When Luo Xi saw the weasel start to speak, she originally thought that it was one of the specialties of this world - a subspecies human. But after the weasel said the word "master", she gave up this idea.
Being able to appear in such an occasion and having an owner. There is only one possibility for the master of the weasel, that is a Taoist priest who was just present.
There is no difference between subspecies humans and humans. For Taoist priests, subspecies humans are useless at all. This point is clearly written in the Qin family's booklet.
Moreover, subspecies humans are protected by law and have the same rights as humans. It is illegal to enslave subspecies humans as monsters without authorization.
If subspecies humans are excluded, then the weasel in front of him is the legendary animal with intelligence, that is... a monster?
The five great immortals are essentially monsters that have awakened their minds and can play tricks on people. Family immortals are just a respectful term used by humans to describe these beings. If they do evil, there are still masters who can deal with them.
This weasel can speak human language, which shows that it has good skills. It also has a master. It can be regarded as a monster that has signed a contract with a Taoist priest. Relying on the protection of the Taoist priest, as long as the master does not cheat, its life is much more comfortable than that of the head immortal.
"It turned out to be a spirit..." Luo Xi muttered to himself.
Huang Daxian puffed up his chest proudly. In the Dharma Ending Age, it is extremely difficult to be able to awaken the spirit and become a spirit. The probability of one in ten thousand is even harder than the Chinese college entrance examination.
At least it has never seen a second weasel that has become a spirit. Even if they are also animals with intelligence, before it met the little golden dragon, it was the only one who could speak human language. The weasel felt that it must be the pride of the weasel clan.
Huang Daxian felt that this human girl would definitely praise it because she was so outstanding. Look how focused she was when she looked at him!
Luo Xi stared at the weasel for a long time, and suddenly said slowly: "It is not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China. Have you paid the fine?"
Huang Daxian: "......!!!"
The weasel's pride froze, and it was stunned for a few seconds before it realized what this meant. It panicked and looked around.
It is not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People's Republic of China?
It, it doesn't know!
Did it cause trouble to its master?
Is the master living such a simple and frugal life because he paid all the money as a fine? ?
The weasel turned his head to look at the chicken, dog
, snake and hedgehog, silently seeking help. The big rooster was still leisurely eating beans. The black dog protected the rooster and patted the snake's head from time to time to make it retract its greedy eyes. The hedgehog curled up into a ball, snoring and seemed to be asleep.
The weasel: "..."
Bah, a bunch of unreliable guys.
...
Luo Xi suddenly guessed why Master Li invited her here. It seems that all the animals in this house have owners. Looking at the spiritual expressions of those few, they are probably all intelligent.
There are no big monsters in modern society. The only ones that can be found by Taoist priests to sign contracts are these animals that are neither good nor bad and have spirituality that can barely be considered monsters.
As for the little golden dragon, when Li Guanzhu saw it last time, he estimated that the little golden dragon was also like this, and was similar to these animals. I brought the little golden dragon with me, so Li Guanzhu specially invited me to come this time.
Is he going to introduce a little friend to the little golden dragon?
Luo Xi told the little golden dragon about her guess in her mind.
The little golden dragon immediately forgot about the quarrel with the weasel and asked excitedly: "Then, then can I have a clear path? I don't have to hide anymore?"
The little golden dragon had no sense of being a dragon. He thought it would be good to recognize Luo Xi as his master. He would be Luo Xi's pet in the future. Luo Xi would raise him for the rest of his life, hehe.
"Wait and see."
Luo Xi asked him to be patient.
There was a noise outside the door. It seemed that the Taoists had returned after moving the tables, chairs and benches.
The first one was Li Guanzhu, who invited Luo Xi to come. The other Taoists followed Li Guanzhu. It can be seen that this exchange meeting was led by Li Guanzhu.
Li Guanzhu saw Luo Xi at a glance. The old Taoist priest, who was almost sixty years old, came over and touched the weasel's head with a smile, "What are you talking about?"
Huang Daxian immediately lost his arrogance, rubbed the old Taoist priest's hand, and obediently called out: "Master."
Luo Xi raised an eyebrow. This weasel that can only speak is actually raised by Li Guanzhu? It seems that the existence of the little golden dragon is no longer a secret. The only thing that needs to be confirmed is whether Li Guanzhu saw it clearly last time.
