Chapter 114 You want me to call a bunch of pigs my wife?

The bathroom door opened, and a bronze arm with water droplets hanging from it stretched out. Liang Jingxuan shyly grasped it, "Hubby, you want me to take a bath with you again..."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Sui suddenly dragged him into the bathroom. Liang Jingxuan staggered and bumped into his wet abdominal muscles. Lu Sui put on a pair of jodhpurs, picked up the toothpaste on the sink, squeezed it on the toothbrush, pinched his jaw, and stuffed it into his mouth to brush it.

Liang Jingxuan kicked his legs twice but failed to break free from the restraints. He bit his toothbrush and thought that the peanuts he hadn't finished would have to wait until tomorrow. After brushing his tooth, Lu Sui opened his mouth again and checked it. Liang Jingxuan's teeth were as thin and white as a kitten's. "Brush them clean, you can go out."

Liang Jingxuan opened her stiff mouth and said, "Hmph! Bad husband!" Then she ran to the living room.

Lu Sui put on a black vest and came out. Liang Jingxuan sat on the sofa wrapped in a bunny blanket like a dumpling. Song Huizi fed him peanuts but he kept his mouth shut and refused to eat.

"Auntie, stop feeding him. I just brushed his teeth."

Song Huizi was still wondering, but before she could feed Liang Jingxuan, he passed it to her and coaxed her with a smile, "Then eat it tomorrow. Auntie will wrap it up for you in a newspaper and put it in the drawer under the TV cabinet, okay?"

Liang Jingxuan was easy to coax, and the corners of his eyes curved like a crescent moon, "Okay!"

Lu Sui sat down next to him. He pulled up the little rabbit blanket and moved it. Lu Sui reached out with his long arms and caught him back without making a sound.

"I heard what you just said. I agree with what Second Uncle said. Second Aunt, you should move to the brick factory with us. I will drop you off in the morning and pick you up in the evening."

Song Huizi did not agree to his request, mainly because the army would get drunk as soon as they drank. She had raised so many chickens and ducks, it would be a shame if they were stolen. Moreover, the old sow was now pregnant, which made her even more worried.

The army soldier raised his cigarette stick and said, "Don't worry, I won't drink. If I drink before the new house is built, I will be... I will be a turtle bastard!"

Lu Sui looked unconvinced, "..."

Song Huizi reluctantly believed, "..."

Liang Jingxuan lifted Lu Sui's vest and got inside, saying in a muffled voice, "You said the same thing last time, the time before that. You've been a turtle bastard several times... at least six times!"

The army soldier almost lost his grip on the cigarette holder.

Lu Sui grabbed Liang Jingxuan by the back of his neck and pulled him out, then held his butt against his chest, looked at Lu Jun awkwardly and said, "We're going to bed first, you guys should go to bed early."

Before Lu Jun could say anything, he strode into the room. Liang Jingxuan bumped his head against his arm, "Honey, is Second Uncle angry with me?"

Lu Sui pressed down the corners of his mouth, "No."

On the light blue peony quilt, Liang Jingxuan's leg cramped. Lu Sui held his thigh, his scarlet and sinister eyes filled with all kinds of evil emotions except desire, and his rough fingers rubbed and pressed lightly.

Liang Jingxuan frowned, not knowing what she was thinking, tilted her head and pouted, "Hubby, why can't the pig you and Brother Ying raise be called Xuanbao Pig?"

The veins on Lu Sui's arms bulged, and a twisted smile appeared on his lips. "Fuck you! You're trying to piss me off every day, right? I call them Xuanbao, so what should I call you?"

Liang Jingxuan held his thighs with both hands and sucked his thin lips heavily, "Call me wife, stupid husband!"

Lu Sui looked gloomy, "You want me to call a bunch of pigs my wife?"

When I think of that scene, people who don’t know him would think he’s crazy…

Liang Jingxuan lay lazily in his arms, with her face pressed against his chest muscles, and said innocently, "I'm not asking you to call a pig 'wife', you should call me 'wife'. And didn't you always call me a pig before? I'm a sow and you're a boar, have you forgotten?"

Lu Sui's nerves were pounding, and he was almost going crazy. "Forget it, go to sleep!"

Liang Jingxuan hugged his neck, with a morbid attachment to him, this attachment was attached to every nerve center, "Husband, are you angry?"

Lu Sui frowned heavily, "No!"

Liang Jingxuan raised her foot and kicked his thigh fiercely, "Why are you angry? You said I was a pig, but I didn't get angry... I let you choose between a boar and a sow, but you didn't choose. I chose a boar for you, but you still got angry. What do you want?"

Lu Sui's expression was calm, but his slightly trembling shoulders and the tightness of his waist gave him away. "If you keep talking, go to sleep!"

Liang Jingxuan looked at him straight with her sparkling eyes, her breathing becoming heavier, "I won't sleep with you! Bad husband, I want to sleep with my aunt..."

