Chapter 65 So if this fart is not your Majesty’s, then whose else could it be? !
Qin Yue: [Ah? What is the relationship between the mighty general and Sister Xia? ]
Qin Yue feels that these two have nothing to do with each other. A middle-aged uncle and a young woman, what is the relationship? !
[It is impossible that the mighty general is attracted by Sister Xia’s beauty and wants to rob her, right? ! ]
The mighty general: Shit! I really didn’t! Xiao Fuguan, please stop talking nonsense!
The mighty general wanted to speak loudly to defend himself, but when he raised his head and met the stern gaze of Emperor Yuan of Jin, he suddenly wilted.
The meaning of Emperor Jin Yuan was very clear. If the mighty general dared to expose himself in front of Xiao Fuguan, he would tear the mighty general to pieces on the spot.
But the mighty general said that the two gazes behind him were really hard to ignore.
He was so nervous being stared at, as if he had really done something bad.
The mighty general could only shut his mouth and shook his head vigorously at the two people, saying that he was really innocent and had nothing to do with Miss Xia, let alone robbing her by force.
God and God are conscientious, he has never even seen Miss Xia!
Sister, you should explain it quickly! !
The mighty general frantically called out to his sister in his heart. The next moment, the sister's voice finally rang out, and the mighty general instantly felt as if he heard the sound of a fairy.
System: [Host, that's not the case. Don't talk nonsense. The mighty general is still a very good person.]
The mighty general: Thank you for saving my life, my sister.
Then he turned around and glared at Minister Xu and Lord Xia.
Minister Xu and Lord Xia were a little embarrassed.
There was no way. Who asked the old sister to mention Yuan Shuang? This was their treasure. She also said something about being related to the mighty general. How could they not be nervous?
Just like what Xiao Fuguan said, a middle-aged uncle and a young girl were mentioned together. It really made people think too much.
Moreover, after the incident with Liu Jin, both of them were very cautious about Xia Yuanshuang.
If there is another character who is smarter and more powerful than Liu Jin and successfully bullies Yuanshuang, they will have nowhere to cry!
The butt of Emperor Jin Yuan has moved forward. Hehe, this time it is finally not his melon. He has eaten his melon several times in a row.
He really can't stand it. It's time for someone else to enjoy this special "privilege" from Xiao Fuguan and his sister.
Hehe, what did the mighty general do this time to have a relationship with the young lady of Lord Xia's family.
Based on the experience of eating melons in the past few days, Emperor Jin Yuan believes that there must be a story here!
Oh, it's comfortable to eat other people's melons!
Eunuch Li looked at Emperor Jin Yuan numbly. If the occasion did not allow it, he felt that Emperor Jin Yuan would definitely eat melon seeds while crossing his legs and watching the show.
So even if the second prince's butt hurts, he still tries to go to court to eat melons. Who did he take after in this regard?
Eunuch Li seemed to have the answer in his mind.
His eyes inadvertently swept over the two of them. Well, not only do they both love to eat melons, but even their expressions when eating melons are exactly the same.
The second prince was seen trying to turn his head at this moment, looking at the mighty general with sparkling eyes, with a mysterious smile on the corner of his mouth.
Even the degree of the corner of his mouth is exactly the same as the one on the high platform.
It's just that one has a beard to block it, and the other is blatantly facing the person in question.
Don't ask why the beard is blocking it. How can Eunuch Li see that the corners of His Majesty's mouth are curled up, and he can even tell the extent of the curling!
Just kidding, he has served His Majesty for so many years, and he has not served for nothing. Even if His Majesty farts secretly, he can know it immediately!
Eunuch Li was thinking so, and the next moment, Qin Yue's disgusted voice suddenly came.
Qin Yue: [Oh my god, who the hell farted! It's so damn smelly! Did he eat soybeans in the morning? Oh, in this public place, he doesn't know how to hold it in. He feels comfortable when he farts, but a group of people suffer with him! It's too careless! ]
The court officials hurriedly raised their wide sleeves to cover their mouths and noses.
Oh, damn, it's too smelly!
Who the hell farted!
Has it been eight hundred years since you last farted?
It stinks!
It stinks worse than their shit!
Because of a fart, all the court officials temporarily withdrew from the melons of the mighty generals and Xia Yuanshuang.
The main reason was that the fart was so smelly that it could not be ignored at all, and it made people lose interest in eating melons!
Lord Qin immediately covered Qin Yue's mouth and nose with his wide sleeves, but he did not dare to use too much force for fear of affecting Qin Yue's breathing.
So Qin Yue's nose was still lingering with that unforgettable smell.
All the court officials looked around quietly, suspecting that it was the fart of the people around them.
For a while, the sound of "rustling" moving footsteps could be heard from time to time in the hall.
The court officials stood further away from each other.
The whole hall began to look crowded, especially the officials standing at the back, who were about to be squeezed out of the hall and could only hold the door frame with their feet.
The officials were very angry. How could they be squeezed out of the hall during the court session? It was too embarrassing!
They must hold this last line of defense!
Eunuch Li moved his nose and sniffed. Hmm, it was not the emperor's fart.
He said it was impossible that the emperor would fart as soon as he thought of his majesty's fart. How could it be such a coincidence?
Unexpectedly, the next second, Qin Yue's angry voice was heard again.
[Fuck! Again! Who is it this time? We are in court. Can't these people hold it in for a while? However, the fart this time doesn't seem to be that smelly! But it still stinks!】
The courtiers who had just put down their sleeves smelled another kind of fart in their breath.
The two smells mixed together, and the courtiers couldn't help but burp.
"Gurgling..."
"Gurgling..."
"Gurgling..."
The wide sleeves that had just been put down were immediately raised again, and he hurriedly covered his mouth and nose again, not daring to relax at all.
The poor second prince had to cover his mouth and nose while guarding against the "random" courtiers around him. If they accidentally hit his butt, he would be in trouble.
At this time, the crown prince played his responsibility and responsibility as an elder brother. He stayed by the second prince's side and tried his best to block the officials who were about to hit the second prince's butt.
This action made the second prince burst into tears.
He didn't expect that the usually aloof royal brother would still want to protect him at such a "life-and-death" moment.
He really wanted to cry, he was so moved, oooooo…
The prince: We can’t let this guy lose face again, he doesn’t want face, but the royal family still wants face!
Alas, after returning home, I’d better send someone to send some good plasters, this silly royal brother is really annoying!
At this moment, the official standing at the end was almost losing the last line of defense, and the whole person had been squeezed and lay on the door frame. Only in this way could he keep the last bit of dignity in the court.
Eunuch Li moved his nose and sniffed again, um, this fart smell is right, it’s your majesty’s fart.
This fart smells like onions, your majesty ate onions in the morning.
And the smell of this fart is intermittent, your majesty’s fart is like this, farting is like constipation, it comes out little by little, and the main feature is that it lasts for a while.
So if this fart is not from your Majesty, then whose else could it be? !