Fu Mu: ……
Cheng Ke: ...
Old Man Qin: Ah pfft, ah pfft, which bastard is cursing me?
When Fu's mother heard him compare the durian to the stuff that Old Man Qin cooked, she was also annoyed: "It's like a wild boar can't chew fine bran."
However, the two did not go forward. Instead, they put away the durian and jackfruit, opened the doors and windows, and let the smell in the house dissipate.
However, this obviously didn't work very well, so Cheng Ke lit the incense she had made in the courtyard to dissipate the odor. She never thought she would need it one day.
Cheng Ke: "Is it really that painful?"
Fu Yao: "Yeah, once when I went on a business trip to Guangzhou with Lao Yu and the others, someone ate this stuff in the room. I threw up right away, and the smell in the room just wouldn't go away. I had no choice but to change rooms that night."
Cheng Ke: "Wait, who are you going on this business trip with?"
Fu Yao: "Old Yu! Yu Qianhe, Liu Yun's man."
Suddenly, Cheng Ke remembered Liu Yun's words: "I heard Yu Qian tell me that Fu Yao often goes on business trips to the south. If you like this, ask him to bring you more! But doesn't he often bring you things? He's never brought this before? It's a bit pricey, but it's not too bad!"
Cheng Ke: ...
This isn't giving advice, it's watching a show! She's sure she knows that Fu Yao throws up as soon as he smells durian.
Fu Yao: "What's wrong, honey?"
Cheng Ke: "It's nothing, I just suddenly remembered something."
Fu Yao: "What is it?"
Cheng Ke: "Today Liu Yun told me that Yu Qian told her that you often go on business trips to the south, and that if I like to eat something, I'll ask you to bring me more. She also said that you often bring me things, so why don't you bring me durian? I guess this is a provocation."
Fu Yao: "Damn! These two are truly a perfect couple, two mischievous devils. Yu Qianhe must be doing this on purpose!"
Cheng Ke found this sight amusing.
The Xiao family over there also started making a fuss because of durian.
Xiao Zhihua accepts durian and jackfruit well and quite likes them. Xiao's mother doesn't like durian very much, but she doesn't dislike it either, although she accepts jackfruit well.
But Liu Jing's twins couldn't accept these things.
His second son, Little Stone, smelled the odor as soon as he got home. "Mom, is something broken in the house? I smell a weird, stinky smell."
Little Persimmon: "Yeah, yeah! It stinks! It smells like poop."
Liu Jing: "No, your aunt went to Guangzhou and brought back some things, this is what I call durian and this is what I call jackfruit. Although they have a strong smell, they taste pretty good. You can try them later."
The smell intensified as soon as it was placed in front of them, and Little Stone and Little Persimmon immediately pinched their noses and backed away, keeping a safe distance.
Little Persimmon: "I don't want to."
Liu Jing's eldest son also couldn't take it anymore.
Little Tiger: "Mommy, did Auntie really not buy any bad ones? Or did they just go bad from being left out for too long?"
Liu Jing: "No, this is the taste."
But all three of them looked on in disbelief.
At this moment, Xiao Zhihua also returned, and the three of them immediately started chattering with their father.
Seeing this, he couldn't help but laugh: "This is durian. Dad has eaten it before. Although it smells bad, it tastes very good. It tastes a bit like milk ice cream, but not as sweet, and it's also a bit like pastry. But I don't know about jackfruit."
If Liu Yun were here, she'd definitely say, "Wow! Is this what they mean by 'two different kinds of people can't sleep in the same bed'? This couple always say the same thing."
Xiao Huzi still trusted his parents and took a piece to try. However, he didn't dare to take too many bites at once. He picked up a small piece, took a small bite, tasted it, and nodded, saying, "Although the taste is a little strange, it really doesn't smell bad. It's actually quite delicious."
Little Stone: "Brother, are you sure you're not kidding us into eating this?"
Little Tiger: "It really tastes delicious."
After saying that, he took a big bite to show that he wasn't lying.
Little Stone and Little Persimmon decided to trust their brother and picked up a little bit to taste.
"vomit."
"Ugh, ugh."
Little Stone: "Brother is lying."
Little Persimmon: "It stinks!"
Little Tiger Head: "No! When I took the first bite, it tasted a little strange, but it was okay! The second bite tasted pretty good, and after a few more bites, I could taste the sweetness!"
Are they not eating the same thing?
Xiao Zhihua found it amusing: "Alright, I'm not lying to you. People who like this stuff will find it fragrant and sweet, while people who don't like it will find it so smelly that they'll avoid it. I'm not lying to you, it's just that you have different tastes."
Little Tiger Head: "That's right, that's right."
Little Tiger Head and Xiao Zhihua enjoyed the meal, so they ate and drank with Liu Jing. Little Stone and Little Persimmon hid back in their room, finding the three of them very strange.
Xiao's mother ate a couple of bites of jackfruit, planning to show it to Xiao Shitou and Xiao Shizi later to see if they liked it. As for Xiao Hutou, she would decide after they finished eating. As for durian, she didn't stop them from eating it before the meal because there wouldn't be much if it was shared among the three of them.
However, the smell of durian was too strong for Xiao Shitou and Xiao Shizi, so they ate their meals in their room.
From that moment on, the bridge of trust between the twins and their older brother became somewhat unstable.
The Shen family in Xiangshi also suffered from durian poisoning, which was caused by Yu Qianhe.
Yu Qianhe opened the durian, but since he couldn't finish it all by himself, he sent some to Shenyang so that he could try it.
Shenyang tasted it and thought it was pretty good. Yu Qianhe saw that he liked it, so he gave him half of it.
Shenyang brought durian home, but Qiao Ying wasn't home, so the three children shared the durian. The three of them really liked it, but they didn't forget to save some for Qiao Ying.
When Qiao Ying returned, she smelled an unbearable stench in the yard. She thought that her three sons had blown up the toilet with firecrackers while she was away!
Upon entering, she discovered that the father and his three sons had eaten something that smelled bad. Qiao Ying couldn't stand the smell, and could only say that it was fortunate that the three of them ate in the yard, while the smell inside the house was relatively mild.
But Qiao Ying still threw the four of them into the yard, saying that they were not allowed to go in until the smell dissipated.
It's fair to say that Liu Yun and her husband each gave a durian, which tricked quite a few people.
When Liu Yun got home, her stomach was still aching, and her mother was puzzled by her condition.
After Liu Yun explained, the two of them cursed her as a narrow-minded person.
Liu Yun: "I just feel sorry for Fu Yao. First, he was attacked twice with latrines, then with sheep testicles, sheep penises, and cow testicles, and now he's been attacked with durian. Is he destined to never escape the stench for the rest of his life?"
Mother Yu: "Now that you mention it, it does seem a bit true."
It's actually kind of satisfying to build your happiness on other people's suffering.
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