Chapter 523 Back to Earth
It doesn't matter if you don't look, but once you do, Mingli almost wants to wash out his eyes with sulfuric acid. Where did these golden boy and jade girl come from? They are clearly two big-headed babies from some planet, looking at each other lovingly.
"Hey, look who's here. Isn't this Xin Yue's pet Mingli? Please take a seat."
As soon as Xiangzi saw Mingli, he walked over and greeted him.
"This is..."
"She's my friend and Xin Yue's trusted confidant who was planted next to Cuminfen on Tianlun Star. Is Xin Yue still here?"
"Oh, Xin Yue went back to Earth. She told me that if you finish your business, you should come back to Earth and take your sister away. She can't afford to support your little princess. She's almost bankrupted by Yang Di."
"What do you mean? Is she planning to abuse my sister and not even give her a full meal?"
Mingli's face turned very ugly, and Xiangzi could only quickly change the subject.
"Old man, forget about your side hustle for now. Your friend is here, so come over and say hello first."
Mingli: "What side business is Mr. Shadiao doing now?"
Xiangzi: "Look over there!"
I saw a new sign next to Xiangzi Convenience Store, which clearly read: Stupid Marriage Agency.
Xiangzi: "I'm not afraid of you laughing at me. I don't know why, but he heard that Old B's business on Earth was getting bigger and bigger, and he was so envious that after visiting Earth, he said he wanted to be that old man who specializes in threading red threads on Earth..."
"Yue Lao..."
"Yes, yes, that's him. He did it right away. When he came back, he cleared out a space in the convenience store to work. Unexpectedly, he hit the jackpot. His business was even better than the convenience store..."
Sha Diao wiped the sweat from his forehead and hurried over.
"It's rare that you're willing to come and see me. I should have had a good time with you, but as you can see, I really don't have time to greet you. I just took on a business from a psychopathic couple who likes to play with fire and water. They either set fire to houses or flood the mountains every few days. I have to go and deal with it first. It might even cost lives. If you're not careful, just take anything you like in the store. It'll be my treat." After saying that, he went off in a hurry.
Mingli: "Seeing you and your wife have such a promising life, I'm really envious."
Xiangzi: "Well...everyone knows whether the water is hot or cold."
Simon: "I'm single and wanted you to introduce me to someone, but when I saw that sign...I decided to give up!"
Mingli covered his mouth and dragged him out of the store.
The two came to a waterfall, and with a "splash" they disappeared.
After a long while, the two men climbed out of another waterfall with difficulty, dripping wet.
Simon: "Fuck, don't you guys ever think about opening an interstellar channel?"
Mingli: "We've sent signals to outer space, but so far we haven't received any response! Who knows what's going on in the minds of you aliens? Will you do anything to us?"
Simon: "Forget it, there will be other big shots who can help us with these things. What should we do now? Go find Xin Yue?"
Mingli: "Of course, otherwise you want to go home with me? I won't take you in."
There were many cars coming and going on the road. Even though they kept waving, no car was willing to stop for them. People nowadays are very realistic. Who would be willing to stop for two wet weirdos?
Mingli struggled to pull out the only two hundred yuan left from the sole of his shoe and waved it in the air.
Finally a car stopped in front of them.
Driver: “Where are you going?”
Mingli: "Bird of Paradise Restaurant."
The driver looked at them in disbelief for a long time before saying, "Get in the car!"
In the rearview mirror, the driver looked at them carefully again.
"You two are a couple who agreed to commit suicide in Swan Mountain Falls, right?"
Ximen and Mingli looked at each other and quickly denied it.
Simon: "Master, you must have misunderstood. We are not gay nor are we a couple. We just accidentally fell into the water."
The driver didn't seem to believe him. Instead, he said meaningfully, "Everyone's thinking is very open-minded nowadays. What you did is actually not a big deal. Young man, don't be so desperate. Cherish your life!"
Simon poked Mingli and said, "Say something!"
If you are sensible, you will know that you can't explain it clearly, and if you say it, it will only make things worse, so you might as well just say nothing.
After finally arriving at the Bird of Paradise, the two were stopped by the security guard at the door.
Mingli: "I am just an ordinary customer, why don't you let me in?"
The security guard pointed at the sign in front of the door that said "No admission for those who are not properly dressed" and made a helpless expression.
Mingli looked at his clothes that were still dripping with water and could only say with a smile, "I'm here to see your boss Xinyue. Please go in and tell her that Mingli and Ximen are here."
The security guard went in half-believing and half-doubting, but when he came out, his attitude had changed 180 degrees.
"Our boss said that it's not convenient for you to talk about anything in your current state. Our restaurant has a high-end SpaVIP service. Miss Xin asked me to take you there to enjoy it first before you go to see her."
In the private room filled with fragrance, Ximen completely took off his disguise and seemed to be enjoying the sauna very much.
If you are sensible, you won’t catch a cold easily.
"That's enough. Don't let your imagination get the better of you. You still have to see your master soon."
"I didn't know there were such fun things on your Earth! I fell in love with them the moment I arrived. Okay, let's get down to business first. Now let's go meet my goddess."
Ximen put on his mask again, put on the new clothes prepared for them by the security guard, and walked out of the sauna with Mingli.
The security guard had been waiting for them at the door. As soon as he saw them come out, he immediately greeted them with a smile.
"Well, do you need any help?"
"No need, please take us directly to see Xin Yue!" Mingli said tiredly.
Soon, the two were taken to a restaurant, where Xin Yue was the only one sitting at the huge dining table.
Xin Yue looked at Ximen for a long time before she recognized it.
"It's you, why are you here too? Where's your brother Dongmen?"
Simon: "This is a family misfortune. It's really hard to talk about it..."
After hearing this, Xin Yue shook her head helplessly.
Mingli: "Where's my sister?"
Xin Yue: "How dare you mention her in front of me? We serve her abalone and shark fin every day, but she doesn't prepare a good meal for her, and she actually protests by going on a hunger strike. We can't afford to support this big Buddha, so we sent her home long ago."
Mingli: "Hey, this is called "you reap what you sow". Oh, by the way, your brother from your hometown asked me to help find the body, and he gave me this thing. See if there is any other way to narrow down the scope."
Simon: "This is none of my master's business. You should figure out how to handle the task that someone has asked you to do."
Xin Yue: "But the person who asked him to help is my brother. As his sister, I can't just stand by and watch, right? Besides, I have to go back to Tianlun Star! It would be embarrassing to go back empty-handed, right?"
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