Chapter 57 I thought it was a dog barking, but it turned out to be a person
The older generation has feudal and pedantic ideas.
If he didn't have something important to discuss with Qi Man, he would never have set foot here even if he had begged him to come.
"Bah!"
Old Master Qi spat at Jiang Yichen's feet, cursing, "Do you think you can turn a country bumpkin into a black tortoise just because you know a few words? With those few words you know, if I hadn't helped you in the past few years, you would have turned into a pile of bones with the words you read in your stomach. Get out of here now. Manman has nothing to say to you."
He really couldn't read a single word, but as an old man, he could still use a few metaphors.
So what if you have culture and knowledge?
If one has bad character, no matter how powerful one is, it will be useless.
Manman is a simple-minded person. If she were to hang out with such a scum, she would definitely suffer.
Jiang Yichen's face became uglier and uglier. He was too lazy to argue with the old man and shouted to the yard, "Qi Man, come out. I want to talk to you!"
puff--
As soon as he finished speaking, a basin of bright yellow liquid was suddenly poured towards Jiang Yichen, soaking him from head to toe.
In an instant, an overwhelming stench hit them in the face. Jiang Yichen was covered in feces mixed with bright yellow urine, and his shirt was also soaked in urine, as if he had been fished out of a cesspool.
Old Master Qi pinched his nose and took two steps back in disgust. He looked at Qi Man with a resentful look in his eyes and said with pretended heartache: "Oh, Man Man, I fished this out of the toilet with great difficulty. I'm going to use it to plant some flowers and plants. How can you waste it like this?"
Qi Man pretended to apologize, with a somewhat aggrieved tone: "Grandpa, I thought there was a dog barking outside, so I wanted to use some feces to plug the dog's mouth, but I didn't know that I couldn't control it and it all splashed out. I'm sorry."
As he spoke, he shrugged his nose.
The grandfather and grandson sang the same tune, completely ignoring Jiang Yichen.
The incident happened suddenly, and Jiang Yichen reacted belatedly. As soon as he opened his mouth, it was filled with feces. The smell was self-evident. He half-squatted on the edge of the field and retched for a long time. He did not care whether the water in the ditch was clean or not. He just scooped the water into his mouth to rinse his mouth. He did not stand up until the foul smell was almost gone.
But when he turned around, he saw that the grandfather and grandson treated him as air. His face became more and more ugly, and he looked as gloomy as if he was constipated.
"Qi Man!!"
Qi Man was attracted by Jiang Yichen's shouting. Her eyes fell on the man and she said with a smile, "Jiang Zhiqing, why is it you? I'm so sorry. I didn't pay attention and splashed all the feces that my grandfather had worked so hard to salvage on you. As an intellectual, you shouldn't be so petty with me, right?"
Jiang Yichen's eyes were filled with poison, and he wished he could chop Qi Man into pieces. Thinking of what the grandfather and grandson had done just now, he became even more angry:
"you…"
As a result, just as he opened his mouth to say a word, an electric current quickly spread throughout his body, causing Jiang Yichen to twitch and become unable to speak. He finally stopped and was about to speak again, but was shocked again.
Qi Man and others stood at the door and ate melons silently.
Jiang Yichen is now like a clown, performing a funny show, and with feces all over his body, it is really funny.
Jiang Yichen was so shocked that he was smoking. He knew that this place was very weird, so he simply shut his mouth, moved his body with difficulty, and slowly left the sight of the grandfather and grandson.
Looking at Jiang Yichen's departing back, and glancing at his well-behaved and sensible granddaughter standing beside him, Grandpa Qi put his hands on his hips and couldn't help but sigh, "What a sin! Fortunately, this bastard exposed his true nature in advance, otherwise Manman would have suffered a lot when she married him! Just now, I saw his body twitching when he spoke. I guess even God couldn't stand it. He reaps the consequences of his own actions."
Qi Man smiled sweetly, and the figure of Grandpa Qi was reflected in her clear eyes. She said coquettishly, "I will stay with Grandpa for the rest of my life. I will not go anywhere, and I will not marry. I just want Grandpa to live a long life."
The innocent and romantic tone made Mr. Qi's eyes softer. His bony hands stroked Qi Man's fluffy hair, and he couldn't help but sigh: "You silly girl, I wish I could live a hundred years."
Perhaps because his beloved granddaughter was by his side, he showed signs of a last-ditch recovery. Even so, based on his understanding of his own body, he would probably not live more than two years.
Qi Man's smile grew brighter, and she said cheerfully, "I will do it as long as I am here."
With the panaceas given by San San, it might be possible for grandpa to live a hundred years longer.
Qi Man had never thought about immortality. The years were too long and his grandfather was alone, which was not a good thing.
Looking at his well-behaved and sensible granddaughter, his smile became brighter and brighter, his old face smiled like a chrysanthemum, and he said in a loving tone: "Thanks to Manman, grandpa will definitely live a long life."
Just as the grandfather and grandson were expressing their feelings, a deep voice suddenly interrupted.
"Grandpa, sister!"
Qi Dongchen ran over with a large sack on his back. He was wearing a white vest that was soaked with sweat. He was sweating profusely. He stopped in front of Grandpa Qi, put down the large sack in his hand, and panted: "I entered the village for a long time but couldn't find our house. I asked along the way and found out that Grandpa and Manman moved here."
Looking at his tall and strong grandson, Grandpa Qi's eyes turned red, and his tone was slightly reprimanding: "You bastard, do you think my old bones are too long and want to piss me off to death? You clearly said you should come back half a month ago, but there was no news since then, not even a letter."
Seeing his grandfather whom he hadn't seen for a long time, the usually strong Qi Dongchen's eyes also turned red. He knelt down in front of Old Man Qi and kowtowed three times: "Grandpa, it's my grandson who is unfilial. If you had come back earlier, you wouldn't have to suffer so much."
After a long separation, Mr. Qi was reluctant to blame him. He hurriedly helped him up, choking up, "Good boy, this is not your fault. Get up quickly. We haven't seen each other for a long time. Let's talk inside if you have anything to say."
As he said that, he led Qi Dongchen and Qi Man into the house, and Qi Erya followed closely behind.
Looking at this huge yard, Qi Dongchen couldn't help but sigh: "This yard is really big."
"Big, right?" Old Master Qi leaned his hands on his back, his eyes curved with a smile.
"Big! Even bigger than the old house."
When talking about this courtyard, Mr. Qi's tone was full of pride: "This was bought by Manman, and the furniture was also newly made. I heard that you were coming back, so I specially made a big wardrobe for your room."
Qi Dongchen was shocked, and he ran to Old Man Qi's side, and said in a low voice: "Grandpa, Manman must have spent a lot of money on these things. After all this is spent, what will we do with our dowry in the future?"
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