Just as the car was about to turn onto the fork in the road, Luo Xi suddenly threw the talisman in her hand out.
The talisman was thrown out of the car window, and according to the speed of the car, it should have been left behind, but the talisman didn't. It seemed to have eyes and flew to the front of the car's windshield, and then spontaneously combusted without wind.
"Fuck!"
The fat uncle was shocked by this scene and stepped on the brakes subconsciously.
The car was just pressed at the Y-shaped fork and stopped suddenly.
He stared at the front of the windshield, his eyes almost staring through the burning talisman floating in the air, watching the talisman burn and turn into incense ash falling on the hood of his car.
The fat uncle's face was pale and blue, and he held the steering wheel tightly.
"Can you see the road in the middle now? Let's go." Luo Xi patted him and pointed to the front through the glass.
The fat uncle stared stiffly at the front. It should have been a Y-shaped fork in the road, but after the talisman was burned, there was suddenly a blurry road in the middle.
The road was a little fuzzy, like a distorted picture that would appear when it was roasted at high temperature, looming and looking particularly scary.
The fat uncle almost stopped breathing, and he didn't dare to turn his head to look at Luo Xi next to him. At this moment, the ghost movies he had watched in the past were like fleeting glimpses, flashing quickly through his mind.
This situation, this picture... It's too damn like seeing a ghost!
Could this little girl next to me be a powerful ghost? No wonder she has to be wrapped so tightly!
The fat uncle has been driving a taxi for so many years and has heard so many midnight ghost stories. In the past, there were old drivers in the circle who said that they would pick up dirty things in the middle of the night, and those who drive at night should be careful.
But it was only evening, how could he encounter a ghost! ! !
Seeing that he didn't move for a long time, Luo Xi patted him again in confusion: "Uncle?"
I don't know if it was a psychological effect, the fat uncle just felt that Luo Xi's hand was too cold to be alive. After being patted by Luo Xi, he shuddered suddenly, his lips trembled unnaturally, and his voice floated: "Injustice, injustice has its perpetrators, debts have their creditors... I haven't hurt anyone in normal times, you, don't look for me..."
Luo Xi didn't understand what he was saying for a while, and pointed to the middle road: "Drive over quickly, you can see that road now, right?"
The road was twisted and transparent, and it seemed vaguely like there was a little light in the distance, which looked eerie and weird.
The fat uncle's teeth started to fight, and his back molars made a clattering sound. At Luo Xi's urging, he almost cried and trembled: "I, I don't want to go to the underworld, please let me go..."
Luo Xi: "...Ah?"
Xiao Jinlong couldn't help it: "Puff."
Hahahahaha, Luo Xi was actually mistaken for a fierce ghost. This fat uncle has a strong ability to fill in the gaps in his brain! The
fat uncle was even more terrified when he heard Xiao Jinlong's laughter.
There were obviously only two people in the car, but a third voice appeared... His face looked like he was going to faint at any time.
Luo Xi turned the fat uncle's stiff body expressionlessly, asked him to look at himself, and pointed to his shadow: "Ghosts don't have shadows, I am a living person, I have a shadow." The fat uncle's face
was pale, and his eyes were stiff as he moved to Luo Xi's side inch by inch.
Shadow... there is indeed a shadow...
"So you are not a ghost..." The fat uncle leaned weakly on the car seat and muttered to himself.
There is a shadow, but not a ghost. The laughter just now was probably an auditory hallucination because he was too nervous.
It's good that she is not a female ghost!
This girl is not only not a ghost, but she can also draw talismans, and the talismans magically float in the air and spontaneously combust... It turns out that this girl is a real charlatan!
The fat uncle's terrified brain finally digested all this, and he asked Luo Xi eagerly: "What's going on outside, outside?"
With a real charlatan next to him, his fear faded a little. He wanted to see the outside, but he didn't dare to raise his eyes.
That road is too weird. It seems that I have never seen a Y shape before, and then a road grows in the middle. He is not a man, how can he have a third leg!
Luo Xi looked at the road, thought for a while and said, "It's probably a trick. There has been only one road from the beginning. The other two are dead ends that deceive the eyes, and the way of life is hidden."
"Dead, dead end!"
The fat uncle's voice became shrill, "What will happen if we go to the dead end, will we die? Will the ghost come to take our souls away!?"
Luo Xi: "No, even if the soul is taken away, it's okay. I just accidentally took the wrong road. I'll talk to them and I can come back while my body is still warm."
Fat uncle: "..."