A snake and a dragon, but will cause completely different consequences. The
weasel half stood beside Li Guanzhu's legs, tugged at the corner of Li Guanzhu's clothes with its claws, and his expression was vague.
The master has worn this Taoist robe for several years. I didn't think about it before. Now think about it... Maybe he is really poor.
As the master of Sanqing Temple, the master usually gives lectures and performs rituals. In his spare time, he also grows vegetables in the temple. Could it be that because of it, the temple has little money to buy vegetables...
The weasel's uneasiness was naturally noticed by Master Li, who looked at it in confusion, "What's wrong?"
Huang Daxian said with a sad face: "Master, I won't eat chicken in the future to save some money for the temple."
Master Li: "???"
...
After Master Li figured out what was going on, he looked at Luo Xi with a protective look and said disapprovingly: "My friend, small animals should be protected."
How can you bully small animals?
Luo Xi blinked: "So was it fined or not?"
The weasel also looked at it eagerly, waiting for the answer anxiously.
Although it has gained intelligence, it is not very smart, especially under the care of Li Guanzhu. It has the temperament of a child. It looks fierce, but it is just bluffing.
Li Guanzhu coughed lightly and gave everyone a serious popular science talk.
The so-called "no spirits are allowed to become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China" is actually a rumor.
It first came from the Internet. Someone rumored that the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television issued seven bans, one of which was "animals are not allowed to cultivate into spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China." This ban has been refuted by the Radio, Film and Television Department, but the effect does not seem to be good. The majority of netizens believe it.
The weasel tugged at Li Guanzhu's Taoist robe as if he understood it, and asked cautiously: "So...so I was not fined, right?"
"No."
Master Li touched its head, and explained a little more for fear that it would be worried: "Growing vegetables is my hobby. The conditions in the temple are not that embarrassing. At least you can still afford to eat chicken."
The weasel was completely relieved. With the comfort of its master, it immediately regained its spirit. The thief bared his teeth at the position of the little golden dragon, with a smug look on his face.
You are the only one who has a master, and I have one too! My master is very good to me!
The old Taoist priest naturally saw its little movements, but he didn't say anything. He smiled and patted the weasel: "Ah Huang, go over there and watch over it. Don't let those guys make too much noise." When
the little golden dragon heard the name, he couldn't help but: "...Pfft."
Hahahahaha, Ah Huang!
The same name as the big local dog at the east end of the village in the TV series!
Huang Daxian was about to burst into laughter when he heard the laughter, but was soothed by Luo Xi.
"So your name is Ah Huang, what a good name."
Luo Xi praised sincerely, feeling that this name was particularly clear at a glance.
As a bad namer, she thought that this way of naming according to characteristic colors was great, simple and easy to remember.
When she first named Xiaoguai, she thought for a long time, and if she had known, she would have just called him Xiaohei.
Huang Daxian saw that Luo Xi, such a beautiful and delicate girl, praised him, and immediately decided to forgive her bullying just now, and generously said that he would not argue with the person hiding his sleeves for her sake.
This girl looks good, but her taste is not very good. She chose a not-so-good guy to support her.
Huang Daxian looked at the little golden dragon hidden in his sleeve with disdain. It must be a small creature to be able to hide in such a place. The owner said that he only saw a small one last time, and it was probably a snake.
Little snake, why are you so arrogant? Dad will teach you to be a snake again in the future!
Huang Daxian went to the place where the group of animals stayed with his head held high. He was the most powerful one here, and he was also the tacit leader of the group of small animals. Every time the Taoists gathered, this group of spiritual small animals would lead by him. When
Huang Daxian walked over, the group of chickens, dogs, snakes and hedgehogs all looked over and surrounded him to communicate.
"Ku, ku ,
ku..." "Woof woof woof."
"Chi, cough cough."
"Hiss, hiss hiss hiss..."
Not all small animals with intelligence and spirit can speak human language. In the past, only great monsters could refine the transverse bones in the throat and speak human language.
The weasel encountered an opportunity when it was young, and later signed a contract with the old Taoist priest. The old Taoist priest gave it a lot of good things, so it could speak human language.
