Chapter 112 You Should Not Sit on the Sofa, You Should Sit on the Incense Stand



Chapter 112 You Should Not Sit on the Sofa, You Should Sit on the Incense Stand

Liang Jingxuan pried Lu Sui's arms apart, "I didn't... I said..."

Lu Sui covered his mouth tightly with a very gloomy look. He freed his other hand and picked him up with one arm. Liang Jingxuan kicked his legs, and Lu Sui's arm tightened rapidly, like an iron clamp that made his body painful.

"Aunt, we're done eating, go give Ah-Yi some food!"

"Are you done eating now? Xuanbao only ate two bowls..." Song Huizi put down her bowl and chopsticks. Lu Sui took the bamboo basket and stepped over the threshold. "No more eating!"

Liang Jingxuan grabbed the door frame, "I don't want it! I haven't eaten enough...Husband...I was wrong! Second uncle and second aunt...I'm hungry...my chicken leg!"

Lu Sui bit his lower lip, his eyes showing a hint of mockery and cruelty, "Eat shit!"

Tied around his fat waist and carried on his shoulders, due to the huge difference in physical strength, Liang Jingxuan's struggle was in vain.

"Slow down, you're the one chopping off my head. Your pants have fallen off and your butt is exposed!" The Army ran after him and cursed.

Lu Suiyang said, "Got it!"

The dusty road was covered with poppies, attracting ants the size of sesame seeds. Lu Sui tried his best to avoid them, but still crushed five or six poppies. Liang Jingxuan sobbed for a while, staring at the poppies on the ground, grabbing Lu Sui's arm, "Husband... Poppies, I want poppies!"

Lu Sui raised his eyes. There were only a few berries left on the tree. "Tomorrow I'll go to town and buy you some high-tech berries. These are white berries, not sweet at all."

Liang Jingxuan licked the corner of his mouth greedily. The red plums on the tree were big and red. "You are not lying to me, are you?"

Lu Sui frowned slightly, opened her thin lips, and continued walking. "Even if I tricked you, what can you do to me?"

Liang Jingxuan hit his strong arms, "I... I don't want to have a baby with you anymore..."

Lu Sui looked at him with moist and lustful eyes. If he hadn't been holding the bamboo basket, his little butt would have been in trouble. "You... I don't want to talk to you..."

Liang Jingxuan pulled his ear and asked, "Why don't you want to talk to me?"

Lu Sui said coldly, "Who did you learn this from?"

Liang Jingxuan timidly let go, "Second Auntie...you're also pulling Second Uncle like this, you're my husband, can't I pull you?"

Lu Sui said nothing. Halfway through his walk, he gritted his teeth and said, "Hasn't your fucking experience been enough..."

A tractor rumbled by. Liang Jingxuan didn't hear clearly, "Honey, what did you say?"

Lu Sui said unhappily, "Nothing..."

Liang Jingxuan looked at the tractor emitting black smoke and said in a low voice, "Honey, I also want to drive a tractor..."

Lu Sui frowned and said, "That's very dangerous. Can I buy you a smaller tractor?"

Liang Jingxuan held his chin and kissed the corner of his mouth, "Okay! You are a good husband!"

Lu Sui snorted coldly, and the corners of his mouth curled up, "When have I not been a good husband?"

"You just..." Liang Jingxuan covered his mouth before he finished speaking.

Lu Sui curled his lips and said, "This is what a good wife is like."

After walking along the narrow path, there is a vegetable field surrounded by a fence. Outside the dilapidated carved wooden house, Mu Xiliang is washing Yu Zeying's hair with a hose. "Mumu, Brother Ying!" Liang Jingxuan suddenly shouted. Mu Xiliang turned sideways and shook his hand, and water rushed into Yu Zeying's nostrils. "Ah Xi!"

Mu Xiliang turned his head suddenly, and Yu Zeying's trousers were completely wet...

