Horse stable.
Several unicorns huddled in a corner, shivering.
Not long ago, they were still arrogant, acting like "God is the boss and I am the second, you bunch of monsters and scum, stay away from me." But as soon as Qing Wu showed up, they immediately became obedient like grandchildren.
The two beasts who broke their legs in the fight for food were even more obedient and let Bai Miaomiao help heal their wounds.
"Wheesh~Wheesh~" Several one-horned beasts made begging sounds towards Qing Wu, with flattering looks in their eyes.
The purple fox and other monsters were envious of these snobbish beasts.
Qing Wu pinched her nose and walked forward, looking the animals up and down, then raised her hand and picked up a stray hair from a unicorn.
"What did you put together with these unicorns?"
Purple Fox: "Nothing... Oh, now I remember, I locked up a little fat donkey."
donkey?
Qing Wu raised her eyebrows: "Where's the donkey?"
Purple Fox: "He's going to grind the millstone."
"How did that donkey come here?"
"Your Majesty, your elder brother sent me this. A few days ago, that thief stole all the spring seedlings from the farmers outside the city. Lord Yun Zheng went to check it out. The little fat donkey was so bold that it actually took the initiative to attack Lord Yun Zheng..."
Purple Fox felt sad every time he thought of that day.
Lord Yun Zheng has a strange temper. He didn't even make the fat donkey into donkey meat tacos.
He kept on talking: "...That little fat donkey was just an ordinary wild donkey from a farm. After it gained intelligence, it didn't want to work anymore, which really pissed off the farmer..."
“And then it was brought back.”
"But that fat guy is really lazy. He eats and sleeps every day. Nowadays, the common people like to ask our Demon Suppression Division for help. We don't keep idle people in the Demon Suppression Division..."
"The donkey has no other special abilities except for its intelligence, so we simply lent it to the Ministry of Agriculture to use it to grind the millstone..."
When Qing Wu heard this, she turned around and left: "It's over."
The purple fox swallowed his saliva, looking a little bewildered. "Donkeys... can't pull the mill? That donkey... I don't think it's anything special, except that it's a little fat and a little conceited..."
Ye You tutted his words, and without answering, he glared at the wasp: "This fox can't see the clues, and your insect eyes are also blind. There are so many abnormalities on these unicorns, and you didn't notice it?"
The wasp met Night Game's teasing eyes and wished he could find a hole to crawl into.
Yeyou didn't have the heart to answer the questions of Purple Fox and other monsters, and ran away with Qingwu. Huang Feng faced a group of "stupid" monsters, and cursed angrily:
"You are a bunch of blind people. Didn't you see that these unicorns were beaten out of shape?"
"A group of goblins were beaten to a pulp by a donkey. What a shame!!"
The purple fox was speechless and felt aggrieved!
God knows, these unicorns are covered in scales, and you can't tell they've been injured. They keep pointing their noses at them all day, how can they look like they've been bullied?!
…
When Qing Wu rushed to the Ministry of Agriculture, it was already too late.
The granary was empty, and several agricultural officials collapsed on the ground and cried. The others were also in a panic, clamoring to ask for the Heroic Soul Army.
Qing Wu picked up a man from the ground and asked, "Where's the donkey?"
"Donkey...that damn donkey...eh, Queen Mother...oh no, Your Majesty Shasha..." The minor official stuttered after seeing Qing Wu.
Qing Wu patted him on the head, and he finally calmed down and told the whole story:
The culprit was the little fat donkey borrowed from the Demon-Suppressing Bureau. When the donkey first came, it looked very obedient and worked hard at the mill until it flew high.
The agricultural officials thought they had borrowed a treasure, so they kept picking up the grain.
When they came back after lunch, they saw the little fat donkey, which had behaved well in the morning, busy eating and grinding the food, which all went into its stomach.
The agricultural officials were terrified, and they tried to pull the donkeys, pull the donkeys, and save the grain. One agricultural official got so angry that he whipped the donkey's butt, and the crops were ruined instantly.
The donkey lady turned hostile and not only rewarded each of them with a donkey hoof, but also opened her donkey mouth and sucked in all the food from the Ministry of Agriculture like a whale.