The other small animals with only spirits obviously don't have this skill, but fortunately they can be considered monsters. Although humans can't understand their language, they can communicate with each other without any obstacles. Translated, it is -
[Boss, have you tried it out? What's the background of the new guy? ]
[I don't think he's easy to get along with. ]
[That's right, he actually dared to quarrel with the boss. 】
[This violent temper is a bit like me ...] Huang Daxian snorted at the snake
who spoke at the end. "It is estimated that it is your kind, or a cub, relying on the master's strong, I do n’t know how to be caught in the morning and evening." He was good at a few times a few times. ] Huang Daxian was drifting by this horse. Essence With such a powerful master, the monsters are the winners in life. No wonder that guy can speak when he is still a cub. They have been practicing for so long. If there is no great opportunity, they may not be able to speak human language in this life. Alas, monsters are more than monsters. It makes monsters angry. Reincarnation is a technical job. Others' starting point is their end point. Alas... Master Li sent the weasel away, and then looked at Luo Xi with a smile, "My friend, how are you recently?" Luo Xi greeted him obediently and observed his expression. His eyes were clear, curious and expectant, but not dark. He didn't look like a person with bad intentions. Master Li seemed to notice Luo Xi's scrutiny, and quickly told her the reason for inviting her here today. It was indeed related to the group of small animals. Since ancient times, the relationship between animals and humans has been difficult to describe. If animals become intelligent and have spirituality, they are called demons, and their relationship with humans becomes even more complicated. There are people who are in love with demons, there are people who are enemies and fight to the death, and of course there are people like Li Guanzhu who make a contract with the demons and raise them as pets or fighting forces. In the past, Taoists kept demons as pets mostly to use them as fighting forces. But in modern times, big demons have disappeared, and the only ones that can be considered demons are some spiritual animals. Taoists make contracts with these small animals and mostly raise them as companion pets. For example, the rooster, although it has spirituality, the most common things it does every day are eating grains, crowing, and pursuing hens, which are exactly the same as the pursuit of ordinary chickens. It has none of the majesty of an intelligent chicken demon, let alone fighting. If you really encounter a ghost, that chicken will run faster than anyone else. Usually, it can only be kept as a pet, but this rooster is also a rare companion for Taoist priests. Roosters have been one of the spiritual animals since ancient times. A big rooster represents the strongest and the most yang. Adding rooster blood to ink to draw talismans will increase the power of the talismans. Rooster blood is used in many magic spells to break evil. The rooster's crowing represents the dawn, and it has a natural restraining effect on yin objects in some yin places. It is relatively easy for weasels, foxes, etc. to become demons, but a big rooster is rare. After all, in modern society, hens can lay eggs and old hens can be used to stew soup. But most roosters are slaughtered and eaten before they reach old age, otherwise their meat will not be tender when they are old. The fact that the rooster was able to become intelligent and become a spirit is a rare blessing. Moreover, it was smart enough to know that it had little fighting power. After becoming intelligent, it took the initiative to find a Taoist priest as a backer. Although it occasionally had to bleed and work hard, it was better than being plucked and cooked by humans.
The rooster can be considered to have made a contribution.
The black dog and the rooster made contributions in a similar way. The snake was a little more powerful, and the hedgehog was just for cuteness. After relying on its owner, it became a pet hedgehog with peace of mind and loved to chew apple peels.
...
Li Guanzhu was a person who liked animals, but he had no affinity with animals until he entered Taoism. When those spiritual animals were injured, they would occasionally hide in Taoist temples to seek help.
After a few visits, Li Guanzhu got to know a few intelligent little animals.
Not everyone in Taoism would treat monsters kindly. Even if these intelligent little animals were not of much use, they could be enslaved and used for evil.
Moreover, some sorcerers like to use the blood, flesh and fur of monsters to make elixirs, so that in recent years, there are fewer and fewer small animals that have awakened their intelligence.
Li Guanzhu is an animal lover, so he naturally can't stand this kind of thing.
He can't control ordinary animals that have not awakened their intelligence, as they have their own natural laws of competition and selection.
But it is too cruel for small animals that have awakened their intelligence and spirituality to be cruelly killed and subjected to evil magic. In
recent years, Li Guanzhu has brought many Taoists and small animals that have awakened their intelligence together. As long as both parties are willing to sign a contract, he will let them form pairs of master and servant partners, so that they can finally avoid those guys with bad intentions.
