hey Meng Yuxiu, when are we doing the mission tomorrow?"
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