As the black zombie became more and more agile, the two men grew increasingly uneasy.
Soon, it was four in the morning. The black zombie's injuries had almost healed, but his nose was still not working properly, and he seemed to be able to tell himself.
Filled with doubt, he took off from the cave and flew past the two of them with a "whoosh." A foul, putrid, and rotten smell almost killed them on the spot.
"Ugh... ugh..."
The two couldn't hold it in any longer and vomited a bunch of poop.
Both of them were quite weak, and the surrounding yin energy was heavy, causing their bodies to tremble. So they added some more firewood to the fire, and they didn't sleep all night.
In this situation, could you sleep? Obviously not. These three members of the Ma family are truly extraordinary. Zhang Xiaomo couldn't help but admire them.
I wonder what the black zombie is doing flying out there.
However, the two of them could take a nap, but... "Boom... Boom..."
It sounded like cannons were being fired from the top of the cave, which made the two of them anxious again.
"What's going on?" Zhang Xiaomo asked curiously.
"I don't know, how about... the two of us go out and take a look?" the old Taoist suggested.
The two exchanged a glance, then looked at the three Ma women sleeping like logs. "Fine! They'll have to rely on themselves then. That way they can react quickly if anything happens."
So the two of them crept around furtively, cautiously peeking their heads out of the hole like gophers.
However, they couldn't see anything from there; the sound came from the top of the cave. Gritting their teeth, the two carefully exited the cave again.
"You damned zombie, I'm perfectly fine in this cave, and you actually try to take it over as soon as you arrive? I'm already being generous by giving you the cave, and you still want to take it all? You've got some nerve!" The speaker was a sunflower with a human face.
Zombie; "Roar roar roar roar roar..."
Sunflower Spirit: "Screw you! How am I supposed to know who it is? I'm being lenient by leaving you a hole. If you piss me off, I'll grow my roots right up to the hole and block it up completely."
Zombie; "Roar roar roar..."
The sunflower spirit said, "Oh dear! You're threatening me? Fine! Then neither of us will have a good time."
So the sunflower spirit unleashed its full power, spraying countless sunflower seeds towards the black zombie. As soon as the seeds landed on the black zombie, they exploded with tremendous force.
Before the black zombie could react, this woman, lacking any martial ethics, directly attacked his face with her ultimate move. How could this be? When had he ever suffered such a fate?
However, the power was indeed quite fierce, forcing him to retreat repeatedly. Moreover, the explosion contained the spiritual energy of sunlight, which he... was finding it difficult to withstand!
The sunflower spirit was exhausted, its green juice splattered everywhere. Its mouth was swollen from spitting out so many seeds, and it had lost more than half of its seeds.
She felt a pang of heartache; this was a child she had saved up for so long!
Black zombie; "…………………………"
That's so vicious! They'd even abandon their child just to beat him up. Is it really worth it?
Black Zombie; "Roar roar roar………………"
Sunflower Spirit: "Screw your mother! Get down here! If you come up again, I'll fucking beat you to death! You just wait and see!"
The sunflower spirit's face looked somewhat fierce and menacing.
However, compared to the woman who came to pee under her today, this black zombie is simply weak, okay?
She was thinking of swallowing the woman whole, but the woman took off her pants and urinated. A little of the urine splashed up and corroded a section of her penis, leaving nothing behind. This terrified her.
She immediately disguised herself as an ordinary sunflower on the spot—that's amazing! She hasn't even made a move yet, and her urine alone is this powerful. If she were to actually attack, wouldn't it be doomed?
It must be said that this sunflower spirit is very clever. It's dark, but if it were daytime, it would have been picked by Mahehua to be used as food.
The black zombie's face had clearly become somewhat human-like, and it was filled with resentment before rushing towards the sunflower.
"Oh! You bastard, I'm going all out! Come on! Let's see what I'm capable of!"
"Boom... Boom..."
"Take this shot, da da da da..." Sunflower's mouth was like a motor, firing one shot after another incessantly.
Zhang Xiaomo and the old Taoist priest were dumbfounded. This was like Plants vs. Zombies.
Uh! No, this is Plants vs. Zombies, but only one plant is fighting alone. I don't know if it can hold out.
The black zombie's body was cratered and pitted by the sunflower seeds, green juice was spilled all over the ground, maggots were wriggling around, and it was roaring "roar roar roar..." but it was getting closer and closer to the sunflower spirit.
The sunflower spirit's face was icy cold. Hmph! It still had its ultimate move to unleash! However, its mouth was a little agape, and it was twitching with pain when it spoke.
Black zombie; "Roar roar roar roar roar..."
The sunflower spirit didn't say anything at this moment. In the blink of an eye, the sunflower spirit plant immediately became no different from an ordinary plant.
Its reaction... seems a bit unusual!
The black zombie was stunned, as were Zhang Xiaomo and the old Taoist priest. "Attack! Why did it stop? They hadn't seen enough!"
Ma Hehua stood behind the group with a gloomy expression. Then, like a swallow, she suddenly leaped up and kicked the black zombie ten meters away with a Naruto kick.
Zhang Xiaomo; "…………………………"
He swallowed hard. This aunt was really fierce. Putting aside the weight of the black zombie, it was just ridiculous that it was kicked away with one kick.
The old Taoist priest: "…………………………"
Well... it's okay to order him around...
"Damn it, why are you yelling like that in the middle of the night? Don't you have any shame for disturbing other people's sleep?" Ma Hehua was like an angry tiger, her eyes full of red light.
The black zombie jumped out of the pit, his nose suddenly clear, but... why did the scent of the woman in front of him make him feel a little pressured?
Whether or not to take the exam is a question worth pondering.
Would Ma Hehua give him a chance? No way. She drew her three-meter-long broadsword and charged forward. The force of her foot slammed into her sneakers, turning them into gaping crocodile mouths.
Suddenly, a strong smell of rotten eggs wafted out. After walking all day and wearing three pairs of socks, I had no idea how strong the smell was.
Zhang Xiaomo rolled his eyes and fainted from the stench. The old Taoist priest, however, was alright; he had some spiritual power and managed to drag Zhang Xiaomo back to the cave with difficulty.
The stage outside was handed over to that young lady; he was left there completely useless. Yes, that's exactly it.
Without saying a word, he dragged Zhang Xiaomo by one leg and walked away at breakneck speed, ignoring the countless stones Zhang Xiaomo's head was hitting.
It was past five o'clock, and Hei Jiang's face was twitching. His nose had become clear at the worst possible time.
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