To put it bluntly, this Taoist social exchange conference organized by Li Guanzhu is a conference on pet care experience, and all the participants are pet owners.
Last time at Baiyun Temple, Li Guanzhu was surprised to find that Luo Xi seemed to be followed by this kind of intelligent little animal. His excitement was not because of seeing the little golden dragon. He didn't see the appearance of the little golden dragon clearly at that time, and just thought it was a snake-like demon pet.
What really made Li Guanzhu happy was that their organization had another like-minded partner. He
is still from the lineage of the Water Official Emperor. With this powerful descendant, if anyone steals and harms the spiritual little animals in the future, they can just let Luo Xi go!
Luo Xi, who knew the truth, said: "..."
After Li Guanzhu finished explaining, he smiled more kindly: "Why don't you come with me and talk to everyone about your experience in raising pets? If your demon pet is shy, don't force it to come out. These little things are just like people, they will get angry."
Luo Xi replied with difficulty: "You... are really kind-hearted."
The Taoists have all become shit-shoveling officials, and they have organized an anti-crime and anti-evil alliance for their pets. This is simply... the picture is too beautiful.
Luo Xi followed Li Guanzhu to get to know a circle of people, and was also introduced to the little animals that followed their masters to attend the meeting today. These animals all have very memorable names, and they are -
weasel (Ah Huang), big rooster (Gu Gu Ding), black dog (Da Hei), hedgehog (Xiao Bai), and snake (Cai Hua).
Luo Xi looked at the rather large snake. She remembered that this kind of snake was quite fierce and had a majestic scientific name, King Cobra. But it was obvious that its owner was very down-to-earth and directly used its nickname, Rape Snake, as its name.
It was simple, rough and straightforward to this extent.
The Rape Snake saw that Luo Xi was staring at it, so it stuck out its tongue and raised its head to make itself look more majestic and powerful.
Tsk, why doesn't the little guy come out? It's really useless to hide around. Even if they are both snakes, that little guy is definitely not as strong and muscular as it is!
The Rape Snake looked down on Luo Xi's pet and thought that the kid was just lucky to meet a good owner.
Little did he know that the little golden dragon hiding in the sleeve disliked it even more.
The little golden dragon glanced at the Rape Snake and thought it was ugly.
Look at the dark brown scales with black spots on them and yellow in the middle, it's so ugly.
The little golden dragon swung its tail in disdain, and the tip of its golden tail flashed across the cuffs.
The rat snake saw it and suddenly widened its eyes.
Just now, what was that just now...
those golden, perfectly shaped scales, and the beautifully lined tail... made its heart beat so fast!
The rat snake thought it was probably sick, otherwise why would its heart beat like a drum just because of a little kid's tail. It was as if the excitement deep in its blood was surging, mixed with desire and submission...
The rat snake stared blankly at Luo Xi's cuffs, hissing and spitting out its tongue, trying to find out what was going on.
Huang Daxian felt that the rat snake was too embarrassed to behave like its younger brother. It raised its claws and stepped on the snake, kicking it back.
The rat snake was slightly sobered by Wong Tai Sin's glare, and it swam to the back and was in a daze.
How could it be confused by the pointed tail of a kid... The pointed golden tail, what kind of species is that kid?
Could it be a defective product like the golden python?
The golden python is an albino mutant, and in the serious animal world, it is a defective product with problems.
The rat snake couldn't understand why its aesthetics suddenly twisted and tangled into a knot.
Luo Xi knew very well that the dragon clan was the white moonlight of all scales and claws, especially the snakes and dragons. They both longed to become dragons in their blood and were born with admiration and submission to the dragon clan.
Luo Xi pinched the little golden dragon and signaled it to stop making trouble.
Being the white moonlight is not that easy. When facing a real dragon, people admire and submit to it, and hold it in their arms willingly.
But the little golden dragon is an artificial dragon, with impure blood, weak strength, and so thin and small. It really makes people worry about it, and it might turn into a tragedy at any moment.
The little golden dragon hummed and lay down obediently.
It felt that it should not be exposed so early. If it went out like this, wouldn’t it be looked down upon by these little animals.
Luo Xi also meant this. Even if there are little animals with intelligence in the inner world, they are ordinary and common animals.