He quickly found a dry towel to wipe him, and then turned off the tap. Lu Sui put the bamboo basket on the chair and smiled sinisterly and contemptuously, "How old are you? You still need someone to wash your hair?"

Yu Zeying wiped the water off his body, raised his long legs and attacked him, "I was just moving cement, and the cement bag broke, and the cement poured all over my head..."

Lu Sui dodged swiftly, grabbed his wrist, and pinned him against the wooden stake. "You still want to sneak attack me? Never again in your next life!"

Yu Zeying bit his cheek and said stubbornly, "What are you so proud of? I'm no worse than you in fighting!"

Mu Xiliang's foxy eyes were half-closed, and their color became darker. The combined age of the two of them was almost sixty years old. They started to pinch each other as soon as they met. It was so childish. He picked up the bamboo basket and led Liang Jingxuan into the house.

Before the two of them could react, the door was closed and bolted...

Lu Sui, "..."

Yu Zeying, "..."

"It's all your fucking fault!"

"How dare you blame me? My wife is still in there!"

With a creak, the door opened. "Husband, come in quickly..." Before Liang Jingxuan could finish his words, the two of them rushed in.

In the smoky kitchen, Mu Xiliang reheated the dishes in the bamboo basket. Liang Jingxuan squatted in front of the stove and added firewood. The little rabbit jumped around the two of them. When Liang Jingxuan hugged it, it stretched its limbs tightly, "Mumu, what's cooking in the big pot?"

Mu Xiliang opened the lid of the pot. "Do you want some noodles? They are delicious."

Mu Xiliang didn't like rice or vegetables. Yu Zeying made some crispy noodles, and he ate them for a whole month, morning, noon and night. Yu Zeying had to do heavy work, and noodles alone would not satisfy his hunger, so Mu Xiliang shared the pot with him. There were two pots on the stove, one for cooking noodles and the other for cooking rice and vegetables.

The oil used to cook the noodles was pork fat, sprinkled with a handful of chopped green onions, and then poured with the chili oil made by Song Huizi. It smelled delicious. Mu Xiliang picked up a small bowl with chopsticks and gave it to him, "Be careful, it's hot..."

Liang Jingxuan put the little rabbit down, picked up the bowl, and stirred it with chopsticks, "Mumu, don't you not eat onions?"

"Let's eat now..." Mu Xiliang was very picky and had a bad temper. Yu Zeying had always tolerated him and given in to him. He would always prepare the food he wanted first before making his own food. He didn't think it was a big deal before.

Until the construction of the house began, Yu Zeying had to carry cement and keep an eye on the chefs. Even when his eyes were so sleepy that he could hardly close them, he still cooked noodles for him in the kitchen. He would feel so guilty about putting green onions in the noodles that he couldn't sleep all night.

He began to reflect on whether he had gone too far.

One day it rained and the shelves were all wet, so the chefs couldn't work. Yu Zeying took a rare nap, and Mu Xiliang made a pot of crispy noodles based on his memory of the steps for making them.

He brought the crispy noodles to the bedside table. Yu Zeying woke up and looked at him with his narrow eyes dim with tears. He didn't eat the noodles, but took off his pants and ate him...

I ate it for a day...

Liang Jingxuan chewed the crisp whistle, "Mumu, your face is so red~"

Mu Xiliang turned away in embarrassment and said stubbornly, "The kitchen is too hot!"

Yu Zeying changed into a pair of jeans, came in shirtless, hugged Mu Xiliang's slender waist from behind, and rested his chin on his shoulder, "Are you ready, Axi?"

Mu Xiliang raised his foxy eyes and warned him, "Xuanbao is here, can you please stop..."

Liang Jingxuan bit off the noodles in his mouth and ran out of the kitchen with the bowl in his hand, "Hubby, do you want to eat noodles?"

Yu Zeying curled his lips, and his white teeth bit Mu Xiliang's earlobe and rubbed it wantonly, "Xuanbao is gone, is it okay now?"

