As a result, before she could say anything.
Then Xiaodouzi giggled and said, "Mom, look what we found on the beach? Does it look like my dad's chirp?"
The picture comes from the Internet
After he said this, the whole audience fell silent, and Zhou Xiaomei was even more dumbfounded!
Who would have thought that Xiaodouzi didn't stop there. He scratched his head and said embarrassedly, "No, my dad's is not that big! It's twice as big as my dad's!"
Zhou Xiaomei's expression was about to crack!
The whole audience suddenly burst into laughter!!
Some older sisters-in-law even covered their mouths while laughing.
"Hahaha, Xiaomei, is what your little bean said accurate?"
"Hahaha, you know what, this thing really looks like that thing!!"
"I'm dying of laughter. Your little bean is so bold!"
"Oh my god, it's twice as big as your Lao Sun's thing! Lao Sun doesn't look that small!"
........
Zhou Xiaomei's face turned red with embarrassment!
How dare this kid say anything?
She was really going to be pissed off by him!
He stepped forward and twisted his ear.
"What nonsense are you talking about! What the hell is this!"
As she said that, she slapped the thing in his hand away and walked away angrily carrying him.
The little Bean covered his ears and cried out in pain!
"What are you doing? You bad woman! I'm not kidding, this thing just looks a lot like my dad, and there are so many of them on the beach, all over the beach... If you don't believe me, go and see, there are some that look like my dad, and some that are thinner than my dad... mmmmm..."
Zhou Xiaomei probably couldn't stand him anymore, so she covered his mouth and dragged him home.
Although they left, the sisters-in-law seemed to be interested in her.
Even dirty jokes started to be told.
"Hey, you guys, is their old Sun really that young?"
"Who knows? Your man is bigger than this thing?"
"Fuck you! Your man is bigger than this thing!"
The others were instantly amused.
"Oh, so your man is smaller than this thing!"
"Ha ha ha ha........"
Everyone followed suit and enjoyed the fun.
Even Sun Meimei blushed as she glanced at the thing on the ground and said with a smile, "You know what, this thing really does look like it..."
Jian Qiu's face turned even redder, but Wang Chunxiang reached out and picked up the thing carelessly.
"Hey, little one, you're so chic!"
As she spoke, she turned her head and looked at Song Shiwei: "Weiwei, you know a lot, tell me what this thing is? Why does it look like this?"
After asking this question, they realized that Song Shiwei's eyes actually glowed when she looked at this thing! !
Wang Chunxiang's eyes widened.
"No way, Weiwei... Tingyue doesn't look that young. Why do you have such an expression?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Song Shiwei hit her shoulder hard with a hammer.
"What are you thinking about? I'm so excited because this thing is good!"
When Sun Meimei and Wang Chunxiang heard Song Shiwei say it was a good thing, they were immediately excited.
"What good stuff? Weiwei, tell me! Can I make money again?"
They have almost formed a conditioned reflex now, and feel that anything that Song Shiwei calls a good thing must be extraordinary!
Even Jian Qiu looked expectant.
Song Shiwei smiled helplessly.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited. This thing is food, called sea sausage, and it tastes really delicious!"
In her previous life, when she was doing a seafood special, this sea sausage was very expensive!
A pound of it, including the soup, costs her several hundred yuan! When it’s expensive, it’s three hundred yuan a pound!
What you can eat is its outer skin.
After removing the internal organs and water, half of the pound is left, which is hilarious.
Basically, I bought it for several hundred dollars, which is just enough to stir-fry one dish.
Who would have thought that Xiaodouzi would actually pick one up on the beach this time? And he said there were plenty of them on the beach?
How could Song Shiwei not be excited?
When Sun Meimei and the others heard that it was food, and then looked at the "ugly" appearance of this thing, their faces changed.
"This thing? It's a delicacy? No, I can't even eat it just looking at it!"
Wang Chunxiang also curled her lips: "No, no, when I see this thing, my mind can't help but think of the scene that Xiaodouzi said looked like his dad. I really can't eat it!"
Song Shiwei looked at Jian Qiu, and Jian Qiu also hurriedly shook his head.
"No, no, no, I can't do that even more!"
Seeing that the three of them were waving their hands, Song Shiwei had no choice but to stand up.
"Well, it seems like none of you are lucky enough to enjoy it, so I have to eat it myself!"
As she said this, she was about to go home to get a bucket and pliers, but Sun Meimei was still worried.
But the three of them still had to work, and no one could go with her, so they had to give her instructions.
"Be careful! Don't get so close to the water. Don't slip with your big belly!"
Song Shiwei waved his hand without even turning his head.
"Don't worry! I'll pay attention!"
In fact, she was already very excited.
Sea sausage!!! Delicious!!! Here I come!!!
But when she arrived at the beach with the bucket, she almost fainted!
Wow!! Did this heavy rain blow up the sea cucumbers’ nest?
The beach is full of sea cucumbers!!!
They are everywhere, there is no place to stay!
Occasionally, a few villagers from the surrounding area came to the beach to catch sea cucumbers, and when they saw these sea intestines, they shook their heads.
Who eats this?
They are literally looking for seafood in sea intestines!
It’s a pity that there are so many sea cucumbers that I can’t even tell which ones are seafood!
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