Chickens, dogs, snakes, hedgehogs, weasels, etc., the little golden dragon is not in line with their styles. A legendary mythical creature suddenly popped out, and it is so weak, it will definitely not end well.
Facing the expectant eyes of the whole room, Luo Xi stuffed the little golden dragon further into her sleeves, then pursed her lips and said very embarrassedly: "My little one is very timid and shy, and I made a fool of myself."
Everyone: "..."
We have been waiting for so long, and you are going to end it like this?
Tang Luoxi suddenly appeared, and the halo around her was dazzling. Although this was a pet experience exchange meeting organized by Li Guanzhu, many people also came for Tang Luoxi.
They all wanted to see what the spiritual little animal next to Tang Luoxi was. With her strength and background, even if it was still a cub, it must be a very rare and precious species.
A group of people stared eagerly, but her pet had not shown up since she entered the door.
In order to let her pet come out without worry, they specially avoided it for a while, and as a result, they only heard the sound.
I thought I would see the real owner after the formal introduction, but the result was -
shy?
Can you think of a more thoughtful excuse!
Wasn’t he still fierce when he quarreled with Ah Huang just now? His violent temper made Huang Daxian very angry. How could such a guy be shy?
Who are you kidding!
Everyone accused with their eyes.
Luo Xi simply pretended not to see it. If someone's gaze was too piercing, she would smile back.
The stunning beauty smiled slightly, and the killing power was straightforward. Even the Taoist priests who had been practicing for many years were slightly startled, then smiled bitterly and looked away, and began to chant the Heart Purification Mantra.
Forget it, if they can't see it today, they will see it one day. They don't believe that Tang Luoxi can hide that little guy for a lifetime.
Master Li waited for the silent confrontation to end before he led Luo Xi to take a seat with a smile.
Everyone chatted, ate, exchanged experiences in raising demon pets, and gossiped about some recent events in the inner world.
This tea party was not just for chatting. The Taoist priests who attended the party all had some good things in their hands. Some of them could be used by themselves, and some of them could not be used so they took them out to exchange with others.
Most of them were related to monsters, and there were also some other things.
Luo Xi realized at this time that the Taoists who came this time were all capable. It was different from the last blessing ceremony at Baiyun Temple. There were many ordinary people among the Taoists at that time, the kind who couldn't see ghosts and didn't have the ability to draw talismans to catch ghosts.
Although there were few Taoists in this tea party, each of them was really capable. The things they took out for exchange were varied, and there were all kinds of things.
Among them, there were even some black pills that exuded strange smells.
Master Li was a careful person. Seeing Luo Xi's confused look, he knew that she didn't understand what those were. He explained in detail and reminded Luo Xi that it would be best to exchange some for her little friend. Those pills are good for these spiritual little animals.
Luo Xi finally understood that those strange-looking things were pills made from the essence and blood of monsters from the past.
In modern society, big monsters have almost disappeared. Small animals that have gained intelligence can only play tricks on people at best. They live a little longer than their unintelligent counterparts, but there is not much difference in other aspects.
If these spiritual small animals want to become powerful, they cannot rely solely on the essence of the sun and the moon to cultivate.
Now in the Dharma Ending Age, the spiritual energy is declining, and the essence of the sun and the moon is no longer as pure as before.
This is why monsters that can transform into human form were often seen hundreds of years ago, but now, this kind of monster that can transform into human form has basically disappeared. Even if they work hard to cultivate and gain intelligence, they will not make much progress and cannot escape from the beast form.
There are usually a few paths for these little animals -
either do evil, by devouring the essence and blood of humans or animals, which can greatly increase their power, but there are also many bad consequences. God is watching from above, and if they do too much evil, most of them will end up dissipating in the end, and they can't even reincarnate. Or they
can do good, find a good master, and follow the Taoist priests to make merit.
If they encounter great merit and great opportunities, they may be able to make further progress. If not, then they will live happily all their lives. At least they will live longer than their peers in this life, and if they have accumulated a lot of merit after death, they may be reborn
as a human in the next life. The last path is to rely on external blessings and devour some natural treasures. Either they are natural spirits that exist in the world, or they rely on the essence and blood of the great demons in the past, devour the power in them, and use it for themselves.
But these essences and blood are both opportunities and risks for small animals. If they succeed in swallowing them, they will become more powerful.
