Chapter 183 Toilet Battle
On an ordinary morning, a fierce battle broke out unexpectedly in the men's restroom of Xiaohuaihua Hutong. The two sides were locked in a tense struggle, exchanging blows without any mercy.
Both sides suffered heavy losses, yet the conflict continued relentlessly.
Amidst the flames of war and a hail of bullets from the guns.
Yu Junsheng was cornered in the last stall of the toilet, tears welling up in his eyes. He hugged his weak and helpless self tightly, trembling.
Waaaaah! Honey, I was wrong!
I was really wrong!
I should have listened to you; I shouldn't have squatted in the toilet with that damn chrysanthemum!
Damn it, they're just two rotten chrysanthemums, what's so interesting about them?
Now look what's happened, you've disgusted yourself to death, and you still can't get out.
One wrong move and it could be life-threatening.
Fortunately, the light in the last compartment was broken, and it was pitch black there, so the two people who were fighting fiercely couldn't see it. Otherwise, he might not have survived today!
Honey, come save me! Waaaaah!
Achoo! Achoo!
In the second courtyard of the large tenement building number 35, Cheng Jiajia, who was cooking breakfast in the kitchen, suddenly sneezed twice.
"No, who's talking about me behind my back?"
Cheng Jiajia resolutely cursed back, and all the curses she received bounced back!
Cheng Jiajia didn't even consider the possibility of Yu Junsheng.
She knew that Yu Junsheng had been squatting in the toilet every morning for the past few days, watching Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang, trying to see if they had become sisters as she had said.
Actually, in Cheng Jiajia's opinion, there's nothing to see here. Judging from the way they saw it when they came back, it's probably pretty much the truth.
If anything happens in the future, we can just use this to extort Zheng Haiyang.
I'm not afraid he won't fall for it.
This person insists on watching those heavy-handed videos first thing in the morning; I have no idea what they're thinking.
In the men's restroom.
Yue! Yue! Yue!
Looking at the mess that the two 'sister flowers' had made, Yu Junsheng felt utterly hopeless.
Good heavens! What sins has he committed to deserve such torment?
When will this ever end?
If they keep fighting, they won't even have enough gold in the toilets to go around!
Waaaaah! He wants to go out!
The weak, pitiful, and helpless Yu Junsheng kept cursing the sisters who attacked with biological weapons in his mind, unaware that his savior was already on his way.
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It is said that Ren Yongsheng learned yesterday that Dong Xiangxiang was carrying a boy, and he was so happy that he drank a little wine. He was not very clear-headed when he woke up this morning.
Staggering and groggy, I went to the toilet.
The man had just stepped into the restroom when he smelled a strange odor, and then suddenly saw the scene inside.
Ren Yongsheng: "!!!"
Damn it, is he still drunk?
Or did I rise too quickly and hallucinate?
He rubbed his eyes and looked again, and was immediately jolted awake.
The words in my heart blurted out involuntarily:
"Holy shit! Holy shit! What are you guys doing? Isn't the outside enough for you to cause trouble? Why are you coming to the toilet to do something funny?"
Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang, who were already red-eyed with rage, were both stunned for a moment, then their faces darkened, and they turned to stare fiercely at Ren Yongsheng.
"Do you want to die?! What nonsense are you spouting?"
Ren Yongsheng: "!!!"
Damn it, are these two perverts planning to poison me?
He shuddered in fright and scurried away on his thin legs.
Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang tried to stop him, but it was too late; the guy was screaming as he ran.
"Good heavens! This is terrible! This is terrible! Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang are playing with gold in the men's restroom, taking their pants down!!"
"This is terrible! This is terrible!"
"Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang were playing a game of throwing gold while their pants were down in the bathroom!!"
These two earth-shattering, earth-shattering roars stunned everyone around them.
They were truly stunned, frozen in place as if under a spell, unable to believe what they were hearing.
What the hell are you throwing?!
They...they didn't hear wrong, did they?
Suddenly, an older woman wailed, "Oh dear! Our alley is going to be a laughingstock again!"
With Ren Yongsheng's constant announcements over the loudspeaker, everyone in Compound No. 35 knew about it.
Most other people who heard the news were just there to watch the show.
Zou Qianjin almost fainted, but Zou Qingshu caught him in time to prevent him from falling.
His voice was weak and feeble. "What sins did I commit to become this supervisor?"
And then there's Cheng Jiajia, whose expression changed slightly.
I'm a little worried.
Yu Junsheng is still in the toilet. I hope he wasn't accidentally hurt by those two bastards.
She didn't think those two were up to any tricks. After what happened at the Tail-Cutting Society, those two were probably going to become enemies. It was good that they didn't fight. What kind of tricks were they up to?
Ignoring the sight of the burning firewood, Cheng Jiajia threw a piece of firewood under the stove and ran towards the public toilet.
She needed to hurry over and bring the person back.
At the same time, everyone from the surrounding courtyards rushed towards the public toilet.
Good heavens! Throwing gold around like that!
Although it was a bit disgusting, it was a truly once-in-a-century spectacle!
They absolutely must go and see those two warriors!
This is a 'heroic figure' who will be recorded in the history of their Xiaohuahua Hutong!
The people in compound number 35 had very mixed feelings; it's true they enjoyed watching the excitement.
But being the butt of jokes by others doesn't make you feel good.
Why can't Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang just shut up? Isn't there enough room for them to play around in this vast world?
Why did you have to go to a public restroom to do that?
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