After the great victory, everyone gathered in the sky on the 30th for a feast and music, and got drunk.
When I woke up, three days had passed.
"Fake wine, it must be fake wine - ugh -" Miaofa hugged the pillar, retched, and picked up something from the side to wipe his mouth.
After I finished wiping it, I felt the sting in my mouth. When I looked closely, I found that it was a large bunch of saliva.
Miaofa's neck was stiff, he dared not move, and his eyes glanced to the side with trembling eyes.
Then I saw Mi Yan sitting next to a pillar, also drunk and unconscious, with a noticeable bald spot on his silver hair.
Miaofa looked at his own guilty conscience again and immediately threw the handful of flesh into his mouth and chewed it to destroy the evidence.
She looked left and right in panic, searching for something. When she raised her head, she met the eyes of Yun Zheng who had just woken up and was hanging on the tree.
Miaofa no longer had time to ask the idiot Zheng how he got so drunk that he hung himself on the tree. She didn't dare to say a word and frantically made gestures to escape.
Yun Zheng didn't understand at first.
After seeing Miyan's baldness, he sobered up immediately, picked up his magic trick, and quickly escaped.
After a moment, all the drunk people woke up to the sound of a shrill bird cry.
"My hair!!!!"
The scream was so miserable and penetrating that even Yun Zheng and Miao Fa who had run far away could hear it. They both shuddered.
Yun Zheng looked at Miao Fa in disbelief and lowered his voice: "How hungry are you? You were drunk and you held his head and ate it? You can even eat his hair?"
Miao Fa was ashamed and angry: "Who bit his head? I, I, I am not so hungry that I would eat anything!"
Yun Zheng pinched a strand of silver hair at the corner of her lips and flicked it, causing Miaofa to vomit.
Yun Zheng closed his eyes, unable to bear the sight: "Can you wipe your mouth first next time?"
Miaofa wiped his mouth to destroy the evidence, and muttered angrily: "I really didn't chew it, I just accidentally pulled a handful..."
She kept explaining, trying to clear herself.
It was hard to tell from Yun Zheng's expression whether he believed it or not, but the look he gave Miao Fa was even more complicated. "There are countless ways to destroy evidence. Why did you choose to eat his hair? Wouldn't it irritate your throat?"
Miao Fa was stunned: "Yes, that's right... that makes sense!"
Yun Zheng: “…”
Miaofa scratched his head: "How about we go back? I really didn't use much force. How can a normal person's hair fall out so much with just a little tugging? Oh, I see. It must be my cousin's fault! It's not my fault!"
My cousin said that although he can help bird merchants grow hair, the hair is semi-permanent.
"Are you sure Ah Yan will admit to this?"
Miaofa gave a sad smile, with tears in his eyes: Admit it? How could my dog cousin be so kind?
The two looked up at the sky and sighed.
Suddenly I felt that the future was so dim and gray.
Miao Fa: "Stupid Zheng, now there are no bad guys to fight, and the profiteer is bald again. He will definitely go around collecting debts and vent his anger. I'm so scared, what should I do? I owe him a debt, let alone the principal, I can't even pay the interest..."
"If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have eaten so much..."
Yun Zheng has always been puzzled about what Miaofa had borrowed from Mi Yan. He had asked before, and Mi Yan asked him to ask Miaofa, but Miaofa was hesitant and too embarrassed to say.
"Isn't it time to tell him? How much do you owe him?"
Miaofa glanced at him and scratched his belly with his claws: "Do you really want to listen? I'm afraid you will be scared away after you know it."
Yun Zheng sneered: "I'm not afraid of raising you, so why should I be afraid of the debt you owe?"
"Are you really going to support me forever?" Miao Fa was stunned for a moment, blinking her big eyes at him: "You weren't joking when you said you would support me, is that true?"
Yun Zheng felt like someone punched him in the chest. He wanted to exhale, but he couldn't, and he felt very suffocated.
His eyes were gray and gloomy, and he suddenly bent down and put his face close to Miaofa.
Miaofa's eyes widened and his body stood straight.
Yun Zheng's face was very close to hers. As their eyes met, his breath blew on her face, carrying with it the unique herbal fragrance of the Tongtian Tree. It smelled both sweet and delicious.
Miaofa was frightened by his gaze and subconsciously held his breath, feeling that the stupid Zheng was a little fierce at the moment.
"Do you think I was kidding you?"
Yun Zheng looked at her fearful expression as she held her breath, and the depression in his heart suddenly dissipated. He felt completely soft and couldn't help but lower his voice.
"Miao Fa, I will support you from now on."
Miao Fa took a fresh breath and asked subconsciously, "Why? Aren't you afraid that I will bankrupt you?"
“I’m scared.”
"Are you afraid that you'll still raise me? You..." Miao Fa seemed to realize something, and suddenly hugged herself tightly, her beautiful eyes wide open: "Are you greedy for my body?"
Yun Zheng's pupils fluttered, his eyes looked around, but his lips were tightly pursed. A suspicious blush appeared on his handsome face, and even his breathing became a little disordered.
When he finally calmed himself down, with a conflicted feeling in his heart, and was ready to challenge directly, he heard a loud thud.
Gulp.
Miaofa swallowed again.
Yun Zheng met her green eyes, remained silent, and asked seriously: "Are you also greedy for my body?"
