Old Madam Song: "……………………"
She wanted to curse, but she couldn't. She could tell that this woman was no ordinary person.
Suppressing his temper, he said in a low voice, "It's very clean. I just washed it the day before yesterday."
"What? The day before yesterday? So you didn't wash yesterday or today?" Ma Linghua was completely taken aback.
"Isn't it still early in the day? Why are you washing your bottom in broad daylight?" Old Madam Song almost lost her temper.
"Alright! I'll just wash the knife. Remember to wash your butt every day from now on! If I cut you a few more times and you don't wash your butt, aren't you just making an example of me?"
Madam Song: "???"
What do you mean? Are you trying to cut my butt every day? How can you be so heartless?
"What are you doing here?" she asked, her face grim and her voice low and strained.
"Hey! I'm here to serve you meals! You've been so kind in taking in my family of three, how can I not do my best to serve you?" Ma Linghua felt she was very kind and knew how to repay kindness.
Old Madam Song: "……………………"
“By the way, I’ll be bringing you meals from now on. I think you should go out more often, Madam. There’s a set of health-preserving exercises from my hometown that I think is especially suitable for you. How about this: starting tomorrow, we’ll get up at the crack of dawn and go to bed at the sound of the dog’s crib, and maintain a good daily routine. You’ll definitely live to be a hundred years old.” Ma Linghua spoke with great enthusiasm and passion.
Upon hearing this, Old Madam Song nearly fainted, her vision blurred. Was this supposed to be serving her? Or was it meant to torment her?
"This...this isn't necessary, is it?"
Ma Linghua's previously passionate face immediately turned sinister and vicious, and she performed a Sichuan opera face-changing act on the spot.
"What? You're not happy about it?" he said, reaching out to take the curved knife from her buttocks, then taking out a Purple Thunder Talisman from his pocket.
Grandma Song immediately felt the power of lightning rushing towards her, and Ma Linghua hadn't even used it yet! The power had already covered the entire Buddhist hall.
She was so frightened that she almost revealed her true colors, and cried out, "Yay, yay! You're such a kind and generous person! You're so considerate of an old woman like me. These days, there aren't many people like you. You're a rare find! You're a good person."
"Hmm! Not bad, Madam, you have a discerning eye. Come, Madam, let's have our meal." She grinned as she spoke.
When Madam Song looked up at her smiling, she felt goosebumps rising all over her body.
Ma Linghua opened the food box and exclaimed, "Wow! There's a plate of fish eyes, a plate of pork kidneys, a plate of chicken butts, a plate of duck intestines, and a plate of pig brains!"
"Madam, what are you doing lying there? Come over here, I'll serve you your meal." Ma Linghua's tone was icy.
"No...I don't want to eat. You can put it on the table first. I...my tooth hurts. I'll eat after I rest for a while."
Old Madam Song spoke in a trembling voice.
"Alright then! I'll leave it for you, and you can call me to feed you when the pain subsides! If you need me to feed you and I don't come, you can eat it yourself." Ma Linghua said with some regret.
Old Madam Song: "…………………………"
Ma Linghua closed the door of the Buddhist hall, stood at the door and said, "Pah! You old geezer, you want me to feed you? Dream on! Even my eldest granddaughter doesn't get this treatment!" With that, she wiggled her hips and left.
Old Madam Song: "…………………………"
Was this said on purpose for her to hear? Don't think she can't hear you.
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