If Qing Wu says to do something, then she has to do it, otherwise her thoughts will not make sense!
However, making shit "with one's own hands" does lower the status of His Majesty Shasha.
But it is still possible to bear the nausea and witness it with your own eyes.
The Tiandi Temple on the outskirts of the city actually collapsed in one corner after the grand ceremony of Xiao Chenyan and Qing Wu.
This small temple looked a bit shabby, but it was obvious that there were still believers. After all, when Xiao Chenyan and Qing Wu came over, they saw some wild fruits on the incense table, although they were all wilted.
Qing Wu yawned, stretched, and accidentally kicked the threshold of the Tiandi Temple. She gave Ye You a look.
Night tour to understand.
Qing Wu pulled Xiao Chenyan back and forth, and Bi Xiaoyuan came with them. The little girl ran after them excitedly: "It's starting, it's about to start!"
Seeing this, Xiao Chenyan always felt...
These guys... these guys, I'm afraid they have done a lot.
Ye You rubbed his hands, took out a piece of cloth to wrap around his mouth and nose, and said in a muffled voice: "Come out..."
The next moment, a ghost that looked like a sackcloth bag, had four eyes, and was covered in sticky things emerged from the ground. When the ghost came out, it was filled with fragrance.
Ye You took three steps back and pointed at the Tiandi Temple: "Let's go."
The ghost that appeared was a toilet ghost. As the name suggests, I won’t go into details about this toilet ghost, as it will actually whet your appetite.
Although the Temple of the Emperor of Heaven in front of us is just a small dilapidated temple, it is impossible for the Emperor of Heaven to bow his head to this temple, but this temple has incense, even if it is small, it is enough to create a cause and effect relationship between this temple and the Emperor of Heaven.
With the strength of a small toilet ghost, let alone entering the Temple of the Emperor of Heaven, even getting close to it would make your soul fly to pieces!
But today, it is protected by His Majesty Shasha!
Qing Wu's previous move of "Toad Kick" was not in vain.
The toilet ghost entered the temple with fear and excitement, and let out a loud ghost cry. It rolled around like a wild boar coming down the mountain, and the "mud stars" flew everywhere like flowers scattered by a fairy, coating the walls of the Temple of the Emperor of Heaven and making the clay statues in the temple "colorful".
After the toilet ghost rolled around, he came out still in disbelief and was shaking with excitement.
Ye You pinched his nose and said, "Go, go, go!"
One person and several ghosts disappeared in an instant.
A moment later, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky and directly smashed the small temple to pieces.
There seemed to be a roar hidden in the thunder, but the ending tone of the roar was a little split, as if the throat was poked by a shit stick.
The 'one man and three ghosts' who had retired after accomplishing their mission appeared at the foot of Henglu Mountain. As for why they didn't just go back to the palace.
Or maybe the toilet ghost is too powerful.
The toilet ghost was so excited that he almost grew three eyes, "Your Majesty Shasha, I, I, I, I've made it!!"
Is it the first ghost in the history of the Three Realms to shit on the head of the Emperor of Heaven? !
Qing Wu pinched her nose and said, "Report to the hell of dung pits. Don't come to the human world again, to avoid being struck by lightning."
"Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Your Majesty! Hahaha~"
The toilet ghost was laughing so hard that his body was about to be deformed, and he was overjoyed and reported to the underworld.
After it disappeared, Qing Wu performed several Qingfeng Jue and Donghui Jue techniques before the smell was gone.
After the smell dissipated, she put down her hand that was pinching her nose and realized belatedly: "Oh, after being a human for a while, I almost forgot that I don't need to breathe."
Xiao Chenyan: “…”Thank you, I’m still used to breathing.
He watched Qing Wu's smooth operation and asked faintly, "You did a lot, didn't you?"
"Not much, not much." Ye You said with a smile, "This toilet ghost can only be used once. After using it, you must immediately go to the underworld, otherwise you will be retaliated."
Xiao Chenyan: "...It seems that there are quite a few toilet ghosts in the underworld?"
Yeyou: "Counting the one just now, there are only 990 just now."
Xiao Chenyan: “…” He was a little curious, who were those hundreds of unlucky guys in front?
Qing Wu blinked: "What are you looking at? How can I, a great Arakshasa, come to the human world without my lover to do such a thing?"
After saying that, she pointed at Ye You and shook her head: "You, you are a slut."
Yeyou’s smile broke, Okay, okay, it was all my fault, right?
I have the job of a night watchman, patrolling the world, so I should take the blame?
Xiao Chenyan glanced at the two ghosts silently, and suddenly became alert, "Are there no temples or Taoist traditions in the world of Cangming?"
"No." Qingwu and Yeyou answered without hesitation.
Suddenly, there was deathly silence.
Xiao Chenyan said dimly: "What a straightforward answer, it seems that you have investigated it."
Qing Wu turned around and walked away, "How is that possible? I have no grudge against you in my previous life."
In fact, there is a grudge, but she just found out about it recently.
She ran too fast and was immediately conscripted into the army, where she was grabbed by the back of the neck by Xiao Chenyan.
Ye You pointed at Bi Xiaoyuan, who had made faces at him and disappeared without a trace, and said indignantly, "Why didn't you catch her?"
"Too short," Xiaoyuan had to bend down to grab the pen.
Night Tour: What the hell? So I am the one who is wronged?
Meeting Xiao Chenyan's inquiring eyes, Ye You scratched his nose. It was not his fault that he was a bastard. It was the dead ghost who abandoned him first.
"Well, didn't you want to destroy the underworld in your previous life, cousin?"
Xiao Chenyan: "She just found out about this recently."
Night tour: Mistake.
"Well, you know the love between her and Lord Mi Yan... No, it's not love, it's business, business!" Ye You changed his words several times: "Lord Mi Yan and you didn't get along in your previous life, and he was generous to you, so he gave you a lot."
Ye You and Xiao Chenyan looked at each other, and Ye You blinked: "So, I just checked to see if I can take on this business."
If we talk about the initiator of this "business", it is really Mi Yan.
When the other party and Qing Wu first met, their life was not comfortable at all, and their strength was not strong at all. The old hag, the Queen Mother, was very good at hiding ulterior motives, and she often made things difficult for Mi Yan and his mother.
Therefore, the first person to enjoy this toilet ghost feast is actually the Queen of Heaven.
When Qingwu and Mi Yan also wanted to deal with Cangming, but Cangming was an iron wall, so there was no chance...
After Ye You finished speaking, he looked at Xiao Chenyan innocently: "Cousin-in-law, you are you, Cang Ming is Cang Ming, just tell me, if you have the chance to smear Cang Ming's face with shit in front of you, will you do it?"
"Just tell me whether you feel relieved or not?!"
Xiao Chenyan: "..."
He admitted that if he had the chance to meet Cang Ming face to face, he would do it without hesitation.
Even if it turns out that there is a temple in Cangming, even if Qing Wu smashes its golden body and pierces its soul, even if he will be implicated and suffer together, he doesn't care, and can even applaud and encourage:
Come on, poke a few more times!
but!
The toilet ghost is really not good.
Absolutely not!
"So... you have to defeat Cang Ming, my cousin." Ye You suddenly laughed maliciously: "If you dare to lose, the dead ghost will not only kick you, but also pickle you."
Xiao Chenyan: "..."
The desire to survive reached its peak.
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