Miaofa was almost confused by his thoughts and simply ignored the word "also".
She swallowed again and nodded, "I'm greedy, idiot, you smell so good now, can you give me two more bites of the tree branch?"
"Or maybe some leaves would be fine~"
Yun Zheng didn't know what he was thinking, his face was getting redder and redder, he raised his hand to cover her mouth, "What are you eating? Why do you want to eat everything?"
Miao Fa Bu Qi, so he stared at him.
She pulled his hand down and said angrily, "You said you would support me! But now you refuse to eat. You were just fooling me!"
Yun Zheng choked, and looking at her aggrieved expression, he couldn't help laughing out loud.
He took out a piece of tender branch from the basil tree and handed it to her: "Eat it."
Miaofa immediately smiled and took the tender branch and started biting it.
"Now you are willing to tell me, how much do you owe Mi Yan?"
Miaofa giggled softly, and raised a finger a little embarrassedly. Seeing that Yun Zheng was puzzled, she whispered, "A mountain."
Yun Zheng felt that the situation was not simple, and his eyes twitched slightly: "What's on the mountain?"
Wonderful method: "Shen Yangzhi, Wanbi Fragrant Jade, Qianbi Spring Wood, Immortal Cordyceps, it seems there is also a spiritual stone mine, oh... there is also the Fountain of Youth, and..."
Yun Zheng felt numb, very numb.
Miao Fa's voice became lower and lower as he spoke, and he carefully glanced at his expression and asked, "Are you still raising him?"
Yun Zheng: "Raise."
Miaofa lowered his head more and more: "But the bird profiteer said that he wants... he wants to pay back a thousand times..."
Yun Zheng took a deep breath: "Return!"
Miaofa clasped his hands: "But, but I can still eat so much..."
Yun Zheng looked at her, stretched out his hand, gently covered her head and rubbed it.
"If I can eat, I can eat. I'm blessed. I like it."
Miaofa suddenly raised his head, and his eyes seemed to read three words: Unjust! Humiliating! Headache!
Yun Zheng was so angry that he laughed and turned away: "I suddenly feel like I'm still drunk. I'll think about it again!"
"What are you thinking about? Don't think about it!" Miao Fa immediately chased after him: "A grown man's words are as good as his words, you bad guy Zheng, don't regret it!"
"Ahhh, don't run! I caught you!"
The little goddess threw herself on his back, holding his neck tightly, while she kept muttering in his ears.
Yun Zheng's eyes curved with laughter, and he was dragged all over the place by her.
Miao Fa suddenly said, "How about we run away?"
"escape?"
"Yeah! Escape from debt! Well, I don't mean to default on the debt. I just mean that the profiteer is now bald and angry. If we go back now, the interest will definitely increase from a thousand times to ten thousand!"
Miaofa shuddered as he spoke, "Let's wait until he calms down before going back, and by the way, search for the secret technique of hair growth. If we find it, not only can we pay off our debt, we might even be able to make a fortune from him!"
If anyone can make Mi Yan grow hair, not to mention money, I will give him Dian Que Que's life!
"Let's go, let's go."
"Run, run, run."
"By the way, bad guy Zheng, did you see your dog cousin and cousin's wife again after you woke up?" Miaofa suddenly asked.
Yun Zheng thought for a moment and said, "I really didn't see Ah Yan and Wu Wu. At the banquet, they kept forcing everyone to drink, and they drank quite a bit themselves. Could it be that they woke up earlier than us and left?"
Miaofa had a subtle expression. She held her stomach and said, "Why did I suspect that the wine we drank was fake? I felt so uncomfortable when I woke up."
After hearing this, Yun Zheng felt the same way.
What they drank was just ordinary fairy wine. No matter how much they drank, they wouldn't all be drunk like dogs, right?
"But I'm not stupid. Why did my cousin and his wife get us drunk?"
"They don't owe any money to the profiteer!"
The two of them were already near Tianmen. Yun Zheng noticed something with his sharp eyes. He grabbed Miaofa, cast an invisibility spell, and immediately hid behind a pillar.
The two of them peeped in stealthily and saw a handsome face full of resentment, striding through the Tianmen and heading towards their banquet.
The god guarding the gate of heaven waited until the other party walked away before he began to chirp softly:
"That must be Xie Yanjun, the newly appointed Eleventh King of Hell in the underworld, right? He is full of resentment. When he walked past me, I felt my body go cold."
"That should be the case, but what is Xie Yanjun doing here? He didn't show up at the banquet held by His Majesty Shasha a few days ago, but the other Ghost Emperors and Yanjun were all present..."
The two gods looked at each other, as if they had found the reason for Xie Yanjun's overwhelming resentment.
It’s not easy to live in the underworld.
Yun Zheng and Miao Fa, who were hiding in the dark, also looked at each other.
"I understand."
"I also……"
Get everyone drunk and then run away, right?
Miao Fa murmured, "It has to be my cousin's wife. She is probably thinking that the Lord of Hell will get mad and arrest the laborer!"
"She is the Lord of the Underworld, how much she doesn't want to go back to work!"
"A tyrant! A tyrant!"
Yun Zheng flicked her head and said, "My Wuwu is a tyrant, what is your dog cousin?"
Miao Fa: "Traitorous concubine!" She made a snapping gesture: "Get ready for the dog-head guillotine, you deserve to be killed!"
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