Chapter 159 A huge lump of poop came first thing in the morning!
Zheng Haiyang dreamed that he and Yu Jun had both successfully gone on blind dates.
One after the other, he married Cheng Jiajia, Yu Junsheng's wife, while his troublemaker Jiang Qiubai married Yu Junsheng.
Their two families were like a control group.
After marriage, Cheng Jiajia dutifully managed the household, taking excellent care of his mother and younger siblings. With the home front secure, he was able to focus wholeheartedly on his work and quickly gained his superior's appreciation, being promoted to captain of the security department. His future was bright, and he was the most popular person in the courtyard, with all the neighbors coming to flatter him.
On the contrary, the people across the street would argue every few days about Jiang Qiubai's subsidies to her family or Yu Junsheng's job, making their lives a complete mess. Yu Junsheng also remained humiliated at the scrap metal recycling station, never moving an inch, and never even went to work at the machinery factory.
What happened next...?
Zheng Haiyang tried hard to open his eyes wide to see what happened to him later, but there was always a fog in front of him, and he couldn't see clearly no matter what.
Zheng Haiyang suddenly woke up in the darkness.
When I opened my eyes, it was still the familiar room from my memories.
Zheng Haiyang quickly turned over and glanced at the sleeping figure beside him. It was Jiang Qiubai, no doubt. That troublemaker was still in their house.
So, everything that just happened was just a dream?
Zheng Haiyang didn't know how he felt. Was he relieved or disappointed?
For a moment, he even vaguely felt that his life should be like the one in his dream.
Cheng Jiajia should be his wife, while Jiang Qiubai, that troublemaker, should marry Yu Junsheng.
But Cheng Jiajia's personality is so different from the one in the dream.
He remembered that the woman in his dream was a very quiet and honest person. She always worked silently and had no presence at home. She did whatever he said, and even when her mother scolded her, she would only feel sad silently and dare not say anything.
But the current Cheng Jiajia... he had experienced her sharp tongue before; she was unforgiving and not at all gentle.
Moreover, he had seen her chatting with Aunt Cao while eating sunflower seeds many times, while Yu Junsheng washed dishes at home. He had also seen Yu Junsheng get up early in the morning to make breakfast, while Cheng Jiajia slept until the food was cooked before getting up.
This person doesn't seem like the kind of virtuous and capable homemaker.
Zheng Haiyang chuckled self-deprecatingly. No wonder people say dreams are the opposite of reality. He must have been anxious lately because of too many upsetting things, which is why he was having wild thoughts in his dreams.
What a load of nonsense!
Zheng Haiyang closed his eyes again and tried to sleep, forcing his mind to stop thinking about the dream.
For some reason, Zheng Haiyang tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.
...
Perhaps because reality was too awful and there was nothing to be satisfied with, Zheng Haiyang found the scene in his dream so desirable. If, if there really was someone who stayed at home and took care of his housework, could he also get promoted and receive a raise just like in his dream?
Zheng Haiyang tossed and turned all night, his mind filled with the scenes from his dream, and he finally fell asleep in the early hours of the morning.
When Zheng Haiyang woke up as usual in the morning, Jiang Qiubai was already up in the kitchen cooking. Zheng Haiyang was satisfied with this. Although this troublemaker was a hindrance, at least he was diligent in doing housework.
He quickly dressed and tidied himself up, then took his washbasin and teacup out to wash up.
Zheng Haiyang was still thinking about the dream he had last night when he put down the washbasin and saw the door of the east wing opposite him open.
Cheng Jiajia, still sleepy-eyed, yawned as she came out carrying a washbasin.
Perhaps it was because of the dream last night, but seeing Cheng Jiajia and Zheng Haiyang suddenly made me feel a little strange.
But soon, he frowned.
What time is it? As a woman, as someone's wife, how can you get up so late?
That won't do!
Their family can't tolerate a daughter-in-law like that!
Looking across at the kitchen, Yu Junsheng was busy inside, and Zheng Haiyang's brows furrowed even more, as if he wanted to trap a fly.
In the past, if Cheng Jiajia got up so late, Zheng Haiyang would just look down on her in his heart and laugh at Yu Junsheng, that sly man, for choosing to marry such a lazy woman.
But now, he didn't know why, but seeing Cheng Jiajia only now getting up so lazily, he felt very uncomfortable, extremely uncomfortable.
Zheng Haiyang frowned, holding back for a while, but couldn't help it and spoke in a scolding tone, "Xiao Cheng, you're supposed to be a wife, how can you sleep until this late? And you're waiting for Junsheng to cook for you, is that reasonable? Look at all the wives in our yard, which one is as lazy as you? A woman should be more diligent and virtuous to be loved."
Cheng Jiajia: "..."
Cheng Jiajia: "!!!"
Cheng Jiajia was still in a daze when she was hit, and after realizing what nonsense this person was talking about, she almost laughed in anger.
Are you crazy?!