If they fail, they will explode and die.
For example, the weasel named Ah Huang had experienced this before he met Li Guanzhu.
Ah Huang had lived in the mountains with his parents and the same tribe since he was born. Later, his parents died, and his brothers and sisters died one by one. Only he was still half-grown.
Ah Huang, who had never left the mountains, did not know the difference between himself and other weasels. He only thought that he was smarter than them and could always make those birds and rabbits bump into him.
After his parents, brothers and sisters died, Ah Huang buried them, and still slept in the cave where he was born, living on prey every day.
Until a sorcerer found him and wanted to capture him alive.
That was a sorcerer who had done too many bad things. He made money by using Taoism. Due to the karma, his life span was deducted and he was about to die.
The sorcerer was unwilling to die like this. He searched all over the mountains and plains for monsters that had awakened their wisdom, killed them with evil magic, and then drank their blood to try to prolong his life.
Ah Huang was one of the unlucky ghosts found by the sorcerer.
But he was luckier than other unlucky ghosts. The sorcerer was already in bad shape. It was not known whether he had died or was dazzled. When he was chasing Ah Huang in the mountains, he stepped on empty air and rolled down, and then died.
Ah Huang was a vengeful person. After waiting for a long time, he saw that the man seemed to be really dead, so he rushed over angrily and whipped the corpse.
When the claws grabbed the clothes of the sorcerer, a small porcelain bottle fell out of the pocket. The cork was not plugged in tightly, and a round object rolled out.
Ah Huang just felt that the object was particularly fragrant and particularly attracted to it. It couldn't help but pounce on it and swallowed the round object instinctively.
Then it was a life-and-death torture.
Fortunately, the original owner of the inner elixir was not a very powerful thing, but a rabbit spirit that lived for about a hundred years. After being tortured and killed by evil magic, the inner elixir also lost some of its power.
All these coincidences added up to prevent Ah Huang, who swallowed the inner elixir, from dying. Lying on the ground in pain, dying, he waited for the encounter with the old Taoist priest.
Li Guanzhu saved the weasel, and when it woke up, it was unwilling to leave. From then on, Li Guanzhu had a pet named Ah Huang. Ah Huang's ability to speak was also related to the inner pill he swallowed.
With the inner pill as a foundation, the old Taoist later found a lot of good things for Ah Huang, which made Ah Huang look like today.
There is a great risk in swallowing the inner pill of essence and blood directly. Taoism once had means to control birds and beasts, and naturally there are some pill recipes that are beneficial to small animals with spiritual intelligence.
Taoists used the blood essence and inner elixir as the main medicine according to the recipe, and then supplemented it with various medicinal materials to make elixir. In this way, the risk is much lower when it is given to the small animals with intelligence.
...
After Li Guanzhu explained with a smile, he was afraid that Luo Xi would find it difficult to accept, and he specially added: "We do not allow the malicious killing of these little lives, so the sources of elixirs that can be traded are all legal. The blood essence and inner elixir used are either left over from the past or collected from the sorcerer."
Luo Xi did not have any psychological barriers.
In Asma, the law of the jungle is the basic rule of survival. It is normal for the immortal species to devour each other for survival. Not to mention the blood essence and inner elixir, they can also eat the skin, fur, bones and flesh.
Luo Xi lowered her head and asked the little golden dragon if he wanted to try some. The little golden dragon snorted and refused.
Luo Xi and it did not belong to this world system. It was probably useless to eat it. It was a pure waste. It would be even worse if it got sick. And it didn't want to be exposed like this. Those Taoists were obviously using elixirs to lure it out.
But it would be a pity to miss such a rare benefit. The little golden dragon thought of the black cat for some reason. The black cat could devour evil spirits, so it must be a spiritual monster.
The black cat is the male god's cat. If I can't eat it myself, this benefit will be the same for the black cat!
The little golden dragon was thinking about the welfare of the black cat. When Luo Xi asked, he reminded in a soft voice: "Give it to Xiaoguai."
Luo Xi thought about it and it was true, but Xiaoguai had always behaved like a pet cat. Even after seeing Xiaoguai's brutal behavior that night, Luo Xi was not sure whether this thing could be given to Xiaoguai.
After all, she really had no research on the monsters in China.
