Chapter 325 Emperor Nanzhu: What the hell are you looking at? Your father is almost dying of the stink! Just stay still for now!
Finally, the stubborn old ladies couldn't stand it anymore and asked cautiously: "Envoy, you see, what is this inside information? We may be a family in the future. It would be better if we knew it earlier, right?"
The proactive ones also chimed in: "Yes! Envoy! We are a family now and we don't have any different opinions! Envoy, please don't keep us in suspense. What kind of inside information is it? Tell us and we will be happy."
Nanzhu The envoy was very satisfied with the performance of the Southern Liang officials. He coughed lightly and said, "In addition to the advanced water wheels that have already been launched, the Southern Dynasty now also has grain crops that produce 1,000 kilograms per mu, as well as advanced agricultural fertilizers that improve crop growth. There are only these small things... not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning..."
The Southern Dynasty envoy pretended to wave his hands, as if he didn't take what he just said to heart, but in fact he was very proud of it.
Hehe! Now you should know how good our Southern Dynasty is! Isn't it time to get into the "bowl"?
The positive and stubborn factions were directly shocked by the words of the Southern Dynasty envoy...
Shrimps?
Are there grain crops that produce 1,000 kilograms per mu in this world? Advanced agricultural fertilizers that improve crop growth?
This thing can only be considered a small thing? Then what is considered a big thing? Oh
my god?
Does the Southern Dynasty eat so well?
Why did they get so greedy that they trapped themselves in the barren land of Southern Liang! They
should go out and see the world earlier!
Envoy of the Southern Dynasty: If you really want to go out and see the world earlier, there would be no such magical things. If it weren’t for the birth of the Little Fortune Official, the Southern Dynasty would not have the blessing to enjoy all of this!
Thinking of this, the envoy of the Southern Dynasty subconsciously folded his hands and placed them on his chest, silently saying in his heart: Thank you, Little Fortune Official! Fumen!
These actions have become a tacit understanding in the officialdom of the Southern Dynasty. Even when they meet, in addition to the three consecutive questions "Did you bring the heart-nourishing pills today? Did you bring them? Did you bring them?", they tacitly pray for the little lucky official. As
the saying goes, once you enter the door of fortune, it is as deep as the sea, and even a thousand donkeys cannot pull you out...
The more blessings the little lucky official has, the more favors they can enjoy, so naturally they have to pray.
But the officials of the Southern Liang Dynasty didn't know. They were so excited, and suddenly saw the envoy of the Southern Dynasty close his eyes, fold his hands, and then began to be silent very piously. They didn't react for a while and were a little dazed. So,
in order to fit in, they also silently imitated the envoy of the Southern Dynasty, folded their hands on their chests, and slowly closed their eyes.
Then, when the Southern Dynasty envoy opened his eyes, he saw a group of "blind people" in front of him...
Good fellows! What kind of top lackeys are these! They want to learn everything!
Forget it, considering how lackey they are, he should lower his attitude.
So, the merger plan between Southern Liang and Southern Dynasty was officially launched.
The development of Southern Ju is completely different from that of the other four countries.
Since the Emperor of Southern Ju received the letter from the Southern Dynasty, he has been very conflicted.
He hoped that what was written in the letter was true, but he was also worried that this was a cover-up by the Southern Dynasty to deliberately lure him into the game and give him a fatal blow.
After several discussions and analyses, the court officials believed that the Southern Dynasty, a big country, would not do anything to them, especially since they had almost harmed so many important officials of the court and even pointed their sword at Emperor Jin Yuan. If
the Southern Dynasty wanted to settle accounts, it would definitely settle accounts with them, but it would definitely not use such a secret trick. Why? Because there was really no need!
They were a big country and they could just send some soldiers. They were just a small Southern Judas and their small Southern Judas soldiers. There was no way they could do anything about it!
This was like a fight between an adult and a child. Isn't the result obvious? ...
So the court officials of Southern Judas unanimously concluded that what was written in the state letter must be true!
However, a new problem arose. How should they fight for it?
After all, they almost made a big mistake! How could they have the face to ask the Southern Dynasty to tell them how to solve the problem of their short stature?
However, they really wanted to know...
So, driven by the huge motivation in their heart, the Emperor of Nanju made a bold decision and got the support of all the court officials!
That decision was to bring a large amount of vine grass to the Southern Dynasty to apologize to Emperor Jin Yuan in person!
The second prince, who was still in the prison of the Dali Temple of the Southern Dynasty, was expecting his father to save him, but he didn't expect that his father would come to save him...
Maybe the father and son will meet in the prison on someone else's territory after more than a year...
This decision of the Emperor of Nanju directly affected the officials of the Southern Dynasty who went to court every day, as well as the ladies and young ladies in the backyards of the capital...
Why?
Because the side effects of taking the vine grass are so "wonderful" that it makes people want to vomit...
So, after the Emperor of Nanzhu arrived in the capital of the Southern Dynasty, successfully carried the vine grass on his back to enter the palace, and had a secret talk with Emperor Jin Yuan for an afternoon, the imperial guards took over the vine grass from the Nanzhu team and began to distribute it according to the previously registered list.
For a period of time afterwards, the originally bustling streets of the capital were missing the graceful figures of many ladies and young ladies shopping, as well as their accompanying maids and maids.
The shopkeepers of various shops in the capital silently saw everything and started a half-day business model, which lasted for a month.
The shopkeepers knew clearly that this must be the Nanzhu melon that Xiao Fuguan had eaten before, the melon with flavor!
I didn't expect to get the vine grass so soon, but the business will inevitably be affected. But it doesn't matter. Even if they dare to buy things, they dare not receive them. Who wants to have a smell of stinky farts in their store?
The officials who go to court are even more miserable. Not only do they have to endure the damn smell every day, but they also have to go to court. Especially
when they go to court, His Majesty is so cruel that he forcibly isolates them. It's okay to isolate them, but the key is that in a closed space, the smell is even stronger!
It has made several people faint, and their beloved Majesty actually...actually laughed at them! ! ...wuwu...
it was embarrassing enough already, and now I am embarrassing myself in front of Tian Yan...
Oh, the one who laughs at them even more cruelly is Xiao Fuguan. Not only does he have to eat their melons, but he also has to laugh at them every day when he goes to court!
When eating melons, he has to stop from time to time to laugh. It's like when you are enjoying eating melons, suddenly a basin of cold water is poured on your head, and you feel cool all over...
Woo woo... When will this day end...
In the final analysis, it's all the fault of the Nanju people! They made them like this!
So, after the Emperor of Nanju apologized, he was "encountered" by various court officials in the post station, making the whole post station filled with an endless... stinky fart smell...
Emperor Nanju: What sin has he committed against himself!
The second prince of Nanzhu, who was still imprisoned in the Dali Temple, looked anxiously: Didn’t the emperor already arrive in the capital? Why didn’t he come to see him…┭┮﹏┭┮The
Emperor of Nanzhu: What the hell, your father is almost dying of stench! Stay still for now!