The coffin being carried made a grinding, creaking sound, and the coffin lid began to shake violently, as if something inside was breaking free of its shell.
All the drivers felt a chill run down their spines. They could hear something vibrating inside the coffin, and everyone was terrified and uneasy.
Holy crap! This is insane!
The truck driver floored the accelerator, just like Li Fagui, and drove straight through the middle. There was no way to stop him!
He knew that funerals were the most ominous occasions, and that it was a time for good luck and bad luck. He was from the countryside, and his grandmother used to tell him many ghost stories about rural life.
In his entire life, he never imagined he would encounter such a situation. Without thinking about anything else, he quickly left before the coffin was even opened, otherwise it would be difficult to leave.
A group of mourners stood in the middle of the road, but they didn't seem to be leaving; their mourning clothes were a sea of white.
Paper money was flying everywhere, and eeriness was everywhere on the road. "What are you looking at! Are you stupid? Hurry up and drive away!" An old man hit a driver of a bus with a Sichuan license plate on the head.
Only then did the driver come to his senses, close his eyes, and floor the accelerator, following directly after the truck.
The coffin shook more and more violently, and the group of people dressed in white mourning clothes became increasingly eerie. Their heads, like marionettes, slowly turned towards the driver who had not yet opened the coffin.
In an instant, everyone swallowed hard, and until the bus disappeared, none of the remaining vehicles passed by.
At this moment, a cold wind blew, and ghostly wails and howls filled the air. The sounds of funeral music assaulted everyone's eardrums, and the scene outside the car window was exceptionally clear in the moonlight.
Suddenly, a woman dressed in green descended from the sky, a faint smile on her dark blue face, "Hehe..."
The laughter was sharp and unsettling.
Just then, the coffin suddenly opened.
"boom…………"
The coffin lid was thrown far away by a powerful impact, and in everyone's fearful and horrified eyes, a pair of dark blue claws grabbed the mouth of the coffin.
"Heh...heh...heh..."
A series of hoarse, bellows-like sounds came from the coffin.
Everyone swallowed hard, their bodies drenched in sweat, and the driver, who had a heart condition, was scared to death.
As everyone held their breath, the person in the coffin sat up.
Everyone was having trouble breathing. This... is this even human?
By the moonlight, they could see clearly that the monster that sat up had a blue face and fangs, and it even had two faces. Its tongue was also terrifyingly long. One face was smiling, and the other was crying.
But now his two faces are facing everyone, and then both faces grinned. He licked his lips with his scarlet tongue, calmly stood up from the coffin, and with a leap, reached the middle of the road.
Gradually, fog rolled in, and the female ghost in green began to laugh maniacally, her voice sending chills down one's spine.
"My lord, with this ghost realm formed, there will be a constant stream of people for us to enjoy." The female ghost's eerie and chilling words sent shivers down everyone's spines.
The two-faced man nodded. This road was desolate, and he could stay there for a long time. When those people discovered him, he would definitely be able to fight back and become the Ghost King.
Just as he was about to grab a woman and have his way with her, a curved knife flew from behind him.
“Damn it, this city is much dirtier than our countryside. You still say you believe in science? Try using science to deal with this! You can’t even sleep peacefully. You must not have checked the almanac before going out. And you,” Ma Hehua pointed at the two-faced ghost, “couldn’t you have chosen a good time to appear? You had to clash with us. You’re just asking for trouble.”
Ma Hehua's gloomy face looked angry.
At this moment, a strong female voice rang out again, "You damn fool, just do it! What are you dawdling for? You can't do anything right, and you eat nothing left."
An angry Ma Hehua turned her head and immediately said with a fawning smile, "Yes, yes, Mother, I'll do it right away."
He turned his head, his face filled with malice.
The drivers; "……………………"
Wow! Not bad, she even captured the essence of Sichuan opera face-changing.
"Who goes there? State your name!" The female ghost immediately flew to stand in front of the male ghost.
"It's Ma Hehua, take this!"
The curved blade flew back quickly from behind the male ghost, leaving the surrounding drivers and others dumbfounded. This world was too fantastical; if they survived, they'd be bragging about it for the rest of their lives.
The scimitar was incredibly fast, and it wailed, as if it were the howling of a vengeful ghost.
The female ghost watched the curved knife fly back into her hand with disdain in her eyes. What could that sickle-like knife do? It was only good for cutting pig feed.
However, she soon felt something was wrong with her. The yin energy in her chest was leaking out quickly like a hole. She slowly lowered her head to take a look.
Unbeknownst to her, a large hole appeared in her chest, and she was also being corroded by a powerful black aura. Unable to stand, she collapsed to the ground.
"My lord, I...I'm afraid I can't...I can't accompany you to complete your great undertaking. I truly...I love you so much..."
"call out!"
The scimitar delivered another blow to her.
woman;"……………………"
"What are you babbling about? Is this some kind of Farewell My Concubine? Me? What about me? You were a woman when you died, weren't you? How come you're still so promiscuous after you're dead? Your husband is such a coward, he's been cuckolded so many times." Ma Hehua gave her a disgusted look and kicked her away.
The drivers; "……………………"
I've learned something new! I didn't know women could be cuckolded even after they die!
The male ghost's face was icy cold. "Outrageous! Since you dared to harm Qing'er, how... how dare you..."
"Clap clap clap!"
The three loud, crisp, and pleasant slaps were particularly clear in the quiet night.
"You...how could you..."
"Clap clap clap!"
Three more loud slaps followed.
"Hmph! Pah!" Ma Hehua spat into her palm, a mocking smile on her face. "Speak up! Go ahead and say it!"
The male ghost was momentarily dazed, his face turning ashen. This was outrageous! He was determined to tear her to pieces. "I..."
"Smack!"
The saliva-covered hand delivered a powerful blow to the male ghost, making him see stars.
"Hiss hiss hiss..."
Everyone watching closed their eyes, their mouths twitching; damn it, they couldn't feel any pain.
Male ghost; "…………………………"
"You deserve to die." The male ghost immediately transformed, his body slowly swelling up, the clothes that were worn by a normal person burst open, and he became five meters tall. His face merged into one, and he actually looked somewhat like a human.
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