Seeing this, Master Li took the initiative to ask about the situation. He said that he could send the cat to see, because black cats are supernatural, and it is difficult to judge if the intelligence is not developed.
With Master Li's permission, Luo Xi called Lu Haozhi and asked him to send Xiaoguai over to identify the breed and give him some food.
Originally, he could have taken it back to Xiaoguai, but seeing how dangerous it was for Ah Huang to swallow the inner elixir, although the elixir was safer, Xiaoguai was so young. Since he had no experience in nursing, Luo Xi decided that it would be safer for Xiaoguai to eat under the care of Li Guanzhu.
Lu Haozhi on the other end of the phone: "..."
Who the hell is trying to trick him, can he refuse this request!
Chu Jingheng gossiped about Lu Haozhi in the group chat a few days ago, and after being taught a lesson, he held his breath and unilaterally broke off relations with Lu Haozhi. He swore that unless Lu Haozhi took the initiative to contact him, he would never pay attention to that man!
As a single dog, Chu Jingheng lives a very regular life.
Going to work, getting off work, working the night shift, performing surgeries, working part-time as a psychological counselor for the mentally ill, and occasionally going to relax with friends...
Now that he has unilaterally cut off ties with his friends, he can only leave the hospital on time when he gets off work, feeling bored .
Before he even reached the garage, the phone rang.
Chu Jingheng saw on the screen that it was Lu Haozhi, and he immediately perked up.
Ha, I let you bully me, and now you can't help but make peace with me.
He waited for the phone to ring twice more before he picked it up, thinking that Lu Haozhi must say a few more nice words.
As a result, Lu Haozhi's cold voice came from the other end, with only a few simple words: "Come to my house and help me send the cat to the Dao Association."
Chu Jingheng: "???"
What?
Hey, don't hang up, that's all you said, what the hell are you talking about!
Chu Jingheng stared at the hung up phone and called back.
After the other end picked up, he said something even colder -
"Hurry up, don't dawdle."
Chu Jingheng said "Damn it", and wanted to ignore Lu Haozhi. But his feet involuntarily walked towards the car and drove to Lu Haozhi's apartment.
Forget it, that cold guy has already asked to "help him", so this is a good step to make peace, and it's too late to go there.
When Chu Jingheng arrived at the apartment, Lu Haozhi was not there, and he entered the door by himself with the password.
He glanced at the text message Lu Haozhi sent him later, which contained the apartment entrance code, the address of the Daoxie Association and Tang Luoxi's phone number. It was obviously Tang Luoxi who asked for the cat to be sent over.
Chu Jingheng complained.
Damn, Lu Haozhi was not active in being attentive to the little beauty. If he is so bad at expressing himself, can he really woo her?
Chu Jingheng walked into the apartment with a familiar way, called "Mimi, Mimi" a few times, walked to the balcony, and looked for the cat to be transported.
Lu Haozhi, who had already turned into a black cat in advance, squatted on the sofa, moved expressionlessly, and made a sound to remind his blind friend.
Chu Jingheng turned around and saw a black cat squatting on the black sofa looking at him dimly. He was startled, then walked over with a smile to grab the cat, teasing the black cat in a naughty way.
"Mimi, why are you so black? You're so black that you're going to blend into the sofa."
Lu Haozhi pretended not to hear him and jumped onto his hand to avoid wasting time.
It was the first time that Chu Jingheng saw a cat that was so actively clingy. He grumbled a little out of habit and prepared to leave with the cat.
They were already at the door. He was a little thirsty, so he limped and planned to go to the kitchen refrigerator to get a bottle of water.
He remembered that there were yogurt and mineral water in Lu Haozhi's refrigerator.
Seeing this, Lu Haozhi felt that it was not good.
Chu Jingheng had already walked to the kitchen door, and heard something moving in the kitchen.
A thief?
After a pause, Chu Jingheng quickly put the black cat down, picked up a handy chair, opened the kitchen door, and prepared to knock out the daring thief with the chair.
As a result, the thief didn't see it, and he saw a black cat in the kitchen that was exactly the same as the one he caught before.
Chu Jingheng: "..."
Lu Haozhi: "..."
The kitten in the kitchen saw someone coming, and got up from the cat's nest without any hesitation, and happily circled around Chu Jingheng, "meow meow meow".
