Chapter 75: Saying things that embarrass adults
Having received the promise, Lu Pingan was contented and walked to the dinner table hand in hand with Shen Xiaoyue, with a huge smile on his face.
He picked up a sweet potato, broke it in half, blew on it, and then handed it to Shen Xiaoyue: "Wife, this sweet potato doesn't look as sweet as the one I baked. Do you still want to eat baked sweet potatoes? I'll bake it for you tomorrow."
Lu Yong shuddered and rubbed his arms pretentiously: "Little brother, don't smile so obscenely, it's easy to scare the children."
Si Xia covered her eyes and responded at the top of her voice: "That's right, little uncle, you scared me and my aunt, it seems that I will have to sleep with my aunt tonight."
Lu Ping'an's mouth twitched, and he said disdainfully: "Eat your food, and, Lu Sixia, your aunt won't sleep with you, if you want to dream, go back to your bed and sleep."
Si Xia curled her lips, obviously having some objection: "Dad asked me to sleep with grandma tonight. He and mom have something to do, so I can't go back."
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Now the whole audience was silent.
It was so quiet that it was suffocating.
If a mosquito flew by at this moment, everyone would probably rush to break the silence.
Some things are one thing when said in private, and another thing when said in public.
Tan Li's face turned red and she glared at Lu Yong fiercely. She didn't know whether to stand or sit, and the food in her hand no longer tasted good.
"Haha, what's going on here?" Lu Yong stood up, pulled Sixia up and held her in his hands. He turned his head and looked at Tan Li bitterly, saying flatteringly, "Wife, Sixia hasn't finished her homework yet. Let's go and teach her how to write."
Tan Li was too embarrassed to watch, so she stammered in response and walked towards the room with a red face and head lowered.
"Dad! I've finished writing... Ngh! Ngh!!!"
Lu Sixia tried to struggle, but her father ruthlessly covered her mouth and silenced her manually, leaving only her unyielding hands and feet paddling and kicking hard in the air.
The table froze for a few seconds.
The adults looked at each other.
The only sound was the grunting of Lu Siyu as he concentrated on eating.
Lu Guodong coughed lightly and felt that he needed to stand up and say something to save the slightly awkward atmosphere.
"Well, Zhang Youde is getting married the day after tomorrow. His partner is an educated youth from the educated youth camp. Let's go together the day after tomorrow."
"Oh, okay, okay, Zhang Mazi, right? Let's go together the day after tomorrow."
Lu Jun responded immediately. His eyes rolled around and he met the gaze of his wife Sun Min. After an eye contact, he took a few bites of rice.
Judging from the situation, Si Xia thought that his second brother and the others would probably sleep with them tonight. In that case, could he just leave Si Yu to his mother and the others?
Before, the child was too young and had to be accompanied by an adult to sleep. But soon after they got married, she got pregnant. How could they not be jealous? So they just threw the child to be taken care of by his grandparents.
Later, when I grew up a little, I didn't have the time to expand the house, so I had to continue to trouble Wu Qingyun and others.
Sixia is noisy when she sleeps and Siyu is too quiet when she sleeps, so the two little ones are put to sleep together. When Siyu wakes up in the morning, he always complains of pain here and there.
At first I thought he was sleep paralyzed, because I didn't see any redness, swelling or bruises. But Siyu would scream non-stop the next day if he lay in the same bed with Sixia.
One time, Lu Guodong refused to believe it and forced himself to stay awake until late at night, only to find out that it was Sixia who accidentally kicked him while he was sleeping.
She was restless when she slept and liked to kick around. The two adults had thick skin and couldn't feel it, but it was hard for Si Yu with her thin arms and legs.
From then on, Lu Jun and Lu Yong came at different times tacitly.
And as we get older, we also need to pay attention to sustainable development.
Now that Sixia was forcibly taken back by Lu Yong, it was estimated that she would not be sent there again tonight. Lu Jun's mind also became active.
There were seven people at the table, and four of them were not paying attention to their food and hastily cleared the food in their bowls.
Lu Ping'an wiped his mouth first, and pulled Shen Xiaoyue to stand up: "We're done eating, Dad, Mom, I'm going to continue practicing calligraphy."
Wu Qingyun nodded.
Look, after getting married, my dizziness after reading has been cured, and I have become very enthusiastic in studying.
Lu Jun was much calmer. He honestly helped Siyu clean up the table and washed the dishes. Then he squatted down and told him, "Siyu, go tell grandpa later that you want to sleep with him."
Siyu said “hmm”.
He likes to be with his grandfather, who teaches him to read.
Every time he took the book to ask his father, his father would say that he felt dizzy and tell him to ask his uncle.
But the uncle was also dizzy, so he could only go and ask grandpa.
He wanted to ask his aunt, but his uncle wouldn't let him in at night and he had to go to school during the day.
Siyu's little head was filled with melancholy about not being able to study well.
Lu Guodong and Wu Qingyun are discussing the gift for Zhang Mazi's wedding.
Last time when Lu Ping'an got married, Zhang Mazi's family also came, and he wanted to give a gift in return based on what they gave.
The discussion was almost over, and when I turned around, I saw Siyu standing next to them with a book in his arms, listening to them quietly.
Lu Guodong laughed: "Did your father, that brat, throw you here again?"
Siyu shook his head seriously: "I want to sleep with grandpa."
Although it was his father who suggested it, he really thought that there were several words in the book he read today that he didn't understand what they meant.
Lu Guodong rubbed his hair: "You are just defending your father."
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As soon as the door closed, Lu Pingan came up from behind.
He followed her eagerly, and when she didn't react, he skillfully placed his fingers on her waist and rubbed it, suggesting: "Wife, when do you start savoring it? I'm ready."
Come, don't pity him just because he is a delicate flower.
Shen Xiaoyue couldn't help laughing: "I told you to savor it before going to bed. When you pulled me in just now, didn't you say you should practice calligraphy? You should practice calligraphy."
Lu Ping'an's expression froze. He said that to his father and mother. He couldn't possibly shout at everyone at home to inform them that he was eager to go back to his room to do something bad, as if he was in a hurry.
He had no words to express his pain, so he could only let Shen Xiaoyue pull him to sit in front of the desk.
Picking up the letter paper on the table, Lu Pingan raised it to Shen Xiaoyue's face, trying to awaken her love with clear and distinct handwriting: "I'm done practicing."
Shen Xiaoyue nodded: "The reward for this has just been given, but you haven't finished copying this textbook as I said at the beginning."
At his current learning speed, it would take him until the next century to finish learning.
That's good too. A fifty-year-old man fighting hard for the college entrance examination sounds very inspiring.
Lu Ping'an's handsome face fell, and he regretted it so much. He thought he didn't have to write it. If he had not fallen asleep and finished copying it in one go, he would have kissed her right now.
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