I always feel like I've heard something incredible! Are
the ghosts in the underworld so easy to talk to!
I can come back after dying for a while!
No, this little girl can actually communicate with the ghost!
Today's charlatans are too awesome!
They even have connections in the underworld!!!
Luo Xi glanced at the blurry and twisted road, and urged again: "Okay, get on the road quickly, the talisman just now can make the way out visible, but it won't last long."
The fat uncle's thoughts were in a mess, he restarted the car, backed up a little, adjusted the direction of the car, and drove straight to the blurry road in the middle.
He was still a little scared, because the road in the middle was too blurry, twisting and flickering, as if he was driving on a cliff.
The fat uncle's heart was clenched, staring at the road in the middle, gritted his teeth, stepped on the accelerator hard, and rushed towards the road in the middle.
It looked like a blurry and twisted road, but when he suddenly rushed into it, he found that it was a straight road.
The green belts around him were familiar, the traffic lights in the distance looked so friendly, and finally there were more than just his car on the road. The noise of the cars coming and going sounded so moving.
The fat uncle's hands were shaking as he held the steering wheel, but his face looked much better than before, full of joy of escaping death.
He slowly pulled the car to the side of the road. Everything that had just happened was too exciting, and he needed to calm down.
...
Luo Xi looked back, and the original Y-shaped road disappeared. It seemed that there was only this one road from the beginning to the end.
Luo Xi silently opened his Yin Eyes, and when he looked up again, he saw a pale figure with a ferocious face on the side of the road.
It was a blurry shadow, staring at Luo Xi with red eyes, with unwillingness in his eyes. He seemed to want to pounce over, but was stopped by something invisible, and could only wander not far away.
The little golden dragon also opened his Yin eyes, looked at the human-shaped shadow and asked: [What is that?]
Luo Xi: [Probably a ground-bound spirit.]
Ground-bound spirits are usually produced when people are trapped in the same place after death due to some special circumstances. This kind of dead soul is different from ordinary lonely ghosts. They cannot leave the place where they are trapped, and can only wander in the same place day after day, year after year.
In this boring confinement, reason is gradually worn away, leaving only the obsession to leave. If
the ground-bound spirit wants to escape and leave, it must find a scapegoat.
They will choose people to die in their place, and let these people die at the same time and in the same way as them, and then the newly dead people will replace them and become earthbound spirits, and they can escape from this confinement.
Obviously, the Y-shaped road just now was made by this earthbound spirit. It is a simple trick, but it can easily kill people.
Ordinary people can't see the way out. No matter which of the two forks in the road they take, the result will be car damage and death.
Xiao Jinlong felt that this earthbound spirit was a bit bad at choosing people, and it was his bad luck to choose Luo Xi. Earthbound spirits are generally weaker. They are not powerful ghosts. At best, they are some ghosts who died in vain. They are not powerful and have been trapped for many years. They will only become weaker and weaker.
This earthbound spirit finally gathered enough strength to create a decent illusion, but it was broken by Luo Xi. He must be so angry that his heart aches.
Look at those eyes that are red with anger, staring at Luo Xi without moving away.
...
The fat uncle took a long time to slow down, and finally came to his senses.
He looked at Luo Xi with great respect, not caring about Luo Xi's young age, and asked respectfully: "Master, my son is particularly obsessed with metaphysics. Can you give me some advice? He brought a statue home, it seems to be called Water Official Emperor. Is the Water Official Emperor that he worships every day useful?"
When Luo Xi heard the name of the ancestor, he immediately retracted his gaze and started to sell it seriously.
"Of course it is useful. The Third Grade Water Official Dongyin Emperor of Xiayuan is one of the Three Officials, and is revered as a very high deity in Taoism."
"Ah? So powerful."
The fat uncle shook his head, confused. "What are the rules for offering? Should I burn incense to the Water Official Emperor first when I go back? Ask him to bless me so that I won't encounter this kind of thing again?"
Luo Xi was very happy to have another believer in the ancestor, and said patiently: "The tribute must be fresh, three sticks of incense in the morning and evening will be enough. This matter today has nothing to do with you, and the earth-bound spirit is probably coming for me."
"Earth, earth-bound spirit!?" The fat uncle was horrified.
He had read so many ghost stories and ghost movies for a long time, and he thought it was a ghost wall, but he didn't expect it to be an earth-bound spirit that kills people!
Even if the ghost wall is painful, it generally won't kill anyone. At the very least, the ghost wall will be gone by dawn, and at most it will be tiring. But the earthbound spirit will find a scapegoat!