Chu Jingheng was dumbfounded: "Why is there another cat? Is it a new one?"
He looked at the black cat in the living room, then looked down at the one on the ground.
"Damn, what's wrong with Lu Haozhi? He likes to hoard black cats?"
Lu Haozhi didn't want to talk anymore.
It was to avoid this kind of situation that he locked the kitten in the kitchen. He even opened a can of cat food to appease it and let it wait in the kitchen.
The kitten didn’t like to bark in the past, especially when it was fed, it was very quiet, and at most it would make a little noise when eating.
Such a slight noise could not be heard unless you were close to the door, but no one expected Chu Jingheng to suddenly feel thirsty and want to drink water, and he ran straight to the kitchen refrigerator without any courtesy.
Then the scene that Lu Haozhi had taken great pains to cover up was exposed...
This tragic case made Master Lu realize that hiding cats should never be placed in a place like the kitchen!
...
Chu Jingheng was in a dilemma, not sure which cat to catch. He called Lu Haozhi, but no one answered the phone.
"Forget it, just take them all away."
He bent down and picked up the kitten at his feet, and then stuffed the black cat in the living room into his arms.
Anyway, Lu Haozhi's original words were 'Come to my house and help me send the cats to the Taoist Association'. Since he didn't say how many cats, maybe he wants all of them.
But why did Tang Luoxi want black cats in the Taoist Association? It's not like she was going to use black cats to exorcise evil spirits.
After stuffing the two cats into the car, Chu Jingheng poked the cat's belly and sighed: "It's not easy for you either. You have to earn money for milk powder at such a young age."
Lu Haozhi: "..."
The real kitten suddenly saw a fellow of the same size as itself, and squeezed towards Lu Haozhi. It stretched out its claws to hug Lu Haozhi, wanting to lick his fur to show its friendliness.
Lu Haozhi calmly raised his paw to push the stupid cat away, refusing to lick its fur.
Chu Jingheng took a look while waiting for the red light, and disapprovingly carried the little kitten to the side of the black cat. He also helped the kitten to suppress the black cat's resistance, and the kitten's saliva covered the black cat's face.
He patted the black cat's head with relief: "We all live under the same roof, so we should be friendly."
The black cat Lu Haozhi silently endured it, and only cursed in his heart.
Mom's idiot.
Chu Jingheng drove the car to the gate of the Highway Association and called Luo Xi.
Luo Xi received two identical black cats, and the whole person was confused.
"Two little darlings?"
Chu Jingheng was stunned. How come Tang Luoxi didn't know that there were two cats? What's going on? Did Lu Haozhi hide the other cat? Was he going to give Tang Luoxi a surprise?
Now that he thinks about it, the second cat seemed to be locked in the kitchen...
Chu Jingheng realized belatedly that he might have ruined his friend's plan.
He cried out "Shit" in his heart and immediately tried to make up for it: "Haozhi planned to give you a surprise. One cat is so lonely. Two cats together have a companion and can keep each other company, haha. Look how loving Haozhi is, isn't he? Don't look at him with a cold face, he is actually soft-hearted."
The black cat Lu Haozhi wanted to cover Chu Jingheng's mouth.
Luoxi looked at the two black cats silently: "Surprise..."
The cats belong to Lu Haozhi, why is it a surprise for her? It doesn't make sense.
She doesn't particularly like fur, why do they all think she is a fur lover?
And I always feel that something is wrong. Even if she wants to raise another cat for company, why are they all black cats? Is Lu Haozhi a little stubborn in his preference for black cats?
"Don't you need two? Then I'll send one back." Chu Jingheng felt a little embarrassed and changed the subject.
Luo Xi muttered: "That's it, I can't tell which one is Xiaoguai, bring them all in for Master Li to see."
Chu Jingheng asked with interest: "Oh, you even found a master to look after them. Are you really going to perform a ritual to exorcise evil spirits? Take it easy, the cats are still young."
Luo Xi shook her head and said seriously: "It's not to exorcise evil spirits, it's to turn them into powerful mountain kings."
"..."
Chu Jingheng walked away in a daze.
He felt that he no longer understood what was in the mind of a 19-year-old girl. What the hell was a mountain king? Was he the kind of bully who occupied the mountain in the past?
Relying on a cat to become the mountain king?