Just now, she was about to go out, but as she pushed the door open, "Pah!" A pile of what looked like cow or pig manure fell from the door, covering her head and face! The thin yellow liquid flowed down her face, and her neck and collar were covered in poop!
"Ah!!!!" She screamed instantly!
As soon as she opened her mouth, the juice flowed into her mouth, and she felt so disgusted that her face turned the color of liver.
"vomit!!"
"vomit!!!"
"vomit!!!!"
He kept lying on the side and retching!
When the neighbors heard the noise and came out to see, they all couldn't help but pinch their noses and hold back their laughter as they watched the scene.
Someone who had long disliked her couldn't help but say, "Hey, Xiaomei, what's wrong with you? People always say you're lucky, but did you get hit on the head with cow dung? You're absolutely blessed with great fortune!"
Zhou Xiaomei was so angry that she wanted to jump up and down, but the stench in front of her made it impossible for her to speak.
Keep vomiting.
If Sun Weidong hadn't come back and seen this scene, and hurriedly helped her get water to wash up, she would have definitely been suffocated to death today!
After washing her hair, taking a shower, and changing into clean clothes, she still seemed to have a psychological trauma and kept smelling herself.
She was so angry that she stood at the door with her hands on her hips and cursed: "Who the hell is deliberately messing with me?! If I find out, I will break your legs!!"
As soon as she finished speaking, another ball of cow dung flew past her cheek and hit the window next to her with a "bang".
She was so scared that she quickly went back to the house with her neck shrunk.
She also completely collapsed: "Ah ...
Sun Weidong was not afraid. He pushed the door open and went out to find out who had played such a trick on his wife.
It’s dark now, how can I see clearly?
I had no choice but to turn around and go into the house.
Zhou Cheng and Zhou Lin, who were hiding behind a straw stack, couldn't help but laugh secretly with their hands covering their mouths.
Seeing Sun Weidong, who had just returned to the house, taking out another flashlight, Zhou Cheng quickly signaled Zhou Lin.
"Linzi, let's go!"
The two of them quietly took a small path back home under the cover of night.
Song Shiwei, who had just finished cooking, happened to see the two of them coming back. She quickly pointed at the seafood on the table and said, "Go deliver it to the neighbors!"
Song Shiwei is a person who doesn't like to owe favors to others. The neighbors borrowed so many things for her cooking just now, and several sisters-in-law gave her things on the day she first arrived. She is still very grateful.
Zhou Cheng looked at the three big bowls of delicious seafood on the stove and couldn't help wiping his saliva, washing his hands, and leading Zhou Lin to deliver them door to door.
At this time, Zhou Tingyue also came back from training.
Seeing the table full of seafood, a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes.
"This...you went to the beach?"
Zhou Wei nodded excitedly: "Yes, our new mother took us there!"
Zhou Xinxin also rushed to say: "There are so many seafood at the beach! Mom is amazing! She caught so many!"
Zhou Tingyue was really surprised. He looked at Song Shiwei in surprise and asked, "Did you catch all these?"
Song Shiwei nodded.
"Of course, otherwise they could have jumped into our bucket on their own?"
Before Zhou Tingyue could say anything, Zhou Lin, who had just returned from delivering the food, couldn't help but sigh, "Dad, you don't understand, that's like them jumping into our bucket. She...she sprinkled some salt on the ground, and the clams jumped out automatically! We just followed behind and picked up the ones that were ready! Even the fishermen were surprised!"
Although Zhou Lin's resistance to Song Shiwei was not as strong as before, he still couldn't call her "Mom" and could only use her instead.
Zhou Wei nodded continuously: "Yes, Mom also uses seawater to boil salt, and then she uses the boiled salt to catch clams!"
Zhou Tingyue was really surprised when he heard several children talking about what happened today.
He really didn't expect that the new girl he married would be so capable and know so much.
It made him look at it with new eyes!
Song Shiwei felt his fiery gaze and her face turned red. Fortunately, he didn't ask in detail, otherwise it would be difficult for her to explain how a girl living in Beijing could have so many things!
Today she made a big pot of stir-fried seafood with garlic and chili sauce, steamed crabs, and cold jellyfish. She also made a steamed egg custard for Zhou Xinxin using sea duck eggs!
She cooked cornmeal porridge as the staple food, and made cornmeal pancakes that she stuck on the side of the pot. If she had nothing to do tomorrow morning, she could steam a few baskets of steamed buns in a clay pot.
She went to the beach today and caught three or four tilapia, which will be just enough to make fish soup for the kids tomorrow at noon!
Even though Zhou Tingyue had been on this island for a long time, he had never eaten such delicious seafood.
The canteen also serves seafood, but it is usually just boiled in salt water with green onions, ginger, and water.
It is rarely stir-fried with various seasonings, and even if it is, it doesn’t taste this good.
It is extremely fresh and fragrant when you take a bite, and is paired with garlic and chili.
He ate six or seven pancakes in one breath before he stopped.
Even Zhou Cheng and Zhou Lin ate three each, and Zhou Wei ate one and a half.
Xinxin ate a big bowl of egg custard and two crabs.
If Song Shiwei hadn't been afraid that the crabs would be cold and hadn't let her eat too much, Zhou Xinxin would have wanted to eat a few more!
In the end, everyone ate up a big pot of seafood and a dozen crabs.
Zhou Tingyue rubbed his bloated stomach and took Song Shiwei's hand.
"Let's go for a walk and help digest the food!"
Song Shiwei looked at the unwashed dishes and plates on the table and smiled helplessly: "Then wait until I finish cleaning up!"
Zhou Tingyue quickly grabbed her hand, turned to Zhou Cheng and Zhou Lin, who were also slumped on the stools due to their overeating, and said, "I'll leave the rest to you. Your mother and I will go for a walk!"
After saying that, he took Song Shiwei's hand and walked out.
Zhou Cheng's face obviously fell.
Zhou Lin glanced at his brother.
"Brother, what should we do? Should we chase him or not?"
Zhou Wei and Zhou Xinxin looked at him with frowns. After spending some time together, they both liked Song Shiwei very much. They also wanted their father to spend more time with her and did not want their brothers to mess with her.
Zhou Xinxin was about to speak: "Brother..."
Then I heard Zhou Cheng sigh.
"Forget it, let's just leave them alone today! Get up and get to work!"
As he said that, he stood up first and cleared the dishes on the table!
When Zhou Lin saw it, a hint of joy unconsciously appeared between his eyebrows.
"Okay!"
Hurry up and clean up.
Zhou Wei and Zhou Xinxin looked at each other and saw the smile in each other's eyes.
Song Shiwei was a little worried about leaving the housework to the children.
"How about I go back and clean up first?"
Zhou Tingyue held her hand tightly.
"No need, Zhou Cheng and Zhou Lin are both teenagers, they can handle it!"
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