The fat uncle realized belatedly that he had just circled around the gate of hell, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
Luo Xi glanced at the earthbound spirit that was still glaring at him, paid the fare and prepared to get off the car.
The fat uncle came back to his senses and shouted, "Alas, we haven't sent you to the destination yet."
"I'll stay here."
Luo Xi opened the car door, thought for a moment, took off her sunglasses and scarf, and smiled at the fat uncle: "Take a photo? Or take a video?"
The fat uncle was shocked by her beauty, and thought in a trance, now the charlatans are so good-looking, could it be that the profession of charlatan also selects people based on their looks?
Under Luo Xi's smile, the fat uncle forgot to ask her why she suddenly wanted to take a photo and a video, and obediently took out his mobile phone and took a photo with Luo Xi.
After taking the group photo, Luo Xi reached out and switched the mode to video, turned around and asked, "What's your son's name?"
The fat uncle: "Zhang Dapeng."
Luo Xi raised her eyebrows: "Oh, Dapeng spreads its wings, it has a good meaning."
The fat uncle proudly puffed out his chest: "Of course, I looked up the dictionary for several days at the beginning!"
Luo Xi turned to the camera of the mobile phone and smiled slightly: "Zhang Dapeng, your father asked you to study hard and not to chase stars too much, you have to be obedient."
After recording this short clip, she returned the phone to the fat uncle, "Take it back and remember to show it to your son."
The fat uncle didn't understand what Luo Xi was doing at all, shook his head and said "Oh" to show that he understood.
Luo Xi got out of the car and waved goodbye to the uncle.
The fat uncle watched her leave before stepping on the accelerator and drove towards home.
Everything he encountered tonight was too exciting. He planned to pack up early and go back to worship the Water God to get rid of bad luck.
...
When he got home, he went to his son's room first. In his son's shocked eyes, he seriously lit three incense sticks and worshiped the Water God statue.
His son waited for him to finish worshiping before he said in surprise, "Dad, did you see a ghost? The sun is rising from the west. Don't you always criticize this as feudal superstition?"
The fat uncle silently admitted his fault to the Water God: "I was blind before, but you are generous and don't care. Please bless our family to be safe and sound."
It's best to stay away from those ghosts or something. He is old and can't stand this kind of stimulation.
His son doesn't understand why his father suddenly changed his attitude, but as long as he doesn't object, it's fine. Even goddesses would worship this Water God. As a senior fan, Zhang Dapeng said he must follow the footsteps of the goddess.
The fat uncle changed the offerings for the Water God again, and then he looked at his son and began to share everything he encountered today.
"By the way, you are not interested in the customers I pulled today. Let me tell you, the little girl I pulled today is not an ordinary person. You don't know what I encountered."
Zhang Dapeng glanced at his father and his mind was twisted.
What did he encounter?
Could it be the kind of person who sells health products? His father is not old yet, he will not be fooled by such a thing.
The fat uncle described the supernatural event that he encountered tonight with great excitement: "Do you know how critical the situation was? If we had taken a fork in the road, it would have been a dead end. At this moment, the little girl drew a talisman and threw it out. The talisman silently combusted, and then a way out appeared! Only then did I realize that this little girl was an expert!"
Zhang Dapeng looked at his father as if he were a fool and interrupted his chattering.
"Dad, what are you talking about? What life and death? And you're even drawing talismans? You must have met a charlatan! Did she later sell you her talismans and asked you to buy them? Did you get fooled? How much did you pay for them? If they're too expensive, be careful or my mom will beat you."
Another ghost story, another talisman, and the talisman self-ignited?
The talisman must have been coated with sulfur and phosphorus, and it would burn up if you shook it in the air.
This was obviously a trick of a charlatan, but his dad actually fell for it. He had watched Approaching Science for so many years, but was it all in vain?
The fat uncle was unhappy when he heard his son's rebuttal: "How can you talk like that? Can I lie to you? Didn't you say before that the girl's voice is like your goddess, and it's not long since you labeled her a liar."
Zhang Dapeng sneered: "There are so many people in this world who have similar voices. At that time, they were too far away, and it sounded blurry and unreal. Now that I think about it, they are probably not that similar. My goddess is noble and cold, not like an ordinary person. How could she play these cheap tricks?"
The fat uncle snorted, "I think the girl is much better than your goddess. At least she has real skills and is pretty. She is definitely much prettier than your lousy goddess!"