Mu Xiliang turned around, and the two of them looked at each other. Although their pupils were cold, they were full of tenderness. Yu Zeying just put his hand on Mu Xiliang's thigh, and the smile on his face froze completely. Mu Xiliang put chopsticks against his abdomen and said coldly, "Yu Er, don't think that Lu Sui is around me..."

Yu Zeying kissed the thin and red corners of his eyes, "I was wrong, Ah Xi..."

Mu Xiliang, "..."

He clenched the chopsticks in his hand and said, "Get out!"

Yu Zeying brought out the hot dishes with a playful smile. Lu Sui sat on the sofa and fed Liang Jingxuan noodles. Yu Zeying clicked his tongue and said, "Second uncle will scold you again if he sees you. Let Xuanbao serve the food himself."

Liang Jingxuan was holding the little rabbit and watching TV obsessively. When she heard Yu Zeying not letting Lu Sui feed him, she pouted and said, "He is my husband... I want him to feed me!"

Yu Zeying put down the dishes and said in a gloomy tone, "You shouldn't sit on the sofa, you should sit on the incense stand, you are the ancestor!"

Liang Jingxuan was a little confused. Only after Yu Zeying left did he understand what he meant, "Humph, isn't it just an incense stand? It's not like I haven't sat on it before..."

Lu Sui smiled and picked up the remaining noodles with chopsticks. "Where do you sit?"

Liang Jingxuan opened his mouth wide and sucked the noodles off the chopsticks clean, chewing and saying, "Second Uncle said I can't tell you..."

Lu Sui's voice turned cold, and the smile on his face became less intense. "Can't tell?"

"Yes, I just can't say it! Husband, I'm not full yet..." Liang Jingxuan glanced at the hot dishes on the table. Lu Sui lowered his eyes and looked at the large blue and white porcelain bowl in his hand. There was not a single noodle left. Liang Jingxuan had such a small stomach, so she wasn't full?

After heating up all the dishes, Yu Ze and Yu Mu Xiliang came out one after another. Liang Jingxuan was squatting beside the table with a large blue and white porcelain bowl in his hand and drooling. When he saw the two people coming out, he put away his chopsticks, "Brother Ying, I only picked up a piece of braised pork..."

Mu Xiliang picked up the plate and poured most of the braised pork into his bowl. "Eat if you want. I'm the boss of this family."

Yu Zeying smiled and agreed, "Yes, he makes the decision."

Liang Jingxuan ate a large bowl of braised pork mixed with rice. Yu Zeying was afraid that he would choke, so he poured him half a cup of warm water. "Didn't you guys eat? Why are you so hungry?"

Lu Sui pursed his lips and spoke in a hoarse voice, "I ate him up... He only ate half and wanted to eat with you. I have something to tell you. Do you plan to keep killing pigs in the future?"

Yu Zeying's originally hesitant expression suddenly became solemn, "Not necessarily..." Killing pigs doesn't make much money. Half of the money in the passbook has been spent on renovating the house, and there is still a lack of decoration. The money to the workers has not been settled yet.

Mu Xiliang's prosthesis will need to be replaced next year, which will cost him a considerable amount of money.

There was no way he could touch Mu Xiliang's money. He had given up his comfortable life and it was already a great hardship for him to sell pork in this remote and poor place. If he spent his money, he would be no different from a loser.

He would not touch the money Yu Zehui left for him in the Swiss bank. When the situation was not so tense, he would take it all out and give it to Zhiyan. His heart disease was cured, but the recurrence rate was very high...

"Ayi? Ayi! Are you listening to me?"

Lu Sui yelled, and Yu Zeying dropped the chopsticks in his hand to the ground. He came to his senses and said, "I'm listening. You say..."

Mu Xiliang picked up the chopsticks on the ground, stood up and went to the kitchen to replace him with a clean pair. Yu Zeying took the chopsticks, but Mu Xiliang did not let go and held his fingers tightly. Yu Zeying's eyes were dark and his breathing was heavy, "Ah Xi..."