She immediately rolled up her sleeves, put her hands on her hips, and got into a fighting stance. Pointing her finger at Zheng Haiyang's nose, she started yelling, "What the hell are you talking about! Diligent my ass! Virtuous your whole family! I'm telling you, why is your mouth so gossipy? What business is it of yours when I get up? What right do you have to spout nonsense? My husband likes to cook for me, and I'm happy to do it. Do you have a problem with that or are you jealous? Even if you have a problem, keep it to yourself! What business is it of yours, a complete outsider like me, about what my husband and I do!"
Then she stared at Zheng Haiyang suspiciously, "Hey, wait a minute, you're always watching what we young couple do in the house, do you actually have some kind of weird fetish?"
Zheng Haiyang frowned, finding the man's foul language and lack of manners quite offensive, and also his unreasonable behavior. "Don't talk nonsense, I wasn't watching you..."
But why would Cheng Jiajia let him speak?
Before Zheng Haiyang could finish speaking, she slapped her thigh in alarm, exclaiming loudly as if she had been frightened, "Oh my god! Everyone, be careful! There's a pervert in our neighborhood who's always eyeing other people's men! Everyone be careful not to let him harm your men! Be very careful!"
Zheng Haiyang: "!!!"
Holy shit!
Zheng Haiyang stared wide-eyed at Cheng Jiajia in disbelief.
No, how could a perfectly normal person say such inhuman things?!
That wasn't all. Cheng Jiajia shouted warily towards the kitchen, "Junsheng, stay away from those perverts from now on! Don't let them get you into trouble!"
The worry, wariness, and caution in his words were obvious to anyone.
The neighbors, who were brushing their teeth while eavesdropping, were so startled they almost dropped their toothbrushes.
Soon, a loud reply came from the kitchen, "Hey! Honey! I'll listen to you, I'll stay far away from him!" She added sarcastically, "I'm happy to cook for you, and I won't cook for him no matter how jealous others are!"
Cheng Jiajia almost burst out laughing.
Good heavens! With this coordinated attack, the two of them have now nailed Zheng Haiyang to the pillar of shame for coveting Yu Junsheng.
"Oh my god! No way?"
"I think what Xiao Cheng said makes a lot of sense. Otherwise, why would he talk about Xiao Cheng in such a sour tone? He must be jealous that Yu Junsheng cooks for Xiao Cheng but not for him!"
"Good heavens! There really is such a person in our yard! No, no, I have to make sure my husband stays away from that Zheng guy from now on!"
"That's right, that's right! We can't let him take advantage of us like this!"
People might not believe it if it were someone else, but who can blame them but Zheng Haiyang, who was the subject of those rumors before?
After this once or twice, everyone believed it instantly.
Not a single doubt, not one at all!
When rumors circulated that Zheng Haiyang liked men, everyone avoided him like the plague. But after a while, no one saw him do anything unusual to the men in the courtyard, so everyone just assumed it was a rumor.
But who would have thought that this person would take a liking to Yu Junsheng?!
Damn it, it wasn't just a rumor! This bastard was really good at hiding his true intentions!
Look, look, that's how they've been exposed.
Otherwise, why would a grown man like him concern himself with who cooks for Yu Junsheng and Cheng Jiajia, what time they get up and what they do?
It must be jealousy! Jealousy that Yu Junsheng treats his wife so well.
He was jealous!
The way everyone looked at Zheng Haiyang immediately changed, and they quickly moved a few steps away from him.
Good heavens, this is really a dangerous individual; they'd better stay away from him!
Some older women couldn't stand it and spoke up, saying, "I'm not trying to be mean, but Haiyang, this won't do. How can a man like another man? Only when men and women unite can yin and yang be in harmony. Men with men is just going against the natural order!"
"That's right, Haiyang, where do you put your wife? You're a married man!"
The older women started chattering and criticizing Zheng Haiyang.
"Nonsense! Nonsense! I'm not that kind of person!"
Zheng Haiyang was so angry that his face turned ashen, and he hurriedly tried to argue... no, to defend himself.
Shrew! Shrew!
How could he be so blind as to think that such a rude and uncouth shrew is virtuous?!
Bah! She really is a country bumpkin!
Unreasonable! Incomprehensible!
What do you mean, "like men"?!
An insult! This is an absolute insult to him!
But he couldn't very well yell back, so he could only repeat the explanation to everyone:
"No! I didn't! I fucking dislike men! I especially dislike Yu Junsheng! And I wasn't even eyeing him! I only like women!"
Bah! He doesn't like that bastard Yu Junsheng at all!
The crowd replied, "Yes, yes, you don't like it, you don't like it, we believe you!" Their attitude was extremely perfunctory.
Our main message is that whatever you say goes, but we don't believe it.
Zheng Haiyang: "!!!"
Ahhh!
Idiots! A bunch of idiots! Idiots who believe whatever others say!
Seeing that Zheng Haiyang was so angry he was almost fainting, and that no one believed him even after he had talked himself hoarse, Cheng Jiajia scoffed.
What is that?!
She had a huge one first thing this morning!
He still wanted to put on airs and lecture her.
Bah! Where did you get the nerve!
