Chapter 556 As long as you want, three sticks of incense will come sooner or later
"What weight loss evil spirit?"
Jiang Cheng asked subconsciously, and suddenly his eyes fell on the ear mouse at his feet. He seemed to think of something, and his expression became complicated in an instant.
"Are you talking about... its..."
"Yes." Jiang Xuxu looked at him with sincere eyes, "Didn't you experience it yourself?"
It was because she had seen it from Jiang Cheng that Jiang Xuxu had such an idea. It
was just that she thought that Master Wu Shu was locked up at the time, and she didn't think deeply about it.
When she saw Master Wu Shu last night, this idea suddenly popped up again.
Isn't this better than helping people get pregnant everywhere?
"..."
Jiang Cheng's face darkened.
Jiang Cheng didn't want to talk anymore.
So this is the reason why she pulled him into the "partnership"? !
He has become a spokesperson?
Jiang Cheng said nothing, but Master Wu Shu beside him said,
"Sir, are you saying you want to sell my demonic energy? But my demonic energy is useless."
It knows that its demonic energy can help people lose weight.
When it envied Lu Shu for being worshipped, it also thought about giving away its own fur.
Because its hair is stained with its demonic energy, long-term wearing can also reduce the belly.
But humans value the flesh on their bodies so much, and when they heard that its demonic energy would reduce the flesh, they were not happy with it.
Master Wu Shu always felt that their ear mouse clan was born only to be eaten by people.
So it wanted to make itself useful in other ways, so that when humans think of it, they will not only think about eating its meat.
That's why it started to pull the fur of Lu Shu and other monsters.
Jiaotu was stunned when he heard that Shi Wushu could actually help people lose weight, and he even thought that his demonic energy was useless.
"You actually think your demonic energy is useless?! Do you know how hard people work to lose a little weight?!"
Jiaotu is a game lover who also watches short videos on weekdays, so he is very familiar with some trends in modern society.
Therefore, he looked at Shi Wushu with some regret,
"You stupid rat! Do you know that if those who want to lose weight know that you have this ability, they will worship you as a god, right?!"
Shi Wushu didn't quite understand Jiaotu's excitement, but when he heard the last sentence, his eyes lit up.
"Really?" it asked, "Will they also draw a picture of me and worship me?"
Jiaotu nodded seriously, "As long as you want, I can do it sooner or later."
Master Wu Shu's face was visibly filled with anticipation.
But soon, it thought of another thing,
"But sir, doesn't the Monster Management Bureau not allow monsters to do this?"
It was fined and warned for selling drugs.
Jiang Xuxu knew it would ask this, so she had already learned about it before coming here.
"The Monster Management Bureau prohibits monsters from disrupting the normal survival rules of humans without formal procedures.
As long as you go through the legal procedures through the Monster Management Bureau and the Security Bureau, this kind of monster aura products can be circulated in the human world."
For example, in the information she found, there was a ginseng spirit that used its own bath water to package ginseng tea and sold it. It is said that it has a very good effect on replenishing qi.
After all, it is a genuine hundred-year-old ginseng. Even if it is only contaminated with a little bit of its aura, the effect is stronger than those fake ginsengs on the market.
Of course, this ginseng tea has also been inspected by the Security Bureau to confirm that it is qualified and has no side effects before it is allowed to circulate.
"As long as your monster aura controls the concentration and ensures that it will not harm the human body, you can sell it to the outside world through formal means."
In addition to this, special "commodities" such as monster aura can actually be sold through the Lingshi APP, as long as someone is willing to buy it.
However, as far as Jiang Xuxu knows, because the Monster Management Bureau has no intention of cooperating with spiritual affairs, there are very few monster users registered on the APP.
After listening to Jiang Xuxu's explanation, Shi Wushu was so excited that he didn't know that he had to go through the procedures and obtain a sales license. If he had known earlier...
he wouldn't have to come here secretly all the time!
Because he was too excited, Shi Wushu suddenly transformed into an uncle again and came directly to Jiang Xuxu, his eyes full of admiration.
"Sir, does this mean I can make money with this?"
It's just controlling the concentration of monster energy. It can!
Thinking of making money, it couldn't wait,
"Sir, how do I set up that online store you mentioned? Teach me!"
Jiang Xuxu raised her hand to comfort the excited uncle rat in front of her, and gestured,
"Don't worry about the online store, he can help you."
Jiang Xuxu pointed at Jiang Cheng next to her and said,
"You can also let him handle the formalities and testing permits at the Security Bureau."
Seeing that she assigned him as a matter of course, Jiang Cheng's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but say,
"Hey, I haven't agreed yet!"
Jiang Xuxu looked at him, "Do you want to accept the backlash?"
Jiang Cheng: ...
Damn.
Jiang Xuxu looked at Jiang Cheng's frustrated look, his eyes turned, and suddenly he seemed to think of something, and reminded Master Wu Shu,
"It may be difficult to open up sales in the early stage, but Jiang Cheng will help you with these things. He knows some online water army, and marketing products should not be a problem."
Jiang Cheng: ...
The memory of death attacked him again.
Jiang Xuxu must have done it on purpose!
Was it really impossible for him to get over the fact that he hired someone to blackmail her online? !
"Okay, okay, can't I do it?!"
Jiang Cheng stared at Jiang Xuxu with frustration, "I'll help it, and you promised me that these things will be over in the future."
"Oh." Jiang Xuxu's face was indifferent, noncommittal, "Let's talk about it later." Let
's see the performance first.
Jiang Cheng: ...
He shouldn't offend women.
Since he decided to do it, Jiang Cheng was not vague. Although
he had never run an online store, it would only take him a few minutes to get started if he asked any rich second-generation who ran a trendy brand about the process experience.
Jiang Cheng was unreliable in some things, but his basic ability was still very strong.
In addition, he had a wide network of contacts, so he didn't even have to design the online store himself.
He was busy with various preparations here, and Jiang Xuxu was about to leave when he saw that he had explained almost everything.
Seeing this, Master Wu Shu suddenly called her.
"Sir, thank you for helping me. You are the most friendly master to monsters I have ever seen."
It said, still a little embarrassed,
"I haven't made any money yet, so I can't repay you. How about I give you some deer hair? I still have the last bit left!"
It was originally saved in the bottom of the box.
Jiang Xuxu refused without hesitation, "No."
Why did she want that thing?
Master Wu Shu was a little anxious when he heard that she didn't want it,
"How about you see if there is anything else you want? I have taken a lot of things from those monsters before. If you want, I can give it to you."
As it said, it suddenly turned into its original form, puffed up its cheeks, raised one ear, and then, it actually started to take things out of its ear.
"This is the meat of the Wenyao fish, which can cure epilepsy."
"This is the skin of the Xi rat, which is especially good for making drums."
"This branch of the Dongming grass will definitely be useful to you. Use it as a torch to illuminate ghosts."
"This is the stinky fart that a skunk has accumulated for a hundred years."
"And this phoenix feather..."
"These are all my collections. Take a look and pick whichever you like!"
Jiang Xuxu: ...