Lu Sui tightened his arms, "I was wrong... Honey, don't go, I was wrong..."

Liang Jingxuan sobbed softly, "Okay, since you said you were wrong, I will forgive you... I am a good wife, I won't bother with you... If you do this again next time, I will complain to Second Aunt!"

Lu Sui, "..."

The crickets outside Xiaoxuan's window were making it hard for her to sleep. Lu Sui looked at Liang Jingxuan, who was snoring, curiously. The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. It was obviously him who made him angry, but how did it end up like this...

Liang Jingxuan smacked her lips, "Husband..."

Lu Sui smiled softly, turned her head and buried her face in his neck. Forget it, who called her his wife?

It was a long sunny day, with the sun hanging long in the sky. Liang Jingxuan was carrying the benches outside. Lu Sui called him several times, asking him to stop and stay in the van. He was very stubborn and started crying when Lu Sui didn't allow him to move. Lu Sui couldn't beat him or scold him, so he just asked him to move something lighter.

The west wing of Aunt Zhang's house was empty. Song Huizi rented it from her for half a year to store furniture. In addition to Yu Zeying, Lu Sui also hired several men from the village, and they emptied the room in less than an hour.

Liang Jingxuan held the little rabbit in his arms and looked at the empty room with melancholy. He had slept here for nearly four years. The bells hanging on the window frames had rusted, and the big double happiness characters on the wall had faded.

Lu Sui took the little rabbit from his hands and asked, "What's wrong?"

Liang Jingxuan pointed at the big double happiness characters on the wall and said, "I... I haven't been in this bridal chamber with you yet."

Lu Sui looked down at him viciously, "No wedding night?! Then what did we do last night and this morning?"

Liang Jingxuan's face flushed, and she yelled softly, "I'm talking about the wedding day... You left me alone on the wedding day!"

Lu Sui laughed, his tongue touching his upper palate, "Fuck you! I was in the desert at that time, far away from you. I didn't even know you were my wife. How could I have spent my wedding night with you?"

Liang Jingxuan pushed him away arrogantly, "I don't care! It's your fault. You didn't spend the wedding night with me..."

Lu Sui's breath was choked, shocked by these words, and he narrowed his hawk-like eyes dangerously. The voices of Yu Zeying and Lu Jun outside the room came closer and closer, and he raised the corners of his mouth out of his bad nature, "Then go and close the door, I will have my wedding night with you here! You can have sex as long as you want..."

"No! I don't want to be in this bridal chamber, I want to..." Liang Jingxuan hurriedly held his hand, "That's not what I meant... I don't know how to say it! Husband, don't bully me..."

Lu Sui grabbed his hand and bit it hard, "Fuck, who is bullying who?"

Liang Jingxuan groaned in pain, "Whatever you say is what it means, you bad husband!" She snatched the little rabbit from his hands and ran out.

Lu Sui quickly chased after him. Yu Zeying held the wooden barrel and stretched out his legs with a sinister look. Lu Sui was not blind, and a cloud of gloom covered his face as he stepped on him. "Ah!!!"

The screams scared away the little rabbit in Liang Jingxuan's arms.

When Song Huizi heard the scream, she thought he was hit by a bucket, so she rushed over from the pig pen, "What's wrong, Xiaoying? Was he hit by a bucket or something?"

Yu Zeying hugged his feet and jumped up and down, "I was hit by a bucket..."

Lu Sui raised the corner of his mouth, picked up the bucket on the ground silently, blew a loud whistle, and strode out.

Song Huizi helped Yu Zeying to a chair under the osmanthus tree in a misty voice, "Rest for a while, don't move."

Yu Zeying held onto the chair and said, "Okay, Auntie..."

The cicadas on the osmanthus tree were very noisy, making him irritable. He picked up a broom and poked at the branches. Lu Sui came out carrying a three-door cabinet, looked at Lu Jun in the room with a vigilant look, and lowered his voice, "Stop poking, the osmanthus tree is the lifeblood of my second uncle."

Yu Zeying threw the broom in frustration and said, "It's too noisy. When I have a good rest, I will grab them one by one and fry them in the oil pan!"

Liang Jingxuan, who was playing with ants with a branch, heard that there was food and jumped up, "Where is the food?! Brother Ying, are you eating alone?"

Yu Zeying raised his hand and hooked his nose, "Whenever I have something delicious, I always give it to you first. And you eat it all by yourself, you little heartless thing. You are the same as your husband. As expected, there are two different kinds of people sleeping under the same quilt!"

Liang Jingxuan rubbed his nose and asked, "Can't there be two kinds of people sleeping under the same quilt?"

Yu Zeying didn't expect him to understand, so he took off his black duckbill cap and put it on him, "Go play with your ants."

