Chapter 546: Professional qualities of a monster

"You are such a big eater."

Jiaotu couldn't help but complain.

Jiang Xuxu tilted her head upon hearing the voice and glanced at Jiaotu.

Speaking of being able to eat, she felt that he was the least qualified one to speak among all the people present.

As far as she knew, ever since Jiaotu moved into the Chu family, the housekeeper Chu had specially prepared a snack cabinet for him.

You know, before that, the Chu family was said to have never seen such a thing as snacks. When

Jiaotu saw her looking at him, he raised his eyebrows and smiled at Jiang Xuxu, and couldn't help but move closer to ask her,

"How did you know that it was in human form and not a child just now?"

He didn't even notice a serious dragon just now.

Jiang Xuxu only said, "Because Li Xiaohe and other medicine buyers all said he was an adult male when talking about his image."

Although the little demon can also transform into other human forms with its own demon power, it consumes demon power and its behavior will definitely be different.

For example, a real underage demon should be like Jiaotu, who spends all day playing games, eating and thinking about turning into a dragon.

It is not like this ear mouse, who worries about whether humans can have children.

After briefly explaining to Jiaotu, Jiang Xuxu turned her attention back to Uncle Ear Mouse.

"You must pay for eating those things, but that's not what we want to know."

She pointed to the chocolate box that fell behind him.

"I know you mixed deer hair powder into chocolate and sold it to ordinary people. Why did you do that?"

Uncle Ear Mouse obviously didn't expect that she caught him for this. He was really nervous now.

"Are you... from the Monster Management Bureau?"

"No." Jiang Xuxu said, "But the Monster Management Bureau has issued a task order because your behavior has disrupted the normal human reproduction rhythm."

After Jiang Xuxu took the task, he went online to see those pregnant women who were pregnant with twins.

Some of them did have children in their lives.

For example, one of the mothers who was pregnant with triplets was destined to have three children, but they should have been born one by one according to the normal birth plan.

As a result, due to the intervention of the secret medicine, the three children will be born together in the same year.

This impact is relatively small.

Others are destined to be childless, but have a few more children for no reason.

This situation has also disrupted the reincarnation order of the underworld to a certain extent, and may even change the fate of the children's mother. It

was also discovered early, and the underworld probably didn't notice this situation.

Uncle Ear Mouse was a little puzzled when he heard Jiang Xuxu say that he was disrupting the normal birth rhythm of humans,

"How could it be? I'm helping them."

His tone was so sincere that Jiang Xuxu couldn't tell whether he was lying again.

"You do this just to help them?"

"Yes."

Uncle Ear Mouse said as a matter of course,

"Aren't you humans thinking about having children every day?

Especially women. Before they grow up, they think about finding a good family. After finding a good family, they start thinking about having children.

Isn't having children your goal?"

Jiang Xuxu: ...

Before Jiang Xuxu could open his mouth to refute him, Uncle Ear Mouse corrected himself,

"No, this was in the past. Nowadays, women not only have to go to school, but also have to work. They have to continue working after getting married. They have to have children while working. To raise children, they not only have to make money, but also take care of the family..."

Uncle Ear Mouse counted, and finally came to the conclusion,

"They all have such a hard life. Since I can help them with having children, I might as well help them."

After all, they don't want the stars in the sky.

Jiang Xuxu was speechless for a moment as he listened to the uncle's chatter.

It could be heard that he really felt that he was doing a good thing.

Of course, for those families who could not conceive and were very eager to have children, he was indeed doing a good thing.

However, as a monster, was his starting point really that simple?

"Is it really just because of this?"

Jiang Xuxu stared at him, as if to say, "Don't even think about lying. "

The ear mouse uncle was tied up by her chain, so he didn't dare to lie. He could only whisper,

"It's also for the sake of making money."

After all, it has survived for so many years, witnessed the development of human civilization, and knew that humans have many delicious and fun things.

But those things need money to buy.

Although it can sneak into other people's homes and eat and drink as it turns into its original form, it doesn't want to be a rat demon that only knows how to hide in other people's homes and steal food, so it wants to make some money for itself.

"I used to see that Deer Shu was particularly popular among humans. Those people would go up the mountain to find it and offer it sacrifices, just for the few hairs on its body."

"It's called Deer Shu, and I'm called Ear Mouse. We're all mice. Why do you only like it and not me?"

But Ear Mouse didn't have the ability to make people pregnant, so it found another way.

It went straight to pluck Deer Shu's hair.

The Deer Shu hair it has in its hands now was also plucked at that time.

Because the "stock" in its hands was not enough to support many people to get pregnant, it came up with a solution.

That is to grind the hair of the deer cricket into powder, mix it into chocolate and feed it to humans.

The main thing is that chocolate invented by humans not only looks like a pill, but also tastes like medicine. Isn't this just right?

The ear mouse originally thought that this would be a great business.

Maybe after becoming famous, he would be sought after by the world like the deer cricket.

Who would have thought that after he started selling medicine, he found that the situation was not what he imagined.

There are too few people who want to have children now, and more girls don't even want to have children.

It took it a lot of effort to find those target customers.

Some of them were contacted by the mother-in-law in private.

After listening to it, Jiang Xuxu finally understood why it did this.

There really wasn't any complicated reason.

"Since you have no ill intentions, even if you are taken away by the Monster Management Bureau, you probably won't be punished excessively. Why did you flee to Haishi?"

It can't be just for Li Xiaohe's after-sales service, right?

The ear mouse uncle said as a matter of course,

"I have a customer here in Haishi, of course I have to confirm that she is pregnant, otherwise I will become a deceitful businessman?"

Although it is a monster, it can't discredit monsters.

Jiang Xuxu:...

This is really a very professional monster.

Jiaotu had been listening to the whole thing, and couldn't help laughing at this moment,

"Even I know that humans don't have many children nowadays, how can you still think of using this to make money, so stupid!"

Uncle Ear Mouse: ...

I can bear it because there is a big monster behind you and I can't beat you.

Jiaotu said again,

"And if you want to eat delicious food and have fun, why do you have to make money yourself? It's so tiring, can't you just find a human to raise you?"

Yes, just like him.

Uncle Ear Mouse: !!!

Yeah, why didn't it think of it? !