Chapter 169 Chang Dafeng vs. Ma Gaosheng
The wind is so noisy tonight, and the moonlight is so enchanting.
Chang Dafeng is equally captivating under the moonlight.
Oh no, it's more like being completely bewildered and confused.
Chang Dafeng's face was flushed, her eyes were glazed, and her clothes were disheveled as she clung tightly to Ma Gaosheng from their courtyard, shouting, "I knew it, I knew it, it's you who likes me, right? You were the one who pinched my butt just now, weren't you?" (Thanks to Baozi for the reminder earlier, changing the character makes it even funnier, hahaha~)
Chang Dafeng smiled shyly, her old face flushed, "You rascal, don't be like that, I'm willing, I'm willing to do anything!"
After saying that, she pouted and offered her fiery red lips.
Ma Gaosheng: "!!!"
Ma Gaosheng's face underwent a fascinating transformation, changing from green to purple.
He struggled frantically, trying to push her away, despite his disgust and fear. "Pah! Pah! I didn't pinch your butt! You've got the wrong person! Aunt Chang, wake up! I'm Ma Gaosheng! Wake up! Let go of me!"
I'm not your lover! You old bastard, let go of me! How long has it been since you showered and changed your clothes? You smell like a stench! Ugh!
Chang Dafeng not only didn't regain her senses, but also clung even closer to Ma Gaosheng as if she were seeing her beloved man.
Then, in his struggle, Ma Gaosheng saw Chang Dafeng's mouth, like some kind of man-eating monster, getting closer and closer to him...
"Let me go! Let me go! Ahhh! Help!"
Ma Gaosheng kept tilting his head back and screaming in terror.
With a "smack".
Aunt Chang's fiery red lips were imprinted on Ma Gaosheng's cheek.
The sky collapsed and the earth cracked! My soul was shattered and my courage was terrified!
That's all there is to it!
Ma Gaosheng's expression changed drastically in an instant.
Ma Gaosheng bent over and began to gag.
"...Ugh! Ugh!!"
"...Hee hee hee!"
I feel like throwing up my leftovers from the night before.
Everyone present stared wide-eyed at the astonishing scene before them, their mouths agape.
They were all shocked, unsure whether to be astonished that Ma Gaosheng had actually pinched Aunt Chang's butt, or that Chang Dafeng had actually kissed Ma Gaosheng!
Either of these is absolutely phenomenal, incredibly phenomenal.
It can blow the whole place away, leaving people stunned and speechless.
These two really hid themselves very well!
Everyone craned their necks, pricked up their ears, and opened their mouths wide to eat the melon seeds.
Good heavens! Good heavens! I was so glad I chose to go to the movies today!
This is even more exciting than a movie!
"Wait, what's wrong with Aunt Chang? She looks drunk." Someone was reluctant to believe that Chang Dafeng was that kind of person. It was none other than Aunt Yan. Although Aunt Yan didn't get along with Chang Dafeng either, she admired one thing about Chang Dafeng: her loyalty.
Aunt Chang never remarried after Old Man Zheng died, nor did she have any contact with other men. How loyal she was!
In the eyes of Aunt Yan, whose cerebellum was bound with foot-binding cloth, women should be faithful to one man until the end!
That's what makes a good woman!
Unlike that vixen Bai Zhenzhu, who seduces men everywhere!
Guan Ailian rolled her eyes. "Hmph, I didn't smell any alcohol. She's probably faking it. Don't forget, Aunt Chang used to peep at Ma Gaosheng when he went to the toilet. He has a criminal record. She might have been eyeing him for a while now." She wouldn't let any opportunity slip by, determined to crush Chang Dafeng in the mud. Hmph, daring to challenge her!
After Guan Ailian mentioned it, everyone remembered.
Didn't Chang Dafeng sneak into the public toilet to peep at Ma Gaosheng when he used the toilet a few months ago?
Could it be that he was already thinking about it back then?
Aunt Yan, who had previously spoken up for Chang Dafeng, also fell silent.