Liang Jingxuan adjusted the brim of his hat and said, "Okay~"

Lu Sui found some insecticide in the house and sprayed it on the osmanthus tree. Not only did the cicadas stop chirping, but Yu Zeying under the osmanthus tree also stopped chirping. He covered his mouth and nose and asked, "Are you killing insects or people?"

Lu Sui shook the pesticide in his hand and said, "They are almost the same! Just tell me whether they are barking or not?"

Yu Zeying frowned and said coldly, "Why are you still shouting when it's already dead? I've already told you my leg is fine, I'll catch it myself, this thing is delicious when fried in oil, crispy, sprinkled with a layer of chili powder, it's absolutely delicious!"

Lu Sui looked at the finger-sized cicadas on the ground and said, "Then even a little bit of meat is not enough to satisfy my hunger..."

Yu Zeying was speechless. "You really have to thank your second uncle for helping you find a wife. You should kowtow to him at least 20 times. Otherwise, with someone like you... he would have to have eyes on his ass to be interested in you."

Lu Sui clenched the pesticide in his hand, "..."

Yu Zeying slightly hunched his body and pulled his chair back, fearing that he would rush and kill him like a bug, "Is it okay for you not to go to the brick factory today?"

Lu Sui bent down and picked up the broom. "Why not? Shuanzi is here, he will watch over it."

Yu Zeying had met Liu Shuanzi, who was well-versed in literature, good at calculating, had beautiful handwriting, and was very thoughtful in his work. "You let him manage such a large brick factory alone, aren't you afraid that he will have other ideas?"

"Who said I let him be in charge alone? Isn't there Wang Dong?" It is impossible for Lu Sui to give power to only one person.

"Wang Dong? I feel like he doesn't seem to be convinced by Liu Shuanzi." Yu Zeying had seen the two of them arguing several times.

"In the brick factory, the young people follow Shuanzi, and the older people follow Wang Dong. I paid them both the same salary on purpose, mainly to check and balance them. Only when the balance is broken can there be competition, and only when there is competition can there be motivation, and only when there is motivation can people work hard."

Lu Sui's recognition of their abilities does not mean that he completely trusts them. He will pay their salaries as usual and will check their accounts every day.

Yu Zeying looked at him again and asked tentatively, "Aren't you afraid that they will rise up and stop doing this?"

Lu Sui looked gloomy.

"I've seen the family situation of each of them. Most of them have elderly parents and young children. Take Wang Dong for example. No matter how much he disobeys Shuanzi, he has to endure it. His daughter is in high school and his wife has retired. His father-in-law and mother-in-law need medicine, and the burden falls entirely on him." To control a person, violence is not necessarily the only way. You just need to grasp his weak spot.

Yu Zeying was still worried, "What if they cooperate? For example, they do something behind your back. You can't keep an eye on them every day."

Lu Sui looked at him coldly, "I don't just use them two people, do I? I'm not that stupid. Just do some small tricks, just kill the chicken to scare the monkeys. As long as the money is in place, are you afraid that you can't find someone more capable than them?" Doing business is not just about doing business, employing people is also a skill.

Yu Zeying immediately felt a chill as if his life was about to be taken away by the look on his face. "When we raise pigs together in the future, you won't treat me like this, right?"

Lu Sui looked disdainful, "You? I never argue with fools."

"That's fine... Hey, that's not right!" Yu Zeying realized it later, "Wait... Say what you just said again!"

Lu Sui threw his hand away, "What did you say? I forgot. By the way, why didn't Mu Xiliang come over today?"

The topic changed, the focus of the conflict was reversed, Yu Zeying even forgot to trace it back, and said with a silly smile, "He was nailing the bed legs at home..."

Lu Sui frowned slightly, "Ah?"

There were intermittent knocking sounds coming from the shabby carved wooden window, and floating light jumped in. Mu Xiliang was sitting on a chair, holding a hammer and struggling to nail the nails into the bed legs. This dragon and phoenix bed was made by an old master in the village when Xiao Si and Yu Jun got married.

The paint hasn't peeled much in over 30 years, and the quality is very durable, but if you use it every day, that may not be the case...

Yu Zeying is 1.9 meters tall and he is 1.8 meters tall. It is almost difficult for him to stretch his legs, let alone stay up all night... Sometimes he also indulges himself during the day...

The legs of the bed were the first to break, followed by the bed rails carved with flowers, birds, fish and insects. Once he wanted to run away, but that lunatic Yu Zeying simply tied him to the bed rails with his pants...

The bed legs broke three times this month, and they broke again this morning...

With a creak, the door opened. Mu Xiliang thought it was Yu Zeying who had returned. He took two steps and realized something was wrong. It was not Yu Zeying...

Yu Zeying had rested under the osmanthus tree. Just as he was about to stand up, his Nokia phone in his pocket rang. He took it out and answered it. His face darkened and darkened. "A Sui, I'm leaving first!"