Chapter 362 Wen Leyu: "I'm so good to you, and you say I'm a tiger?"
After entering June, the weather in Beijing started to get hot.
Outside the quadrangle of Zaojun Temple there is a big elm tree with dense branches and leaves, casting a shade that just happens to cover most of the yard into a cool place.
So Li Ye got two lounge chairs and a small table, and on two days a week when there were suitable classes, he would come over to experience the life of the landlords in the old society.
Watermelon soda, fruits and peach kernels are placed on the small table, and the exquisitely crafted bamboo chairs are cool and comfortable. If there is also a little maid fanning with a palm-leaf fan, it will be complete.
Unfortunately, Li Ye had no maid by his side, only Wen Leyu.
Wen Leyu was lying on a recliner, holding a book in one hand and a bottle of soda in the other. She would yell "ah ah" at Li Ye from time to time, signaling Li Ye to give her some fruit. She was even more like a landlord than his wife.
Of course, Li Ye’s service was not in vain.
Summer home clothes are relatively thin. Wen Leyu stretched out her body on the chair, with a slender waist, long legs and exquisite curves. She was tight where she should be tight and bulging where she should be bulging. Her beauty was in full view.
This was the result of Li Ye's training for more than two years, so Li Ye could look however he wanted. But if others looked at her a few more times, Li Ye didn't need to do anything, Wen Leyu could let them know what it meant to not look at something inappropriate.
However, just standing still and doing nothing is not a solution, so Li Ye decided to proceed step by step and slowly.
"Xiao Yu, our department is holding a dance next week. I haven't danced for a long time, so my hands and feet are not very good at it. How about you teach me today?"
Wen Leyu, who was eating watermelon and reading a book, suddenly "froze" for a second, with the watermelon in his hand still at his mouth.
Then, she slowly turned her head and glanced at Li Ye several times with a penetrating gaze.
"Are you sure you just want me to teach you how to dance? Nothing else?"
"No, absolutely not! It's just dancing."
Li Ye would never admit that his real purpose was to do the wall-bang again.
But Wen Leyu smiled slyly and lay back down to read with disdain.
"Tsk, what's the point of just dancing? Just grab a stool and do it yourself. I'll beat the rhythm for you, move, move, move, move!"
“.”
Li Ye was stunned for a second, and after weighing the options, he said, "How about we try something else?"
"Hmph~, I knew you, a pervert, really have ulterior motives!"
As soon as Li Ye finished speaking, Wen Leyu jumped up from his recliner.
Then she jumped onto Li Ye without even wearing shoes, stepped on Li Ye's calves with her smooth and delicate feet, and poked Li Ye's nose directly with her white and tender fingers.
"Tell me, how long have you had this evil thought in your mind?"
"Do you know that I didn't fall asleep last time I went back?"
"I'm warning you, Li Ye, don't be as perverted as those rogue poets. Did you hear me? Did you hear me!!!"
“.”
Li Ye suddenly wanted to drink iced soda, because only iced soda could suppress the dryness in his mouth and tongue at this moment.
The girl suddenly jumped over. Perhaps she thought that Li Ye's thoughts had been exposed and she could teach Li Ye a lesson for his proud behavior.
But she had no idea how strong the desire to commit a crime this behavior brought to Li Ye.
In the middle of summer, a man and a woman in summer clothes were lying on a recliner. If you say Li Ye had no reaction, then you should consider inventing the little blue pill.
It was Wen Leyu. After a few seconds of feeling proud, he felt something was wrong and his ears began to turn red.
Wen Leyu is conservative in her thinking, but instinctively, she is also very sensitive, which is a typical case of her thoughts lagging behind her reactions.
Weeds have no gender. Li Ye’s heart has weeds, but Wen Leyu’s heart does not.
But Wen Leyu has always had only one person in her heart. Li Ye will be hers sooner or later. She didn't try out the idea of having a good relationship with him in advance, and she didn't notice anything unusual even when the weeds were very tall.
"Hey, pay attention to me~"
The girl said something harsh and was about to leave, but unfortunately her hands had already been grabbed by Li Ye.
"I told you not to mess around!"
Facing the timid Wen Leyu, Li Ye shook his head and said, "No, no, no, I just want to ask, Xiaoyu, can you tell me the truth? What were you thinking about that night when you couldn't sleep?"
“.”
Li Ye would never force Wen Leyu. For a girl like this who has eyes only for him, the best outcome would be to take it slow and let things work out naturally.
But it's okay to tease, right? I just leaned against you, why did you stay awake most of the night?
Don't think I haven't seen information about puberty of the opposite sex. Girls develop earlier than boys.
"I"
Wen Leyu, who was acting so aggressive just now, suddenly became speechless.
[What was I thinking about that night? Can I tell you? Can I tell you? You are such a fool, how dare you ask? ]
If he were talking to other people, Wen Leyu would not bother to think and would just casually answer questions that were irrelevant, leaving others completely confused.
But when it comes to Li Ye, Wen Leyu will not lie.
Because he felt that Li Ye had never lied to her, and Li Ye would never lie to her.
So Wen Leyu could only ask Li Ye: "Why are you asking this? What does it have to do with you if I can't sleep?"
Li Ye exhaled a breath and blew it on Wen Leyu's chest, then said sincerely: "I didn't sleep well that night. As soon as I closed my eyes, you were there, and as soon as I opened them, you were gone. Later, I thought that if I fell asleep, I might be able to do whatever I want in my dreams, but in the end..."
"What was the result?"
"In the end, I didn't find you in my dream."
Wen Leyu suddenly became nervous for no reason and asked viciously, "Who did you find in your dream?"