She took back what she had said earlier. Bah! Such an old scoundrel doesn't deserve her mentioning him!
...
Ma Gaosheng was vomiting violently, but Chang Dafeng wasn't done yet. She pulled him into her arms and snorted, "You rascal, I finally caught you, don't even think about escaping!"
Ma Gaosheng was vomiting when she pulled him so hard he almost choked on his saliva.
"Help! Help! Someone pull this crazy woman away! Save me! Waaah!"
Chang Dafeng felt increasingly hot and restless, as if ants were crawling all over her body. She twisted her body a few times in discomfort.
She drew out the words, her tone ambiguous, "You rascal, I feel so bad, please help me, please help me~~~"
How can he help?!
A chill ran down Ma Gaosheng's spine, and he let out a sharp, explosive cry. "What are you doing?! Aunt Chang, where are you putting your hands?! Chang Dafeng, you old shrew, what are you doing?!" Ma Gaosheng's voice trembled with each cry of fear.
Damn it, he knew it, he knew it! That old scoundrel has always been after me!
Not only did they peep at me while I was using the toilet, but now they're taking advantage of me in public to grope me!
That old scoundrel! That horny, lecherous old man!!!
"Help! Help! There's a pervert here!"
"Hey! Anyone going to do something about this old scoundrel?!"
How can these people be so cold-hearted and heartless!
They just stood by and watched him being sexually assaulted by an old woman without doing anything. Are they even human?!
Actually, it wasn't that everyone deliberately didn't save him; it's just that the situation was so shocking that everyone was still in a daze and too engrossed in watching the drama to pay attention to anything else.
Moreover, people generally subconsciously believe that men can't suffer losses, so no one really realized it.
If Ma Gaosheng knew about this idea, he would cry his eyes out.
Men can't stand being taken advantage of, but... but this is an old lady! How can they be the same?!
In his panic, Ma Gaosheng frantically tried to defend himself, but Chang Dafeng, an old woman, was incredibly strong. Ma Gaosheng could only watch helplessly as her two withered, bark-like hands defiled his beautiful body.
Chang Dafeng's subordinate made an unexpected move.
Everyone exclaimed in shock: "My God!!!" Their eyes practically popped out of their sockets!
Is this a really strong move right from the start?!
Is this something they can watch for free?
And then, here comes the important part!
She, she even... and then let out a series of cackling laughs.
Ma Gaosheng stared in disbelief at the old woman's bark-like face, and after a long while, he suddenly let out a shrill scream.
"Aaaaaah!!!"
The screams were utterly devastating, filled with a chilling, heart-wrenching pain and a sense of utter despair.
It's truly heartbreaking to hear and tearful to see.
"Aaaaaah!!!"
Two tears of despair slid down Ma Gaosheng's cheeks.
Ma Gaosheng felt extremely sad.
He's dirty, he's dirty, he's really dirty!
He was actually touched by Chang Dafeng, such a slovenly, vulgar, and unsightly old woman!
This disgusting old lady, whom I used to look down on, actually took advantage of me!
An insult! This is an absolute insult to him!
Chang Dafeng, if Ma Gaosheng doesn't avenge this, he's no man! Waaaaah!
Not far away, Ren Yongsheng watched this scene from beside the movie projector, and a strange feeling of relief and lingering fear rose in his heart.
Damn it, thank goodness I only pinched Chang Dafeng's butt. Even if I'm disgusted, I can just wash my hands with soap a few more times when I get back and it will be clean.
It's not a big problem.
If that slovenly old lady touched that spot, good heavens! How traumatic would that be?
I'm afraid even if you wash your skin raw, you still won't get it clean.
It might even hinder his ability to regain his former glory...
Thinking of this, Ren Yongsheng strangely felt a tiny bit of sympathy for Ma Gaosheng.
Poor thing, how did she end up being targeted by that extremely slovenly old woman, Chang Dafeng?
After this shock, can this man still be considered a man?
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