"The farmer who whipped the fat donkey was swallowed by it in one gulp. But it seemed to dislike Zhang Nongguan for having athlete's foot, so it spit him out and beat him for a long time."
The small official sobbed and pointed at Zhang Nongguan, who was lying unconscious on the ground with saliva all over his body.
“It’s so cruel, so cruel!”
Qing Wu curled her lips speechlessly and threw the official aside.
Yeyou arrived just now. After listening to the whole story, he also had a strange look on his face: "It sounds like this donkey is quite big and eats so much. It's almost as big as the legendary Taotie. But Taotie doesn't have the temper to spit out the meat that goes into his mouth."
"Not Taotie."
Qing Wu had already guessed it. She rubbed her brows and felt a little amused: "Why did it turn into a donkey?"
"Hey, you're a familiar donkey? Do you know this dead guy?"
Qing Wu didn't give a direct answer, but said, "Let's find the donkey first. It... shouldn't hurt anyone. But with its appetite, if we let it eat non-stop outside, I'm afraid the entire capital city won't be enough for it to eat."
Night Travel: “…” You fellow, is this the Taotie cheating on his wife, or the donkey having an affair?
With Qingwu's age, it should be easy for her to find a little fat donkey, but the threads on this little fat donkey were discontinuous, just like noodles that had been cooked for a long time.
It broke when I twisted it with my hand.
This was the first time Qing Wu had seen such a situation. She was unhappy and said, "Trouble."
She glared at Ye You: "You, go and bring Xiao Chenyan to me. His relatives are causing trouble, let him solve it."
Ye You blurted out: "Wouldn't it be faster if you just sent the message directly..."
After saying this, he met Qing Wu's embarrassed and angry eyes, and Ye Youwu realized it and held back his laughter.
His Majesty Shasha feels that he has been slapped in the face!
"Hey, hey, I'm going to go! But when did my cousin's husband have so many relatives? He's quite wild..."
Qinzheng Hall.
After Xiao Chenyan arrived at the temple, he merged with his clone.
He looked at the memorials piled up like a small mountain on one side of the imperial desk. He casually pulled out one, opened it, and saw that it was the memorial he had reviewed.
He recalled the memories of his clone, looking a little strange.
When Zuo Xiang heard that he was back, he went straight to the palace to ask for an audience. Xiao Chenyan saw Zuo Xiang's face wrinkled with laughter and was silent for two breaths: "Left Xiang is so happy, what's the matter?"
"Your Majesty is the greatest emperor in Dayong." The left prime minister was moved.
Xiao Chenyan: "..."
The left prime minister looked at him expectantly, "Your Majesty, during the days you were away from the capital, you created one, two, three, four, five, six clones to handle government affairs day and night. Your Majesty, you said that when you and His Majesty Shasha come back, you can create more clones to handle more government affairs."
Xiao Chenyan: “…” No, I didn’t say that.
The left prime minister looked at him with vigor and energy: "Your Majesty, rest assured. We will never hold Your Majesty back. I, your old minister..."
Night Tour comes at this time. He tilted his head and said, "What are you talking about? Is this the right time?"
"No, it's just the right time." Xiao Chenyan suddenly stood up and nodded to Zuo Xiang, "Zuo Xiang, the right way is to be moderate in tension and relaxation."
"Since Yeyou is here to look for me, Qingwu must be in big trouble." Xiao Chenyan looked at Yeyou and said, "No need to waste time, leave quickly."
Night Tour: “…” It is indeed troublesome, but my cousin’s husband looks so pretentious, as if a ghost will catch up with him if he doesn’t leave.
His Majesty the Human Emperor leaves as soon as he says so.
The left prime minister looked at the empty Qinzheng Hall, feeling a little confused.
I wonder why Your Majesty looks like he has encountered a scourge and a beast? He is totally different from the diligent and hardworking man who defeated the donkey a few days ago.
"It's an illusion, um... let's wait and see, anyway, the current government affairs have been dealt with..."
"This time when His Majesty comes back, there should be a dozen more clones."
"Alas, the people of Dayong are blessed!"
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