"Impossible!" Zhang Dapeng glared at his father angrily, "My goddess is recognized by the world for her beauty, don't compare her to ordinary mortals!"
The fat uncle laughed angrily, "Oh, you still say beauty. Come, come, I took a photo, I'll show you what real beauty is." The
fat uncle took out his mobile phone, slid to the photo of himself and Luo Xi, turned the screen over and flashed it at his son.
"Open your dog eyes and see clearly, my aesthetics is not distorted! This girl is the most beautiful I have ever seen!"
"..." "!!! " "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
The fat uncle was startled by his son, and his mobile phone was snatched away. Zhang Dapeng held the mobile phone tightly, staring at the person in the photo with wide eyes. Ignoring the fat man next to him, his eyes were full of the smiling girl on the other side. It was Luo Xi! It's a beauty of the ages, it's the goddess herself ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Zhang Dapeng stared at the group photo excitedly, screaming in his heart, his head was full of licking. The goddess is indeed a beauty of the ages, his father's broken phone, no beauty, no skin smoothing, no photo retouching, but he still took such a beautiful photo! ! ! He wants to be a beauty dog of the goddess for life! The fat uncle frowned and wanted to take the phone back: "Have you seen enough, is she prettier than your goddess?" Zhang Dapeng held the phone tightly, staring at his father with burning eyes, his mood was extremely complicated. He prayed to the Water God every day, praying to meet the goddess by chance, but it never came true. As a result, his father, this pitfall, actually had such good luck to attract the goddess! What made him most desperate was that his father attracted the goddess, but the old man didn't know her! He clearly felt that the voice was familiar from the phone, but because his father acted indifferently, he thought he had misheard, and he actually missed the goddess... This kind of ups and downs is so fucking disappointing! Zhang Dapeng held back his sobs, holding the phone and asked: "Is there only one photo? No signature or anything?" The fat uncle was stunned, "Signature?" He realized belatedly that his son's attitude was too weird, and moved his eyes to the upside-down album on the table. He turned the album cover over and stared at the person on it. It was Luo Xi's album. In order to highlight Luo Xi's voice, Gong Xu weakened her stunning beauty. There was only a side profile of Luo Xi on the album cover, and it looked a little blurry under the interweaving of light and shadow. But at this moment, this profile suddenly met that of the little girl, and it was exactly the same as when she waved goodbye to him when she got off the car! Damn it! The fat uncle stared at the album and muttered to himself: "No way... now all the stars are part-time charlatans?" Zhang Dapeng muttered: "What charlatan, it's so ugly. My goddess is the favorite of the Water Official. The Water Official treats her very well. The previous troublemaker Mo Huan was completely subdued." The fat uncle was still in a trance. Zhang Dapeng stared at the photo of the goddess and her father, thinking about how to cut out the father and then photoshop himself in. He sent the photo to his mobile phone, and moved his fingers a little more, revealing the small video behind it. Seeing the face of the goddess, he poked the video in surprise, and then he saw the stunning beauty smiling at him, and a voice as soft as the sound of nature calling his name. [Zhang Dapeng, your father asked you to study hard and not to chase stars too much, you have to be obedient.] The twenty-year-old boy seemed to have received a critical blow, and his mind was full of these words repeating. Zhang Dapeng, your father asked you to study hard and not to chase stars too much, you have to be obedient. Your father asked you to study hard and not to chase stars too much, you have to be obedient. You are not allowed to chase stars too much, you have to be obedient. You have to be obedient. Ah~~ The boy nodded vigorously at the video with a silly smile on his face. Okay, whatever the goddess says is fine. No problem, he will be obedient, and start studying hard from today, and make progress every day! I wanted to show off by posting the video online, but then I couldn't bear to do it. Luo Xi, who was so soft and well-behaved, called my name and only smiled at me. Why did those wolf-like guys on the Internet get such a good deal? Zhang Dapeng saved this video on his mobile phone and created a folder to collect it like a treasure. With the encouragement of the goddess, he immediately took out his books and rushed his father out. "You go out quickly, I have to review well and I will definitely not fail this semester!" After the fat uncle came back to his senses, he saw his son who was rarely hardworking. He was still a little bit unbelievable about everything tonight, and he couldn't equate the star his son liked with the little girl tonight, but as long as his son was willing to study hard, then this result was not bad. Isn't it said that the highest level of star chasing is to become a better person for her? If his son could do so well, he would not object. The fat uncle left his son's room contentedly.