Chapter 33 Is this Li Zhaoyi so fierce!
System: [The situation at that time was that the emperor was bent over his desk reviewing memorials, and Li Zhaoyi suddenly entered the Xuanzheng Hall, took off all his clothes without saying a word, and then rushed towards the emperor. ]
[A strange bell suddenly rang in the quiet hall, which scared the emperor who was working seriously with his head down, and he thought there was an assassin. ]
[So he pushed Li Zhaoyi, who had just sat in his arms, away with great force. The force was so great that Li Zhaoyi rolled on the ground for several circles before stopping. ]
Qin Yue's face was full of black lines, [Emm, this is hard to comment. The good and charming atmosphere was abruptly extinguished. The plot suddenly turned into an assassination scene. It seemed that the emperor had a bit of a comedic talent...]
System: [After the emperor pushed away, he felt the smoothness of his hand. He was about to call out "assassin" but swallowed it back. He looked down and saw Li Zhaoyi with her hair disheveled and shiny. He was immediately embarrassed.] [
Li Zhaoyi rolled on the ground for several circles. Her snow-white skin was stained with dust. Her hair was disheveled and she had a broken head. Blood flowed down her cheeks. She looked like a ghost.]
[But she ignored the pain and immediately got up and rushed towards the emperor!]
Qin Yue: [Is Li Zhaoyi so fierce! Has she never slept with a man in her eight lifetimes? So hungry and thirsty?】
Li Shilang: ...
System: [Hahahaha, guess what?]
Qin Yue: [What? When the emperor saw Li Zhaoyi, he must have figured out Li Zhaoyi's purpose. There was a naked beauty in front of him, so naturally he would pounce on her like a hungry wolf, and then go to Wushan to make love with her!]
The system uttered another word faintly: [Wrong!]
Qin Yue: [It can't be that the emperor is incapable? Well, it's not impossible. After all, he is old and it is possible that he is unable to do some things!]
Emperor Yuan of Jin: Little Fuguan, are you polite? Why can't I do it? I can do it very well! I will turn over the sign in the harem tonight, and you can eat melons again in the morning court tomorrow to see if I can do it! Humph!
The second prince: It seems that the emperor's illness is very serious. We must find a famous doctor as soon as possible. The Imperial Hospital is definitely not good, otherwise the emperor would have been cured long ago. It seems that I have to take action...
The second prince secretly made up his mind.
The crown prince saw the second prince clenching his fists, with an expression of "I can do it, only I can do it", and thought silently in his heart that it seems that the emperor's brother has suffered a great setback. As an elder brother, I must have a good talk with the emperor's brother.
Lord Qin had a wooden face. Oh, isn't it just that Your Majesty is not good in that aspect? What's the matter? Anyway, I have chosen the cemetery for the whole family...
System: [Hehe, the emperor saw Li Zhaoyi rushing over with a face covered in blood, accompanied by the sound of "ding ding dang dang". 】
【As if he saw some evil ghost flying towards him, he slapped Li Zhaoyi again and sent her flying. This time, Li Zhaoyi fainted completely. 】
Qin Yue: 【Hahahahahahahaha, although the plot is weird, it is so funny. Only Li Zhaoyi is injured in the world, hahahahahahaha...】
Li Shilang: ...
Emperor Jin Yuan: Now no one should say that I am not good enough...
Second Prince: Sure enough, father is not good enough, otherwise how could he mistake a beautiful woman for a female ghost and beat her twice? He really has no sympathy for women.
Emperor Jin Yuan suddenly felt his nose itchy and wanted to sneeze, huh? Who is scolding me?
The court officials thought they would hear a passionate development, but they guessed the beginning, but never expected it to end like this. They felt speechless and funny.
I really didn't expect that my Majesty would be such a Majesty, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...
The court officials lowered their heads to hold back their laughter.
The official who had just been pinched on the thigh suddenly cursed in his heart, damn, do you have eyes on the back of your head? Didn't you realize that you pinched my thigh?
The official turned his head and glared at the adult next to him hatefully.
The adult next to him continued to pinch the official's thigh as if he didn't notice.
Now the official saw clearly that this guy did it on purpose, so he reached out and pinched the man's thigh hard.
Oh, come on, let's hurt each other!
The officials standing behind the two of them retreated silently and moved away from them.
The system continued to say happily: [Host, do you know why Li Zhaoyi is so anxious to sleep with the emperor?]
Qin Yue was confused by this question, [Sister, don’t all the women in the harem want to sleep with the emperor?]
The system said mysteriously: [Hey! This matter is not simple~]
Qin Yue was immediately interested, and stretched out the tail sound "Oh", and asked curiously: [How is this matter not simple? Hehe~]
When Emperor Jin Yuan heard this, he also became excited. There was something he didn't know?
All the court officials pricked up their ears and listened carefully. The voices immediately became quieter. Even the two officials who were pinching each other's thighs let go and stopped fighting.
System: [The reason why Li Zhaoyi couldn't wait to sleep with the emperor was because she was pregnant, and the child was not the emperor's! ]
Qin Yue was so shocked that his eyes widened and blurted out a national quintessence: [Fuck! Li Zhaoyi is so bold to cheat on the emperor! ]
When Minister Li heard this, his legs trembled and cold sweat broke out all over his body. He couldn't stand steadily and began to sway from side to side. His face was as pale as a dead person.
How could it be? How could his daughter be pregnant with someone else's child? He
still wanted to deceive His Majesty and get away with it. This is a capital crime of deceiving the emperor!
Emperor Jin Yuan's face darkened, his lips were pressed into a straight line, his eyelids slightly raised, the air pressure around him suddenly surged, and the temperature in the hall seemed to drop by several degrees.
Everyone in the hall instantly felt the pressure from above, and they all quieted down in an instant.
His Majesty must be really angry!
No one dared to run into the muzzle of the gun at this time, even the second prince who jumped out was extremely quiet.
Lord Qin continued to have a wooden face, oh, isn't it just cheating on His Majesty? What's the matter, anyway, I have chosen the cemetery for the whole family...
Qin Yue continued to sigh: [His Majesty the Emperor is really a bit miserable, being cheated on is fine, and he almost became a father! 】
【If he really slept with Li Zhaoyi last night, then after the child is born, he will have to raise the child for another man. It's very awkward to think about it. 】
【By the way, Li Zhaoyi was beaten twice by the emperor last night, but he was fine? Isn't it the case that in most stories, the child is gone after a push and a fall? 】
System: [Li Zhaoyi is fine. She is still planning how to seduce the emperor today.]
[She thought she failed last night because she acted too hastily and scared the emperor. Tonight, she plans to perform a striptease in front of the emperor, taking off her clothes one by one and dancing while taking them off...]
Qin Yue is full of longing: [Wow, so exciting, I really want to see it, sister, turn on the video function quickly, or at least make the replay~]
System: [Host, continue to work hard to eat melons, the video function is waving at you in front~ As for the replay, sorry, there is no!]
Humph, ruthless system!
[So, whose child is Li Zhaoyi's belly?]
Emperor Jin Yuan and all the court officials immediately listened attentively.
At this moment, Li Shilang was shaking like a sieve: Can I still save myself?