"Just who are you, you monster?"
Just as Xu Fan was about to deliver the finishing blow.
Mo Xiaoxiao's voice came from the mouth of the person whose face was swollen like a pig's head.
"Brother Xu, it's me, Mo Xiaoxiao."
After some effort, Xu Fan finally confirmed that the other party was indeed Mo Xiaoxiao.
"Girl, what happened to you?"
While applying the ointment to Mo Xiaoxiao, Xu Fan asked her questions.
"Oh, don't even mention it. Aren't I an outdoor food vlogger? This episode is about eating wild honey."
"You didn't eat honey, you were clearly eaten by bees."
"Who says it isn't? We just took a little honey out of the beehive, and someone in the live stream said that our background was photoshopped."
I couldn't stand it, so I just removed the whole honeycomb, and this is what happened.
Ouch, that hurts—
Xu Fan asked, puzzled, "Then what are you doing here so late at night?"
Mo Xiaoxiao was in so much pain that tears came to her eyes.
She said with a wronged expression, "We came back from the mountains very late, and the company doesn't reimburse the hospital expenses. I was thinking of getting some ointment from you and applying it at home."
Who knew that the moment you opened the door, I'd get a huge eye shot.
Xu Fan felt a little embarrassed and quickly apologized.
I did overreact a bit.
After all, we just went through a big battle tonight.
Xu Fan is still in a state of stress.
"Oh dear, your job is really too dangerous, and your company is really heartless, not even handling employee work injuries."
"Who says otherwise? Our company doesn't even offer the five social insurances and one housing fund."
Xu Fan sighed; it was so hard to find a job today.
"I advise you to change jobs. Don't you have a press card?"
Mo Xiaoxiao carefully cleaned the wound and casually replied, "Yes, I graduated from the Communication University of China. What's wrong?"
"I have some big news to share, are you interested?"
Mo Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, and she said, "Tell me quickly."
Xu Fan recounted the story of the body that had sunk to the bottom of Lover's Lake in detail.
Mo Xiaoxiao frowned.
"Isn't that place particularly dangerous?"
Xu Fan waved his hand and said, "It's okay, the Night Watch Bureau has already cleaned it up. I just don't know why they didn't search the bottom of the lake."
Xu Fan thought about the strange coffin and felt a little uneasy.
"You'd better not go into the water; just report this."
Mo Xiaoxiao was skeptical, but she took Xu Fan's ointment and went back to her room.
Xu Fan can finally rest.
He lay in bed, closed his eyes, and fell asleep immediately.
The morning sunlight streamed into the room.
This gradually awakened Xu Fan from his slumber.
I forgot to set my alarm last night.
Xu Fan checked the time on his phone.
Oh no, there are only three minutes left before I have to go to work!
It really is a case of being tied up.
Xu Fan immediately got out of bed and quickly tidied himself up.
I started heading towards the bus stop.
"Whatever you do, don't see the supervisor. Whatever you do, don't see the supervisor."
Xu Fan silently recited this in his heart.
If you were to ask Xu Fan who he fears most at the company, it certainly wouldn't be the boss. After all these years of working there, he doesn't even know what the boss looks like.
His biggest fear is his department head.
The female manager who looked to be in her forties but acted like she was in her thirties and going through early menopause was the one in charge.
She always has a sullen face when she goes to work, as if everyone in the company owes her a million dollars.
She starts cursing whenever things don't go her way, and her cursing is even worse than the old lady eating sunflower seeds in a Tianjin village.
I stayed in the restroom for an extra five minutes because of a colleague.
She blocked the other person's workstation.
They berated that employee for three whole hours, and the content of their beatings was never repeated.
She's known as the "Extinction Master of the IT World"!
But just as Xu Fan arrived downstairs at the company, intending to clock in right on time...
"Hey, Mr. Xu, you have time to come to the company today?"
Xu Fan felt like the back of his head was about to explode.
He turned his head stiffly and greeted them.
"Good morning, Manager Liu."
The fat woman snorted coldly.
"That's really early. Just two more minutes and it'll be lunchtime. Are you here to work or to review the work? If you can't get up in the morning, then don't get up. Just lie in your coffin and get there in one step."
"Manager Liu, I was stuck in traffic this morning, so..."
"Those are all excuses. The company is not an orphanage. We don't take in orphans like you. The company pays you a salary so that you can have the opportunity to show yourself. If you can't even create value, you might as well find a rope and die and be reincarnated sooner."
"Manager Liu, I..."
"What do you mean, 'what ...I'? Your entire bonus this month will be deducted, your performance bonus will be halved, and you'll have to go to the HR department to get the penalty notice yourself.'"
"I won't do it again next time."
"You dare to do it again? I won't deduct your bonus the second time, but you can go directly to the finance department to collect your salary from last month and pack your bags and leave."
"Manager Liu, my sister..."
"Your sister? What does she have to do with me? People like her are a waste of air when they're alive, a waste of land when they're dead, and a waste of money when they're half-dead."
Xu Fan's anger had reached its maximum. He really wanted to use his god-level warrior abilities to disembowel this foul-mouthed fat pig.
Before Xu Fan could even make a move, he saw Manager Liu start shaking his head frantically.
In no time, her face swelled up like a pig's head.
Those who work as programmers in their cubicles, seeing this novelty, stopped working, grabbed some tea and snacks, and moved to the company entrance to watch the spectacle.
Manager Liu stopped shaking his head and started dancing, swaying left and right twice, his hips twisting back and forth.
The shoe print on his butt was just too conspicuous.
Others couldn't see it, but Xu Fan could see it clearly.
Honglian, holding a red oil-paper umbrella, was kicking Manager Liu's buttocks repeatedly.
Manager Liu then let out a bloodcurdling scream, like a pig being slaughtered.
Honglian came to avenge Xu Fan.
So he was particularly ruthless, his ghostly fists raining down on Manager Liu's obese body.
Manager Liu begged for mercy repeatedly, almost revealing his bank card PIN.
Unfortunately, it was no use.
Manager Liu was suddenly lifted up by an unseen force.
Her body, so fat it resembled a ball, tumbled down the company stairs.
Everyone was trying hard to suppress their laughter, and some even took out their phones to record videos.
Many people gave Xu Fan a thumbs up. Although they couldn't see the red lotus, they could sense that Xu Fan was using his supernatural powers.
He's doing a great service to the people!
Honglian didn't say anything this time, but winked at Xu Fan.
Xu Fan felt a chill run down his spine upon seeing this.
This time, instead of kissing or hugging, Honglian simply disappeared from the spot.
Not long after Xu Fan returned to his workstation, the HR manager walked up to him.
"Mr. Xu, Manager Wang wants you to come to his office."
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