Since he likes being a "daddy" so much, she decided to let him experience being a "daddy" too.
I hope this bastard gets so angry he dies!
...
Since marrying into this family, Cheng Jiajia had assumed that Zheng Haiyang and she had both tacitly agreed to treat each other like air. After all, she had abandoned Zheng Haiyang on her blind date and instead went to Yu Junsheng, which could be considered an enmity between them. In fact, the two of them had acted that way before; they had hardly spoken to each other, and when they bumped into each other, they acted as if the other didn't exist.
Cheng Jiajia thought that the two of them would continue to have this tacit understanding.
Who knows what got into this bastard today, suddenly running over here and babbling on and on like this?
As for whether spreading this rumor about Zheng Haiyang's good looks would ruin his reputation, Cheng Jiajia said it was none of her business!
She and Zheng Haiyang were already at odds; their families were enemies. The more unlucky Zheng Haiyang was, the happier she was!
Besides, Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang's relationship was never innocent, so she had nothing to be ashamed of!
Thinking of this, she glanced in Xu Dongliang's direction and saw him looking at Zheng Haiyang with a lewd grin.
Cheng Jiajia: "!!!"
Ahhh! I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm blind!
God, I need a pair of eyes that have never seen anything dirty!
Cheng Jiajia quickly brushed her teeth, picked up the washbasin, and went into the east wing. She was afraid that if she stayed any longer, she wouldn't be able to resist.
I couldn't help but burst out laughing!
She felt that Zheng Haiyang was probably going to have some bad luck again soon!
This is truly an unexpected delight!
...
Cheng Jiajia spread rumors to many people, not only the old and young men who were wary of Zheng Haiyang, but also, uh, Xu Dongliang who had always coveted Zheng Haiyang.
Xu Dongliang's eyes lit up instantly when he heard what Cheng Jiajia and Yu Junsheng said.
He felt a tiny bit of secret joy. Could it be that the Ocean Brothers really shared the same ideals as him?
Then wouldn't I be... hehehe!
Xu Dongliang's smile gradually turned lewd.
Last time I got drunk, I only managed to gain a small advantage, but since we didn't actually fight, it wasn't very satisfying.
Xu Dongliang had been keeping it in mind.
Although I quenched my thirst a little more with Zhu Ziqiang at the hospital, it wasn't enough.
In addition, this kid has been avoiding him lately, so Xu Dongliang is really fuming with nowhere to vent his anger.
As for Dong Siwei, forget about her. Ever since he tasted the pleasures of men, he hasn't wanted to touch women anymore; it's just not interesting.
At this moment, Zhu Ziqiang heard everyone discussing this topic, his expression changed, and he hurriedly picked up his washbasin, lowered his head, and went back to the front yard.
"Hey, what's wrong with this person? Why does it look like a dog is chasing him?"
"Hey, isn't there a dog chasing us? What if we're a step too late and someone else takes a liking to us?"
Hehehe!
Everyone glanced at Zheng Haiyang sideways, their smiles turning lewd.
Zheng Haiyang: "!!!"
Ahhh!
Despicable people! They're all a bunch of despicable people! Extremely despicable people!
...
Ever since returning from the hospital, Zhu Ziqiang has been in a daze, often lost in thought, and instinctively looking down and avoiding eye contact with people.
Everyone assumed that the mother and son were upset about Sun Ling's situation and didn't think much of it.
Only Xu Dongliang knew that Zhu Ziqiang was regretting his actions and was avoiding him!
That's right. Zhu Ziqiang was in a bad mood at the hospital that day and was bewitched by Xu Dongliang. He impulsively did *that* with him, and regretted it after he came to his senses.
I'm so regretful!
How could he do such a thing?
If people find out about this, he's finished!
He struggled his way from the countryside to the city with great difficulty, and he can't let this ruin everything!
Zhu Ziqiang could only force himself to forget about it. These past few days, he dared not make eye contact with his neighbors, fearing that others would immediately notice his abnormality.
She dared not see Xu Dongliang again, fearing that he would spread rumors to bewitch her.
That's right, Zhu Ziqiang thought Xu Dongliang was a sorcerer!
Otherwise, how could a grown man who likes women possibly do *that* with him?
The more Xu Dongliang tried to find him, the more he wanted to avoid him, afraid to meet him. He was afraid of falling for the same trick again.
The two staged a drama in the courtyard where "he fled, he chased, and he couldn't escape even with wings."
No matter how Xu Dongliang tried to coax him, Zhu Ziqiang remained adamant in his refusal and refused to meet with Xu Dongliang.
To be honest, Xu Dongliang's patience was running out. Originally, Zhu Ziqiang was just a convenient side dish he found when he couldn't get Zheng Haiyang. In modern terms, he was a 'substitute'. Who would put so much effort into a substitute?
Who knew, who knew that a huge windfall would fall from the sky today?
Xu Dongliang couldn't suppress the corners of his mouth no matter how hard he tried.
Hehehe!
If that's the case, he'll have to think carefully about how to find an opportunity to accomplish something good!
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