Lu Sui kicked his chair fiercely, "I'm still here! Can you please stop getting horny at this time?"

Liang Jingxuan put down his bowl and chopsticks, lifted Lu Sui's clothes and went in, "I'm here too. If I don't look at you, I'll get stye..."

Yu Zeying let go of Mu Xiliang awkwardly, "I didn't..."

Mu Xiliang held up a large blue and white porcelain bowl to cover his blushing face. Yu Zeying stuffed a piece of chicken wing into his mouth and changed the subject, "What were you going to say just now?"

Lu Sui said seriously, "Don't you have experience raising pigs? Have you ever thought about expanding the scale? Raising pigs makes much more money than killing them."

Xiao Si was not only good at killing pigs, but also at raising pigs, a skill passed down from his ancestors. Others could only raise 200 to 300 kilograms of pigs after a year of hard work, but he could easily raise a large pig of 400 to 500 kilograms, which would stay healthy all year round without any pesticides. There were few people in the village who could compare to him.

Yu Zeying is not very experienced in pig breeding, but he is not very experienced in killing pigs. He only learned a little from his father. I have thought about it, but I don’t have the start-up funds and the place.”

Lu Sui took out a crumpled newspaper from his pocket and spread it out bit by bit. "This year's policy has been updated. The first item is to revitalize the countryside and develop the tourism industry. The government strongly supports rural entrepreneurship. If you are worried about your grandfather, I have asked for you and it will not have any impact. In addition, you have been in Team B, so you can put those concerns aside."

Yu Zeying read the newspaper from beginning to end and handed it to Mu Xiliang, "But there is no place. You know that my family's land was sold out by my father."

Lu Sui curled his lips and asked, "Have you forgotten the peach forest on the Yanyan Mountain?"

"Yes!" Xiao Si also wanted to sell the land at that time. Corn had been planted on that land before, but there was almost no harvest, so he changed to planting peaches. The peaches were small and sour, and he asked several people for help but no one could sell them.

Lu Sui continued, "The peaches grown in that soil are bitter and astringent. Maybe there is something wrong with the soil. I will find an expert to take a look. It is located downstream of the Yanyan River and will not have any impact on the lives of the villagers. If you don't have the start-up funds, I can provide them."

Yu Zeying crumpled the newspaper in his hand. He trusted Lu Sui very much and knew that he would only tell him when he was absolutely sure, but he wanted to seek Mu Xiliang's opinion. He was not alone now.

Mu Xiliang lowered his eyes, his voice was even, "I listen to you on small matters at home, and you listen to me on big matters."

With his words, Yu Zeying was no longer hesitant, "Should we cut down that peach forest?"

Lu Sui snatched the crumpled newspaper from his hand and spread it out. "The policy here says that we will vigorously develop the tourism industry in the future. The brick factory will run out of resources sooner or later. The tourism industry is a sustainable development project. The peaches grown in that peach forest are not very good, but the peach blossoms are beautiful!"

Mu Xiliang frowned, "But the peach blossom blooms for a very short time..."

Lu Sui's voice is steady and powerful.

"I know its flowering period is very short, but during the flowering period, we can use the peach blossoms to promote our pigs. Now the road from the village to the town has been repaired. When the flowering period comes, we will invite a few reporters to write a few articles. People in the city love to relax and cultivate their temperament. We can put up a free sign. The name is "Dream in the Garden"!"

Yu Zeying was a little confused, "Isn't it about raising pigs? Why is it related to peach blossoms?"

Lu Sui folded the newspaper and said, "Didn't I say this before? Peach blossoms are just a gimmick. What we need to do is to promote the pigs we raise. I've thought of a name for the pig. It's called Peach Blossom Pig. Our Peach Blossom Pig is different from other pigs. It eats peach blossoms and peaches, so the price is naturally different from other pigs."

Liang Jingxuan lifted Lu Sui's clothes and came out, "Hubby, I want to call you Xuan Bao Zhu..."


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