Li Ye said: "I found a little tiger in my dream. It looked quite cute, but it seemed a little weird no matter how I looked at it."
Wen Leyu was a little disappointed and said without much interest, "What's wrong? Is it because there is no tail or no ears?"
Li Ye suppressed a laugh and said, "No, the tiger is intact, except that the word on its forehead is not '王', but '文'."
“.”
Wen Leyu was stunned for three full seconds, then exploded.
"Li Ye, you actually said I was a tigress? How am I like a tigress?"
"Am I not good enough to you? I am not that good to my dad, and you actually say I am a tiger."
Although Li Ye grabbed Wen Leyu's wrists, his claws were grabbing the front of Li Ye's shirt.
"Today I will turn into a tiger for you to see, woooo~"
Wen Leyu suddenly tensed all his muscles, exerted force with both arms, grabbed Li Ye's clothes and lifted him up half an inch from the recliner, then pushed him back down heavily.
Then he pulled it up again, and smashed it down again, torturing Li Ye like a tamping hammer.
Moreover, it kept making tiger roars of "Awooo Awooo" from its mouth, and was baring its small teeth, looking for a place to bite.
I have to say that the results of Li Ye's training for more than a year are not fake. Wen Leyu looks slender and graceful, but when the muscles of her whole body work together, she is still very explosive and actually shook Li Ye's more than 100 pounds.
The force of the pounding was like that of tamping, causing the bamboo chairs to creak and scream. If an outsider heard it, he would definitely think of some scenes that are not suitable for description.
But the girl, whose adrenaline was running high in a hurry, didn't notice that both Li Ye and herself were walking on the edge of danger.
When Wen Leyu was trying to throw Li Ye, physical contact between the two was inevitable. Just like in judo, the same force you give to others is the same as the force others will give you.
The heartbeat quickens, the breathing becomes rapid, the complexion becomes flushed, the temples become disheveled, and the clothes gradually become undone. This is the typical appearance of a passionate relationship.
Li Ye felt somewhat guilty. No matter how smart the girl born in 1984 was, she was no match for the old driver from the 21st century. He was just teasing her unintentionally, but why did his evil plan seem to be succeeding?
[It's really not my fault. Xiaoyu likes me and I like her. It's a mutual affection.]
“Ding Di~”
Just as Li Ye was defending his innocence in his mind and preparing to take advantage of the situation to capture the little tiger, a car horn suddenly sounded from the far entrance of the alley, and then the sound of tires rubbing against the ground approached briskly.
Li Ye's yard became completely quiet.
Li Ye lay on the bamboo chair and dared not move. Wen Leyu stepped on Li Ye and dared not move, for fear that the bamboo chair would make any noise and be heard by people outside.
The young couple prayed in their hearts that the car was not heading for their home.
Because the two of them are so embarrassed now. Although it can be said that it is a little tiger showing off its power and biting its owner, if it falls into the eyes of outsiders, it actually looks more like the spider spirit stepping on Tang Monk and preparing to enjoy its dinner.
Unfortunately, Murphy's Law is real. The car squeaked and stopped in front of Li Ye's door. Li Ye could tell it was a Crown by the way the door opened and closed.
“Knock knock knock~knock knock knock”
"Xiao Ye, it's me, open the door."
"Watson's not home"
"Knock knock knock~, Xiaoye, Xiaoye? Are you sleeping so soundly?"
At this time, Ma Qianshan's voice suddenly rang out: "Brother Peng, we are here at a bad time, right?"
"Hmm? Damn, let's go."
Jin Peng looked at the door that was locked from the inside, seemed to realize something, and quickly turned around and left.
But before he left, he heard a loud bang in the yard.
Wen Leyu took advantage of Li Ye's anger, broke free from Li Ye's locks, jumped to the ground, stretched out his legs and kicked on the armrests of the bamboo chair.
The slender long legs were very resilient and in one go, they knocked Li Ye over with his chair.
The problem was that she was not satisfied after kicking Li Ye to the ground. Before Li Ye could get up, she ran over, grabbed Li Ye's wrist, and bit it.
That's a real bite!
"Hiss~"
Li Ye was in so much pain that he had to shout, "Brother Peng, wait a minute. I'm sleepy and I'll open the door right away."
After hearing Li Ye's cry, Wen Leyu loosened his mouthful of small white teeth and spared Li Ye.
Unsatisfied, she reached out and pinched Li Ye again, then picked up her slippers from the floor, ran into her room like a flash, and slammed the door.
Li Ye straightened the bamboo chair with his foot, shook his wrist, picked up the towel on the small table and wrapped it around his hand to cover the bright red teeth marks.
Then Li Ye did not open the door immediately, but took a standing posture of Bao Yuan Shou Yi, breathing slowly, and silently chanting in his heart, "Color is emptiness, emptiness is color."
This is a technique I learned when I was young in my previous life, specifically to solve the embarrassing situation of having an erection after a nap.
After a few seconds, Li Ye's breathing became steady and his complexion became normal, and all abnormal signs disappeared.
Wen Leyu, who was hiding in his room and staring at Li Ye through the gap in the curtains, instantly learned the trick and started standing and breathing.
Li Ye opened the gate, but Jin Peng and Ma Qianshan did not come in immediately. Instead, they stood outside the door somewhat awkwardly, stretching their necks to look into the yard.
When they saw two lounge chairs placed side by side under the shade of the tree, their expressions were wonderful.
Li Ye glanced at them and said with a smile: "Brother Peng, is there something important that you didn't call me but came to see me in person?"
Jin Peng touched his scalp awkwardly and smiled bitterly at Li Ye.
[I do have something important to say, but how would I know that you have something more important! ]
(End of this chapter)
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